Chapter 1271 I only have electricity, hang up first!(1/2)
After Doudou finished speaking, she added: "If you refuse, we will be friends!"
"Then we are friends...well, okay, the best man is fine." Song Shuhangdao.
Doudou Fried: "Shuhang, you just wanted to say 'all friends', right? Isn't it?"
"You heard it wrong." Song Shuhang said seriously.
Doudou: "I am a puppy. As a dog demon, my ears are so sensitive."
"Shh~ Sigh down, my mother is still next door." Song Shuhang whispered.
Doudou lowered her voice: "You haven't told your mother about your cultivation?"
"I haven't even had time to say anything." Song Shuhang whispered.
Since entering the practice, Song Shuhang has been very busy every day.
Doudou rolled her eyes: "You are all fourth-grade. If you don't talk about it yet, when will you have to wait?"
"Although I'm a fourth-grade, I've only been practicing for four months, thank you." Song Shuhangdao.
Doudou: "..."
The air suddenly became quiet.
After a moment.
"Ah oh ~ wool wool!" Doudou rushed up and opened his bloody mouth.
"Speak, you can let me go! Fuck, pay attention to your image, let me go, don't let go of my face anymore!"
"Fuck, you don't ask you to change places to bite. You are a dog! No, I forgot that you are a dog."
"Anyway, stop your mouth and close your mouth quickly. Let me tell you that I have various body-tempering techniques, and the Vajra is not destructive, and you can't bite it."
After a while...
After hearing the footsteps outside the living room, Doudou closed her mouth with satisfaction.
It held the teacup again, and a kind smile appeared on its face.
"The Vajra Indestructible God, I'm a little bit, my dog's teeth are specialized in destroying all kinds of Vajra Indestructible." Doudou said, and after saying that, it grinned with pride.
In the dark, Doudou's teeth were hurting. Has Song Shuhang's physique become stronger again? It hurts his teeth when he bites it for a long time. Moreover, it only left two faint tooth marks on this guy's arm.
"What are you talking about? You are so happy?" Mother Song gave some snacks and smiled.
Doudou: "I was just invited Shuhang to be my bridesmaid, no, I am the best man. Song Shuhang agreed."
"Yo? Nicholas Bean, are you going to get married?" Song's mother said curiously.
It is really rare to get married at such a young age.
Doudou: "I'll get married tomorrow."
"So urgent? Shuhang, are you going to get up with time?" said Song's mother.
Song Shuhangdao: "Mom, don't worry. I can draw out the time."
"Then you arrange it yourself and you can continue to chat." Song's mother smiled. She left the living room and gave the space to Song Shuhang and Doudou.
When a young man chats, if she stays aside, she will make the young man unable to let go of the topic of chatting.
After Song's mother left, Doudou asked in a low voice: "Actually... your parents have missed the right age to practice, and it is too late to start practicing now. The best way to deal with it is to find some longevity-extending pills like a pharmacist to extend their lifespan."
Song Shuhang: "I also know... I have the 'living spring' and the Confucian gentleman Golden Lotus in my hands. These two things alone can prolong life for a hundred years."
He had already secretly taken Huoquan to his parents, and the gentleman Golden Lotus was not in a hurry - because this thing is different from Huoquan, taking it will increase a supernatural power.
"In addition, Senior Bai is also planning to design a [Warrior Master Training System]. When Senior Bai really completes this system, I want to get one for all my parents." Song Shuhangdao.
"It seems that you have a plan for your family." Doudou licked her paws.
Song Shuhang: "It is necessary to be prepared for any eventuality. No matter what you do, if you have a plan first, it will be much easier."
"It makes sense." Doudou said: "Then do we need to plan for our best man?"
Our best man?
It's yours, not ours! I won't get married. Song Shuhang complained in his heart.
"Shuhang, have you ever been your best man?" Doudou asked.
Song Shuhang shook his head.
"It's too weak, I haven't even been my best man." Doudou said contemptuously.
Song Shuhang: "I am a sophomore, okay? My friends are about the same age as me and are not married yet. Where can I be the best man?"
"What should we do with our best man group? You have no experience, and I have no experience either." Doudou said worriedly.
Song Shuhang smiled and took out his laptop: "It's the Internet era. I don't know how to ask Brother Agu about foreign affairs, and I don't know how to ask about Bai Du, thin dog, etc. Once I search, I have everything!"
"How to search?" Doudou asked.
"Look at me." Song Shuhang opened the computer and opened Bai Du's web page.
[What do you need to prepare for a wedding groomsman?] Song Shuhang entered it.
A lot of content pops up in an instant.
"Wait, note that the groom is a wang, and then what special things need to be prepared." Doudou took the computer and knocked on the computer.
The next moment, a news was found on the web page.
[Shock, really abusive single dog series! According to reports, Huang, a native of Kunyi City, and his friends held a wedding for dogs in the park. In this romantic era, even dogs have to hold a wedding and treat them to dinner. At the wedding, the dogs were wearing wedding dresses, small suits, and a special marriage certificate, and the atmosphere was extremely romantic. Under the witness of everyone, the dogs exchanged wedding collars. The whole process was the same as that of humans, and the picture made people laugh.]
"Damn, this news is racist, I'll report it first." Doudou said dissatisfied.
Song Shuhang: "..."
When he saw this news, he discovered a point of complaint.
The dog of Zhenjun’s family in Huangshan got married and wanted to hold a big wedding. He felt it was normal before this. When he saw this news, Doudou’s wedding was the same as that of ordinary people holding a wedding for dogs.
I really want to complain.
"By the way, Shuhang, do you have any other best groomsmen? Find a few more. Otherwise, if you are the best groomsmen, will you be too lonely?" Doudou said while reading the news.
Song Shuhangdao: "Don't you have several friends in Wenzhou City? Isn't it just like you come to the door and let them be your best man?"
"There's no chance." Doudou said bitterly: "With my personality, when I come to the door to ask them to be my best man, they will definitely think that I am a fool. They will think that I actually want to pick them as bridesmaids, but just use the title of "best man" to trick them over to attend the wedding."
Song Shuhang: "You really have the wisdom to know yourself."
"It's a must." Doudou said proudly.
Song Shuhang: "..."
"Be careful not to look for Sanlang when the best man is. I feel that if I and Sanlang are combined, something big will happen. We are so co-starred and we are destined to make big news." Doudou reminded again.
Song Shuhang: "..."
"Is anyone a choice?" Doudou asked.
"Does the Buddha's sect mind?" Song Shuhang asked.
"I don't mind, as long as I can get some numbers together," Doudou said.
Song Shuhang: "I'll call to ask Senior Brother Sanri and Guoguo. Guoguo can act as a flower girl, and Senior Brother Sanri can be the best man."
After saying that, Song Shuhang called Senior Brother Sanri.
"Hey, it's my friend Shuhang, why did you have time to call me today?" Senior Brother Sanri smiled.
Song Shuhang: "I want to trouble Senior Brother Sanri today. I wonder if you have time for a while, senior brother, have you been free recently?"
"I should have been quite free recently. Is there anything wrong?" Senior Brother Sanri smiled.
Song Shuhang: "Well, senior brother, can you be your best man for a while?"
"No problem, are you going to get married?" Senior Brother Sanri said curiously: "Who is the other party? That little genius from Su's family? Or the other fairies in the group?"
Song Shuhang: "Well, it's not me, it's Doudou's wedding. Doudou wants to invite you to be your best man, and then invite the little monk Guoguo to be a flower girl."
Senior Brother San Ri: "…”
The air suddenly became quiet again.
"Hey~ Senior Brother San Ri, I'll reply?" Song Shuhangdao.
Senior Brother Sanri: "Well, that's it. Shuhang, my phone is only 99% powered. I won't talk about it first, I'll hang up, and I'll talk about it next time."
Song Shuhang: "..."
Isn’t 99% of electricity just about the full range? What’s the point?
"Senior brother, when you refuse next time, at least find a good reason. Just say that there is only one grid left with electricity." Song Shuhang had a toothache.
Senior Brother San Ri: "Oh, it won't work. Monks don't lie, and their mobile phones still have 99% electricity. I can't force it to say that it only has one electricity grid. Otherwise, it would be a violation of the precept."
"Then give you some time, and then you can think of a more reasonable reason?" Song Shuhang suggested.
Senior Brother San Ri: "Then I honestly say that I only want to attend Doudou's wedding as a guest tomorrow, and I don't want to be my best man. The wedding banquet at Zhenjun's house in Huangshan is made of Xianqiu, and the delicacies in the mountains and seas are just a mouthful of saliva."
To be continued...