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337 Civilization, you, me and him

The fat classmate’s hair lifting action is a bit eye-catching.

If you are a handsome guy, the action of lifting your hair can fascinate many elementary school students.

But when he saw his uncle's face that didn't love his grandmother, and then his miserable body, the classmates felt incongruous as if they were imitating each other. (Single-block x3)

And when he spoke, the classmates ignored their appearance and were attracted by the content.

I heard the fat man say, "This senior sister, you are a history student. Do you know the second lady of China before the destruction?"

The girl with glasses thought for a while and said, "I know a little bit about it. The second lady of China does not refer to women, but men. She should refer to men in the two big cities of Demon City and Rongcheng."

"Wait, why do men call Erniang?" A boy present interrupted and asked.

"I don't know much about this. I'm just a sophomore and haven't learned some knowledge points yet." The girl in glasses looked at the fat man with help: "Classmate, you must know the reason, can you tell me?"

"Okay, let's start with the historical background."

The fat man said:

"The local dialect of the Demon City is considered a branch of Wunong soft language. It sounds very coquettish. If a girl speaks this dialect, it's okay, but if a boy speaks it, he will feel very masturbating."

"The demon city before its destruction was the economic center of the country and the largest international city in the East. Over time, a bad atmosphere was formed. The locals of the demon city gave people such a sense of déjà-all those who came from other places came from the countryside."

"In history, there was a big teacher in the capital who admitted in an interview that he went to the Demon City to perform and met an old aunt. The old aunt asked him where he came from. The old teacher truthfully answered from the heart of the motherland. The old aunt's reaction was: Oh, little red man, the first time he came to the big city to attack."

A female classmate present couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Every time a fat classmate answers a difficult question, it is always easy to understand, with a little funny, and even a hidden handsomeness, so that a few girls present think he is not that ugly.

Several female classmates present suddenly felt that the fat classmate who answered the questions was a handsome man and fat.

Of course, some male compatriots expressed dissatisfaction: "Student, what does this history you talk about have to do with Shuyu?"

"Don't worry, let's follow this history and the problem will be solved."

The handsome guy in the eyes of the girls was talking: "Since it is the second mother of China, one of them is a man in the Demon City, and the other mother refers to the man in Rongcheng, Bashu area."

"Why?" The boy had a question mark on his face.

"We know that Shu language has many language families. Putting aside the special languages ​​of ethnic minorities at that time, it is divided into Rongcheng language family, Shancheng language family, Yale language family, inner self-talk, Daba language family, and also."

"Wait!" The boy's face had more questions: "I have only heard of the Rongcheng Language Department and the Shancheng Language Department. What is the Yale Language Department? The teacher has never said it."

"It refers to the languages ​​in the Yazhao, Leshan, Yibin and Luzhou at that time. The languages ​​of these cities are very enchanting, and there is a big difference between them and the Rongcheng language and Shancheng language."

The fat man answered: "I'll just say that. People from the Yale Language Department will be better off saying it slower. If the speaking speed is faster, let alone outsiders who can't understand it, even the locals in Xichuan will not understand it!"

"Really or not?" The boy who likes to ask questions was shocked.

"This is the case." Teacher Yun Wei took over the sentence: "The Yale Language Department is very difficult to understand. Once the speech speed is faster, it will be too testing for listening. The Shu Language Level 6 exam requires testing the Yale Language Department, and my listening test is only barely passing."

"It turns out that it is the content of Shu language level 6, which is too profound." The students suddenly realized.

"Student, what's the inner conversation about yourself?" The boy who likes to ask questions asked again.

"It mainly refers to the dialect of Neijiang, which supplies the two cities itself."

Fat classmate said: "The inner self-talking system can be called a clear stream in Shu language, and its pronunciation is very close to the ordinary Mandarin at that time. For example, the three words 'yes' are the pronunciations. Most languages ​​in Shu language are pronounced as 'four but not four', but the inner self-talking system does not follow the ordinary path. Their pronunciation is 'wet or wet'."

"Is there any such operation? Shu language is so interesting. I must learn this language well." A girl said with relish.

"Class, I'm so curious. What's the Daba language department?" the boy asked again.

"The Daba language family specifically refers to the dialects in the Dazhou, Bazhong and Qionglai areas before the destruction."

The fat classmate unknowingly became the tutor in the classroom, leading the students into a Shu language hall: "Compared with the language departments mentioned above, the Daba language department has its own characteristics and can be heard as soon as you open your mouth. Some of the contents of this language department are similar to the language department of Shancheng, and the most obvious thing is the catchphrase - do you want Langkai?"

The students were very impressed and showed a relish expression.

Even Yun Wei was fascinated by the fact that she forgot that she was the teacher.

Only the girl with glasses in the history department left the crowd. She just wanted to get a hidden task and didn't have time to study Shu language, so she interrupted: "Classmate, are you off topic? Are these related to the lyrics of that recording?"

"Senior sister, you need to know the historical background and humanistic stories, so I said it in detail." Fat classmate turned the topic back: "It is precisely because Shu language is rich and colorful and flowers bloom, people from major cities in the Bashu area had opinions about the Rongcheng language department and had many disputes."

"Why?" The girl with glasses became interested.

"The reason is very simple. Rongcheng language family and Magic City dialect have one thing in common - mother!"

Fat classmate announced the answer: "There were many beautiful women in Rongcheng back then. Chunxi Road is always a good place to see beautiful women. Girls in Rongcheng language seem gentle and cute, and very popular. However, men who speak Rongcheng dialect have completely different situations. When they open their mouths, they seem to be acting coquettish to you. Even when they get angry, they are like waving their fists to beat your breasts."

"It is because of this feminineness that many male compatriots in the Bashu area are embarrassed to admit that they are from Xichuan."

"In this case, conflicts and conflicts are inevitable."

"In addition, as the provincial capital of Xichuan, Rongcheng developed very well and became the most prosperous metropolis in western China. So much so that some locals in Rongcheng felt superior, just like the people in the Demon City, thinking that everyone outside Rongcheng was all rural people."

"Normal, according to the region, it should be Xichuan Province and Rongcheng City, but at that time, there was a general saying in Bashu area-Chengcheng Province and Xichuan City."

"If you take a closer look, it is not difficult to imagine how inflated Rongcheng was at that time."

"The contradiction has also arisen. The locals in Rongcheng look down on all the people in Xichuan, and the people in major cities and counties in Xichuan do not like the locals in Rongcheng very much. Both sides fire map guns to each other."

"At that critical moment, the mountain city that went directly from Xichuan's jurisdiction also came to the scene."

"It happened that during that period, the popular rap, Rongcheng brand cdc, and Shancheng brand cqc, diss each other online, and created many stories."

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Hearing this, even the girl in the history department's glasses realized: "As a result, the historical story expressed by the lyrics is that the man in the mountain city satirizes the man in Rongcheng as a wife, and the man in Rongcheng thinks the man in the mountain city is a melon skin?"

The fat man nodded: "It can be understood so."

The girl with glasses was enlightened: "I understand, I understand it all. It turns out that the task expresses what it means. I have the confidence to go to the last link of the ultimate task alone!"

As she said that, she shook hands with the fat man enthusiastically: "Classmate, thank you, you gave me a mouthful of blood. What is your name, what grade, is it from the Shu language department?"

The fat man replied: "My name is Zang Ai Xiaobai, a freshman in the Battle Academy, come here to listen today."

The girl with glasses said angrily: "Lie, you are so powerful, how could you be from the Battle Academy? I'm sure you have a level 8 in Shuyu?"

The fat man immediately raised his face: "Senior sister, don't talk about it, you and me are civilized."
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