Looking at He Liang's speechless look, everyone laughed and said, "Tell me, what a foolish and weird thing?"

"Really, there are many stupid things every year, and this year there are a lot."

He Liang rolled his big eyes and said with his fingers: "Just when I first arrived at the police station this month, I was on night shift on the first day. Someone called the police and said that someone in the garbage dump was beaten to death!"

"Then?" Xiao Ran chuckled and acted as a supporting actor. Since He Liang was talking about something strange and stupid, there must be no murder.

"Then we hurried over and saw that when we went to the place, there was a man who was dirty and motionless in the garbage dump. His white clothes were gray and he had two big words written on his back with a brush: Beat to death."

Everyone was impressed by the hearing, He Liang continued to say, "We thought to ourselves, did this person be beaten to death and threw him here on the way? Then I pulled the cordon and was about to report it, but when I went over and poked the baton. Damn it was a living person, and he got up in a drunken state, and asked us why we were stabbing him!"

"Then I asked him why he was lying in the garbage dump, guess what he said!"

“How to say it?”

"He said he likes to sleep in the garbage dump, and said that the smell in the garbage dump is good. He said that he is mentally weak and cannot sleep at home. As long as he smells the smell of the garbage dump, he will sleep very quickly and smell very fragrant!"

"Hey"

Everyone disliked each other, and He Liang choked speechlessly: "I told him, since you like to smell the trash, why don't you sleep in the trash can at home? He actually said that the bed at home is not as comfortable as it is to sleep without the garbage pile, and he also said that there are many mosquitoes in the garbage pile, so he likes to hear the sound of mosquitoes buzzing around his ears!"

"I just feel that he has a tendency to be abused. The mosquitoes over there are super fierce. I stood beside me for a while and then I got bitten several times. If he had been sleeping there for a night, he would have been bitten to death by the mosquitoes."

He Liang shook his head and said, "It's the first time this person has done this. The next day, I told the old comrade in the institute that everyone knew him and said he had a mental disorder, but we didn't know. After that, we received his police report and asked the reporter to poke the reporter with a stick..."

Everyone was so angry that they were so angry that they were laughing. After a long time, Zhang Lei suddenly patted He Liang on the shoulder very seriously, "Actually, this person has a purpose, but you didn't notice it!"

"What's the purpose?" Xiao Ran glanced at Zhang Lei. From Zhang Lei's micro-expression, Xiao Ran had already seen that this guy was not holding it in his arms.

"He is practicing. It seems that I can't hide my affairs!"

Looking at the curiosity in everyone's eyes, Zhang Lei hugged his arms and said solemnly: "This matter will start from last summer."

"That day, a mosquito sucked my blood and I slapped it, but unfortunately, its mouthpart remained in my blood. I immediately went to the Municipal People's Hospital to get an expert number. The chief physician told me with a heavy expression that he could not be taken out, and he could only rely on my own immunity to fight it."

Zhang Lei looked up at the sky forty-five degrees, "I left the hospital with a tragic mood. After I went back, I thought about it and decided to use poison to fight the poison and let more mosquitoes bite me. So a week later, I became a mosquito man! This person must have wanted to copy my success!"

There was a dead silence in the air, and Xiao Ran said with a silence, "How do I remember that your mouth was getting longer and longer at that time, and finally became a troll. A training class was opened. Where did you listen to the class?"

"puff……"

Everyone could no longer hold back their laughter. Pi Zizhong hugged Xiao Ran's shoulder and shouted: "Well, if you can speak, say more!"

Everyone laughed for a while, and He Liang said again: "One time, the anti-drug team was wearing plain clothes in the police station to catch a small mao selling drugs. This mao is also stupid. In addition to selling meat, they like to wear our training uniform that we got from where we were and wander around the streets."

"Then the drug control team targeted him that day. He was wearing training uniforms and eating rice noodles at a roadside stall. The comrades of the drug control team rushed over and held him down, threw it into the car and pulled it away."

He Liang covered his forehead: "That guy, the boss lady at the roadside stall, was frightened and called us: No! Your policeman was captured by the underworld! Then, we followed the surveillance camera and touched the drug control team."

"Hahahaha..." Looking at He Liang's innocent expression, everyone squatted on the ground and waved their hands and hammered them.

Xiao Ran sat on the treadmill, turned on the water and fed two mouthfuls, and said to He Liang: "The anti-drug team is a well-known 'old hooligan' in our bureau. Those people usually don't wear uniforms, don't pay attention to their appearance, have a fat face, have a bad temper, and are very fierce when dealing with people. People who don't know, they really look like gangsters."

"Yes, it's, it's." Pi Zizhong and others nodded one after another.

"No wonder, it was really fierce when I found them."

He Liang suddenly realized and slapped his thigh and said, "The most interesting thing is that it was raining heavily this morning. We drove out to patrol. During lunch, we found a small restaurant at the corner of the road and parked the car at the entrance of the hotel. Before we entered the door, we heard a 'bang' behind us...'

"What's going on?"

"When we started, we turned our heads and looked at nothing. But when we walked over, we found that the bumper on the butt of the car was bumped into a concave. There was an electric car next to it, and the wheels were still spinning, but we didn't see anyone riding the bike."

He Liang said: "I was still wondering if the guy was drunk and was racing an electric car. In addition, it was raining and sliding, so the turn was too fast and he hit our police car on the butt?"

"But there is no one next to the electric car?"

"Yes, we are wondering how no one rushed over this electric car? Then I looked up and saw that a guy who was in deep contemplation was a little over a dozen steps away from the opposite side. He looked calm and had a great temperament. I will learn from him at that time, that's it."

He Liang stood up, pursed his lips, frowned, and looked solemn, with his hands wrapped around his chest, one palm half covered his lips, and pinched the muscles on his cheeks.

Then I stepped forward and asked him, "What are you doing?"

"The guy shook his head and said: People are so arrogant nowadays. The official has repeatedly said that he would not allow electric cars to drive, but he just didn't listen. Now he dares to hit a police car!"

He Liang imitated the man's righteous tone, "Then the man pointed to the side seriously: Comrade Police, I saw that man running to the opposite side. You should chase him quickly, otherwise you won't be able to catch up!"

“…”

"It was raining all the time. The man was wearing shorts and his body was shaking."

He Liang tilted his head, laughed hard, and continued, "Then I stared at his knee silently. He knocked a big hole on his knee, and there was still mud and water on the road next to him, and blood was dripping. At the same time, he and I were indignantly criticizing the world's winds... "

After a burst of hilariousness, Xiao Ran summarized it: "This man's performance was perfect, and the only mistake was wearing a pair of shorts!"

Li Fangfang and others nodded constantly. Suddenly, Zhang Lei raised his head seriously again: "Actually, you don't have to worry about this matter, you should look for Newton's brother!"

"My brother of Newton?"

"It's Niu Bi!"

8)
Chapter completed!