Jiraiya, who had a crush on Tsunade for 21 years, finally failed to make any progress in the process.

As soon as he returned to Konoha Province, he searched for a culprit on the streets.

"Uncle Jiraiya, is it appropriate to talk about this now?"

Shen, who opened the door in the middle of the night, still had wet hair.

"I'm going to sleep after blowing my hair."

Wurongly closed the door, Jirai seemed to understand what was going on in this house just now.

"Damn it!"

He cursed and picked up his mobile phone with some water in the screen and dialed the number of his disciple living nearby.

"Hey, Watergate..."

"This...well, I won't bother you anymore."

The disciple and his girlfriend were exploring in the suburbs. How could the teachers disturb them?

However, the real situation is that the straightforward Minato, who is indeed exploring on the mountain with Kushina.

That mountain is said to be an upgraded version of the "Adult" amusement park, with many new projects to be discovered.

Jiraiya smiled bitterly and then slid his address book.

If Orochimaru is going to do some research, I guess.

If you look for Shuomao, you will have to waste a lot of time going through security checks.

Teacher Sarutobi Hiruzen, you will definitely mock him first when you meet him.

"By the way, look for rope trees!"

No matter what, he is the other party’s “enlightenment teacher” after all.

"No, huh..."

"Huh... are doing exercise with Xun..."

"I'm not free, so I'll hang up first."

"Click..."

Jiraiya fell straight down in front of the phone with the broken screen.

Exercise? What serious exercise can you have in the middle of the night?

It’s okay if Minato is handsome, but even the rope tree is one step ahead of him.

"Teaching the disciple, Master starved to death..."

Jiraiya sighed to the sky, picked up his phone and wandered around the street like a dead body.

...

A physical training hall in Qianshou Street.

The rope tree sitting on the high-pull back trainer is continuing to pull down with a high position.

"Who?" Xun, who was sitting on the rowing machine, pushed her hands forward with force and raised her high buttocks.

"Uncle Jiraiya..." He turned his head and focused his eyes on a certain part.

"Ahem, he said he just came back." Shengshu immediately withdrew his gaze.

"Oh." Xun pulled his hand: "These equipment are very useful, why didn't you see it before?"

He glanced at it and quickly withdrew his gaze: "When Senju Street was just built, I always felt that something was missing, so I went to find this guy Uchiha Shin."

"Okay, he's really omnipotent." She pushed and pulled slightly faster: "But Uncle Jiraiya is really pitiful."

Qiangshu held the handle hard and raised his speed: "When I was still young, he was thinking of ways to lead me."

“What about?”

"What are you going to the bathhouse together? Share with me any adult books or something."

"Have you gone? Have you seen it?" Xun's speed accelerated again.

The rope tree with a slightly hot face was rising and falling faster: "Of course not!"

"Oh~" In Xun's eyes, his speed was so fast that it was connected into a afterimage.

She looked at the other person who was in a stubborn mind and was full of muscles, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but raise slightly.

...

The largest casino in Konoha Province is located at the junction of Senju Street and Uchiha Street.

Its old customer Tsunade ended the "big bet" of the day and one night.

"Oh, it would be great if the bet could be bigger..."

As she walked and complained, she always felt that the silver-haired man coming towards her felt familiar.

"Bang!"

The man who fell to the ground stood up with his hands struggling to hold on.

"This idiot..." Tsunade stared at it for a few times, walked forward quickly.

"Xiao Gang? It seems that I have hallucinations..."

"Idiot!" She took Jiraiya's hand and carried him up: "The body temperature is so high, it seems that it's burning my brain."

"I'm fine, don't worry about me..."

Smelling the salty smell on his body, Tsunade probably knew where the punch he had hit yesterday.

If you soak in the sea in December, and then return to the Ninja Country where you basically maintain a constant temperature, if you still have injuries on your body, even with the strong physique of a ninja, you will have a cold and a fever.

"Idiot, will you die if you call someone to save me?"

"Always think about maintaining the image of a man, and destroying it in various ways every time..."

"What I hate the most is you!"

Tsunade, who complained all the way, dared to say what he said while Jiraiya was unconscious.

When she got home, she threw the person on the sofa in the living room full of miscellaneous items.

There is nothing strange about my younger brother Qiangshu not at home.

Such a big person will never be lost.

After completing the treatment for Jiraiya, she opened her mouth and stuffed the medicine, she sniffed the smell on her body.

"Jiraiya, you remember it for me..."

She pointed her fingers hard at the other person's head: "When you wake up, you must clean the house!"

Patients must be responsible for the salty smell of sea water.

Tsunade, who entered the bathroom with a bath towel, thought he was the best representative of beautiful people and kind hearts.

Half an hour later.

The rope tree that didn't dare to take a bath in the physical training hall was when I opened the door and saw Jiraiya, who was wrinkled in his clothes and smelled salty and fishy.

"Boy, are you back?"

He twisted his neck stiffly, staring at his own sister Tsunade, who was surrounded by a bath towel.

"Sister, did I come back early?"

After two "clang" sounds, two large bundles of rope trees grew on their heads, so they did not continue to think randomly.

"So sister, did you pick up Uncle Jiraiya from the sea?"

"no."

Tsunade took another bath towel and wiped his wet hair: "I saw this idiot on the street and couldn't bear to see him die there, so I kindly brought it back."

"Oh~" The rope tree squinted his eyes and swept away his depressed mood just now.

Tsunade, who was a little annoyed by seeing, raised her foot and kicked him into the bathroom: "Go and wash quickly, it's smelly everywhere!"

"It's obviously your sister, you're the first..." The rope tree, who covered her butt, quickly closed the door.

With the blessing of that strange force, the bath towel that wiped his hair was hit. The fate was probably not much worse than Jiraiya who was lying on the sofa.

"Hey, are you asleep?"

"Sleep, I'm in trouble!"

"Just as soon as I got home, I found Uncle Jiraiya lying on the sofa unconscious, and her whole body was wrinkled..."

"By the way, he still has a salty and fishy smell. My sister said she picked it up from the street."

"How do you know that she just finished taking a shower? What a half-immortal? You're lying to the ghost..."

"Ah? Don't say these things I don't understand, you guys!"

All kinds of messy nouns made Rongshu get goosebumps all over his body.

If his own sister Tsunade really had such courage, and by always maintaining her sixteen-year-old appearance, there would be no man until now!
Chapter completed!