Chapter 2 Rejecting Immortals
What the hell is taking jujube pills? How can I get rid of all poisons? I’m afraid I’m not meeting a liar?
Li Qingjun looked angry. Just as he was about to say something, Li Qinglin waved his hand to stop him and gave Yinzi, "We brothers went to the mountain to find immortals, but we don't have much time to spend. The little brother stayed here for a long time and was familiar with the situation. I wonder if we could follow us up the mountain as a guide, and we would have to pay a lot."
"No." Qin Yi stood up lazily and turned around and walked into the house, "What kind of immortals are you looking for? Eat and have enough food and sleep, and have no worries and worries. Wouldn't you be a god?"
The young man Li Qingjun said angrily: "Hey! What's your attitude!"
Qin Yi had already entered the house.
Li Qingjun was about to dismount angrily, but his brother grabbed him: "Don't mess around."
"Why are you so polite to him? This is obviously a liar, so how can you get rid of all poisons!"
Li Qinglin pulled out his horse and left: "Li Liu's report has been quite poisoned in the mountains recently. A young man surnamed Qin in the village recovered with one medicine. Maybe he is familiar with the special poisonous miasma in the mountains, so the medicine is targeted. It should be more suitable than the medicine we have prepared. What's more, here's what you see, don't you think this young man is a little special?"
"Most of them are pretending, and the villagers cooperate with him to create an atmosphere so that they can cheat."
Li Qinglin laughed in silence.
Li Qingjun quickly followed his brother and asked again: "Since my brother thinks he is useful, why don't you insist on asking him for a guide?"
Li Qinglin smiled slightly: "No hurry... the guide leads the way, but can he take you to find the immortal?"
Li Qingjun was stunned for a moment.
Obviously not.
They were not here to climb the mountain to watch the sunrise, but to try to find immortals in the mountains. The mountain is not too big. The so-called rumor of immortality has been circulating for countless years, and no one has ever investigated in a certain place? Therefore, there is no so-called destination at all, so there is naturally no correct route. When you go in, just try the method of fate. Why do you need a guide?
Li Qingjun was a little discouraged for a moment, and his straight shoulders collapsed slightly: "So my brother is just like others, and he didn't care about this journey to seek immortality..."
Li Qinglin looked back and looked at the source: "That Qin Yi, I said it very interesting in the end..."
"I'm a despicable man in the countryside, I'm just talking nonsense. I'll stab him in a hole with one shot, and see how he's worry-free."
"ha……"
The voice went farther and Qin Yi lay in the room with his arm on his back, and the mace was placed on the head of the bed. He could vaguely hear the conversation between the two brothers. At the end, he laughed, as if he thought Li Qingjun's words were fun.
A voice suddenly appeared in his sea of consciousness: "Why are you laughing at? These two brothers seem to be very good at practicing martial arts. Maybe they have the ability to poke a hole in you."
This sound reaches the soul, and I don’t know where it comes out. In fact, it can’t be considered a sound, and it’s even more difficult to distinguish between men and women. It’s like a sentence directly forming in your heart, which is extremely strange. Qin Yi seemed to be very used to it and said lazily: “I’m smiling at the real girl dressed in a man in this world. Why do you think others can’t see it?”
The voice paused for a while and said, "How do you know she is a little girl? The young man has no Adam's apple at all, and his voice is a bit sharp and ordinary."
"Because you don't have a nose, you can't smell her fragrance."
“…”
"Besides, there is no such beautiful boy. His little face is full of collagen, his eyebrows are picturesque, his lips are red and his teeth are white, and he looks heroic. He can feel the womb smell when he closes his eyes? Do you think there is a beauty filter..."
"What is collagen? What the hell is beauty filter?"
“…it’s not your business.”
The voice sighed: "No matter whether she is a man or a woman, you see, many people in the world are asking for immortality, and they are very pious. If you really give them a chance to be immortal, I am afraid that I will be happy to kneel down for three days and three nights. Why do you refuse to practice immortality when you ask me to practice immortality?"
"Aren't I already cultivating immortals? Look, I plan to stay up all night tonight..."
"This is also called cultivating immortals? Don't fool me with the tricks they are."
Qin Yi said coldly: "Don't fool me with the trick of fooling fools!"
As he said that, he threw the mace into the foot washing water beside the bed.
The voice in the sea of consciousness became furious: "I don't say anything if I use me to pound medicine and hammer and nail. Then I put it in the foot washing water, and I will never finish it!"
The mace jumped out of the water and knocked at Qin Yi. Qin Yi leaned against the head of the bed and kicked it, hitting the handle of the stick. The mace turned around in the air for a few times, hitting the wall with a "splash" and sliding down, and bounced on the ground for a few strokes.
The deep resentment was overflowing on the rod.
"Hey, great..."
"Tell me 10,000 times, my name is Liusu."
"The spirit of a mace is called Liusu... Are these two things the same style? Who is your original owner? You can't be a little 13 in your mind?"
Liusu sneered without saying a word.
Qin Yi asked again: "Great, do you think these two people can deal with the mountain problems?"
Since Qin Yi crossed over, the mountain began to change. First, there were poisonous miasma in the mountains, and people always got sick when they entered the mountains; second, a very strange winged tiger appeared inexplicably from the pile of rocks. Poisonous miasma is not poison, but the space resentment brought by Liusu. The winged tiger has nothing to do with Liusu, but the result of the "demon-transformed miasma" buried by the two men.
Both issues are related to Qin Yi.
Liusu said lazily: "You are asked to practice immortality with me, but you are unwilling to learn it. Otherwise, how could you not deal with a tiger that has just begun to transform into a demon for a few days?"
"Because it can't kill me, but you will."
It has been a while since time traveling. Qin Yi recalled the original scene and was able to straighten out what was going on.
It was Liusu who was taking over the body. It happened that he had traveled through time and wanted to swallow his soul directly. As a result, his world was completely out of place and his body was spit out by his own cultural differences. Liusu had accumulated soul power for countless years and became extremely weak due to this severe defeat, and he returned to his stick to survive.
So Liusu claimed to teach him to cultivate immortality and help him recast his body in the future.
But Qin Yi dared not learn.
You should know that the original owner's soul has been swallowed by Liusu, which is definitely not a good thing. God knows whether the cultivation technique it taught secretly leaves the back door to facilitate it to seize the body again? Qin Yi believes that he is not so stupid and dares not try it.
Originally, Qin Yi even wanted to lose this mace, but he was too curious about the world of cultivation and finally brought it with him. Anyway, it is very weak now, right?
It smells so good.
Liusu sneered, "Anyway, I can tell you that this resentment will soon dissipate and it will not need to be solved by others. But this tiger has begun to transform into demons, so I will rely on me to teach you the demon-binding array, especially if you have not practiced yet, you can't bind it for too long, and sooner or later will start to hurt people. If you want to completely solve this problem, you must practice with me."
Qin Yi pursed his lips and held it in for a while before saying, "I will solve it anyway."
Liusu sneered: "Your way is to spread this uninvited immortal trace again and attract immortal seekers to eliminate tigers?"
"After all, it's more reliable than the villagers. I think the Li brothers are a bit capable."
Liusu smiled and said, "If you want to go your way, I have a more secure idea."
"What?"
"The Li brothers and sisters are either rich or noble. As long as they are killed by the tiger's mouth, the tiger will be skinned and cramped, and there is absolutely no room for survival. Instead, you remind them that they will run away if they are defeated, and the tiger will not chase..."
"Bah!" Qin Yi turned over and ran to the corner of the house to pick up the mace, and stuffed it into the foot washing water again.
Liusu cursed in the water: "Women's kind idiots! If they run out of the tiger's mouth, the first one will vent your anger!"
Qin Yi ignored it and turned around and walked to the corner of the house. There was a small furnace waiting for fire, the pottery jar was slightly hot, and the fragrance of the elixir was faintly scattered.
The pharmacy and alchemy techniques and some brief formation arrangements are not only a way to satisfy Qin Yi’s curiosity about the world’s practice, but also a proof that Liusu hopes to show “I can really teach you how to cultivate immortals”. Both sides hit it off in this regard. One learned seriously, the other taught carefully, and there was no noisy argument.
Qin Yi stared at Luhuo for a while, silently calculated the time, then took a pot of wine, walked to the window and drank in small sips.
The sky was completely dark, and the stars and moon shine.
There is no place for the world to leak, insects hibernate and cicadas chirping, and wine is slightly drunk. Qin Yi always felt that such an environment itself is almost like an immortal. He has escaped from the hustle and bustle of cars and horses, and has gone away with intrigues. The bright light of the moonlight and the fragrance of the fields, how much have the secular people paid attention to? Looking for immortals and immortals, what he found in the end was not his own deception with ulterior motives.
Qin Yi always felt that if the problems in the mountains could be solved, there would be nothing wrong with staying here for the rest of his life. He died of falling off a cliff in his previous life. Traveling through this is like regaining his life. Wouldn’t it be good to enjoy life?
He sang "The Song of Good", but he did not pretend to be a fairyland, but he really saw many immortal seekers and was inspired by his feelings.
"You said, how beautiful this night..." he murmured, as if he was muttering in a dream.
Liusu, who was in a quarrel, sneering, as if disdainful.
In fact, it is precisely because of this reason that he always believes that Qin Yi is very suitable for cultivating immortals. He has a very calm aura, not attached to or delusion, and does not have the idea of becoming a marquis in the world. It seems that a thatched cottage can spend his whole life. Such people are more suitable for practicing than those who devoutly bow down and insist on seeking hard.
Unfortunately, he refused to practice.
Chapter completed!