135 Ah, I'm Dirty
April is the sunny day on earth, and it is a good day for a trip in the suburbs.
People in this season usually wear coats and walk in the spring sunshine, feeling warm all over.
But if you don't wear clothes, it will be a little... cold.
At this time, Miaomiao was wearing no clothes in the woods under a green mountain, and she didn't even wear a small cover, just like her bald head.
Bai Tianxiu looked back and saw everything he should have seen.
The boy didn't understand the situation at all, and a voice came out of his heart: "Ah, I'm dirty."
He quickly looked away from Miaomiao, but he could not escape from the first day of the lunar calendar.
Compared with the little nun of 32B, 34D's teacher Jasmine is obviously more eye-catching.
Like Miaomiao, Jasmine was also not in a tiny strand, covering her chest with her hands, screaming in instinctively.
It was obvious that the two female team members also saw the Bai Tianxiu.
At this time, they will definitely not say, "Wow, you are not wearing clothes," their first reaction is who has the higher decibels in the competition.
The two screaming girls not only blushed, but even their necks turned red.
Bai Tianxiu also blushed and quickly flashed behind a crooked tree.
He really wanted to imitate the savages in the movie and cover them with a banana leaf, but there was no banana tree in the woods, and the largest leaf was only two fingers wide, which could not cover the key points at all.
Bai Tianxiu, who had an embarrassing disease, could only ask the game expert Miaomiao: "Master, do you know what's going on?"
Miaomiao also hurriedly flashed behind another tree, and her tone was almost crying: "I don't know, what a broken task, I didn't even leave my underwear."
Bai Tianxiu took a deep breath and tried to calm down: "Who do you know which map this is?"
Miaomiao was even more collapsed: "It's so far from the security zone, and the location of the mobile phone map is no longer available. Besides, we are likely to be in a copy space now. The map is different from the wasteland. Who knows what a broken place this is."
"Speak quietly, listen carefully." Teacher Jasmine also hid behind a tree, slowed down from her embarrassment, and brought the gospel: "I seemed to hear a car driving just now, listen carefully."
Miaomiao pricked up her ears and heard it for a while, and said, "There is really a sound coming from the southwest."
"There is a road outside?" Bai Tianxiu was excited: "Or why should we go over and take a look?"
"God, we are not wearing clothes, aren't we embarrassed?" Miaomiao also felt shy.
"I just have to go over and take a look because I'm not wearing any clothes. Maybe this is a wasteland, and hunters are passing by, so I'll borrow some combat uniforms from them." Bai Tianxiu was eager to try.
"You can do it, you can go, Pomni is waiting for good news." Miaomiao hid behind the tree and refused to come out.
"Okay, don't go far, I'll go and have a look first." Bai Tianxiu took out the manly responsibility.
After saying that, he ran away.
At this moment, his physical fitness has recovered part of his energy, and he has played a speed of 3.6 seconds per 100 meters, and ran away like a gust of wind.
A highway appeared a hundred meters southwest of the woods.
Bai Tianxiu was stunned when she saw it. Apart from four magical roads, there are other roads on the wasteland?
The road in front of you is a little different from the modern road, and it looks like the township roads in the old movies that were destroyed.
In the era of destruction, 70% of the online information was destroyed, but 30% remained, including some old 20th century movies. Bai Tianxiu had watched new technology restored versions of those movies online, and she had a little impression.
A young man had a guess: Could it be that this is really a copy space, which restored an era a hundred years ago?
This guess is not groundless. After all, during the first phase of the mission, he also went to the copy space and encountered an important mission NPC, the old monk Yuanfa Temple.
Soon his guess was verified.
A black sedan drove over in front of him. Bai Tianxiu also studied the car magazine. He recognized it at a glance that it was a car that had long been extinct and had only been available for more than a hundred years - the Honda Accord.
He hid in the dark and looked at the license plate, and confirmed it on the spot.
The license plate of the Honda Accord is: Sichuan A12345.
As a man who bought a new car not long ago, Bai Tianxiu knew very well that his license plate number was Jiuan AE86, which means a certain license plate number in the No. 9 safety zone.
The Sichuan A12345 in front of me is obviously not the license plate of the national evolution era.
Suddenly, the car stopped on the edge of a small bamboo forest on the side of the road.
Walking out of the driver's seat, a fat man in spring business men's clothing, rushed into the bamboo forest with a beer belly anxiously.
Bai Tianxiu was hiding in the dark, observing silently, and her mind turned rapidly: The fat man looked very anxious. Could it be that he was a mission NPC and wanted to trigger the key clues?
So he followed behind and wanted to see what the fat man was going to do.
A few seconds later, Bai Tianxiu was once again hot to the eyes.
There was a reason why the fat man got out of the car was thrusting at a bamboo.
It can be seen that the fat brother had been holding it in for a long time and still had a long flow of water after peeing for a minute.
During the day, Xiu's eyes turned and decided to follow the rules of the black street.
The rules of the black street are as follows: do not look for someone to watch off the roadside, be careful of being knocked on the back of the head.
He touched the fat man with his bare butt and shouted without warning: "Hurinating and defecating anywhere means the moon punishes you!"
The fat man was so scared that his urine line broke. He rolled his eyes on the spot and fell to the ground with a muffled groan.
Bai Tianxiu was stunned on the spot. Before he could do anything, the fat brother couldn't do it.
He originally wanted to deliberately scare the other party to test whether the fat man was a NPC. However, he knew that the fat brother could not withstand the fright and fainted directly.
After falling to the ground, the cell phone in the fat man's pocket slid to the ground.
That Ai Cang 5S mobile phone with a sense of age was not recognized by the brand during the day show, but I just felt that the difference was quite big with the new era phones, so I picked it up and took a look.
The phone has no lock screen, and the battery is 65%, and it is turned on in an instant.
The operating system inside is far from the mobile phones in the new era.
During the day show, I couldn't do it. My eyes swept over the calendar and weather display on my phone, and my eyes suddenly became straight.
On April 1, the temperature was 15 to 21 degrees Celsius and cloudy.
"April's Day on April 1?"
Bai Tianxiu seized the key point, and he did not forget that the normal time of redirection in the game was September.
It's really foolish to say that the team's three-person team didn't even have one underwear left.
The operation interface of Ai Crazy 5S is not used to using Bai Tianxiu. He fumbled for a while before finding the accurate calendar.
April 1, 2014, 13:29!
The following months and specific times are no longer the focus, but the year is the real scary one.
2014!
You should know that the game has been evolving for 500 years, but what is displayed on your phone is the real-world AD.
Living in the Baitian Show in 2126, it was hard to believe that I came to 2014 112 years ago!
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Chapter completed!