Chapter 206 You dare to stare at me
Chapter 206 You naughty boy dare to glare at me
Chen Xiyi felt that he had predicted the situation wrongly, that is, this kind of protagonist, who valued women more than anything else.
Lin Feng is acquired, so he can save a wave, but Ye Fan is congenital, so it is probably difficult to change his nature.
He even suspected that Ye Fan’s nine masters might all be beautiful women, and this is not impossible.
"Oh, I wasted a pear and grape." Chen Xiyi sighed. This wave was a big loss.
Chen Xiyi was sure that if he failed this time, Ye Fan would probably have to go to Wenrou Village in the future.
After thinking about it, there was a very serious problem, that is, he did not have an ID card and could not handle many things.
This world is a modern world, similar to his previous life, but it should be a little bit in the past two thousand years. Smart phones have not appeared yet. They use button-type mobile phones, and there are many public telephone booths.
In this case, it is estimated that even online shopping has not developed yet, and most of them are physical industries, so many things are inconvenient.
But Chen Xiyi didn't mind, and it was better than the living conditions in ancient times.
"So, we must first solve the promotion problem of the corpse collector. How to find a hundred abnormally dead bodies?"
He has no identity, and the work in the funeral home and crematorium is definitely something that cannot be entered. Don’t think that this job is unlucky, as not everyone wants it.
In fact, these two jobs are already half a job, and the threshold is not low, and not everyone can get in.
Not only do you need professional knowledge, but you also need to have sufficient education.
Those jokes on the Internet that are 1,800 a day are just jokes, and they cannot be true.
It is possible to get in, but the problem is that as a modern civilized society, coupled with the rigorous process of collecting corpses, it is not convenient to get in many things.
Sitting on a chair by the side of the road while thinking about how to make a living next, a middle-aged man in a suit and tie sat next to him, looking a little haggard, as if he had experienced something.
"There should be no one here."
The other party asked in this way.
"No one, just sit there, in a public place." Chen Xiyi felt that you had sat down and asked if there was anyone, would you have to sell insurance next?
After all, this outfit is like an insurance seller.
After looking at the other party carefully, I couldn't help but feel a little surprised: "Damn, your son is a bit powerful. It's only three months long. How can you stand on your shoulders? Are you a father-in-law afraid that your son will fall?"
As soon as these words came out, the other party's face froze: "What did you say?"
"Your son, his skin is very white, but he has a bad temper. He is still staring at me now." Chen Xiyi looked at the baby standing on the shoulders of the middle-aged man without caring at all.
"You said, it's impossible, it's impossible when you see my son standing on my shoulder." The middle-aged man's tone was both surprised and fearful, which was very complicated.
"Ah, this is not a ghost, right?" Chen Xiyi finally realized it, and felt a little terrified, why does this thing exist in this world!!!
Oh, there is a magical doctor who just left in front of me. It seems normal to have this thing.
"Gudong~" the middle-aged man swallowed, feeling that his shoulders seemed to be heavier.
"Don't be afraid, it's definitely not. We have to talk about science, you understand." Chen Xiyi hurriedly denied it.
【Unnamed Soul, Health: 100%, Status: Reluctant】
【Ability 1: Wandering Soul】
【experience】
【April: Follow my father】
【April: Birth】
"I just disappeared yesterday but the first seventh one just passed?" Chen Xiyi asked curiously.
The middle-aged man looked terrified. You told me about science in the previous sentence, but now you guessed it?
"I was gone yesterday, but I was so anxious that I couldn't save me." The middle-aged man said in a low tone.
"Oh, no wonder I'm following you. It seems that he thinks you are better than his mother. Why do these words sound like a swearing?" Chen Xiyi said, feeling that his words were a little strange.
"Master, can I meet me? Just one side, you can offer a price for the price." The middle-aged man didn't care about anything else and said with red eyes.
Chen Xiyi stopped the middle-aged man who rushed over: "Don't say the master, we have to talk about science, I'm not a master, mainly, right? I don't know how to see this thing for you. I have to study why I can see this thing."
He was also a little confused now. He could not find any reason for such things as hell.
It is definitely not a Qi Refining Man system. The ghost in the Qi Refining Man system is not a ghost in essence, but a special Qi Refining Man situation that combines the Yin Qi with the dead, that is, the ghost energy.
Theoretically speaking, the demons and monsters in the Qi Refiner world are actually products of a group of qi mechanisms. Otherwise, the names identified by the Home Game would be foxes and tigers that became ethical. In essence, they are still animals, but they are only evolved by qi mechanisms, rather than monsters.
But the soul in front of me who has no name is a real ghost.
Even if he said that he had eaten souls and souls before, he did not eat souls, but substances similar to spirits.
"???" The middle-aged man was also confused. Do you still need to study this thing?
"Yes, it needs to be studied at the moment. I don't know why I saw it. Wait, I seem to understand something." Chen Xiyi checked it out, and it seemed that there was only one possibility on him.
The corpse collector, the sequence of history 1.
The subsequent to the tomb guarding, psychics, soul shepherds, etc., are related to ghosts at first glance, so except for the newly obtained module of this sequence and history, he does not think there are other things that will allow him to see this thing.
"I can't see you. I don't have that ability. If you want to be able to save yourself, you can help me if you think that physical salvation is acceptable. Of course, if your body has not been buried, I can also help me collect the corpse. I am professional in this regard."
Chen Xiyi said earnestly, in this situation, it is definitely not a normal death. He just happened to pass by and help.
Seeing the middle-aged man's hesitation, Chen Xiyi said again: "Don't worry, I won't charge you."
"Master, I just want to ask, what is the method of physical salvation?" the middle-aged man finally asked.
"Oh, simple, I'll just punch your son." Chen Xiyi said concisely and clearly.
"." For a moment, the middle-aged man was speechless, which was indeed physical enough.
"Is there any other way to salvation, such as chanting scriptures to send my son to a good family?" the middle-aged man said with hope.
"You want to be spelled and saved. I have the magic-suppressing Pure Yang Talisman here. I will draw a post on the spot, so I will not even give you some scum. Even if you want to do it yourself, I have the Pure Yang Yi Qi Golden Light Talisman here. You can tear your son with your hands, but if you want to enjoy this treatment, I have to do the process of collecting your son's body and applying makeup."
As Chen Xiyi said, he took out a brush, cinnabar and yellow paper from the Pixiu purse. As long as the middle-aged man agreed to let him collect the body, there would definitely be no problem with the treatment.
"Well, master, is there any way to send it to reincarnation, not to be lost in the spirits." The middle-aged man thinks that this master may not have a good mind or may not understand human words, but he definitely has real materials.
For example, the things he took out were just a small purse, and it was understandable to take out cinnabar and yellow paper, but that brush was bigger than a purse no matter how you looked. Just taking out so straight, you were definitely not a normal person.
"Ah, I don't know how to do it. My professionalism is not right, so I'll say goodbye." Chen Xiyi stuffed the things back into his Pixiu purse, and he was ready to run away as soon as he bowed his hand.
There is no problem with spells and physical salvation. There is basically no problem with whether he wants to lose his soul or divide it into several pieces.
But sending someone to reincarnate is completely out of his ability. Unless he gets a corresponding module, he will only have these two methods of salvation.
Since he couldn't take over the body, he naturally had no one to talk to the other party, so he could only leave and find other ways out.
In fact, he was thinking that otherwise he would go to cooperate with the official and with his own abilities, he would definitely be able to kick the national treasure and become himself.
"Master, wait, I'll trouble you when I help my son collect the body. I believe you are professional." The middle-aged man grabbed Chen Xiyi and said.
Hearing this, Chen Xiyi naturally smiled.
"Let's go, leave this matter to me." He came up and hugged his son so much that he couldn't help but move to the side.
As they said that, the two walked towards the community not far away.
After entering the community, I went all the way to the third floor. After entering the house, I was white. Four old men wiped their tears aside, while one woman was working a little unsightly.
On the way, after introducing each other, the two learned that the middle-aged man was called Ximen Yue. He didn't know what he did. Anyway, he had the ability to be proficient in business and versatile.
As soon as he entered the door, he saw six names and blood strips at a glance, and his face was full of trauma.
Chen Xiyi looked at the baby standing on Ximen Yue's shoulder carefully, and then looked at the baby who had not yet been sealed.
【Unnamed baby, health value: 100%, status: soul-leaving, fake death】
Seeing this, he pulled his hand out of his arms and his face drooped.
"I just said why isn't it right for you? I'm united with your son to fool me. No one died and called me to come and collect the body. I really thought I was idle and could not do anything?"
Chen Xiyi's words made everyone present confused.
"I, my son is not dead, but the death notice has been issued." Ximen Yue was speechless when he heard this.
"You naughty kid still glared at me, wait for me, if you don't hit you today, I will give you the title of Qingxu Zhenren."
Chen Xiyi was so angry that he didn't expect that his old cat would burn his whiskers and his gutter would capsize.
I always thought it was a sudden death, but I didn't expect it to be a fake death.
He grabbed the thigh of the naughty child who was staring at him, and threw it into the body of the baby who was pretending to die by the soul.
This action was stunned when everyone looked at it, and then a baby's cry came from the small coffin.
Everyone was shocked at this moment.
They saw Chen Xiyi grab something from Ximen Yue's shoulder and throw it at the coffin, and then his son (grandson, grandson) who had been dead for a day was alive.
Several people hurriedly surrounded him and saw his son who was crying, he felt so happy.
Seeing this, Ximen Yue cleared the original haze and smiled happily on his face. Then, he asked Chen Xiyi, who was very depressed, to sit down and hurriedly greeted: "Wife, come on tea and take out the Yuhouchun that our father has treasured."
"Master, sit, sit here."
"Yes, Master, please sit down."
The crowd was in a hurry, saying everything I said.
Chen Xiyi's behavior can be said to be shocking. He is definitely not a charlatan, but a master with real skills.
Chen Xiyi sighed, not knowing whether this wave was considered a profit or a loss.
There is a point in the world, but the problem is that my first corpse collection operation failed.
Chapter completed!