Chapter 1320 The Devil: Can you tell jokes?(1/3)
After leaving Tianyin Sect, Hong Yuye looked at the white dog and said, "What are you doing with a dog?"
In the clear light, they were walking by the river, and there was a secret place in front of them.
This is what I heard about before.
There were quite a few people going in.
But there are not so many opportunities anymore.
It seems that the secret realm is waiting for the opportunity to be obtained before it disappears.
Jiang Hao looked at Xiao Wang and said: "It can eat the spirit. There is something to suppress it. The demon clan whose energy and blood have been suppressed will probably try their best to cultivate their souls. It will be troublesome for others to deal with it.
"It's a lot more convenient when Xiao Wang is here."
"Can't you handle it on your own?" Hong Yuye asked.
Jiang Hao thought for a while and said: "The Blood Forbidden Stone is not a junior's thing. If it is taken away, the suppression will definitely cease to exist. Xiao Wang's power can supplement part of the suppression. When the time comes, the junior will apply the mark of mountains and seas, and the loss should be reduced to
lowest.
"I just don't know what kind of dispute it will be."
If the opponent's strength exceeds that of an immortal, it will be quite troublesome for him to fight against him.
It stands to reason that in such an era, even if there are immortals in the demon clan, they will not act rashly.
Not even awake yet.
But don’t be afraid of ten thousand, just be afraid of what happens.
After some hesitation, he looked at Hong Yuye and said, "Senior, what kind of strong person do you think there will be over there?"
Hearing this, Hong Yuye laughed: "If there is an accident, do you want me to take action?"
Jiang Hao also said calmly: "I have such an idea."
"It's not impossible, but you need to pay something." Hong Yuye said.
"What is it?" Jiang Hao asked.
If you just say that you want to pick up something, it doesn't matter. Anyway, you owe four or five things, just add one.
Hong Yuye walked side by side with Jiang Hao. She looked ahead, thought for a moment and said:
"Can you tell a joke?"
Um? Jiang Hao was a little confused:
"What do you mean, senior?"
Hong Yuye said calmly: "Have you ever seen me smile?"
Hearing this, Jiang Hao frowned slightly and responded: "Senior is a wise man with martial arts and civilized martial arts. It is natural for him to be unsmiling and unsmiling."
"Speak normally." Hong Yuye said.
"I've never seen senior smile happily." Jiang Hao replied.
Smiles, half-smiles, sneers, Jiang Hao has seen them all.
But with a smile as bright as a flower, a charming smile, and a knowing smile, Jiang Hao must have never seen him like this.
Hong Yuye said calmly: "I haven't seen it since I opened my eyes."
"So what senior means is that you want me to tell jokes?" Jiang Hao was a little unbelievable.
In his opinion, the majesty of Hongyuye is unshakable.
Why is it suddenly different?
"You can give it a try. If you succeed, I can help you. If you fail, I'm not sure what the consequences will be, but you will definitely regret it." Hong Yuye said with narrowed eyes.
For a moment, Jiang Hao felt like he was being threatened, but he got used to such threats.
Not threatening makes people feel uncomfortable.
But the joke
He doesn't know how to do that.
On the way, Jiang Hao thought about it and said, "I used to believe in a saying, don't bully young people who are poor. After decades of hard work, I began to believe that you shouldn't bully middle-aged people who are poor."
After saying that, he looked at Hong Yuye.
There was a sneer in the latter's plain eyes: "According to your age in the world, you are an old man now, and you should believe that you should not bully the old and the poor."
Jiang Hao was stunned for a moment, lowered his head and said, "Senior is right."
"Continue." Hong Yuye said calmly and walked forward.
She kicked Xiao Wang and let the dog lead the way.
Xiao Wang was very excited and it was an honor for him to work for his two masters.
As long as you can stay away from it, that's good.
Everything of value is safe.
"Senior, what do you think is the secret to staying young?" Jiang Hao asked.
"The secret of youth?" Hong Yuye thought for a moment and said, "Enlighten the Tao, be recognized by the Tao, and be born with the Tao?"
Jiang Hao shook his head: "You lied about your age."
The walking Hong Yuye suddenly stopped and turned to look at Jiang Hao, his eyes unblinking.
Then he stretched out a hand and gently touched Jiang Hao's eyebrows with his index finger.
Then.
boom!
Jiang Hao's whole body flew backwards like artillery fire.
After a long time, Jiang Hao came back in embarrassment.
"Senior made me laugh." Jiang Hao lowered his head and said.
"Do you know why I took action?" Hong Yuye asked.
"Juniors' jokes are not funny." Jiang Hao replied.
"No, I just suddenly remembered that I haven't done anything for a long time." Hong Yuye said casually.
Jiang Hao: "."
Hong Yuye said calmly: "Keep talking, I promise not to take action."
"My stepmother taught me to write when I was a child. I had very poor talent and could never learn a simple word. When she got impatient, she started to beat me. Later, when she got tired, she sat down to rest. Originally, I wanted to ask her if she had eaten, to ease her mind.
In my own situation, it's a pity that I didn't know how to speak when I was a child, so I blurted out: You haven't eaten yet." Jiang Hao looked at Hong Yuye and said.
Hearing this, Hong Yuye looked at Jiang Hao and said, "Are you secretly mocking me for being so gentle just now?"
Jiang Hao was stunned for a moment.
I have absolutely no such idea.
Then he felt like he was flying again.
Didn’t you promise not to take action?
After spending a lot of time, Jiang Hao arrived at the entrance of the secret realm.
After being knocked away twice, he decided not to tell jokes anymore.
Save yourself the trouble.
In this way, you don't know whether the other party will take action.
Entering the secret realm, Jiang Hao made a distinction and then asked some people.
After confirming, I found an exit to the secret realm.
"Xiao Wang doesn't know if he can pass." Jiang Hao said.
"Let's go." Hong Yuye took the lead and walked inside.
Xiao Wang followed and walked in, with Jiang Hao at the back.
Then the three of them successfully appeared on a grassland.
There were many monks watching here, as if they were waiting for the people inside to come out.
"Which sect is this from? Why don't I remember these two people?" A strong man standing with a sword frowned slightly, then looked at Jiang Hao and said, "Which sect are you from?"
Jiang Hao thought for a moment and said with a smile: "Baiyun Palace, ancient times and today."
"Baiyun Palace?" The middle-aged man frowned and asked, "Where are the people from Baiyun Palace? Are they from your sect?"
In the past, Jiang Hao might have been worried, but the strongest among these people were those who climbed to the Immortal Platform. There was not even a human or immortal in sight, so there was no need to worry too much.
Even if the people in Baiyun Palace say that they are not the other party's people, it doesn't matter.
To be continued...