Chapter 87 What does it feel like to be an immortal?
A deserted village.
The whistling wind suddenly blew, and then the heavy rain came in a burst of light.
In a farm house, the virtuous wife had just prepared the meal and stared at the door with desire.
Squeak.
The door was opened.
The farmer wearing a straw raincoat and a happy face walked in with a hoe.
"Back? That thing...?"
The wife asked.
The husband nodded happily and said, "Well, it's done. After tonight, our family will definitely import more children."
The wife blushed and said, "Go to yours, how could she have a baby overnight?"
The farmer rubbed his hands embarrassedly and smiled awkwardly: "Hehe, I mean, after the end, the child will take root and sprout in your belly, and then it will continue the bloodline for the Zhen family!"
"It's almost the same." The wife then felt relieved, opened the door and took off the straw raincoat on her husband, and handed over another towel: "Wipe and eat quickly, finish the meal..."
"Hehehe."
The husband wiped his body and smiled thornyly: "How about you after dinner?"
"What can it be done? Isn't that just a little bit?"
The wife answered casually and asked curiously: "But, have you really seen the immortal blink? Or...?"
"What are you talking about?"
The husband was also out of mood to tease and said seriously: "The immortal blinks, the mortals are prolonging the incense. This is something that even a six-year-old child in Zhenjia Village knows. How can I not know?"
After the husband finished speaking, he continued to say indignation: "What's more, I am the one who persists until the end. If I can't see the gods blink, I will go back today, and I'm more sincere than them."
The wife quickly comforted her, but also expressed her doubts: "Yes, yes, yes, I know you have worked hard, but that god can really blink, that's a bit..."
Before she could finish her words, her husband said proudly: "I am so sincere. They have only been waiting for a few days, and the longest one is only more than ten days. How long have I been waiting?"
"A full half a year."
The wife stretched out her finger to calculate and said in surprise: "Thus, you can see the gods blinking, is this still the right thing to do?"
"That's not? By the way, you..."
"It's OK!"
"Then..."
"Huhuhu, eat first, eat first..."
"No matter what food you eat, your bloodline cannot be continued. After you die, you will not have the face to meet your ancestors, so first..."
"Good brother, come back after dinner."
"Oh, my good sister, it's not that my brother won't give you a chance, it's really that you are too...hehehe."
...
"I, Lin Dong, the Taoist of Tongtian, alone killed through the legend of Xixia, the great national guardian enthroned by the Song Dynasty. In this village, he became an infertile treatment. Have those hospitals paid me for advertising? Bah!"
"It should be, how can this be done? Fortunately, I think you have been waiting for so long and want to be rich and prosperous. Why are you so unambitious?"
Outside the window, Lin Dong, who didn't want to disturb the couple in the room, turned around and left.
He is the protagonist of the nursery rhyme "The immortal blinks the eye, the mortals prolong the incense" in Zhenjia Village.
However, this was something he himself had just known... from the couple.
Before, there were many farmers and villagers who would stay in the temple for a few days, many of them were still women.
After those people come, they start talking to each other. When they have deep feelings, they will start to fall in love with each other and finally sleep together.
Therefore, he never thought that his name as a "send to the god" was entirely caused by those wild mandarin ducks.
He thought that those people just wanted to find a place to sleep.
Another group of people who don’t sleep are sincere and want to get some benefits.
For the first time, Lin Dong, who was a god, subconsciously thought of a question in his mind.
What is the experience of being a god?
He didn't know how to answer this question, so he really wanted to experience it. At the same time, he wanted to help a few of them with all his thoughts.
The premise is that they must be sincere.
So Lin Dong observed it secretly, and at the beginning he found several suitable objects.
But unfortunately, he was in the most critical period of foundation building at that time, and he couldn't even move his fingers.
There was no way to help directly, so Lin Dong took the opportunity to observe some of the more truly determined people while practicing every day.
When he recovers, he will give him certain benefits, just treat it as experiencing the joy of being a god in advance.
However.
What Lin Dong never expected was that when his eyes could move and his whole body was about to recover, the most sincere believer turned around and ran away.
I already had the idea of experiencing Lin Dong, who was a god, had no choice but to find the farmer's home according to his breath after he recovered.
Then, he was about to knock on the door, and after hearing what the couple said, a murderous intent developed in his heart, and he directly dispelled the idea of becoming a god.
Because, he figured it out.
Those who are ill-fated actually use his name to do something extremely dirty... Otherwise, why would those women who have not become pregnant for a long time suddenly become pregnant?
Didn’t you just sleep in the temple?
This made Lin Dong, who was determined to experience a god, feel very upset, and he naturally felt murderous intent in his heart.
After walking dozens of steps, Lin Dong, who was about to let those guys who were impersonating the name of gods experience the terrifying hand, suddenly stopped.
After thinking for a while, he shook his head and said to himself: "Forget it, there are probably similar phenomena in other temples, not just me. What's more, they are just a group of ordinary people. If you really want to kill the door with your sword, I'm stingy."
Thinking of this, he turned around and walked towards the family.
The couple was still waiting to have a baby. Although he could not participate in helping in person, he could give him a few pills to help the couple with some conditioning.
It can be regarded as the farmers' wishes, and it also has the idea of becoming a god.
After all, he also received so much incense.
Standing at the door, listening for a while.
"Dongdongdongdongdong."
After discovering that the couple had already started eating in two minutes, they knocked on the door while their lips were rising wildly.
"Who?"
"You go and have a look. I'm very tired now."
"I didn't see you using any strength."
"Um?!"
"Yes, yes, you're very tired, but I'm also very tired."
"Okay, go for your husband."
The couple is very loving and happy. The most important thing is that they are particularly loving...
For example, the other people asked their wives to sleep in the temple, but only this family sent men over... The other men went there, just to meet their lovers in private, and it was not considered as merciful. If Lin Dong didn't kill them, it was already considered compassionate.
Is it easy for him to experience the feeling of being a god?
The artistic conception that he had finally created was actually destroyed by those people. Just thinking about it made him want to kill someone.
"Tao Master is this..."
The farmer looked up and down at Lin Dong a few times and felt that the Taoist priest looked very familiar, but he couldn't remember it.
When he was in the temple, Lin Dong was covered in dust, and for the sake of safety, he deliberately made some mud on his body.
However, compared with other clay statues, Lin Dong seemed very vivid, so he was treated as a real god. The simple (black-hearted) people did not expose them and worshiped them secretly.
Those who didn't see it regarded it as a luxury hotel where you met your lover.
The farmer knew Lin Dong's life, but he couldn't recognize Lin Dong without a mud body.
"I was guided by the gods and sent two pills to the fullest wish of you and your wife."
Chapter completed!