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37 Sorry, give me a coquettish bitch

Touch ~ Touch ~

Zhu Bajie, um, listened to the White Bone Demon, and felt the touch of the standard beauty's skin. As for her lies, sorry, all they wanted was her appearance, and Zhu Bajie didn't care at all.

"Master, this sister said she would give us vegetarian food." Zhu Bajie continued to touch her.

"Ah?" Tang Monk sat and looked at a relatively strong monk. As soon as he stood up, he was nearly two meters tall in front of the White Bone Demon. His attractive spirit caused the White Bone Demon to be blank in an instant, and he didn't even know what he was saying.

"The Buddha's Dharma is excellent?!" Oh, it's so embarrassing!

The White Bone Demon thought he had made a big embarrassment, but he didn't expect to look up.

Tang Monk's face was moved and his eyes were clear and warm.

Oh, it's a good person!

Damn, this is OK! The White Bone Spirit is incredible, but he still handed out the highly toxic food according to the plan: "Come on, don't be polite, please use vegetarian food!"

Tang Monk picked up a steamed bun: "You are so polite to donor!"

The white bone spirit smiled and didn't say anything.

‘You’re welcome, it’s my turn to eat it after you finish eating. Tang Monk’s meat, I can finally enjoy my food!’

Eat it!

Eat it!

Eat it!

The White Bone Demon looked at the steamed buns in Tang Monk's hand with earnest

"Eat my old grandson!"

boom!

A golden and white stick fell from the sky, and a hand hit the head of the White Bone Demon. The wind burst, the skull exploded inch by inch, and the gray-white brain and blood spurted, splashing Tang Monk's upper body.

The little white dragon changed from the state of his shoes and shouted: "Girl!"

Unfortunately, it was too late. Even Tang Monk never thought that the monkey would be so violent that he would break the head of this kind female donor in one go, and he could not die again.

The method of relieving corpse!

The soul of the White Bone Spirit broke away from his body and escaped from the ground with an aunt's expression.

"Wuwukong, what did you do?!" Tang Seng looked at the corpse in front of him, feeling the fragility of life, his tone suddenly became solemn, and he felt angry.

"Don't panic, that woman is actually a fairy. Look, the food she brought is made of toads and worms, and it is mixed with highly poisonous." Sun Wukong blew a breath, and whether it was the corpse or the food, it all changed.

The plump and flesh body seemed to have a leaky balloon deflated, and the basket of food also turned into jumping frogs and nauseating worms.

When Tang Seng saw this scene, he nodded: "Oh, so that's it."

At this time, Zhu Bajie seemed to notice the opportunity, lowered his head, and his neat bangs blocked her eyes, making it difficult for her to see her eyes: "Oh? Is this really the case?"

"What do you want to say?" Sun Wukong looked over with his eyes slanted.

Zhu Bajie raised his head, his expression was terrifyingly ill and slutty: "Isn't it that my senior sister beat someone to death, afraid of being punished by her master, so she used a trick to deceive the master?"

Sun Wukong grabbed Zhu Bajie's collar and said, "Die sow, don't talk nonsense there!"

Zhu Bajie smiled coldly at Sun Wukong, making Sun Wukong's scalp suddenly become numb.

"You" Sun Wukong hadn't finished speaking, Zhu Bajie leaned back and fell to the ground neatly.

"Wooah ah ah" Zhu Bajie covered his arms and kept screaming: "My hand, my hand was interrupted by his senior sister!"

"Puff" Chu Ci and his group were eating barbecue and watching the show, spitting out the food.

This wave of fake falls must be given zero points!

Sun Wukong was furious: "You are lying! I obviously pulled your collar, how could I break my hand!"

Zhu Bajie turned over, jumped to Tang Monk quickly, handed the broken hand to Tang Monk, and cried loudly: "Master, it must be Bajie who exposed the senior sister's conspiracy, so she beat him!"

Chu Ci and others looked contemptuous, "Damn, you have to act all the time, it's so fake, not even a three-year-old child."

"Wukong, how can you kill people at will!!!"

"Puff~" Chu Ci sprayed out a bite of barbecue again. This Tang Monk really believed it!

"Didn't you say that the woman was transformed by a fairy, and I, Lao Sun, did nothing wrong at all." Sun Wukong argued with reason.

"I still dare to argue, so stubborn, I think I'm beaten up by my master." Tang Seng stretched out his hand, grabbed Sun Wukong's headband, and was about to operate it manually.

Chu Ci was holding a skewer of grilled venison in his hand and walked over while biting it: "I said this farce should be over."

When Zhu Bajie saw Chu Ci, his heart suddenly felt a sudden shock. He was so worried that he didn't notice that this person was still there!

Chu Ci smiled: "This human skin is indeed not an ordinary person, and she did not call the monkey wrongly."

Then Chu Ci was about to explain one by one from a professional perspective, but Tang Seng looked apologetic: "Oh, so that's it. I blame you wrongly, Wukong!"

Damn it! Everyone was suddenly overwhelmed. This monk is too simple and unpretentious. It’s so easy to trust others!

Boss, I want to return the goods, and give me a charming slut who doesn’t have soft ears!

"Hmph! Dead sow, what else do you have to say this time!" Sun Wukong sneered and dragged Zhu Bajie into the grove. Then all kinds of unpleasant sounds came from the grove.

"Lord, Lord, what are they doing in the woods?" Zhenhong stared at her innocent eyes and pulled the corner of Chu Ci's clothes to ask.

"Uh, this kid doesn't need to know so much!" Chu Ci paused, feeling as if he was being used!

Sure enough, twenty minutes later, Sun Wukong came out with a look of relief.

Five minutes later, Zhu Bajie came out, looking satisfied.

Chu Ci was shocked, he forgot that this sow was shaking!

Everyone got what they wanted, only the White Bone Spirit and the soul quickly escaped underground, and still felt that this bitter meat scheme should work.

As it floated from afar, I happened to see the humans around Tang Monk saying something to him. Tang Monk dug out a pit, buried the human skin left by the White Bone Demon, and recited a sutra.

"Hehe, Tang Monk's flesh, I'm here!" The White Bone Demon transformed into an old woman, bent over and blocked the road where the group passed.

This development is a bit weird!

Sha Wujing, who is familiar with the plot, is confused about the current plot development. What about the rift? There are three fights of the Bone Spirit? I had known that she had just stood up and said, but the wild Bone Spirit's magic cultivation was really unbearable.

If the White Bone Demon knew what had just happened, he would probably not have jumped out and sent him.

"Master, there is an old lady in front of you. Here are wilderness, so let Bajie help the old man!" Zhu Bajie said in a gentle voice.

Tang Monk looked moved: "Very good!"

"Old" Zhu Bajie hasn't finished speaking yet.

"Ruyi Ruyi, as I wish!"

Bang!

A jade pillar holding the sky fell from Zhu Bajie's head and hit the White Bone Spirit with a bang. The rod body more than ten meters thick directly hit the White Bone Spirit's dimension reduction and crushed it into a landscape painting of flesh and blood explosion/shooting.
Chapter completed!
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