Chapter 013 Hello SAO
If there is a moment that makes you feel like you have done the last regret in your life, it is...
Why should I drink water at this time?
"puff!"
Dongdang.
"Cough cough cough cough cough cough..."
A judge in the judges' seat of the gorgeous competition opened the Farmer Bingquan, endorsed by Chenglong on the table with a smile. He just took a sip and was not cold yet, but the water spit was flying in front of his eyes...
noise.
A sharp sound, harsh sound wave that made the elves and people's hearts flowed from the stage one after another toward the judges' seats, the audience stations under the tents, and... the magnificent competition contestants' preparation room and the elves' preparation area...
"When I see a ghost, how could there be such an immoral guy who lets the elves use noise in the gorgeous competition?!" The judge No. 4, who was sitting at the edge of the side, felt that he was not feeling well. He stared at the bastard who had gritted his teeth and covered his ears at the beginning.
This is a gorgeous competition, a gorgeous competition!
Even if it is a small and gorgeous competition held in a shopping mall, it is more gorgeous than the elves’ moves, not disgusting!
"I, Wang Zhanyu, have been so bad that my bloody mother has been in trouble for eight lifetimes... Why did you meet a noise-prone carp king? I...slot!"
On the table of the No. 4 judges' table, a famous brand with the three words "Wang Zhanyu" was trembling on the table with the other three famous brands.
Covering your ears...
The audience immediately exploded. The person on the stage asked the carp king to splash with water, and gave the lowest score in the audience. Why, why did this carp king have other moves besides splashing water, and it was still so... disgusting noise!
"I suddenly wanted to go on stage and beat that person..."
"Me too……"
Yang Xiaoyu, who was in the audience, suddenly wanted to get his head underground. Oh my God, she thought that her brother taught the carp king to sing, the singing moves that can make people fall asleep with wonderful music, just...
Yang Xiaoyu secretly glanced at the side of her faces with ugly faces, and her hands covering her ears were about to burst into veins, and she was crazy about the "innocent audience".
This is the harsh sound waves that make people feel uncomfortable and want to call the alarm...
Group D players' preparation room, Li Xiao's smile on his face suddenly stopped. Seeing Zhu Tian, who was the first to cover his ears beside him, when he heard the harsh noise from the carp king behind him, he understood everything...
"groove!"
"Is it flying inside?"
"Get out, stop the noise!"
The contestants covered their ears and sniffed fragrance. Looking at Yang Yu on the stage outside, they wanted to kick him from behind.
"Carp King, can it still be noise?" Li Xiaolu felt her head blank. Her nine years of compulsory education in Elf Elf Elementary School and Elf Junior High School... Is it in vain?
Zhu Tian was very glad. He never expected that the "brother" he had just met was so awesome and carp king could make noise. Fortunately, the brother asked him to prepare to cover his ears in advance. He also asked the competition to end. Little Lada, who came back from the Elf Preparation Zone, also covered his ears...
Otherwise, it would be as irritable as these irritable people in the room...
Wait, the elf preparation zone?
Zhu Tian suddenly thought of something and suddenly turned his gaze to the elf preparation area not far away from him, not far away from him, separated by a glass door...
The elf inside...
"Gudong..."
Zhu Tian swallowed hard.
"Brother, you're so sexy..."
...
"King of Salted Fish, stop singing!" Yang Yu could see in his eyes that a group of black uniformed security guards rushed out in Shanda Department Store, feeling a little nervous, "Don't, I just participated in a gorgeous competition, don't be so gorgeous..."
The King of Salted Fish felt that he was yelling so well. He had never felt so good before. He wanted to yell for a while, but when he heard the owner's order, he waved his tail unhappily.
"Kalu."
"What happened? We received a report from someone who deliberately made noise here. What about the noise source?" A burly security guard in the head looked serious, as if he wanted to catch the culprit.
When they first came out, they did hear the noise source, but when they got here, the noise stopped.
this……
The host looked at the fish tank prepared for the carp king on the stage...
"Security, security guard, it's it! It's it's it! It's the carp king!" When someone in the audience saw the security guard coming, he felt a breath of anger in his chest, "It was the trainer who instructed the carp king to use noise!"
"Do you think I'm a fool? How could the carp king use noise? This kind of elves only have the trick of water splashing!" The security guard in the lead hummed. Although he also wanted to catch the culprit, he could not wrongly accuse a good person, right?
"But his carp king will make noise!" The audience pointed at the carp king in the fish tank, wishing to braise the carp king.
The salted fish king in the fish tank opened his eyes wide in confusion, feeling that he was cute. What are you talking about? It’s not me who makes the noise. My move is clearly singing... What you are looking for is a noise-conscious elf. What has to do with me, the salted fish king who only knows how to sing?
Yang Yu took a little step forward, blocking the security guard's view.
Wang Zhanyu, the No. 4 judge who was closest to the security guard, stood up and said something to the security guard as a judge of the gorgeous competition.
"Okay, since it's the impact of the moves in the gorgeous competition, it's understandable." The security guard nodded, but he was still a little confused. Does the Carp King really make noise?
"Everyone is calm. In the gorgeous competition, you can indeed use sound skills such as sound, noise and metal sound. We did not expect that the Carp King would have such moves. However, the guidelines of the National gorgeous competition clearly stipulate that the use of skills such as noise and metal sound, and the score... can only be given 3 points." Wang Zhenyu gave his own scoring card.
Even if you use impact, the score may be given 4 points. 3 points is the lowest score, which is basically equivalent to a comfort score, at least not zero points!
The security guard in the lead turned around and left with the remaining security guards. The gorgeous competition here included Miss Geely Egg and several judges. The ordinary elves participating in the competition naturally would not cause any trouble, but they were still very strange. Are the carp kings now already making such a weird move?
"The noise-free carp king..." Wang Zhanyu recorded it on his mobile phone. Although this skill is really unethical, at least in the gorgeous competition, it at least demonstrated the extraordinary learning ability of this carp king.
"A total of 12 points were won...I invite the next player!"
This score is simply satisfying, and the host's voice can be heard his happiness, but...
"Where is the next contestant? Why didn't your elf come?" The host saw the fourth contestant come up, but the elf didn't come up...
The fourth player's elf, the positive electric pat, is also the electric elves who can get high scores in the gorgeous competition in Group D. At this time...
Chapter completed!