Chapter 32 Laodi (Part 2, minor repairs)
After thinking about it, Wei Chi looked at His Majesty Li Er with an innocent face and said seriously: "Your Majesty, I am a doctor, unlike a scholar who studies literature, and his eloquence is silly, and his mouth and tongue are relatively stupid."
A hint of surprise flashed through His Majesty Li Er's eyes. If it weren't for cultivation, he had better concentration. I was afraid that he would laugh out loud. Fortunately, he held it back. However, after holding it back, he couldn't help but grit his teeth: "Wei Chi, my wife is in the prison. You are still in the mood to joke. It seems that calmness is good, and I want to consider you again."
Wei Chi was still innocent and even a little aggrieved: "Your Majesty, I am a doctor. My first requirement for being a doctor is to be calm, steady, and pay attention to the collapse of Mount Tai before his face. I have been trained for six years and have become accustomed to your Majesty."
His Majesty Li Er snorted, probably thinking of the scene where Wei Chi performed the operation on Qin. Without any courage or determination, he cut open a living person's belly, cut off a piece of meat, and then sewed it with needle and thread. It was really mysterious: "Tell me, where did the navy you mentioned learn from?"
"Return to Your Majesty, Sun Tzu once said that knowing yourself and your enemy, and winning every battle. The ancestors believed that our Lu clan was an outsider, and possessing the secret art of Lu Gong, and making plans for the future of the family. The core children of the family were responsible for inheriting the secret art of Lu Gong. Outsiders like me learned Chinese technology and had some situations and connections under the management of several generations of the family. My husband and wife learned medical skills and were assigned to work in the medical clinics opened by the family. I am a surgeon and I contacted some wounded patients who were injured in daily life. The battlefield is the most susceptible to injury. I stayed for a long time, and I intentionally learned a lot of military knowledge. However, I have never learned military command or something. At most, I just follow the script and tell the four old dukes what I have heard. Please give your majesty a clear guide."
Wei Chi said this with confidence. When the four old dukes were having dinner at his house, they discussed the issue of war. Wei Chi, an amateur, was seen through at a glance in front of the four experts. In this kind of thing, it is best to tell the truth, cherish your life, and stay away from war.
His Majesty Li Er touched his beard, pointed to the truck and car beside him, and asked, "Let's talk about these two things, how are they made? What materials are made of?"
Wei Chi became more righteous and said loudly: "Your Majesty, I am a doctor, I am a mountain, I don't know how to build a car, I only know it's made of steel!"
“…”
His Majesty Li Er stared at Wei Chi with anger, and his toes moved gently on the ground. Wei Chi guessed that if he had not taken into account the image of the emperor, His Majesty Li Er would probably kick him. Anyway, he was not afraid of boiling water, and the highest level of fooling was half true and half false, nor was he afraid of His Majesty Li Er sent someone to investigate, and wait until the Tang people could fly over the ocean one day. Even if he flew over the ocean, hehe, he would have to travel back to China more than 1,000 years later! Otherwise, he would have reason to say.
His Majesty Li Er pondered for a while and said coldly: "Wei Chi, aren't you worried about your wife?"
Wei Chi grabbed his head and smiled foolishly: "When I was passing by Persia a year ago, I picked up an old scholar who was about to die of illness. He told me that His Majesty the Tang Dynasty was wise and powerful, with clear rewards and punishments, and broad-mindedness. He would not wrongly accuse a good person for no reason, nor would he let a bad person go. I agree with it."
"Where is the old scholar?"
"Go back to your Majesty, you're dead!"
"Hmph! It's such a coincidence! It's useless to flatter me. Your wife beats the Great Eunuch Guard, and the representatives of the Great Eunuch Guard are all royal. What's this? If you say it is serious, it means having ulterior motives and rebellion!"
"Your Majesty, you can't say this nonsense! We are the only couple in our family, we want to keep the incense!
"Hmph!" His Majesty Li Er snorted coldly. Wei Chi blinked his eyes, suddenly remembered a question, and asked weakly: "Your Majesty, can you tell me, can I fight a few Xie Jiu in my family?"
"Well... your wife beat seven of them at a time and she is good at it!"
Wei Chi wiped her cold sweat and said dryly: "It's very good. It seems that you can't provoke her in the future, otherwise your life will be difficult to save."
"Don't you know your wife knows martial arts before you get married?"
His Majesty Li Er asked Wei Chi in a rare gossip. Wei Chi said with a deep pain: "Before marriage, I didn't know anything, Your Majesty, she sat there quietly, saying little, and how dignified she looked. Then the matchmaker said that the girl is introverted and shy, elegant and elegant, I believe it, but I didn't expect it... Alas! Otherwise, Your Majesty will issue me an imperial edict to let my wife not beat me in the future, okay?"
"Absurd! What do you think my imperial edict is?"
His Majesty Li Er finally couldn't help kicking Wei Chi. Wei Chi giggled and did not avoid it. Of course, His Majesty Li Er kicked him not too hard, which made Wei Chi very regretful. He originally planned to make some medical expenses, but now he can only give up.
His Majesty Li Er stared at Wei Chi and said in a deep voice: "Wei Chi, the last question, why do all the people of your clan come back and only you and your wife are left in the end?"
Wei Chi put away his smile and said seriously and solemnly: "Go back to Your Majesty, because only our husband and wife are doctors in the whole clan, the journey back is too long, the patriarch is probably insufficient, and the medicine and vegetables are not brought enough. Many people in the whole clan suffer from scurvy. The whole clan decided to protect the life of the young clan leader, let us take care of the young clan leader and leave all the medicine and vegetables to the young clan leader and our husband and wife. Finally, it was difficult to hold on until the Tang Dynasty. When landing, the big car the young clan leader was riding hit a tree. Our small one was controlled in time, so the young clan leader died and my wife's leg was broken. God teased him. It was supposed to be our protection of the young clan leader's return, but the young clan leader died and we are still alive."
"What is scurvy?"
Wei Chi explained again. The driver's body was also buried in the mountain, and there were traces of turning. His Majesty Li Er did not say it, but he simply took the initiative to explain it.
His Majesty Li Er was silent for a while and walked around the tent. After walking, Wei Chi was dizzy and stopped, he stared at Wei Chi and said, "Wei Chi, I care whether you really returned from overseas or popped out of thin air. As long as you are a talent, I will use you! Take out all your talents and take your future in your own hands! You have made merits, I reward you, you have done it, I punish you! Remember, if I let you live, you can live, and if I want you to die, you can only die!"
This is Taizong Li Shimin, the emperor of the ages, and Tiankang Li Shimin!
Wei Chi knelt down willingly and kowtowed: "I obey the order!"
His Majesty Taizong laughed loudly, with a powerful aura, and said proudly: "I finally asked you Wei Chi and Wei Ziyue to bow to you sincerely!"
Khan seems to be the traces of modern "everyone is equal" that are too profound on Wei Chi. It seems that His Majesty Li Er is so excited that he will kneel willingly and is excited. Wei Chi sighed secretly in his heart.
When he came to his senses, His Majesty Li Er's figure had already left the tent. Wei Chi hurriedly chased him out and asked: "Your Majesty, my wife is still in the Heavenly Prison!"
His Majesty Li Er stepped on the horse led by the servant and said with a strange look: "Tianzhu?! What kind of Tianzhu?! Have I ever said that your Xie Jiu is in Tianzhu?"
Wei Chi looked at His Majesty Li Er with a confused look on his face, and said earnestly: "Your Majesty, you are a golden word!"
His Majesty Li Er took it for granted: "Of course I have a golden word. Is there anyone else in the world except me?"
"……No!"
"Wei Chi, your wife is waiting for you at home. Go back quickly! Haha..."
His Majesty Li Er smiled and ran away. Wei Chi suddenly remembered something and chased him wildly: "Your Majesty, you're closing the city gate, why are you going back?"
Chapter completed!