Chapter 163 Drug Invalid Package Refund
Chen Buer looked at the patient's outfit, and the milky white jade pendant hanging on his waist was very valuable. It seemed to be a "fat sheep".
Where can patients say that they are not short of money? Are you afraid that the doctor will not be ruthless enough?
At this time, Pan Mingyue was secretly upset when she heard Chen Buer blurting out so many professional terms. This guy was so familiar with menstruation, and he was obviously not a good thing.
But she became a little more curious. After all, she was a hospital family and could face it face it head-on after being shy. She wanted to see if this Seventh Young Master could prescribe any good prescription.
Chen Buer had to ask clearly when he was a doctor. The treatment methods are still different from those of the "Psychological Oscillary Committee" and the "Physical Oscillary Committee".
"When did you find it was not possible? Have you taken any medicine?"
"I, once my room was suddenly interrupted. I jumped into the river in desperation. I guess I was caught in a cold, and then I suddenly couldn't do it. Afterwards, I also went to famous doctors in Bianliang. After taking medicine, I spent a lot of money on it, but the effect was not obvious!"
Chen Buer's gossip heart was ignited. Why did he jump into the river halfway through the house?
Even Pan Mingyue pricked her ears. She is also from Bianliang, and she is very enthusiastic about gossip news.
"Uh, you're not saying it specifically enough, so I can't tell the root cause. It's okay, we are all doctors who won't talk nonsense."
Wang Rui coughed a few times, then gritted his teeth and said:
"I'm, I'm having a room with a woman, and then her husband suddenly came back. He jumped off her body immediately, and jumped into the river after leaping through the window. The incident happened suddenly. I promised that before entering the water, I would be fine and could get a room normally. It was quite amazing."
Oh!~~~
Chen Buer and Pan Mingyue sighed in their hearts. As expected, it turned out that it was the adulterer who was doing a miserable thing.
Pan Mingyue cursed in her heart again: "It turns out that there is no good thing for men", and then glanced at Chen Buer in front of her again.
"Doctor, can this be cured?"
Chen Buer waved his hand: "Hey, you met me today because of a lucky star. It is guaranteed to be cured. It will be effective on the same day and you will be able to go to work and school normally the next day."
This is a psychological positive expression under strong stimulation. There is no problem with the tool. The problem lies in the mentality. In addition, I went to the brothel to try it later and was despised by the brothel girls.
The more urgent the more you are, the less you cannot raise it;
The more you don't lift, the more urgent it is.
This forms a vicious cycle. After a long time, it will gradually evolve into a physiological yang committee, and treatment will be troublesome at that time.
When Chen Buer said that it could be cured, a glimmer flashed in Wang Rui's eyes. The huge surprise had not yet dissipated, and followed by huge suspicion.
"Doctor, can it really be cured? Every time I go to other clinics, every doctor says that it is okay and it will be better if you take some medicine. It costs me a lot of money, but the efficacy is not at all. You are bragging too, right?"
"Fuck, can I brag? I..."
Pan Mingyue kicked his chair behind him and whispered: "Be gentle, don't swear."
"Uh, that's right, monks don't lie, don't worry, whoever uses it will know."
When Wang Rui heard this, he was so refreshed. He suddenly felt hope in his heart: "Really? What if there is no cure effect?"
"Not effective? No treatment, our Jingshitang will refund you a full refund. If you have no treatment, you will pay ten yuan. How about it?"
"Okay, then I believe you once, doctor, please prescribe medicine."
After all, Wang Rui is also a young man with a temper and is refreshing. If it is effective, he can still pay ten if he is useless. If it is useless, he will be able to make a fake one and pay ten. People these days say one spitting and one nail, and then they will not be afraid that Jingshitang will not admit it.
Gu Feng
(Chen Jinbai reminds: This department is outsourcing and contracted in nature, and any after-sales service has nothing to do with Jingshitang Medical Center.)
Chen Buer stood up in a flash: "Wait, I'll give you medicine in person."
“Have work and work.”
Pan Mingyue also hurriedly followed her, grabbed Chen Buer's sleeve and asked strangely:
"Brother Qi, why don't you even ask about the symptoms and the condition carefully, and you can prescribe medicine? Is this too hasty if you don't argue about any situations such as fire in the Mingmen, kidney yin deficiency, liver meridian stagnation, blood stasis blocking the collaterals, damp heat betting, etc.?"
Chen Buer listened, oh, the little girl knows so much, just say it casually?
"Mingyue, you probably forgot that I learned Western medicine. Your Chinese medicine is not suitable for this set. Besides, Chinese medicine needs to work, why can't this patient be cured?"
"Traditional Chinese medicine is useless? Will your Western medicine definitely work?"
"That's of course, when did you see me brag?"
Pan Mingyue looked contemptuous and thought to herself that you seem to be bragging every moment, right?
Chen Buer walked into the dispensing room, Pan Mingyue followed, she wanted to see how Western medicine treated it?
I saw Chen Buer took a ball of semi-finished stomach pills like "plasticine" and pinched them into a dumpling skin. Then he took out a small blue pill from his backpack, wrapped it in, and then rolled it into pieces like a dumpling.
The fat man immediately handed over a small box with exquisite packaging.
Pan Mingyue opened her mouth wide: "This, that's the end? What is the little blue pill just now?"
"Yes, it's over. That little blue pill is our Western medicine. As for the function, well, when I get old, you will know if it's useful."
After saying that, Chen Buer looked up and down at Pan Mingyue's figure and sighed, "Match Girl, I don't have sex."
Pan Mingyue was puzzled, I knew what you were old? I knew a ghost, you looked at me and sighed, and what the hell is it?
At this moment, Pan Mingyue had the urge to beat Chen Buertou.
The two returned to the clinic with the "Shen" font size, and Wang Rui was a little surprised: "Is it better to have such a quick medicine?"
Chen Buer put the small box on the table and said:
"This is a patent medicine. You take it two quarters of an hour before you have sex. Well, whether it has any effect? You will know if it goes back and try it with your wife. In addition, the effect of the medicine can only be guaranteed to be effective on the same day."
When Wang Rui heard that it was really effective, he was so excited that his hands that had taken the small box were a little shaking, "Okay, okay, it's really effective, I must have a lot of rewards."
Chen Buer was amused as soon as he heard this: "Don't write a blank check, come on, register fee, medical treatment fee, inspection fee, and medical fee settlement."
"Okay, refreshing, how much?"
"I'm not sure how much the medical fee is to be paid at the door, but I don't know how much it costs, but I'm paying here for the medicine, ten taels of silver."
Even if Wang Rui had money, he was shocked, "It's so expensive? You can have a good banquet at the restaurant at his home."
Chen Buer looked contemptuous:
"You don't understand the principle of getting what you pay for? It's both cheap and effective. How can I have such a good thing in the world? My pill is made of strange flowers, strange trees, and treasures in the world. What do you think? It's expensive, that's a reason!"
Chapter completed!