Chapter 1167 Senior White, How Long Is Your Hair?
The clone like Master Bai is really the clone technique that Song Shuhang dreams of. He can not only write articles for his master, but also chat for his master, and also block disasters for his master... Only you can't imagine, there is almost nothing like this clone can't do.
If you can learn Senior Bai's clone technique, you will feel beautiful and ruthless when you think about it.
So, Song Shuhang couldn't help but write a note and asked: [Senior Bai, is your clone technique apart?]
[Do you want to learn?] Venerable Bai replied.
Song Shuhang nodded desperately, just about to reply to "think about it!" - Who doesn't want such a clone technique? However, at this time, Venerable Bai replied: [I'm sorry, this is my talent... I can't teach you.]
Song Shuhang looked up at the sky.
In the world of cultivation, talent and ability are the most brutal and unreasonable.
[However, if I have time in the future, I will try to study a similar clone technique, and the function should be simplified, so it should be fine. Do you want it?] Venerable Bai said again.
[If you want it!] Song Shuhang replied quickly.
Venerable Bai: [Well, I will try to study it and play when I have time. By the way, is there any food?]
Song Shuhang looked at his core world and space magic weapon, and found that there was nothing to eat.
[Senior Bai, wait, I have a ritual formation here, and I will find some delicious food for you.] Song Shuhangdao - Speaking of what to eat, he immediately thought of the "Saint of Melon Eating". But he immediately threw this idea out of his mind. He is not the emperor of the North, but he did not want to divide the Saint of Melon Eating Melon into several pots to stew it.
[Okay, then wait until I show my holy appearance before coming out before eating. The main body tribulation is already the final stage. I will write the manuscript of "Xuan Sheng's Dharma Preaching". By the way... Do you have anything you want to hear? When I preach, I will give priority to taking care of fellow Taoists in the group and telling you what everyone wants to hear.] Master Bai replied.
[I want to understand something, but I don’t need Xuan Sheng to preach. I want to try to learn Senior Bai’s ‘disposable flying sword’, as long as I can get the flying sword to be launched.] Song Shuhang replied.
Venerable Bai: [The one-time flying sword includes formation, rune, and weapon reinforcement. I will give you a special lesson if you have time. Please ask other fellow Taoists in the group, what do you want to hear?]
[I'll ask.] Song Shuhang replied.
Then, he opened the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' again.
As soon as I opened it, I found that the group was very lively at this time.
He browsed the news and found that it was a topic that was raised by the True Lord of Huangshan.
The True Lord of Huangshan finally changed the group's business card, no longer "Huangshan is so tired and wants to retire."
"@All members, on the 23rd of this month, the autumnal equinox, is a good day. I decided to marry Doudou on that day. If everyone has time, they will gather in Huangshan that day. It is lively and get married to Doudou in a beautiful way." Huangshan Zhenjun said.
Beihe Sanren: "The autumnal equinox... I'll see the days. It's okay, I will definitely get some time out."
Litchi Fairy: "@True Lord Huangshan, senior, on the 23rd, aren't you afraid to get married?"
Huangshan Zhenjun said calmly: "Because Doudou's wedding is quite special, it was married as a bride, so some things have to be reversed. Don't worry, I've calculated it with the master that that day is definitely suitable for Doudou to get married."
Lizhi Fairy: "I received it, Senior Huangshan, you said that, then I'll be relieved. I will definitely participate."
Kuang Dao Silang: "Do Dou Dou know about this? I remember that Song Shuhang mentioned last time that Dou Dou's groom is not a girl, but a dog master?"
'Zangtian Hook' Zhou Li: "Wow, I cooperated with fellow Taoist Miefeng and I concealed this very well. We tried our best to cut off Doudou's network and mislead it with all our means, so that it felt like the illusion that the person we married was actually a 'dog girl'."
Mr. Mie Feng: "Meow haha, I am now looking forward to Doudou being lifted up with a red head hood and what expression would it look like when he saw a genius groom."
Dongfang Jingxue: "Wait, @官网官网, Senior Huangshan, you won't be so bad. Marry Doudou to Master Quan, right? Doudou is so cute, the style is wrong. And... Litchi Fairy, don't you object to this matter?"
Fairy Dongfang Jingxue likes cute Doudou very much - she especially likes Doudou's literary talent, and the song "Song of the Great Silly in Huangshan" is her favorite music. Therefore, she is the only fellow Taoist in the group who stood up to speak for Doudou.
Lizhi Fairy: "I chose to believe in Senior Huangshan."
Song Shuhang: "..."
He now has an explosive new news. The eldest brother of the Dog Master, "Fusheng Fairy", who was originally going to marry Doudou, seemed to have made a secret appointment with the True Lord of Huangshan and cheated the Fairy of Fusheng. Song Shuhang suspected that the person who married Doudou would probably be replaced by "Fusheng Fairy", and the partner Doudou would marry would become a girl.
However, this matter may be reversed - because Fairy Fusheng has a fox demon disciple who loves her deeply. This fox demon disciple may be replaced by Fairy Fusheng to attend Doudou's wedding. If this reversal is done, Doudou will marry again and become a man.
So, will Doudou’s wedding be a routine? Or a counter-routine? Or there may be a more confusing reversal, even Song Shuhang cannot say it.
Huangshan Zhenjun: "About Doudou's groom, you will know when the wedding arrives. You can just marry Doudou out at that time. Let me notify you again. On the 23rd of this month, Doudou's wedding. Please inform each other. In addition, the date on the invitation will also be displayed. I will prepare for the specific matters of the wedding first, and I will go first."
After the True Lord finished speaking, he went offline.
The topics in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group began to focus on Doudou wedding.
Everyone began to discuss what gifts to give at that time, whether to go there together during the wedding, how to give favors, etc.
Song Shuhang always feels that he has entered a fake cultivation group.
After sighing, Song Shuhang sent a message in the group.
Song * is really awesome this time * Shuhang: "Dear seniors, Senior Bai just said that he is about to end the heavenly tribulation and prepare for Xuansheng's teachings. Do you have anything to listen to? He can prepare it?"
Beihe Sanren: "Senior Bai is finally going to overcome the heavenly tribulation. To be honest, I feel distressed about the heavenly tribulation. Speaking of which, my friend Shuhang, what a broken name, you didn't pay attention to it before."
"I don't know what kind of Taoist name to use recently. Some people call this Taoist name Ba Song 'Ba Ba Song', which makes me feel like I've grown a lot out of thin air." Song Shuhang sighed.
"Change back to Badao Song Yi, we are the most familiar with this Taoist name. If it really doesn't work, continue to use the seven Taoist names." Mr. Mie Feng said.
Song Shuhang: "Seven Taoist identities, one of them has been given to someone. The Vajra Gentleman Knife is given to his disciple Xiaocai. She is very suitable for this Taoist identities. Therefore, it cannot be rotated for seven days."
Mr. Mie Feng: "You gave me a Vajra Sword out, didn't you also have the holy name of "Ba Song"? You just happened to have seven more, so continue to rotate."
Song Shuhang: "..." Fuck, I didn't even pay attention to this.
After a while, the topic is wrong again.
What I asked is what everyone should listen to Senior Bai’s teachings!
Lizhi Fairy: "Actually, I want to hear Master Bai talk about the maintenance of long hair. Have you noticed that Senior Bai's long hair is very good. Sometimes his long hair rises with the wind and is as beautiful as a painting, making me want to take a crazy photo of that scene and save it."
Dongfang Jingxue: "How long is Senior Bai's long hair? Is it almost waist-length?"
Deputy Island Master Tian Tian: "My friend Shuhang, please tell us about the senior. When he was preaching, he would explain how to maintain the long hair with the waist best and how to make the long hair dance like a picture in the wind?"
Song Shuhang: "..."
[Xiaobai, can you marry me after you have long hair and waist?]
If he really asked Venerable Bai this question stupidly, he might be killed and silenced.
"I refuse! This question is very silly. I am not Senior Sanlang." Song Shuhangdao.
Kuang Dao Silang: "My friend Shuhang, have I offended you? Don't worry, please tell me out and get shot."
Beihe Sanren sighed: "In fact, Senior Bai doesn't need the 'Xuan Sheng preaching' at all. He just needs to stand there and remain motionless. The practitioners in the heavens and all realms will be very satisfied."
I am the little Baihe from Tianjiaoya: "What I worry most is that it will happen. From today on, how many love rivals will arise among the practitioners in the heavens and all worlds? Just think about it and feel sad."
The pharmacist said in the voice function: "You guys are all helpless. Friend Shuhang, don't ask too much. Just ask Senior Bai what he likes to say. Otherwise, if you ask tomorrow, the topic will still be in a bad state."
The topic about Venerable Bai will never come back to the main topic.
Song Shuhang is so tired.
He wrote a note to Senior Bai: [Senior Bai, just say what you want to say, the seniors in the group have no objection.]
This is how he tries to maintain the only remaining image of his seniors in the group.
[Okay, then I will write the manuscript of "Xuan Sheng's Lecture" according to my own wishes. What else do you want to know besides the one-time flying sword?] Senior Bai replied.
After thinking about it, Song Shuhang really couldn't remember anything to know: [I have no objection, Senior Bai just needs to be at will.]
After thinking about it, he suddenly remembered the question asked by Fairy Dongfang Jingxue in the group - how long is Senior Bai's long hair?
Song Shuhang's heart began to itch. He tried hard to recall the hairy hair's hair, but he felt that there was always deviation from what he remembered and what he actually remembered.
Do you want to ask?
As long as the meme doesn't involve the 'Long hair and waist, it's okay to marry me', there should be no problem, right?
Song Shuhang's hand was uncontrollably written on the note: [Senior Bai, Fairy Dongfang Jingxue suddenly asked a question in the group just now, how long is your hair now?]
Well, I will blame him beforehand, and even if there is any problem, it will not fall on him.
I am really smart!
Chapter completed!