Chapter 1506 More and more perverts these days
"What's wrong with Master Gu Yi? I found that she was a little weird today."
Kaila, who came to find Keke, ran into Gu Yi and keenly realized that Gu Yi today seemed a little different.
But Kaila didn't think too much.
Coco changed into a dark goth loli dress and made two thick black eyeshadows with Kaira's help. After thinking that his outfit was "crazy and cool", he left his mansion with Kaira.
The little guys went out without taking a car, but instead stepped on skateboards provided by Coco.
After leaving Coco's house, Kaila couldn't help asking.
After all, Gu Yi blushed like a monkey's butt, which really made Kaila very curious.
"Nothing. When I called Master Gu Yi for breakfast in the morning, I ran into her naked and practiced yoga in the room, and found that she had no hair..."
Children don’t have so many dirty thoughts that they ask whatever they have, without being embarrassed or feeling that there are any good taboos.
Especially for a carefree girl like Coco, this is even more so.
Kaila is older than Coco, and is almost seven years old. She is about to go to elementary school.
Logically speaking, Kaila should understand why Ancient One became so weird, but in fact, after hearing what Keke said, Kaila felt a little confused.
The two little guys walked on skateboards and followed the winding mountain road in Beverly, and had already arrived at the community at the foot of the mountain. They were about to arrive at the second-level road next to the expressway.
Compared with the expressway, there is a bit more lifestyle on both sides of the second-level road. There are many small shops selling daily necessities and cooked food, and there are also small pavilions selling newspapers and magazines.
When the two little guys passed by a newspaper booth, Coco stopped Kaila and the two of them stopped.
"Adults are so strange. Some things are just so hard to say. Anyway, I think adults have no meaning at all. This is how your ancient master is. Why don't you have any hair? Just tell the reason, why do you have to hide?"
On this issue, Kayla stands on Cocoa's side.
"It's like that guy from my brother. I've seen him run into the bathroom like a thief in the morning, holding his smelly underwear in his hand. I asked him what was wrong, and he would be mad at me and his attitude was quite bad. Just wet the bed. If it's a little bigger, I'll just explain it clearly."
As he spoke, Kaila shifted the topic to her brother, and looked contempt and complaining.
Keke nodded seriously: "That's right, sir, it's really boring. Master Gu Yi is the same. Just tell me why she doesn't have any hair. It's really hard to understand if she has such an awkward and shy look."
While speaking, Coco took out $10 bills and tiptoed into the newspaper booth.
"Boss, give me a copy of Playboy, which I bought for my dad."
Kim Hyun-tae wasn't here, otherwise he would definitely be scamming the little guy. He never thought that Koko would have learned to use his father as a cover-up or excuse.
"Boss, what did you buy Playboy for?"
Kaila, who was standing beside her, was very puzzled and couldn't figure out why Coco wanted to buy such a book.
To be honest, Kaila is not unfamiliar with this kind of book. There are several stacks under her brother's bed and she is kept like a treasure by her brother.
Kaila once secretly looked through while her brother was not at home at school, but she was just some unclothed older sisters. Kaila didn't think there was anything good to look at.
Minors are not allowed to buy it, obviously they were not followed by the newspaper booth owner, so Coco successfully bought a copy of Playboy.
After buying "Playboy", Coco stood carelessly on the side of the road next to the newspaper booth and started to look through the street.
Not only did I say anything, the naughty child also specially selected a particularly hot page to pick up the magazine he was flipping through and raised his hand.
"I don't know what Master Gu Yi is shy about. Look at the big sisters here who act naturally, they are all naked."
What Coco said really makes people cover their faces.
"I keep this book. When I go back, I will ask Master Gu Yi to take a good look. I must let her learn these big sisters."
"That's right, boss, I support you!"
The little guys didn't know how weird their words were.
Coco was so loud that the pedestrians were watching him.
The magazine I bought was thrown into my own "Infinite Reincarnation" space, and then the little guy and Kayla continued on their way.
The two little guys were on the second level road, sprinting all the way, and they also played Kim Hyun's exciting tricks from time to time, which made passers-by stunned and even attracted several police cars to chase the little guys.
After all, it is quite scary to come and go to S in the middle of the traffic flow of secondary highways.
And the skateboard was so fast that it was 120 miles by two little guys, so how could it not attract the patrol officer?
If it were an ordinary naughty child, he would have been scared by the police car behind him, but were Coco and Kaila ordinary little kids?
Obviously, they would never be scared. Instead, they became even more excited because of the sirens behind them, and they played even more terrifying tricks in the pursuit.
Finally, the police officers chasing behind the little guys found that they seemed to be not two ordinary little kids, so they had to ask for help from the special department.
After chasing all the way, the entire second-level highway was already messed up by two little guys, but there was no accident.
The two little guys just thought it was fun and didn't want to hurt everyone because of themselves.
So whenever there is a situation where the car is about to crash, the two little guys will use their own methods to avoid such problems.
"Boss, the police car won't chase after you."
Kaila slowed down first. After looking back, she saw that all the police cars had stopped and had no intention of chasing her, and then she prompted Coco, who was having fun.
Upon hearing this, Keke slowed down, avoided a big truck hit by a win-win situation, and reached out to pull the big truck that was too late to avoid because of himself and was about to overturn. After fixing the body of the car back to safety, he also looked back at the back.
"It's boring, I thought they would continue to chase."
It can be seen that this is not the first time the little guy has "played" with the Los Angeles patrolmen like this.
Kaila also looked helpless and said, "Boss, call the lawyer, and the people from SHIELD will come in a while."
Coco shrugged, took out his cell phone and dialed a number.
There is a law firm under Kim Hyun-tae's name, which he and Stark jointly run, so it is quite convenient to find a lawyer.
It’s really because of such convenience that whenever Koko causes trouble, he will ask lawyers from law firms to help.
Of course, the money still needs to be given.
But as the holder of several companies, Coco is not short of money.
So, that little lawyer fee is really nothing to the little guy.
After receiving a call from Coco, the law firm agreed very happily and would send someone as soon as possible. There is also a large branch of the firm in Los Angeles.
After putting away the phone, Coco and Kaila stopped by the side of the road and started chatting, waiting for the arrival of S.H.E.L.D. and the lawyer.
"The real world has no meaning at all. You have to be careful in everything you do, and you can't enjoy it at all.
So, I still think it’s interesting to play in other planes and spaces, because there is no need to worry about anything, and play whatever we want. No matter how much damage it causes, there will be no guy like SHIELD to come and cause trouble."
Facing Coco's complaints, Kaila agreed very much.
Now Kaira has also awakened the talent of Kryptonians and far surpassed her brother. Therefore, Kaira has also begun to be like Coco, feeling that in real life, you have to shrink your hands and feet, which is far less enjoyable than doing things in other planes.
In fact, it is not surprising that the little guys will feel this way.
You should know that in the reality of different time and space, they must abide by one rule or another and must not do anything randomly.
And you have to worry that you will hurt the general public.
But there is no need to worry about this in other planes and space.
To put it bluntly, they will destroy a world and no one will cause trouble for them, so they can let go of it and play whatever they want.
There is a fundamental difference.
The first is a question of ‘identity’.
Coco and Kaila "identify" different time and space, and they also feel that they are part of the different time and space world and are a member of human beings.
That's why they care about ordinary people in different time and space.
But the time and space of other planes are different.
The little guy has no sense of "identity" with other creatures in time and space, and he also regards them as NPC-like existences.
Therefore, under such a premise, the little guys will certainly act without any scruples.
Just imagine, who would value NPC so much?
And this is the view of two little guys on the living creatures in other planes of time and space.
A black aircraft hovered over the sky and began to slowly descend. The huge airflow made the passers-by's hair become messy, and some fragments of paper were blown away far away.
But SHIELD people are here, and Coco has dealt with Kayla and SHIELD people again and again, so it is no stranger.
From the reactions of the two little guys at this moment, there was no trace of fear or nervousness. This shows that S.H.E.L.D., which is terrifying to others, is not such a terrifying existence in the eyes of the little guys.
When the aircraft landed to the height of three floors, a guy jumped down from the opening of the side. This was a guy wearing a green tights, green glasses, and a crystal of green light flashing around his waist.
"There are so many perverts who like to wear tights nowadays. I can't figure out why they just like to wear tights so much. Could it be that they don't know how disgusting their figure is!"
Coco made a vomiting position and complained to his friend Kaira.
Kaila raised her hand with an exaggerated expression: "Indeed, even my brother has become a member of this perverted group. I personally think that people like them are no longer helpful. They are probably too narcissistic and have a good figure. Oh my God, his little Dingding is not as big as my brother. He is more like a little caterpillar than your father's. It's so disgusting. This will become my lifelong nightmare."
I have to say that Kaila is very fierce at this moment, and I don’t know if it is because of the influence of Coco. Anyway, she is already on the road to getting further and further away from her lady.
He had already landed on the ground and had a man who thought he was very handsome. After hearing the complaints from the two little girls, his body staggered for a moment, and he fell to the ground like this.
Chapter completed!