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Chapter 1 True Monarch Huangshan and Jiuzhou No. 1 Group

Monday, May 20, 2019.

Spring is over and summer solstice.

In this season, the temperature difference between day and night in Jiangnan District becomes very large. You can become a dog when wearing shorts during the day; but you have to crouch in the quilt at night and become a cold bird.

Jiangnan University Town.

At 2:13 pm, this time was the students' class time. Song Shuhang stayed alone in the dormitory, and the computer desk was pulled to the bed, so that he could watch the movie in various positions.

Song Shuhang did not have a hobby of skipping classes - the weather was stuffy in the middle of the night last night. In his sleep, he used a trick to "Two Dragons Going to the Sea" to kick off the quilt. In the second half of the night, the temperature dropped sharply. Song Shuhang, who had only a pair of shorts on his body, suddenly felt miserable. In his sleep, he groped hard on the bed with his hands, searching, but couldn't touch the quilt. In the end, he could only shrink into a shrimp-shaped shape, trembling under the tyranny of the cold wind at midnight.

When the rising sun rose, Song Shuhang had become a member of the army of seasonal colds.

My roommate has asked for leave for him today's class.

Then, he took cold medicine and slept until now.

The high fever faded and his body was still weak. He could not go to class at all in such a state. Therefore, he could only stay alone in the dormitory and watch movies bored.

On the screen, the movie's playback progress bar was slowly advancing. However, Song Shuhang did not read the content of the movie at all.

"Is the effect of the medicine not over yet? I'm so sleepy." He yawned, feeling his eyelids a little heavy.

‘Didi~’ At this time, the chat software in the lower right corner of the computer jumped.

This is a prompt when someone adds him as a friend or joins a group.

"Who adds me?" Song Shuhang murmured. He reached out and tapped it gently in the lower right corner of the computer touch screen, prompting that the message popped up.

[Huangshan Zhenjun (****************************************

True Lord Huangshan? Who is this strange nickname?

"Are you a classmate in the class?" Song Shuhang said in his mind, and he couldn't help but think of the guys in the class who were obviously in college but were still in the fantasy of youth. If it were them, they would indeed have such a strange nickname.

Thinking of this, he clicked ‘Agree’.

Immediately afterwards, another system message popped up.

[Zhengjun Huangshan invited you to join the group ‘Jiuzhou No. 1 Group’, do you agree?]

Song Shuhang continued to approve.

"Shushan is under great pressure" agreed to join the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group".

[You have agreed to join the group, say hello to the group members!] There is also a system smiley face.

Chat tools are becoming more and more humane these days.

After a series of prompts popped up, Song Shuhang agreed to close the prompt and group chat window - he is now sleepy, so how can he have the energy to join what group he has added?

Anyway, his group setting has always been 'no prompt message to only show the number of messages'. Chats in the group will not pop up and disturb him, but will only show the number of chats after the group.

After he wakes up, he can search through the chat records to know what group he is joining, and the chat records of members in the group will not be lost.

The eyes are getting heavier...

The movie progress bar is still moving forward tenaciously, but Song Shuhang's consciousness becomes increasingly blurred.

**********

In Jiuzhou No. 1 group, after seeing newcomers joining, diving members emerged.

Beihe Sanren: "Has Zhenjun Huangshan added a new fellow Taoist in? It has been more than a year since he added a new member?"

Another ID is 'Su Aqi' and quickly replied: "Is there a new fellow Taoist? Which district of the fellow Taoist is from China? Which cave is it in? What is the name of the Tao? How many grades of cultivation are there?"

I always feel something is wrong with this series of problems?

Almost at the same time, the id popped up the message of the Crazy Dao Sanlang: "The gender of a new fellow Taoist? Is it a fairy? If so, report the measurements and show it a ray!"

Seeing the news about Su's Aqi and Kuang Dao Sanlang, several people in the group twitched.

"Brother Sanlang, are you really a goldfish?" Beihe Sanren sighed: "Don't be dying again. What if Huangshan Zhenjun adds a senior in another person?"

This guy Sanlang is good at everything, has feelings and righteousness, and is willing to help others, so he has a good reputation - he usually likes to talk and does things well.

But this guy's lucky value is so low that it makes people feel outrageous. Every time he can't help but die, he offends the seniors. These seniors who are idle and have no fun, so he is very happy to have a happy fun in Kuang Dao Sanlang, the fun that comes to his door.

"I beg you not to mention the words 'superior', I have a shadow in my heart." Kuang Dao Sanlang gave a row of 'teared' expressions.

Four years ago, his mouth broke offended a beautiful "big senior" and was tortured... That senior made him a whole year and four months. You heard it right, it was a whole year and four months! Thinking of those inhuman years, his eyes were moist.

As soon as Sanlang finished speaking, a group of smirks popped up one after another - without any concealment, a straightforward gloom.

There were eight people in the group who showed online status, and six of them all popped up and swept a row of smiling faces.

"You guys who are gloating, I remember each of you. Don't let me meet you, otherwise you must let you taste the experience of the 72-way fast sword!" Kuang Dao Sanlang said hatefully. He was very confident in his quick sword. None of the six guys who smiled wickedly just now would be his opponent if they fought one-on-one.

Kuang Dao Sanlang just finished speaking.

A wicked expression immediately appeared in the group, which was Su's Aqi.

Then Su Shi Aqi said excitedly: "When will you fight alone?"

Obviously, Su Aqi did not mean to gloat in the face of schadenfreude - he just wanted to find someone to fight.

"..." The three waves of the crazy sword suddenly withered.

Because he can't beat Ah Qi!

He has a profound cultivation level and has reached the late stage of the fifth-grade Ling Queen. He is only two steps away from the 6th-grade Lingjun, but he cannot beat Aqi.

His seventy-two-way sword skills were fast and fierce, and he had a lightning-fast body technique, but he could not beat A Qi.

He claimed to be a mad sword. When he got mad, he was even afraid of himself, but he just couldn't beat Aqi!

When the people in the group saw Sanlang becoming wilted, they had another string of unscrupulous smiles.

"..." This time, Kuang Dao Sanlang could only send a bunch of colons in depression.

The people in the group made a fuss for a long time, but they didn't see the newcomer speak out, and they were a little confused.

"The new fellow Taoist is not making a sound?" Beihe Sanren asked.

Unfortunately, because of the effect of the cold medicine, Song Shuhang has entered a half-sleeping state again.

At this time, Su Aqi posted a happy message again: "I looked at it. The new Taoist friend called 'Shushan's pressure'. Have you ever heard of a master called this name? This name sounds like a disciple of the Confucian Sect? It's really exciting! In recent years, the disciples of the Confucian Sect have lived in seclusion very deeply and can't find them. I haven't hit them for nearly a hundred years! Looking back, the disciples of the Confucian Sect are even more comfortable than those of the Buddhist Sect. Not only are they verbally harsh, but their fists are also hard enough. They also chant poems to cheer them up when they are in a good mood. They are so happy! I like to hit them the most."

"Aqi, I said, your expectations for new fellow Taoists are always just whether it is easy to fight, and whether it is good to fight?" Kuang Dao Sanlang said with tears in his face. Is this a bully behavior good?!

"Uh." Su Shi Aqi felt a little embarrassed.

Beihe Sanren smiled wickedly: "Can he be another 'superior' who knows how to use chat tools?"

After he said this, everyone felt that the scene was very visual?

Yes, almost four years ago, there seemed to be a senior who had been in seclusion for more than a hundred years and left after leaving the seclusion. He finally joined the chat software and was joined by the True Lord of Huangshan. However, because he could not type, he did not speak.

Then, a guy named Kuang Dao Sanlang was very happy to speak in front of this senior, asking the senior to report on the measurements, asking her to send photos, and having voice chats.

Then... a few days later, Kuang Dao Sanlang saw this senior with his own eyes. He was a very beautiful senior, as dazzling and beautiful as the bright moon in the night sky.

Then, this beautiful senior struggled with Kuang Dao Sanlang for a whole year and four months before leaving with satisfaction.

The Mad Dao Sanlang immediately knelt down.

"Huangshan?" At this time, an id named 'pharmacist' spoke.

A brief short message for no reason.

Fortunately, the people in the group have long been accustomed to the pharmacist’s brief chat habit - he is asking the group leader where is the Zhenjun of Huangshan?

The short speech is not because the pharmacist is noble and arrogant, but because he uses two-finger Zen and handwriting to type, he is very slow. When there are too many words, it is easy to make mistakes, and deleting and writing is extremely painful. Therefore, the pharmacist is used to speaking shorter as long as it is. Over time, it becomes the current communication method of cherishing words and gold.

"He got off the line immediately after he added the person. I heard that his baby big demon dog ran away from home in anger. The True Lord of Huangshan went to chase him again. It is not easy to deal with the big demon dog. The True Lord must be very busy now. It is rare to take time to be able to go online and add people." Beihe Sanren replied.

“…” the pharmacist.

"Then I can only wait until the new Taoist learns to use the chat tool before chatting." Su Aqi sighed. They all had their own ideas and believed that the new people were also fellow Taoists.

Seeing that the new fellow Taoist did not respond, the few people online were having fun and dived one after another.

**********

About an hour later, Song Shuhang woke up a little.

"Remember someone joined my group just now. It seems that he was calling Jiuzhou No. 1 Group?" He murmured in a low voice, clicked on the chat tool in the lower right corner, and pulled out the chat window of Jiuzhou No. 1 Group.

What kind of group is it?

Soon, the chat record from an hour ago appeared in front of him.

Song Shuhang probably visited it.

Fellow Taoist? Cave? How many levels of cultivation are you?

There are also seniors, True Lord, I am chasing the big demon dog?

Special words in various fairy tale novels.

The chatting and speaking style of the people in the group is also very interesting - half-old and half-white. It gives people the feeling that modern people try to communicate in ancient languages, but because of the failure of ancient Chinese skills, the communication style is very awkward.

"Che~~" Song Shuhang laughed out loud.

It seems that this is a group built by fairy tale enthusiasts?

Oh no, this is definitely not an ordinary fan of fairy tale!

Everyone in the group gave themselves a Taoist name, and the place where they lived was called the cave, and the pet dog that the group owner lost was described as a big demon dog in his family and ran away from home. Some people claimed that they had not beaten Confucian scholars for hundreds of years, which means that the person claimed that he had lived for hundreds of years?

Just looking at these chat records makes you feel ashamed.

"This level of obsession has reached the level of secondary disease, and it is a Chinese-style middle-class fantasy with very Chinese characteristics." Song Shuhang nodded secretly.

It seems that this is a concentration camp for patients with two diseases in the fairy tale!

This is his first impression of the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group" and the members in the group.

But why did he join him?

He looked at the information about the group leader Huangshan Zhenjun. He was not his classmate, and he definitely didn't know him.
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