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Chapter 1293 Scumbag? Excuse_me?

Zhou Li laughed and said, "Don't worry, we are prepared! Dugu Bai is a delusional idea to snatch the marriage! Doudou, don't worry, with me Zhou Li here, you can definitely get married with peace of mind."

After marrying Doudou out, it has its own home and no longer runs away from home. Then he no longer has to follow Doudou behind him to wipe his butt.

In this way, he had enough time to date Mr. Yuqin Ouyang Yuan, and it felt so beautiful and cruel.

Doudou, I will marry you out even if I try my best today. Then, you will be happy in the future... so do me!

Zhou Li was indeed prepared for a long time, and all the attacks were firmly blocked by him and the members he arranged.

Just block for a while, the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group" and Huangshan Zhenjun's friends arrived in the fairy boat behind him, and they could capture the guy who robbed the marriage alive in minutes!

"Snatch the marriage?!" Yu Rouko suddenly became energetic.

I didn't expect that she had experienced this plot that was only performed in the movie.

"Senior Song, Senior Song, have you heard that you are robbing the marriage!" Yu Rouzi said excitedly.

Song Shuhang: "..."

He just heard Zhou Li's name called "Dugu Bai". If he remembered correctly, Dugu Bai should be a disciple of Fairy Fusheng, right?

Did it come out to cause trouble?

But if Dugu Bai wants to rob the marriage, why don’t he rob the “Fusheng Fairy” and instead ambush Dou Dou’s robbery? What is this guy thinking?

"When it comes to robbing marriage, I suddenly thought of an interesting news." Su Shishi Ah Sixteen said: "Not long ago, someone made a big fuss on the Internet to rob a wedding, but it was shocking to rob a partner."

"I know this news. When everyone thought he was going to steal the bride, he snatched the groom away. Is that right?" Yu Rouko said.

"No, in the video I watched, the one who stole the marriage was a woman, and she snatched the bride away."

"..." Song Shuhang sighed: "What kind of news are you watching? Are there no normal news about marriage robbery?"

"Yiyiya~Yiyiya~ stupid~" said the Fairy of Creation.

Yu Rouko: "Because the news now needs to grasp the highlights and be unique. It is no longer new for men to grab women, and women to grab men. Only when men to grab men and women to grab women can they attract people's attention."

"Dog bites people is no longer news, but people bites dogs are news." Su Shishishi's Sixteen Dao.

Yu Rouko added: "Even when people bite dogs is not news, you have to look for deeper and more violent news. For example, people and dogs are fighting each other, or one person chases more than a dozen dogs to bite."

"So, can't we blame us?" Su Shishishi's sixteenth way.

Song Shuhang felt that he could not refute.

"Here's here, Senior Song, a marriage robber is coming to us!" Yu Rouzi said.

Su Shi Ah Sixteen: "You will come to the first half, you will deal with him."

"For me, I have already figured out the plot and how to deal with the robbers of marriage." Yu Rouko promised.

Song Shuhang was a little uneasy: "What are you going to do?"

"Of course I rejected him, after all, we have to ensure the success of Doudou's wedding. Although the plot of being stolen from the marriage is also very exciting..." Yu Rouko said.

While talking, a big bearded man walked through the defense arranged by Zhou Li and successfully rushed to Doudou.

"Follow me, puppy!" said the bearded man.

"Scumbag, come with you and dream!" Yu Rouko said seriously.

Big bearded man: "Scumbaby?"

"You bastard, when I decided to get married, you came over to destroy my wedding. If you want to rob the marriage, why not come here earlier? Before the wedding, for so long, you had more time to fulfill your agreement with me. And now, when I decided to get married, you appeared in front of me and appeared in my world... Give up, Dugu Bai, I will not leave you, never!" Yu Rouzi was seriously chanting the lines he got from nowhere.

As she recited, she was moved by the lines and stretched out her claws to wipe the corners of her eyes.

This line is really great.

"What?" The bearded man looked confused.

——Time is precious, and he doesn’t want to listen to the puppy’s long-term discussion. He wants to catch the puppy directly, but his hands cannot catch the Jingba.

There was a layer of golden light on the other party's body, which was like an absolute defense, making the bearded man's hands unable to touch Doudou. It was the beauty of the Merit Snake. She had been protecting Song Shuhang and also protecting Doudou's current body.

"Huh? Isn't my line touching?" Yu Rouko asked.

"Yu Rouzi, I think you might have made a mistake." Song Shuhang said: "This big bearded man is not Dugu Bai, Dugu Bai is not that ugly."

Yu Rouko: "What?"

This is embarrassing.

Big bearded man: "…"

"And, Dugu Bai is not looking for Doudou, he should be his master." Song Shuhangdao.

"Then who is this big bearded man? Why are you doing here?" Yu Rouko asked.

Song Shuhang: "Maybe Dugu Bai's partner?"

"Since that's the case, let's change the line." Yu Rouko said.

When the bearded man was unable to break through the golden light defense, Yu Rouzi said again: "Go, bearded man. Tell Dugu Bai that I have no fate with him in this life. Let him forget me, I am a bad woman."

"excuse_me?" The bearded man was confused.

He didn't know what the hell is Dugu Bai.

[Senior Song, it seems that this bearded man doesn't even know Dugu Bai. Did you make a mistake again?] Yu Rouzi shouted.

Song Shuhang: [If it weren’t for Dugu Bai, then who was the one who robbed the marriage?]

At this time, Zhou Li's voice came: "Hahahaha, fellow Taoist Dugu Bai, give up, you have no chance. Dear seniors, please help me with your help and take down all these guys who robbed their marriage!"

"Fuck, I haven't even had time to rob the marriage yet, okay?" At this time, a voice came from a distance.

It was Dugu Bai. He stood up and said angrily to Zhou Li: "The person who robbed the marriage now has no relationship with me! I haven't had time to take action yet! I won't take the blame for this!"

Dugu Bai decided to give up plan A.

This team of robbers who appeared inexplicably had completely planned his plan. Even if he led the team to rush forward, Zhou Li was ready, he could not secretly replace Doudou as planned.

Don’t be afraid of opponents like gods, but only fear of teammates like pigs. Where did this idiot come from in the marriage robbery team?

He gave up plan A, so Dugu Bai took the initiative to stand up and began to implement plan B.

Zhou Li looked at Dugu Bai and was stunned.

Day, Dugu Bai has not yet had time to rob the marriage, so who is the person who robs the marriage now?

At this time, a guy dressed in assassin on the side of the golden platform angrily said to the bearded man: "Idiot, why are you still standing there? Take that dog away!"

"Brother, this dog is protected by the light of merit, and I can't catch it." The bearded man replied.

"Damn, who can tell me why a dog has such a powerful merit power?" shouted the guy dressed in assassin.

Zhou Li: "I know, but I won't tell you. Scary, eat my whole chain!"

Two strange chains were sacrificed by Zhou Li and rolled towards the assassin and the bearded man.

There is a net of heaven and earth arranged by Zhou Li long ago on the side of the golden platform. Even if Doudou does not have the "power of merit" to protect it, the bearded man cannot leave the platform.

The next moment, the bearded man and the assassin were all tied up.

"Who are you?" Zhou Li said in a deep voice. The bearded man is not from Dugu Bai and his gang. So which team is this guy? Why did he rob the marriage?

"It doesn't matter who we are. Do you think we'll win if we tied it up? Naive." The guy in the shadow spoke.

Big Bearded Man: "Plan A fails, execute Plan B!"

Nowadays, I have come out to do big news and don’t prepare a series of ABCD plans, and I’m embarrassed to make trouble.

"Damn it, we have to implement Plan B so soon? Who planned Plan A? It was like shit. It failed so quickly." Some of the members who robbed the marriage said dissatisfied.

Then, under the puzzled eyes of Zhou Li and the Lizhi Fairy who arrived, all the members of the marriage robbed their hands and held their eyes.

They deducted their bloody eyes.

Even the assassin and the bearded man's eyes fell out of his sockets.

All the eyes gathered together.

Finally, a huge eye formed directly above the bearded man.

This huge eye seemed to be constructed by a flame, burning wildly. The red vertical pupils can be clearly seen in the flame.

[It's the eyeball again?] Song Shuhang's heart was abrupt. Recently, he encountered several waves of things related to his eyes, but no results were achieved every time.

What is the origin of this flame eyeball?

At the same time, the robbers who had their eyes removed screamed, and their bodies turned into ashes on the ground, including the bearded man and the assassin's bodies, all turned into ashes.

Immediately afterwards, in the bodies of all the robbers, there was something like a soul rising into the sky and flying towards the huge flame eyes.

"Haha, we forced us to use Plan B, you are dead. Originally, we just had to steal this puppy, and now all of you are going to die." The bearded soul smiled proudly.

After laughing, he also soared into the sky and prepared to throw himself into the eyes of the flame.

But at this moment, a golden arm suddenly emerged and grabbed the bearded man's soul.

It is a merit snake beauty.

After she grabbed the bearded man's soul, she turned to Doudou's body. In her body, Chi Xiao Jian tacitly dubbed her: "Shuhang, Shuhang!"

Saving? But I am not my own body now. Can I use the method of salvation?

"Let me go." The bearded man said angrily.

Song Shuhang immediately took Doudou's control from Yu Rouzi's body.

Then, he tried to use the method of salvation, stretched out his claws and chanted the "Sutra of the Soul-Shifting the Ksitigarbha" with his mouth.

For a moment, Doudou's body exuded a feeling of great compassion and great wisdom.

"Idiot, I'm not a ghost, how do you get over me?" shouted the bearded man.

At this time, the beauty of Merit Snake spit out the Chixiao Sword and stabbed the bearded man in the chest with one sword...
Chapter completed!
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