As an old homebody who has lived in a small house for five years,

Pu Jie has rich experience in theoretical love,

Many times in the late nights when I could not sleep,

Hiding under the covers, holding a dog food novel, smiling like a fool,

Wrapped in the quilt and twisting around, he looked like a big meat maggot.

at this moment,

This situation.

Their eyes met together,

Pu Jie's heart beat faster than expected,

The girl behind the classroom is like the Zixia fairy in the previous life movie walking out of the screen.

Modern dress can't hide beauty and playfulness,

Moreover, she is taller than the original version and her skin is fairer and softer.

Mainly young and innocent,

Very moist.

Dog Food Article Guide to Picking Up Girls 1: Men must take the initiative and be brave!

Pu Jie plucked up the courage and walked over with a gentlemanly smile.

"This classmate, I see that you like literature just like me. Can you add me on WeChat?"

The reason why I stayed here to wait for him must have been because of his handsome appearance and overflowing literary talent.

"Fairy Zixia" pointed at his manuscript that had been heavily revised by the instructor, pouted,

"You write this kind of thing and you want to learn how to pick up girls? Are you crazy?"

Pu Jie was stunned,

‘Fairy Zixia’ carried her delicate little schoolbag and walked out. Her roommate was still waiting for her at the door.

Pu Jie vaguely heard her mumbling as she walked,

"I thought Teacher Wang kept him here because he wanted to cooperate, but he turned out to be a fool and a waste of my time. I might as well have gone to the number one person and asked for WeChat..."

Pu Jie froze on the spot,

Dachun and others were waiting for him outside. Seeing this situation, they couldn't hold back.

"Hahahaha~"

"Brother Jie, I'm so embarrassed."

"Yuan Hua, given the situation that Pu Jie just had, why don't we compose an impromptu poem?"

Yuan Hua's work was not selected, and he was just warned by the instructor not to engage in petty tricks. The reviewers of the website are all his students.

I'm feeling uncomfortable,

At this time, there was a comparison, and I suddenly became happy.

"Okay, let me give it a try... If someone tries to trick you in front of others, you will be tricked, but if someone is behind you, you will pretend to be cool and you will be tricked!"

"Okay! Hahaha~~"

The three of them laughed heartlessly,

Before Pu Jie had time to mourn his dead love, he couldn't bear the pain of being fucked by several people.

"Go, go, Yuan Hua, you hurt me!"

"Hey~ That's not true. How can a scholar's poem be called hurtful? This is called... innuendo."

"I don't care, I can't live without a barbecue."

"Hahaha, it's just barbecue, I'll arrange it for noon today!"

Yuan Hua was rich and powerful, and Pu Jie was able to get another meal with peace of mind.

The broken heart can only be filled with secret pork belly, black pepper steak, and Korean-style grilled sausage.

However, Pu Jie still felt a little depressed inside.

He really wanted to shout just now:

"Don't bully young people into poverty!"

But that would make him more embarrassed and make the atmosphere shameful...

I just endured this second line.

However, he can also understand what the other party is doing,

The acting girls who come here to take classes all have a utilitarian mentality.

His teacher bluntly stated that there was no possibility of adapting his work.

Naturally, I won't waste time on him.

However, he was still very depressed when he was rejected when he asked for WeChat for the first time.

After lunch,

He vented all this depression in his works,

"If you can't satisfy yourself in reality, you can enjoy it in novels."

Afternoon, computer room,

Pu Jie's hands were flying on the keyboard,

Lines of text appear on the screen...

...

Long Aotian was invited to attend a college reunion and met the goddess from college.

The goddess has achieved little success, but she looks down on Long Aotian.

Others also thought that Long Aotian was still the son-in-law who came to visit him, so they all sneered at him as a 'weak person' and complimented him as a 'strong person' who had done well.

The entire class reunion turned into a competition.

The goddess hooked up with the son of a successful boss and asked him to come to the class reunion to help her save face.

But the son of the big boss named Mr. Wang was slapped in the face by Long Aotian just a few chapters ago.

As a result, when Mr. Wang came, he saw Long Aotian present.

Just pay your respects!

"I didn't know the Dragon King was here, please forgive me!"

[Long Aotian’s crooked mouth.jpg]

The goddess showed disbelief in her eyes, and then shouted: "Did Mr. Wang admit the wrong person? He is just the little son-in-law of the Lin family, how can he be the Dragon King?"

"Shut up! How dare you contradict the Dragon King!"

Next, he started to show off and slap in the face,

Beat up all the people who were called the most cheery at the class reunion,

Then the goddess cried and begged Long Aotian to forgive him and expressed her willingness to give him a monkey.

["Hmph! How can I, Long Aotian, be climbed up by someone like you?"]

...

write here,

Pu Jie hesitated for a moment, then automatically substituted the goddess into the face of 'Fairy Zixia',

I feel inappropriate,

"You are a bastard if you don't take advantage of it!"

changed to:

[Long Aotian raised the goddess’s chin and smiled evilly: “Victoria Hotel, Presidential Suite 888, I’ll wait for you tonight”]

Then left gracefully.

Pu Jie looked at the books on the current Qidian website again and found that the review of these contents was far less strict than in his previous life.

Although you can't describe it directly, it's okay to scratch the surface.

"No wonder the cultural industry is so developed and the social atmosphere is so good!"

So...I added another 2,000 words of detailed description.

...
To be continued...