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Chapter 1276 You are too naive(1/2)

Song Shuhang coughed gently: "Sorry, I'm distracted."

As soon as he said it, Song Shuhang felt something was wrong... This was ambiguous.

"Don't be uncomfortable, Yu Rouzi, be confident, you are proud of your legs with long legs! With such long legs, Shuhang is fascinated by men, and it is normal for him to be distracted." Doudou, who was on the side, said.

Wangtian, do you need to explain your explanation so timely?

Song Shuhang's mouth twitched. He wanted to defend himself again, but when Doudou interrupted, he felt like yellow mud fell into his crotch, either shit or shit. No matter how he explained it next, it would give people a feeling of quibbling.

"We are not unconfident," Yu Rouzi giggled, and she waved her little feet: "However, this is the first time Senior Song staring at our legs."

"Because he had problems with his aesthetic view before," Doudou said: "Shuhang used to think that women's legs were not good-looking. He thought men also had legs, but women's legs were whiter and longer, so he had never understood his roommate's leg control attributes before."

Song Shuhang ate a big whale: "Fuck, how do you know this?"

He has never mentioned this kind of thing to Doudou, right?

Do Doudou also has the ability to read minds?

No, he had never even thought about this before in front of Doudou.

"I mentioned it when I was filming a movie last time, when I heard your roommate chat. Haha, your roommate lacks enough vigilance against a cute little Jingba, and I heard it when I squatted beside them." Doudou said proudly.

"Senior Ba Song~~ Your previous thoughts were very dangerous, but fortunately you didn't become a man's leg." Jiang Ziyan covered her mouth and chuckled, and the purple light flashed in her eyes, making her look particularly bad.

Song Shuhang: "Senior Sister Ziyan, if you don't call Senior Ba Song, we are still good friends."

"If you don't call Senior Ba Song, do you have to read the first word twice in a trembling voice before calling it out?" Jiang Ziyan said with a wicked smile.

"The first holy name is trembling twice? What kind of meme is this?" Yu Rouzi asked curiously.

Doudou: "You don't know about Yu Rouzi? The first word of Shuhang's holy name was trembling and pronounced, which is Ba~ Ba Song, which is very interesting."

Song Shuhang said seriously: "I don't have a son like you, Doudou."

Doudou: "Ha? Fuck...Ba Song, I'll fight with you!"

Doudou rushed up and bit Song Shuhang's arm.

"Damn it, damn it, swear quickly, otherwise I will kill you by the teeth when I run "Steel Hand". I count to five. I will be polite if I don't say anything!" Song Shuhang shouted, and he shook his arm hard, but Doudou bit his arm tightly, and he would not speak even if he died. It waved up and down with Song Shuhang's arm...

"So that's it, it's the homonym of 'Dad'." Yu Rouko narrowed her eyes and smiled.

She remembered a possible thing.

If she has the chance to advance to the eighth grade one day, she will take the homonym of the holy name "Mom", such as [Mama Fairy, Ma Mazi], and others will take advantage of her whenever she calls her holy name.

No, no, this is too destiny and the price is too high. It is better not to act like this.

Yu Rouko occasionally does some interesting things and makes big news.

However, before she makes big news, she will consider the price she may have to pay after finishing big news.

This is a good habit that allows her to always restrain herself and not cause excessive major events.

On the other hand, Song Shuhang finally threw Doudou off his arm.

At the same time, he looked around at the concert venue.

"The concert venue is already full of people. Senior Cai is really planning to start singing at four o'clock in the afternoon?" Song Shuhang said.

As he spoke, he suddenly felt a sense of bad premonition.

He felt that the Dharma King of Creation might make a big news.

Because, many people prepare a pair of ‘powerful earplugs’ when they come to the concert.

For example, Senior Sister Jiang Ziyan prepared some earbuds that can have the effect of "popping through the eardrum" when worn.

If the Dharma King of Creation starts on time at 4 pm, and everyone takes out the earplugs and puts them on, will the effect of the Dharma King's concert be much weaker?

So, will the Dharma King of Creation launch a raid and suddenly start singing in advance?

Just when he thought about it this way... on the concert stage, eight pillars of light suddenly lit up.

Subsequently, the lights of the entire venue were turned off.

The venue was originally in a sealed space. After the lights were turned off, the scene was dark, leaving only eight light columns on the concert stage.

[Looking at the sky, the senior of fortune really wants to launch a surprise attack!] Song Shuhang was busy touching the earplugs.

At the same time, he thought and summoned the "big sea turtle" from the core world.

Senior Turtle said that he wanted to listen to the concert. I just remembered chatting with Yu Rouko and the others, and forgot to bring Senior Turtle out for a while.

But in time, the concert of Senior Cai’s Grandmaster will begin, Senior Turtle will not miss this grand singing.

"Oh, I thought you were going to forget me." said the big turtle.

Song Shuhang: "Haha, Senior Turtle, the concert is about to begin, and it's just right."

Dangdangdangdang~~

The heavy sound of gold and iron handover sounded.

Then, eight small aircraft appeared directly above the light column, which should be magic weapons refined by the Dharma King of Creation.

"Huh? The concert time has not started yet, right? Didn't it be said that it would start at four o'clock?"

"Maybe it's a preview? It's not yet four o'clock, and there are still many people on the way here, so the concert cannot start so early."

"I heard that large-scale concerts still require adjustment of lighting and other things. Fellow Daoist has been doing well in the music industry recently. Although this time, it is an additional small concert for us, adjustment of lighting and other things must be small."

"There are also various audio equipment and electronic equipment that need to be prepared in advance, and the concert is not that simple."

One by one, a series of comforting voices rang out.

When everyone heard these comforting sounds, they felt very reasonable.

The concert starts at four o'clock. It is normal to adjust the lighting, adjust the audio equipment and so on before starting.

At this time, Song Shuhang had quickly stuffed the ear plugs into his ears.

The moment he put the earplugs on, he felt his world quiet.

No sound can be heard.

"Huh~" Song Shuhang breathed a sigh of relief.

Next, the singing of the Dharma King of Creation was to him, "He can only make him strong, and the breeze blows on the hills." He could no longer sing him. Hahahaha.

Dongdongdongdongdongdongdongdong~

With a series of sounds, the light beams on the stage of the concert became brighter and brighter.

In the light column, eight figures appeared.

The figure among the four light columns on the left, half-squatted on the ground in the position of the terminator.

The figure among the four light columns on the right holds the chin with one hand in the posture of a contemplator.

Each figure was naked, and their muscles were bulging, full of rigid beauty.

"Wait, am I wrong, the eight Dharma Kings of Creation?" Song Shuhang widened his eyes.

All the eight figures in the light column are predecessors of fortune!

Clan art? Puppet art? Mirror?

No matter what technique it is, a Dharma King of Creation can already send people to heaven, and the eight Dharma Kings of Creation... are enough to destroy the world, right?

However, after the eight masters of creation appeared, they did not start singing, they just maintained this posture and remained motionless.

After a moment, the light pillar dimmed and the eight Dharma Kings of Creation disappeared.

[It seems that he is really debugging the light?] Some fellow Taoists who had taken out the earplugs and put them in their ears were ready to breathe a sigh of relief and put down their hands holding the earplugs.

But what happened to the eight Dharma Kings of Creation just now?

Some people were pinching their earplugs with some concern - a mere set of earplugs can protect the power of the singing of the Dharma King of Creation × 8?

They felt a little uneasy.

"This is a kind of technology, it should be 3D images or something? I have seen similar technologies before, but they have not been perfected yet. This time, the 3D projection technology used by the Father King of Creation has been very perfect, and the eight Father Kings all look lifelike." A fellow Taoist said.

"If it is a technological projection, it's fine. I'm afraid that the Dharma King of Creation will gather eight clones to summon the divine dragon." A fellow Taoist said.

"Eight clones are not easy to deal with, unless they are puppet clones. But if they are puppet clones, they are not the original body. Even if they start singing, they do not have the lethality of the original body's singing, so don't worry." A fellow Taoist said.

While we were talking, another column of light lit up on the stage.

This time the light column is thicker and larger than before.

In the light column, countless light particles appear.

The light particles dissipated, and then, a white suit and flowing hair appeared.

He didn't speak, but just half-closed his eyes and raised his hands.

All the fellow Taoists at the venue were attracted by the eyes and they couldn't help but stare at the Dharma King of Creation.

"The light particles when the fellow Creation Daoist appears are a simple spell that can attract people's attention and belong to the charming spell." A voice that transmits the secret appears in Song Shuhang's mind.

It is the voice of the true master of Guhuguan.
To be continued...
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