Chapter 1012 Hurry up and find a girlfriend, don't beat my family!(1/2)
Night falls.
Song Shuhang finished writing a "Confucian Vajra Body" "The Firm of the Body of Righteousness", and his physique improved slightly. Then, he practiced spiritual meditation again and ended his night practice.
The tribulation is about to pass, so the practice of "Thirty-Three Beasts Innate One Qigong" should be controlled, so as not to accidentally over-practice and rumble to overcome the tribulation.
After finishing his practice, Song Shuhang leaned on the bed and closed his eyes to rest. With his current strength, unless he experienced severe consumption, he had very little need for sleep.
The first day of school finally ended.
At noon this day, after bailing the disciple of the Demon Lord of the other side, Fairy Bixue took Song Shuhang around the Jiangnan area and retrieved some special ingredients from fellow Taoists.
After collecting the ingredients, she took Song Shuhang and Shi back to Jiangnan University Town. After that, Xian Ji personally made a table of spiritual dishes that ordinary people could eat, put them in a food box, and handed them back to Song Shuhang.
As for alligators, they will need to be cooked tomorrow.
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"Tomorrow, the Demon Lord on the other side is coming. I hope I can master the tribulation formation as soon as possible." Song Shuhang looked at the bright moon in the sky and said in his heart.
Only after setting up his own tribulation formation can he feel more at ease.
While he was thinking, the vibrating sound of news came from his cell phone.
He opened his phone and it was a text message sent by Su Shishiliu: [Are you asleep?]
[Not yet, I just finished my meditation practice. Before I get through the tribulation, I can only increase the intensity of my mental power as much as possible. Where are you?] Song Shuhang replied.
[I just practiced the sword technique and then prepared to meditate and practice until tomorrow morning.] Su Shishi Ah Sixteen replied. She had just been promoted to the fourth level. Now, in addition to practicing sword control techniques, she spent most of her time on a stable state.
Song Shuhang asked: [Then will you have a class tomorrow morning? We are the third and fourth two courses.]
[No, I will only have classes tomorrow afternoon. Life in school is very beneficial to me, especially in terms of mood, and the effect is very good.] Su Shi Sixteen Dao, life in school this day is very helpful for her to calm her mind and stabilize her state of mind after the tribulation.
[Haha~ It's good to have benefits. By the way, Shiliu, should I have dinner with me tomorrow night?] Song Shuhangdao - Tomorrow night, the "crocodile legs" Biexue Xianji is almost finished cooking, and she can take Su Shiliu to taste the taste.
After a while, Su Shishi Sixteen replied: [Yes.]
Then Su Shishiliu said again: [Good night.]
[Good night.] Song Shuhang replied.
After finishing the chat with Su Shishiliu, Song Shuhang got up and climbed up to the fifth floor.
Shiloli lives on the fifth floor. She lives here when she experiences university life and finds the opportunity to "leap the dragon gate".
In the living room, Shi Loli stared at the TV with her eyes fixed on her eyes. She was very dedicated to watching, and she didn't even notice Song Shuhang came in.
"The poem is 11 o'clock, and it's almost time to go to bed. There will be lessons tomorrow morning." Song Shuhang said gently - he always feels that since the poem comes, he has gradually shown signs of his role as an "elder", and his psychological age continues to increase.
"Huh? It's 11 o'clock so soon?" Shi blinked, and then, she looked at the TV series that was still playing, and her little face was entangled.
She seemed to want to watch it for a while, but after thinking about it, she clenched her teeth and turned off the TV with a firm look on her face.
"Self-control, self-control! If you don't even have this little self-control, how can you overcome the inner demon disaster in the future?" Shi said to herself.
Then, she seemed to have used all her strength to put the remote control on the table and went back to her bedroom with firm steps: "Senior Brother Shuhang, good night."
"Good night." Song Shuhang waved.
Then, Song Shuhang looked at the room next to Shi, which was Xiao Cai's bedroom. Xiao Cai had already rested early. Today, she followed the Six Fairies of the Oriental Mountains to run around the Jiangnan area, very tired.
Song Shuhang nodded with satisfaction.
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After reading the poem and Xiaocai, Song Shuhang returned to his bedroom.
He continued to sit on the bed, closed his eyes and began to sort out his recent experiences and gains in his mind.
Speaking of which, when he was in the forbidden land, he also encountered a fox demon who was suspected to be the descendant of the "Thirty-Three Beasts God Sect". He was originally planning to take the fox demon to meet with the official successor of the "Thirty-Three Beasts God Sect" to understand the cause and effect of the "Collection of Taming Hundred Beasts".
However, the other party was captured by Senior Bai two, and I don’t know where he was placed. Senior Bai two didn’t show up all day today...
Forget it, I can only wait until Senior Bai two appears again and mention the fox demon to him, hoping that the fox demon is safe and sound.
The night is getting darker
It was already around three o'clock in the morning.
Song Shuhang, who was sleepless, was considering whether to go to the roof to practice sword techniques or something.
At this moment, his phone rang.
He took out his cell phone and saw that it was an unfamiliar number.
It's a harassing call again in the middle of the night?
Song Shuhang casually opened the phone.
He is bored. If he is really harassing the phone, he can just relieve his boredom.
"Meow~~" A sharp cat moan came from the phone.
"..." Song Shuhang was silent for a moment: "Who is talking to people, otherwise I will hang up the phone."
"Woof woof woof woof woof ~" At this time, the cat's meow on the phone changed to dog barking again.
"Doudou?" Song Shuhang asked in confusion.
"Haha, Wang~ Shuhang, you didn't forget this Wang, you're so moved. How about it, did the cat meow that I learned just now look like?" Doudou's voice came from the phone.
Is it a pain in your idle learning to meow in Jingba?
Song Shuhang sighed: "It's midnight, is there anything you need to ask me for?"
Doudou: "It's midnight there? Wang, it's just dawn now. I'm bored now, so I call you to chat. I thought about it over and over again, but I didn't have a common topic with others, and finally I thought of you."
Song Shuhang: "..."
In the middle of the night, a dog was chatting with you, and this topic sounded a bit sad.
Song Shuhang sighed: "Okay, what are you going to talk about?" - Doudou is about to get married, maybe she has 'premarital syndrome', which is understandable. Anyway, I'm bored, so let's chat with it.
"What are you talking about... By the way, why don't you talk about your girlfriend? Last time you found a girlfriend in Bishui Pavilion, but later she became a ghost, right? How are you getting along with your girlfriend now? What is your feeling about becoming a ghost? Is it the same psychological feeling as Ling Ye, the protagonist in "The Battle of the Dharma End"? Let's talk about this topic today." Doudou said.
Song Shuhang: "..." Talk about it!
"Silent? Let me say, don't you want to talk about this topic? Wang~ Then talk about other things. I heard that you have started school and found a new girlfriend? You won't be single, right?" Doudou said again.
"School starts only one day. What do you think?" Song Shuhangdao.
"You are so weak, real men can get girls in an hour. One day, it's enough for real men and girls to make babies. Otherwise, I'll give you some advice. I'm very experienced in how to get a girlfriend. Let me think about it, by the way, I heard that the little girl named "Shi" Rui is living with you? Don't doubt my information, my information is very accurate. Then do you want to consider the Loli Li? She is very cute and sensible. She earns a lot of money for three years, and she won't lose her death penalty. Loli Li has been very popular in recent years." Doudou said again.
Song Shuhang was silent for a moment: "..."
"I'm silent again? Is Shilouli not your appetite? You are really picky, what about Su Shishi? I heard that she followed you to Jiangnan University Town. When you saved the beauty, you left her the image of a beautiful Guangyan. And she was so cute. If you are with her, you will make a lot of money. Think about it, A Shiliu's physique is destined to grow old very slowly, and you will become an uncle in a few years. At that time, you will go out with A Shiliu, and it seems like a father and daughter, but they are really a couple, how exciting?" Doudou said again.
Father and daughter, you look on your face, uncle, you look on your face!
Song Shuhang sighed quietly: "Doudou, what do you want to say? If you pull it off like this, will I hang up the phone and blacklist it?"
Doudou was silent.
After a moment...
"Wang, Shuhang, you are not fun than before. You were much cute when you first met. You would also play the game of [Your Mom is a Big Monkey]." Doudou said.
Song Shuhang's lips twitched: "People always grow up, beans are scared. Stop talking nonsense, explain what you want to say in three sentences, otherwise I will hang up the phone and block it."
Doudou: "Wang~~Okay, what I want to say is that my wife, "Chuchu" in the online game, was also admitted to Jiangnan University Town. Today, she also went to the game to ask me which class I was in. Later, I used the offline escape and flew away. I warned you, Song Shuhang. Hurry up and find a girlfriend, don't hit my wife "Chuchu"."
Is it the cute little girl Doudou caught in online games?
"..." Song Shuhang: "You should practice to the fifth level as soon as possible and transform into a human being."
"Damn, you said it easily. The fifth-grade realm is a big bottle of strength. I have been stuck in this bottleneck for many years." Doudou said depressedly: "If I get promoted to the fifth-grade, I will set my human form to look similar to yours, so that my 'Chuchu' wife will not doubt me at that time. At that time, I will say that she is your twin brother."
Fuck! Song Shuhang doesn’t know what to say.
When Doudou is promoted to the fifth grade, he must make good responses and must not make it his own. Otherwise, with Doudou's personality, he will die everywhere and end up with his own appearance, and the final account will be settled on his own. That's not bad?
Song Shuhang: "When it comes to bottlenecks, I want to tell you something. Doudou, I am about to overcome the heavenly tribulation of the Three Jin and Fourth Movements, and I will soon catch up with your realm."
When we first met, Doudou, the fourth-grade monster, seemed to Song Shuhang to be so arrogant and mighty, chasing An Zhi Demon Lord running around the sky.
Before he knew it, he was about to catch up with Doudou's realm.
This is the power of time.
Doudou was silent for a moment: "I have a saying that my mother doesn't know whether to speak or not?"
"Haha." Song Shuhang said calmly: "In addition, I will remind you. You are going to get married, Doudou."
"Damn!" Doudou gritted her teeth.
"Since you want to talk about your partner, let's talk about your groom. Huangshan Zhenjun once mentioned that he would marry you before he was promoted to the seventh rank. And Zhenjun is not far from passing the tribulation, which means... Doudou's wedding is not far away. As a bride, have you seen the groom?" Song Shuhang launched a counterattack.
"Damn!" Doudou suddenly sighed: "No, Huangshan Dasha never talked to me about who the wedding partner was. From beginning to end, he was silently arranging the wedding scene for me. Now the wedding scenes outside have been arranged, and I feel so panicked. Originally, I thought the wedding partner would be Miefeng, but Miefeng denied it. I was so worried."
If you can simply make Doudou fall into huge troubles, Huangshan Zhenjun is worthy of being the leader of the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group"!
To be continued...