Xiao Xiao kept turning down, and swearing jokes full of "literary charm" emerged one after another.

"When I first touched the owner's head, I actually refused! Because I thought...ah... you can't tell me to touch me immediately. First, I want to try it, but I don't want to say... After you touch a dog's head, you added a lot of special stunts. The dog's head... is very dark! very bright! Very soft! As a result, the audience will definitely scold me when they come out, and there is no such dog's head at all! This proves that the dog's head above is fake... I said I would touch it first. Later, when I passed by, I knew that they were Chinese medicine and did not have that kind of chemical composition. That

...Touched for a month... After this month, I felt very comfortable. Now... I still touched every day! I still touched every day... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

"The poster, you are here again, and I have found several communities. After reading hundreds of pages of posts, I finally found you. The foreman asked me to tell you that you will move 3 trucks of cement and two trucks of bricks early tomorrow. If you can't finish it, you won't even give you the wages yesterday. Also, Widow Wang from the east end of the village asked you: When will you save enough money to marry her? If you don't go back until the end of the year, she will marry the west side of the village."

This kind of spoof replies did not say a single swear word, but cursed the poster "hardly", which made people laugh and was very satisfying.

Xiao Xiao saw it with relish and thought it was so interesting to curse people.

Cao Tutu's eyes were also shiny, and her eyes were not blinking, and she seemed to have "learned" a lot.

However, in this whole bunch of interesting replies, some of them confused the two girls.

for example,

"The poster does not know the hatred of the country's destruction, so he masturbates all day long. He looks up at the bright moon and lowers his head to masturbate. When relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, they say that the poster is flying. He doesn't work hard when he is young, and the poster is flying. He sits up in a panic while dying. He still wants to masturbate. He is a hero in life, and he also masturbates when he dies. Since ancient times, no one has died. The poster continues to masturbate. He is looking for him in the crowd for thousands of times. When he looks back, he is masturbating."

This comment caused Xiao Xiao and Cao Tutu to have a question mark on their heads at the same time. They didn't understand why they kept repeating "the poster was shooting a plane". Is it also a way to curse people by knocking down the plane?

However, the two of them did not go into this detail and continued to search.

Suddenly, a reply with a different taste made Xiao Xiao's breathing slightly stagnate.

"Why are the underwear in nursing homes repeatedly jealous? Why do tens of thousands of female donkeys scream in the middle of the night? Who did the serial pig rape cases? Are the nunnery doors knocked every night? Are they humans or ghosts? What is hidden behind hundreds of mummies' unexpected pregnancy? Is it the distortion of human nature or moral degradation behind all this? Is it the outbreak of hormones or the helplessness of hunger? Please pay attention to the annual masterpiece of the Hero Legal Channel at 8 o'clock tonight, "The Master's Road to Return" and let us follow the camera into the inner world of the perverted master!"

Xiao Xiao only read the first few words, and his pretty face turned red and he quickly pulled the screen down.

However, what immediately caught my eye...

"I really want to invade the poster, I want to press her down on the table, then grab her ears, listen to her snorting sounds, then press her and invade her.

I really want to infringe on the poster, I want to trap her in the clothing square, and infringe on the elevator in the sound of others buying and selling outside, listening to her crying and dirtying her sportswear.

I really want to infringe her. I want to hide in the cabinets of the entrance and exits with her when I get off work. I look at her who wants to scream but dare not, and I want to resist but have no strength to infringe her.

I really want to infringe on the poster. I want to hide her clothes in the health care room so that she can't leave and hand over the medicine to the person who wants to come in.

I really want to infringe on the poster. I want to catch her during the luggage festival and press it on the curtain in the corner to see that she is afraid of being discovered by a large number of viewers.

I really want to invade the poster, and I want to caress her on the bus, which makes her feel excited to climax but can only tremble and beg for mercy, and then invade her.

I really want to infringe on the poster. I want to take off her panties and skirt from the balcony of my residence and press it on the dry quilt. I see her fear of being discovered and violated her.

I really want to invade the poster. I want to suck her sensitive point when she calls, and then listen to her pretending to be calm and invade her.

I really want to invade the poster, I want to let her do good morning bite in her room, listen to her send her parents away with a vague voice, and then invade her at her begging "quickly"..."

Xiao Xiao only read the first sentence, and suddenly said "ah", his cheeks turned red, and he quickly turned off the entire screen of his phone, feeling that his eyes were "defiled".

At this time, Cao Tutu suddenly asked blankly: "What does invasion mean? Why did that person keep saying that he wanted to invade the poster?"

Xiao Xiao's face turned red again when she heard this. She spat lightly, not knowing how to answer, but she saw Cao Tutu's eyes were extremely pure, like a curious baby who wanted to know the answer.

Oh my God, Cao Tutu really doesn’t even know what “invasion” means?

Woo woo, how could there be a cardamom girl who is so pure?

Xiao Xiao secretly said that he must not tell Cao Tutu what that dirty joke meant. She quickly changed the subject and said, "It's nothing, it's just some boring words. Well, let's scold the poster too?"

Cao Tutu was immediately distracted and nodded happily and said, "Okay! I want to scold the poster! I'll come first!"

Xiao Xiao smiled slightly and handed over the phone.

Cao Tutu took the phone and typed it at an extremely slow speed. She repeatedly typed the pinyin wrongly. It can be seen that she rarely typed on her phone, and she may not even have used it much.

After knocking for several minutes, Cao Tutu showed the results after "learning".

"The owner talks nonsense! Shi Xiaobai will definitely be able to stay for more than five hours! Humph! Cao Tutu stays!"

Xiao Xiao took a look and couldn't help laughing.

Is it really appropriate to curse people so "cute"? And why do you say "Cao Tutu"? Are you afraid that you will not be criticized by others?

Xiao Xiao held back his laughter and said encouragemently: "Scream beautifully!"

Cao Tutu looked proud, as if she really felt that she was scolding well. She laughed and handed the phone back to Xiao Xiao.

Xiao Xiao took the phone and found that Cao Tutu was looking at him with anticipation.

Xiao Xiao smiled helplessly, typed in touch screen, and typed his first "fight" reply in his online career.

"After smiling, touching the owner's dog's head, and after waiting for five hours, Shi Xiaobai beat the owner's face into a pig's head!"

Cao Tutu's eyes were shiny, and she stretched out her thumb to show that she was very good.

Xiao Xiao laughed happily.

......

......

While the Xiao family's private car was driving on the highway, a middle-aged man was running in the sky, following the private car tightly.

This scene made some passers-by who happened to witness it dumbfounded, because the middle-aged man not only ran in the sky more than 100 meters high, but also ran leisurely, as if he was walking on the flat ground, but he kept following his private car tightly and was not thrown away at all.

What’s most crazy is that while the middle-aged man ran, he suddenly took out his cell phone and started calling!

However, there was a layer of clouds and mist vaguely surrounding the middle-aged man, making it impossible to see the middle-aged man clearly, and even more unable to hear what the middle-aged man was talking about at this time.

In fact, this call is also very strange.

"Hey, my wife... Rabbit, Rabbit has learned to curse people, what should I do?"

The middle-aged man looked nervous and asked carefully.

"Ah? Why did Rabbit learn to curse people!?"

A woman roared from the other side of the phone, like a lion roar in the east of the river, "Let you look at the rabbit tightly, you're just talking about it? You can't even take good care of your baby daughter! Do you still want to kneel on the washboard?"

The middle-aged man hurriedly said, "Wife, I was wrong, please listen to my explanation..."

The woman said angrily: "Don't explain, explanation is to cover up, concealment is to make up stories! Say, what else can you hide from me?"

The middle-aged man turned pale and hesitated: "Rabbit...Rabbit...Rabbit...Rabbit...And asked...What does invasion mean..."

As soon as the middle-aged man finished speaking, he closed his eyes as if he was going to die.

"Cao Wudao!"

"You don't want to go into my room tonight!"

The woman's roaring sound came from her phone, as if she was about to overturn the sky.

The middle-aged man suddenly felt like crying and said, "Wife, you'd better let me kneel on the washboard!"

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......

When the news that Shi Xiaobai arrived at the eighth floor spread throughout the Xia Kingdom at an extremely fast speed, the whole nation was discussing how many hours Shi Xiaobai could stay on the eighth floor.

Shi Xiaobai is experiencing an "inner question".

He stood silently at the starting point of the eighth level world, motionless, expressionless, and a slightly dull look.

Until the demon queen suddenly appeared out of thin air and then slowly walked from a distance.

The devil's queen smiled charmingly and had a charming posture. She took one step at a time, and a snow lotus bloomed with her footprints.

Lotus grows step by step.

But withered in a flash.

Shi Xiaobai suddenly woke up, looked at the demon queen, suddenly opened his mouth slightly, and pronounced four words...

In the distance, the demon queen recognized what the four words that Shi Xiaobai suddenly read out of his mouth, and her face changed slightly.

These four words actually...

Sesame opens the door.

Right now,

Exit the command!

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Chapter completed!