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165 I'm going to kill you(1/2)

Chapter 165: Kill you

Wu Kongjia really underestimated the world's talents. He thought that he would be awesome as the third in the provincial examination. Don't you know that he is nothing in front of Wen Zhenmeng and others!

Wen Zhenmeng, Ni Yuanlu, Huang Daozhou, Liu Lishun, Wang Duo, no matter how much better he is, he can pull any one out.

These five people are not ordinary. If they had not divided part of their energy to care about national affairs, the first place in the provincial examination would be a piece of cake for them.

It is precisely because they have divided part of their energy to care about national affairs, study military strategies, and do things much better than those who are dedicated to reading the "Four Books and Five Classics".

They had already agreed before they came that they must fight to death such shameless people as Wu Kongjia, Li Jiantai, Zhang Douyao in front of thousands of ordinary people!

As for how to argue, it is very simple. Along the way, they all thought about the method. Just use a provocation method and let Wu Kongjia and others take a trap.

Wu Kongjia was indeed stupid and had a trap.

Next, there will be a good show.

However, Wu Kongjia still felt that he was very smart. He thought that as long as he thought of a way, it was still very simple to win those guys who made the list by "cheating".

He thought for a while, then turned to the yamen runner at the entrance of the etiquette department and said, "Please give me a gift to borrow four treasures of the study and three tables, otherwise there will be no competition."

He is actually delaying time and is trying to find some way to come out.

There are naturally many four treasures of the study and tables in the ritual office. The problem is that it is impossible to lend them easily!

He believed that the yamen runners at the door would definitely run in to ask for instructions. Even if the Minister of Rites Zhang Ruitu finally agreed, it would take a lot of time.

This period of time is enough for them to come up with a good idea.

Unexpectedly, the people around were cheering up, and the master of the Jinyiwei dressed as ordinary people even brought the yamen to the Ministry of Rites, which made the yamen runners at the yamen scared, so they had to bite the bullet and respond and immediately went in to move things.

This delaying strategy is naturally useless to Wen Zhenmeng and others.

They are the masters of military strategy.

On the other side, the Jinyiwei master was leading the people to make a fuss. On the other side, Huang Daozhou said loudly: "We can't let everyone wait, right? Why don't we compare a pair of pairs first? The parallelism and the parallelism are the basic requirements of the eight-legged article. You should know this basic skill, right?"

Can I say no?

The pair is indeed the basic skill of writing eight-legged essays. Nowadays, pairs are also popular among scholars. Whether they make friends through literature or have grudges with others, and want to humiliate others, pairs are a common way.

This method is also the favorite of ordinary people, because it is interesting to pairs, and ordinary pairs are easy to understand and sound unique.

The people around him cheered again, and Wu Kongjia could only grit his teeth and said, "Okay, since you proposed it first, you will send the first couplet first."

After saying that, he turned around and whispered a few words to Li Jiantai, Zhang Douyao and others, asking them to discuss with all the candidates behind and think about it.

His idea is very good, but unfortunately he thought of it out as early as the road.

Isn’t Ni Yuanlu’s surname Ni? He can come up with the absolute one.

Huang Daozhou said without hesitation: "The girl of Ni, a wonderful man."

this!

Double-word split couplet!

What's right?

The girl with a wonderful collection, Ni Chi Ren'er, the whole first couplet also has the same meaning, and it is all about girls. This is too difficult!

When Wu Kongjia heard this, the sweat on his forehead suddenly appeared.

This kind of combination of characters is the most time-consuming. He can go back and study it for a few days, but it is impossible for him to give him time, and the people around him who are watching the fun cannot give him time.

He thought anxiously for a while, but he couldn't come up with a word, so he could only make a gesture and ask for help from behind.

The hundreds of students later also whispered to each other for a while, but no one could match them.

If they were so smart, they would never fail the exam!

Wu Kongjia delayed for a long time until the yamen runners of the Ministry of Rites moved out the table and the four treasures of the study. The people around him couldn't help but start to make excuses. Then he replied helplessly: "You guys are probably not going to be able to do such a difficult pair, right?"

This is simple!

Huang Daozhou said without hesitation: "I will throw away bricks and jade, and I will give you a dirt stick. The stubborn child's strong cow."

Well, he is just as stubborn as a cow, maybe because he is inspired.

However, this pair of earth is in line with the appetite of the people.

When the people around heard this, they applauded and praised it endlessly.

Immediately afterwards, Wen Zhenmeng said with a serious face: "It's really difficult to have to be neat and to express the whole sentence. I can only seek neatness and show ugliness. Zhuge, the only one who speaks big is."

This is indeed quite neat, both the characters are detached and the tone are neat.

Ni Yuanlu frowned slightly, then sighed, "Oh, you guys, just make fun of me, I'm right, the warrior is determined to stop fighting."

That's what he meant, I'm not a little girl.

Liu Lishun thought about it and could only say helplessly: "I won't waste everyone's time. I'll just barely talk about it, the boy from Sun Guanren."

His overall meaning is a little bit worse, but the right thing is still very neat.

Wang Duo thought about it and said with a bitter face: "You have finished writing good words. I can only show off my ugly words and be an old friend of Changgong Zhang's mansion."

"good!"

"Very good!"

"So amazing!"

The people around were watching the fun couldn't help but clap and applaud.

Once this pair appeared, it was a real judgment!

None of the candidates who caused trouble can be wrong, but they are right. Who is better? Do you still have to think about it?

Seeing this, Wu Kongjia was so angry that he gritted his teeth and his face was deformed.

These guys are obviously prepared and must have been right.

However, people are really good at pairings. If it is so difficult, they can definitely match each other. Generally, pairings may not be difficult for them.

He turned around and muttered to Li Jiantai, Zhang Douyao and others for a while, frowned and pondered for a while, and then said in a dark way: "I came out the first couplet. If there are insects in the water, it will be turbid, and if there are fish in the water, it will be fishing. If there are water, it will be water, water, rivers and lakes will be vast."

You like to disassemble words, right? Let you disassemble them happily!

I don’t know where the candidate failed this, maybe he couldn’t explain it, so he kept it in his heart.

This kind of character-demolition couplet takes time. Huang Daozhou and the others only dismantled two characters, and they dismantled three characters, and the character water is next to the character water. Water water water water water, water water water, water everywhere, and there are eleven waters on the upper couplet!

How is this pair right?

If there is enough time, Huang Daozhou and the others will probably be able to match it. The problem, Wu Kongjia will definitely not give them enough time!

Fortunately, the four talents in Jiangnan were masters of pairs, and Wen Zhenmeng was even better than those of the blue.

He just frowned and pondered for a while, then blurted out: "The root of the wood is the root, the top of the wood is the ground, the wood, wood, and pine and cypress are the same."

OK!

This couplet is so good.

The people around couldn't help but applaud.

Obviously, they won this game.

However, the other four people were still frowning and pondering.

Because they want to try it, too.

Soon, Ni Yuanlu clapped her hands and said, "Without smoke, it's hard to get out of fire, fire, oven flame, flame flame."

OK, water vs. fire, this is right!

The people around him applauded again.

Liu Lishun then slapped his hands and said, "I'll also offer a bad attitude. One is the sun, the other is the eyes, the mouth, the mouth, the food and drink condiments."

This is a bit reluctant, but it is a match.

The people around him applauded again.

Wang Duo frowned and said helplessly: "Oh, you have chosen all the good words, I can only count them. Gold plus loss means iron, gold plus the same copper, gold and gold, silver copper and iron Xinxin."

This is indeed not a big deal, it can barely match the word.

However, the people around him still applauded.

These people are so powerful. Such a difficult pair, four of them are in a row.

There is still the last one left, can this one be matched?

Huang Daozhou actually thought of it, but he was specially used to humiliate Wu Kongjia and others. After the other four people finished the match, he said with a sarcastic expression: "Okay, I'll be ugly too. If you have one mind, you will be timid, and you will be timid. Everyone, you will be the ones. I'm done, you will lose in this game! In the first round, we will be the ones we have asked, and in the second round, you will be the ones we have asked."

"good!"

The people around him applauded again.

Obviously, everyone agrees with this result.

In the first round, Wen Zhenmeng and the others won, and the winning was quite exciting.
To be continued...
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