Chapter 7 Bullied Again
"Puff..."
Wei Chi's words made the ministers present laugh again. Even His Majesty Li Er didn't hold back. He smiled and seemed to have a headache: "Wei Chi, after studying for more than a month, you can't even understand the imperial edict. Is it okay if Xu Jingzong didn't teach me?"
Wei Chi looked serious: "Return to Your Majesty, Master Xu's knowledge is compared to me, which is in heaven and underground. I didn't say anything! I was just stupid. After studying for more than a month, I only learned one-third of the book "Book of Rites". It was unbearable to create, and it was unbearable to create."
"Where is your wife?"
"My wife didn't learn it. She said that the male leads the outside, the female leads the inside, and the knowledge is within the scope of my duty. The minister should learn it. Just focus on the inside."
Wei Chi was helpless and had no face, but he couldn't do it. This is a fact. Instead of pretending to be fat, it is better to face it honestly.
His Majesty Li Er glared at Wei Chi and angrily said, "You couple are interesting."
"Your Majesty has won the award, hehe."
"But the prize, at least, I have seen in you that the education of the subjects has a long way to go."
"Ha ha……"
His Majesty Li Er's sarcasm made a burst of laughter burst out from the ministers. Wei Chi had a bitter face and couldn't laugh out loud. He quickly found a way to make up for it: "Your Majesty, I also know that my knowledge is not good, but the so-called attitude determines everything. I have been away from the school for a long time and have been plagued by everything. I can't even calm down and study. I can't even do basic concentration. This knowledge... I don't need to think about it in the book. Lord Xu, please call Your Majesty back."
His Majesty Li Er snorted and said, "If you don't learn anything in the book, what do you want to learn?"
Wei Chi smiled gently and said, "Your Majesty, I once heard from a gentleman named Cao Xueqin that worldly affairs are knowledge, and human feelings are knowledgeable. Now, as the head of the family, I need to learn this worldly affairs, human feelings, and as for book knowledge, I will make up for it when the next generation comes out."
"The world is clear and knowledgeable, and the human nature is clear and well-educated, and this is incisive. Cao Xueqin is also a talented man."
His Majesty Li Er touched his beard and said, as if he was quite emotional. Wei Chi smiled and didn't say anything. "Dream of Red Mansions" does not mean to praise this couplet. Brother Bao doesn't like it, so it's probably the same for Cao Xueqin. But Wei Chi likes it very much.
"Even so, you must not be ignorant. Xu Jingzong still keeps it. Whenever you can understand my imperial edict, he will come back."
Wei Chi's eyes lit up and he hurriedly said, "Your Majesty, that's simple, I have a way now."
"Oh, what did Lord Wei think of?"
The question was about Li Feng, the British Duke Li, Meow, why is his smile so hateful! In his heart, he fantasized about the ten most important tortures of the Qing Dynasty on Li Feng, Wei Chi said: "I think, I will not go to court to Ying Mao, nor do I participate in the government affairs, and three do not fight in the army. We are just a little doctor. We don't have to worry about letting down Your Majesty, nor do I have to be afraid of misleading your sons. As long as you can understand Your Majesty's will, I will teach you how to read on weekdays. Your Majesty has an imperial edict or something, so I will ask him to explain it to me, so I will no longer delay Master Xu. Your Majesty, the state is busy, and talented people should still use the necessary places. Good steel is used on the blade. Your Majesty."
His Majesty Li Er narrowed his eyes, looked at Wei Chi for a few times, and said with a smile: "Wei Chi Wei Ziyue, I can see that you are just a lazy guy, a slippery guy."
"Your Majesty is wise and has a sharp vision, and I admire him."
Wei Chi expressed praise without changing his expression, which made the people present laugh again. His Majesty Li Er shook his head with a smile and sighed: "Forget it, I'm just summoned Xu Jingzong, and you don't have to make many excuses. I don't force you."
"Your Majesty, the great and wise Emperor, your kindness is comparable to the brilliance of the sun, and I am grateful to you."
Wei Chi is now smiling, great! No one will hit him again in the future, saying that his words can only be compared with the ten-year-old kid.
"Okay, okay, you don't need to flatter me! I was interrupted by you and almost forgot to talk about the serious business."
His Majesty Li Er waved his hand and said, "You haven't heard my imperial edict clearly. Xuanling, tell me about this unlearned Divine Doctor Wei."
"Yes, your Majesty."
Fang Xuanling received the order and said with a smile: "Master Wei, Your Majesty's will is..."
After Fang Xuanling's explanation, Wei Chi understood the meaning of the imperial edict. The reason for transferring him from the Wenshang Officer to the Wushang Officer, from the sixth rank to the fifth rank was to have made contributions to the suggestions. Although the imperial edict was not clearly stated, it was just as Wei Chi speculated that it was because of the navy and army arguments he had mentioned at the family banquet. After the four old Dukes Li Ming, Qin Shubao, Yuchi Gong, and Cheng Zhijie returned from his house, the four of them jointly wrote a letter, adjusted his arguments and presented them to His Majesty Li Er.
After seeing this, His Majesty Li Er asked Ming that it was Wei Chi who said it, so he detained Xie Jiu in the palace and called him to the military camp to rank. Wei Chi thought that if it weren't for this reason, he probably would have played His Majesty Li Er's trick of playing hard to get would really make Wei Chi unable to resist coming to the door to take the initiative to explain it. It's too sinister. However, no matter how despised you, it would be better to clarify some questions first.
"Your Majesty, I have no martial arts skills, two don't know how to lead troops, three don't know how to marching and fighting. Apart from playing a scalpel, all kinds of martial arts are rare. Getting on horseback may miss the opportunity for military aid. You can act as a deserter. Another family's single lineage is like this. Dangdang Wenshang official is still the same. Is the martial arts official too high?"
Wei Chi said that he was not changing his expression and was righteous. It was the case that the Tang Dynasty established a country with martial arts, and most of them were elite soldiers and generals who advocated martial arts and had high martial arts skills. He was so likely to be a doctor like him, and he was suspected of trying to murder him.
"You know yourself."
His Majesty Li Er laughed in anger. Wei Chi laughed and said, "Your Majesty, I have only one advantage. If you don't promote it, you will have no shame to go out and meet people."
"I don't care whether you are suitable or not? I don't care. The British Duke has recommended you. I believe in the British Duke's vision. As for whether you can't bear it for a long time, it's the British Duke's business. You can make achievements. The British Duke's recommendation is a meritorious person. If you can't bear it, it's a matter for you. The British Duke's recommendation is a deception. I will cure you both of you!"
"Please rest assured that Ziyue is still young, and I will teach him with all my heart and strength. If it doesn't take two years, there will always be one day of teaching." British Duke Li Feng answered the conversation, looking at Wei Chi's eyes, which was so malicious and murderous intent.
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Wei Chi was stunned. This... is OK?! I am still Emperor Taizong of Tang, and Emperor Taizong of the ages. How can I... be so arrogant and bully people like this? I despise him. His Majesty Taizong of the Tang Dynasty and his ministers bully the time travelers!
As the saying goes, those who know the times are heroes, and the situation is stronger than those of others. Wei Chi sniffs and keeps silent. At worst, after the seeds of cabbage are cultivated, he asked to be transferred to Sinong Temple to be a farmer. The reason is quite high-sounding. We want to contribute our own light and heat to the vegetable basket project of the people of the Tang Dynasty. The Tang army? Sorry, we are a layman, don’t understand military affairs, so we ask for a skilled person! No, it’s okay to have a salary, but we can’t compare with other people. The means of working but not working hard, can the time travelers be able to compete with a group of ancient people?
After drinking for three rounds, the topic turned to Wei Chi's overseas origin. His Majesty Li Er and his ministers asked Wei Chi to talk about the overseas countries, which is what he mentioned in China. How should we say this? Wei Chi frowned and thought hard.
When you tell the first lie, you must have the awareness of using a hundred lies to complete it. Especially the first lie is a huge lie, so more lies are needed to make it perfect. How to tell His Majesty Li Er about China and the ministers? You can't make them feel that they are alluding to the Tang Dynasty and have a headache! Gripping their teeth, Wei Chi decided to tell another huge lie.
Chapter completed!