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Chapter 1190 Upgrade with a trumpet

In this way, the guardian light curtain swept across the entire town.

More and more people join the "head-holding and squatting army to prevent trembling".

Senior Bai floated in the air, paying attention to the entire town to prevent accidents.

The mission of staring at the heavenly tribulation was handed over to the Northern Emperor.

But from beginning to end, the guardian light curtain did not cause any harm to the town. Those who were busy, working or resting were not affected.

Anyone who is selected to enter the "head-holding squat defense mode" is those who are idle or who will not have any impact even if they enter the squat defense mode.

In the town, those trembling people who entered the "head-holding and squatting" began to communicate.

"Oh, Brother Li, you're shaking too."

"Xiao Liu, it's a coincidence that you are shaking too."

"Yes, what a coincidence, your new sister-in-law is next to me, and she is shaking too."

Similar exchanges occur everywhere in the town.

Humans are very strange creatures. If they are the only one who suddenly enters a forced state of "holding their heads and squatting to prevent trembling", people will definitely panic and may even scream.

But when a large number of people around him are shaking their hair like themselves, people will feel much more at ease. Although they are still a little panic and confused, they can still protect their rationality. Some people even have the mood to communicate nonsense.

"By the way, when will we squat and shake? If it's too long, I feel that my body will not be able to bear it."

"Who knows? However, I feel like I'm full of strength when I'm shaking, as if I'm several years younger?"

"So too. I feel like my waist doesn't hurt anymore and my legs don't twitch!"

"The more I shook, the more I felt my cough was getting better...but I kind of wanted to go to the bathroom."

"The person who goes to the bathroom takes me one, and I want to go there too, what should I do?"

"Can you move to the toilet while shaking?"

While speaking, several people who were squatting with their heads and squatting began to move. First, they moved slightly while shaking. After being proficient, they began to jump and move. As long as they maintain the "squatting with their heads and squatting with their heads and squatting with their heads and squatting, they would not stop shaking, and there was no problem moving.

The only problem is that every time a frog jumps, it will make the urgency even stronger. People don’t know if they can hold on to the toilet?

In the town, more and more people were trembling... At the beginning, the trembling crowd was affected by the "guarding light curtain".

But later, many people saw their companions trembling and when they didn't enter, they felt a little stuttering, as if they had become unsociable. So many people silently followed their companions, squatting down and holding their heads, and swaying left and right to the rhythm.

To be honest, this move has been kept for a long time and is quite tiring.

In addition, some people who have not entered a trembling state take out their phones and quickly post this scene to the Internet.

More and more people spread this scene.

On the local city forum, these short videos and photos are collected into one post and topped with fines.

[Is this a show from a small town? This town looks familiar.] Some netizens asked.

【Strange, what does so many people squat and tremble? What are the activities? Is it the one that will be rewarded the longer you squat?]

[The movement of squatting with your head is not suitable for everyone! I suggest that cute girls or equally cute teenagers do this. Aunts, uncles, grandpa and grandma should not join in the fun. Moreover, this posture is very tiring, grandpa and grandma, take care of themselves.]

[The picture on the square is poisonous, and my titanium alloy dog ​​eyes are blind.]

[Wait, is the scene in this guild hall a scene of the evil sect?]

[Kowhu, this is not the evil demon ritual, it is clearly the anti-pornography scene!]

[The world has been conquered by us... tremble, mortals! Scream under us.]

【Upstairs, speak human language!】

[Stop learning posture, I'm cowardly and proud!]

【This posture is better for eating with the music of square dance.】

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When people in the town were conquered by the "head-holding and squatting" posture, the No. 888 Tianjie battleship had already opened fire on Xiao Cai.

The Northern Emperor has always paid attention to all the details of Xiao Cai's tribulation... If it were Xiao Cai himself alone, of course, he would not be able to care so carefully. A little bird demon, even if he was a master-disciple relationship with Song Shuhang, would not be worthy of the Northern Emperor's efforts.

Not to mention Xiao Cai, even Song Shuhang is not worthy of the Emperor's investment even if he overcomes the tribulation.

The reason why the Emperor carefully cared about every detail of Xiaocai was mainly because of the merits of the snake beauty attached to Xiaocai at this time.

Every time the No. 888 Tianjie Battleship fires, the cannon light falls on Xiao Cai, and through the body of the Merit Snake Beauty, it directly falls on Xiao Cai's "Heading Head Squatting and Defense Secret Technique".

The power of the heavenly tribulation has not been strengthened. It seems... In the eyes of the heavenly tribulation, the beauty of meritorious snake did not interfere in Xiao Cai's tribulation?

Xiao Cai's secret technique of "Holding the Head and Squatting to Prevent" successfully blocked the baptism of every wave of artillery fire.

After that, after a moment of pause, the Tianjie battleship in the void opened fire for the second time. This time, not only the three rows of muzzles on the side, but also the main guns on the warship also locked Xiaocai and fired simultaneously.

The fire shines.

Xiaocai's secret defense caused a fluctuation in the "human-shaped Xiaocai", but it still stubbornly blocked the second wave of artillery fire.

Like last time, the beauty of Merit Snake still looks like an outsider, unaffected by the heavenly disaster.

"Strange, Fairy @#%× should have intervened in the heavenly tribulation of the bird demon." The Northern Emperor frowned.

With Xiao Cai's own strength, after launching the "Guardian Light Curtain", he could not withstand the artillery fire of the Heavenly Tribulation Battleship. The emperor can be sure that the fairy of @#%× replenishes Xiao Cai's energy behind and strengthens the defensive effect of the "Head-Holding and Squatting Secret Technique".

Doing this is already a blatant intervention in Xiao Cai's heavenly disaster.

But, the heavenly tribulation seems to have not sensed this at all, and it has not enhanced the power of the heavenly tribulation.

[Is it because of the fairy @#%× × that caught a loophole in the heavenly tribulation?] The Northern Emperor thought in his heart that the way of heaven was lacking in the past, and the modern heavenly tribulation after the mutation might really have loopholes to be exploited.

Just as the emperor was thinking, the fairy F%× who was entangled with Xiaocai changed.

From the place enveloped by the "guarding light curtain", an energy similar to the "wish power" gathered towards the merit snake beauty.

"Is this... the power of wishes, the way to practice incense?" The Northern Emperor frowned.

The way of incense cultivation is not willing to contact ordinary practitioners. This kind of cultivation method has many constraints, and it can be stopped at the eighth level at most, and will never be hopeless for the immortals throughout their life. This is secondary. What the practitioners cannot accept most is that the way of incense cultivation requires a great demand for the "incense vow power". If the incense vow power is insufficient, the realm will drop greatly.

【@#%× Fairy is trying the way of incense? Why?】The Northern Emperor doesn’t understand. The melon-eating Taoist said that in that "merit network", there is a masterless way of immortality hidden.

@#%× Why didn’t fairy try the way of immortality, but instead wanted to study this kind of incense cultivation method that seems to be a future for cultivators?

At this time, the Merit Snake Beauty took a new move.

The "wish power" condensed from the guardian light curtain was condensed into a small ball by the merit snake beauty. Finally, she rapped the small racket towards Xiaocai.

To be precise, it was taken on a 'mark' on Xiao Cai's body.

That was the seal of the sacred seal of the domine Song Xuansheng.

The emperor of the North frowns deeper and deeper, and he really can't understand what the meaning of fairy's actions are.

However...at this time, Xiaocai's eyes lit up.

She felt the change in the ‘mark’ on her body.

Immediately afterwards, driven by intuition, she used a "superpower talent". After taking the Confucian "Gentleman Golden Lotus Seed", every eater can obtain a superpower talent.

Xiao Cai once obtained a lotus seed and spring water from Song Shuhang, which allowed him to prolong his life for a hundred years.

The supernatural talent she had realized at the beginning was a ability called [Holy Body]. But Xiaocai couldn't feel what the use of this ability was.

She had tried to activate this "holy body" ability, but her body did not change at all. She only felt that this "holy body" ability was searching around her, but she had nothing to find.

And now, her "holy body" has searched for signals.

At this time, Xiao Cai activated the "Holy Body" based on his intuition.

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...

In the sky, Song Shuhang, who was walking with a sword, was slightly shocked. He felt that his consciousness seemed to be split. This feeling was as if he had used the "reconnaissance substitute puppet" at the time. Part of the consciousness was split and attached to the substitute puppet.

At this time, his main consciousness was still in his body, maintaining the posture of walking with the sword. Another part of his consciousness kept falling, conveying a strong sense of weightlessness to Song Shuhang...

After a moment, the consciousness becomes clear.

Song Shuhang felt that his body had become a bit strange.

He seemed to be in a squat position, with his arms on his head.

"Ha?" Song Shuhang controlled his consciousness and raised his head.

Then, he saw the huge merit snake beauty, protecting him.

"Water?" A bad premonition surged in Song Shuhang's heart.

The next moment, hundreds of artillery fire fell on him, blowing him up to doubt his life.

At the same time, Song Shuhang, who was floating in the void, clearly saw the scene where Xiao Cai raised her head through her wings below, and the scene where the Tianjie Battleship bombarded hundreds of shells at Xiao Cai.

"Fuck." Song Shuhang shouted.

He immediately understood that the part of his consciousness that had split out came to Xiao Cai's body.

Before, he was complaining that Xiaocai was becoming more and more like his trumpet.

Now Xiao Cai has really become his trumpet.

And he will have to bear the heavenly tribulation on behalf of Xiao Cai.

Is it the merit snake beauty who is causing trouble?

Song Shuhang thought subconsciously in his heart.
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