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008 Miao Miao Shi Tai

Base No. 9 has 20 districts, each of which is home to 5 million residents.

Each partition in the base is equivalent to a big city before its destruction.

Among them, the most prosperous first district is a very luxurious artificial lake these days, and a scattered single-family villa has been built by the lake.

A charming and strange scream came from Villa No. 7.

"Ahhh, is it so difficult to find a Shu language expert?"

He screamed strangely, and was a young woman who was very good at beating.

Her figure is also quite good, tall and graceful.

Most notably, she was shaved with her head!

It is not the bald head like ordinary big brothers in society, but the shining bald head like monks.

The bald girl has a pair of extremely lively big eyes, and there are strange things flashing between her eyes.

When her eyes circulated, there was a charm hidden.

She was wearing a lazy moon-white dress, as loose as an ancient nun robe. With her seductive figure, she was a generation of sexy nuns.

She plays a monk in the game, with the Dharma name Miaomiao.

This very personalized little nun is well-known in the gaming industry and is known as Master Miaomiao in the martial arts world.

There was also a guest sitting in the living room of the villa.

It was a young woman with elegant manners and long hair at her waist.

At this moment, Miaomiao was wailing and staring at the long-haired girl: "Namo (mo) happy Buddha, female donor, no, my respected teacher Jasmine, you must help me this time, otherwise Pomni will die of crying in your arms."

Her inappropriate Buddha name sounded like [Male Model Buddha], which made Teacher Jasmine sitting next to her laugh and cry: "It's not that I don't help you, I've teamed up with you twice, and both failed."

The little nun refused to give up: "You are professional, please think of a solution for me."

Teacher Moli had no choice: "I'm sorry, my Shu language is only level 4, and I really can't help you. If you want to complete your task line, Shu language level 6 may not be enough. You may need Shu language level 8."

"Then please introduce me to an expert at level 8 of Shu language." Miaomiao said quickly.

"Do you think Shu language is so easy to be level 8? There are not many people in the world who have reached level 8 in such an uncommon language." Teacher Jasmine smiled bitterly.

"No, although humans have experienced great destruction, the existing population is at least one billion, but there are not many Shuyu level 8?" Miaomiao was unbelievable.

Teacher Jasmine's wry smile became even stronger: "It's not a problem of too many people. Since the concept of state was abolished in 2030 and the establishment of the Human Alliance, everyone has spoken the common language, and how many people speak dialects?"

"That's right, let alone our generation of young people, even my father's generation of middle-aged people, including my grandfather's generation of elderly people, there are not many who can speak dialects."

The little nun echoed, and then quietly showed her fox's tail: "But you are specializing in this. You are a Shu language teacher in college. Are you just a specialist in ancient languages? You know a few experts no matter what you say?"

Teacher Jasmine shook her head: "You're thinking too simple. Last year I attended an academic seminar. There were statistics at the conference, and the global dialect loss rate reached 85.37%.

Speaking of this, the young teacher who was determined to continue the dialect fire couldn't help but sigh: "What people still remember now are Chinese, Russian, English, French, Spanish, as well as languages ​​with wide coverage such as Hindi, Arabic and Portuguese. Many dialects and local languages ​​in small and medium-sized regions have faults, and they have disappeared like dinosaurs."

"Wait, why did you go off the wrong way?" The little nun got to the point: "I'm talking about Shu language. I have searched online, such dialects as Shu language and Cantonese, are relatively well-preserved regional languages."

As he said that, Master Miaomiao was too impatient: "Female donor, you have attended the seminar and must know many experts. Just tell me who is the 8th-level Shu language boss, please help me introduce it. Pound Ni came to visit him in person."

Teacher Moli replied: "I'm afraid you will be disappointed. Director Qin from the Shu Language Department of our college has a professorship title, but he is only at level 6 of Shu Language."

"No, I'm only at level 6, I'm a professor and a department director?"

Miaomiao was stunned when she heard this: "I remember that the heads of the English department in the university are all experts in the 8th grade of English."

"It's different." Teacher Jasmine explained: "Big language departments like English have mature supporting teaching plans and a wide range of language environments. However, niche dialects such as Shu language and Cantonese have no language environment in this era, which is almost like a person talking to himself. It's too difficult to get a level 6."

After a pause, Teacher Moli added with some self-deprecating words: "Look at me, I am only a Level 4 of Shuyu, and I have become a lecturer. I will be a regular one after one month after I joined the job. Let's look at the English lecturer in our college. The internship period requires a Level 6 level, and the competition is quite fierce. I still have to be intern for half a year before I can get a chance to become a regular one."

"Amitabha, I have sinned, isn't this intentional trick on me?"

Miaomiao cried out with a sad cry and almost burst into tears: "Damn "Evolution World", what kind of broken game, the tasks created are really perverted. If you don't know Shuyu, you can't continue playing. It's purely disgusting!"

"Don't say that, I think the designer of "Evolution World" has a good intention. Many mission lines and copies have been creatively joined in the dialect department." Teacher Jasmine put forward a completely opposite view: "For example, the mission line of "North and South Shaolin" is very interesting. When you go to Nan Shaolin, you must master the Hujian dialect. When you go to Northern Shaolin, you need to learn Henan dialect."

"It's a nonsense. Playing games is just for fun. Who is the professional dialect level 4 like you? How many players will learn a new language for the sake of the game?"

Miaomiao started the violent complaint mode: "Also, don't mention the North and South Shaolin who were hit by thousands of swords. When I went to the South Shaolin mission line, I didn't speak Hu Jian's words. NPC treated me as a spy. It would be fine if I didn't trigger the mission for me, but I even formed a group to beat me up."

Speaking of this, he looked back with a disgust: "You didn't see that scene at that time. The Eighteen-stick monk in Nan Shaolin waved his thick and long sticks, chasing me and knocking me, and beat me up so hard that he was so angry that he was disheveled!"

Teacher Jasmine couldn't help but smile: "Aren't you bald? Why are you disheveling your hair?"

Miaomiao waved her fist and said angrily: "Don't care about these details!"

Teacher Jasmine asked, “Don’t you think that is the highest level of education – education and entertainment?”

Miaomiao said angrily: "Is there any? Why do I feel that it is intentional torture people?"

Teacher Jasmine insisted on her position: "Dialects are also part of human civilization, and such civilizations should be passed down. We live in such an era. In the process of playing games, young people gradually mastered dialects through various text strategies and teaching videos, and continued the spark of civilization. In my opinion, it is a great thing."

Miaomiao felt thoughtful: "It seems to make some sense. Nowadays, if you want them to read books and study, it will cost them their lives. But they are more serious than anyone else in their game search strategy. I didn't know Hujian dialect before, just because of the Nan Shaolin mission line, I learned the search strategy for a month. I feel that my Hujian dialect is at least level 2."

As she said that, she showed her fox's tail again: "Female donor, no, sister, can I call you a real sister? This time you must let me experience the pleasure of teaching and entertainment. You also know that this task that I have tried my best to trigger is a very rare hidden task."

Teacher Jasmine said: "I understand that your mission may have some connection with the inheritance of the Sword Immortal."

"Just understand." Miaomiao looked at the other party with a long eye: "I won't hide it from our friendship for so many years. When I become the Sword Immortal, I will be the heir of the No. 9 Base and the future human protector! Tsk tsk, then, Pomni will be able to return to secular life!"

"Don't say that, I'm under great pressure." Teacher Jasmine was amused and crying. Normal people inherited the Sword Immortal Taoist tradition and thought about how to protect all human beings. However, the little nun did not follow the ordinary path and thought about returning to secular life.

"Female donor, listen to me." Miaomiao analyzed seriously: "I calmed down and thought that since that task could be triggered, it means that it could be completed. I have no problem with my combat effectiveness, only one reliable teammate will be missing to help me solve those Shu language puzzles. In other words, what I lack most now is a professional enough translator."

"I understand your situation, please forgive me for being helpless." Teacher Jasmine sighed: "There is only one Shu language level 8 expert at No. 9. The old man is a language consultant of the game company. He participated in the plot development of one of the top ten relics of "Shushan Sword Immortal" more than 50 years ago. An authoritative expert like him cannot come to play games with you."

"What about you Director Qin? Isn't he a level six? Please recommend me." Miaomiao settled for the second best.

"Don't think about it." Teacher Moli couldn't laugh and cry: "Director Qin was 68 years old this year. He retired ten years ago. Later, the college lacked Shu language experts and rehired him. Such an old man is so old that he asked him to do tasks with you. Do you think it's realistic?"

Miaomiao will never give up: "It's better to do this than a female donor. Just treat me as an old man who spends money to ask for technical support. Do you think 500,000 is OK? If not enough, one million is OK. Please help find a big one."

Teacher Jasmine blushed: "I don't know that big one..."

Miaomiao said seriously: "Be serious! I'm not kidding. I don't ask for a Shu language level 8 boss, Shu language level 6. I finally triggered such a rare task line. I'm not willing to finish it."

"You are willing to spend so much money, why don't you find someone to play with?" Teacher Jasmine made a suggestion.

"Even a professional Shuyu teacher is helpless, and the companions you find online are even more unreliable." Miaomiao looked depressed.

"That's not necessarily true. I remember Director Qin said that in this era, there are a very small number of families who communicate in dialects. These people have not taken the dialect qualification exam, but their oral level is no less than level 6, and they may even reach level 8."

Teacher Moli made a suggestion: "With a heavy reward, there must be a brave man. Maybe among those who accompany you, there will be a Shu-speaking master who can help you."

Miaomiao thought something: "Do you want to say that experts are among the people?"

Teacher Jasmine said: "Isn't there a special [accompaniment contract] in the game? You find someone to play. If the mission fails, you don't have to pay for it. You don't have to lose much, so why not try it?"

Miaomiao smiled bitterly: "You don't know how difficult it is to be an internet celebrity like me. If someone finds out if I post a playlist, there will definitely be black fans who deliberately disgusted me and acted like me in a different way. That is no longer a matter of money or not."

Teacher Moli thought for a while and said, "This is how I will help you check. After taking the accompanying task, you can ask the other party to chat with me on the phone first. At school, I often set questions for students and encourage students to have oral conversations with me. Whether the person who takes the order is good or not, I can watch it in five minutes."

"This one can be there!"

Miaomiao became excited and immediately posted anonymously information on playing with her, offering a reward of 10 billion game coins.

As expected, there must be a brave man under heavy rewards. Someone soon took the order for an interview.

Under the appraisal of Mrs. Jasmine, the first person to call himself a high-end play, let alone five minutes, could not even hold on to a minute of oral conversation. It was just a waste of money and wanted to make 10 billion yuan when gambled.

A few minutes later, a second person appeared to play with him. This guy was a little naive. He thought that if he would speak Shu language by saying a few words, "Horse sells skin and pulls chickens", it would insult this profound classical language.

With a deep feeling, Miaomiao welcomed the third accompanying party named [Daiye Tianxiu].

The little nun no longer has much hope. At the current pace, God knows how many Mr. Nan Guo will meet.
Chapter completed!
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