Chapter 38: Poor baby

Wei Chi took a deep breath and said seriously: "I hope Your Highness is good, I hope I am good, after careful consideration and profound analysis, I think I really have no knowledge and cannot bear such a heavy responsibility. Therefore, yesterday I wrote a memorial and presented it to Your Majesty. If you say nothing to Your Highness, I will be sorry for your Highness and do not want Your Highness to misunderstand me. So, today, I will explain to Your Highness and ask Your Highness to forgive me. When Your Highness needs it, as long as you call Xiao Shitou to my house and call me, I will definitely run away. Form and official position are not important, what is important is my wish."

Prince Chengqian looked at Wei Chi silently for a while, sighed, and said with a smile: "Ziyue has said this, what else can I say? Ziyue has helped me so much, how can I bear to force you? Forget it, Ziyue said he doesn't want it, it's still like before?"

Wei Chi laughed and said loudly: "Thank you Your Highness."

After making it clear, I felt much more relaxed. I went home happily and prepared to prepare a full moon banquet for the two babies. I don’t know if the two old ladies had a name for the babies. Although the name is just a code name, it is also a big event that affects the children’s life. Don’t you see, Yang Wei (imperfection), Cai Hua (cauhua) and others, but they have been laughed at since childhood, how much spiritual harm they have caused to the children.

In the palace, Wei Chi's memorial was handed over. On that day, His Majesty Li Er sent someone to pass the oral order and scolded him. Wei Chi lowered his head and listened to the training. He continued to push back. After three trips, His Majesty Li Er lost the following text, and seemed to agree with Wei Chi's refusal, saying that since Wei Chi was unwilling to serve as the prince's secretary, he would be relieved of this position and let him be his priest and the imperial physician's office order. The Shaoqing of the Siong Temple was gone and he also added a hundred stone of fief.

Wei Chi happily prepared the full moon wine, asking around for the current etiquette and customs, so as not to make a joke. After asking this, Wei Chi realized that the etiquette performed by the Wei Mansion was really bad.

When a child is born, he must hang something on the door. The boy hangs a small bow and the daughter hangs a silk scarf. The room where the mother lives must also have a sign. No outsiders are allowed to enter before the month. Even if the child's father returns home late, he must circle the yard three times. If a customer comes, he must burn a fire at the door so that the guests can step in from the fire to avoid disasters and evil being brought in.

Now the full moon is called Mi Yue Zhixi. The mother and baby can go out and call it out of the nest. After the full moon, they will be greeted by guests. The host family usually has fifteen dishes, including ten dishes to drink, called "Tianquanhua"; five dishes to eat, called "Five Stars Hug Dou".

Guanzhong also needs to have a meal of sauerkra Noodles. The owner sets a gift table in the middle of the main hall, pulls a rope under the eaves, and pastries, flower buns, baby clothes, toys and other items given by relatives and friends on the table, and cloth, quilt noodles and other items given by them are placed on the rope. The neighbors who have distant relationships also have to gather together and give gifts (several families gather together to buy gifts). Gifters are especially gifts given by their parents’ homes, and their uncles usually have to give cloaks (baby windbreakers), belly wraps, tiger head hats, tiger head shoes, small bedding, several sets of clothes worn in all seasons, collars and "long-life wealth" locks, etc. In Guanzhong, on the day of the full moon, there is a custom of smearing the faces of babies' grandparents and grandmas.

After hearing this, Wei Xie and his wife's only feeling was that they were complicated. It was not ordinary, but quite complicated. It turns out that the Wei family made a mistake in the birth etiquette and customs of the children.

"Boy hangs a bow and a daughter hangs a scarf. Our family has both children, what should we hang?"

"Have both of them hanging."

Xie Jiu's tone looked uncertain. The couple looked at each other and sighed, sighing that it was not easy to get along in ancient times. They made up for everything they should be given. As for the things that should be given to her, Xie Jiu had no parents' home, so she had to prepare them at home. Fortunately, Mrs. Liu had already prepared these things, and she just took them out at that time.

After getting ready, Wei Chi felt like he was overturning his horse. The agricultural clerk stopped doing it. He had already said it all. If you still have any questions, please help if you understand it and have a mutual assistance and cooperation model.

In a hurry, the full moon came. On that day, Mr. Qin, adopted mother and godmother were all wearing black faces. A lot of gifts were given, and the two brothers Qin Wei and Qin Meng were dragged in a car very seriously. The list of treats was three days in advance, Wei Chi touched the door of the Qin Mansion and discussed it with Mr. Qin.

This is the custom of Chinese people. If someone is missed, it will offend others. If you invite someone, it will be a question of scolding. Inviting someone is also a matter that requires wisdom.

Of course, the people from the Qin Mansion were the first to come. The women gathered together, and Wei Chi ran to the old man and joined in the fun. Before the guests arrived, the father and son were chatting and spanking there.

Not long after talking, Li Ji, Yuchi Gong, and Cheng Zhijie came. Except Cheng Zhijie, they all brought the whole family with them. After asking, they found out that Cheng Zhijie's wife was from a wealthy family and was etiquette and had to follow the rules. She came only when the time came. Cheng Zhijie was impatient and ran over to drink and play with the old brothers.

Everyone sat down, and Li Ji asked Wei Chi: "What do you say about Silang's resignation?"

Wei Chi was surprised: "Uncle also knows it? Could it be that the whole capital city knew it?"

Li Ji said: "A few days ago, when the Zheng Hall was discussing politics, Your Majesty's oral order was spoken in front of all the ministers. Your Majesty did not avoid it, and almost everyone in the capital knew it."

Wei Chi frowned and said, "If you know, you will know, but I can't figure out what His Majesty is planning. Even though I know that I will not be the prince's secretary, I don't refute the prince. I just gave it to a high-ranking official. I don't know what medicine is selling in the gourd, so uncle will give me some advice?"

Li Ji asked with a smile: "Didn't you think about it yourself?"

Wei Chi said, "Why haven't you thought about it? I've been thinking about it for several days. I guess, is Your Majesty asking me to express my opinion? It depends on how much I want to interfere in that matter and how much I want to interfere in it. However, I don't understand it. I have already expressed this attitude to Your Majesty. Why do you have to test now? Do you have any plans? You can't figure it out."

Li Ji said: "You forgot who you are? Forgot us uncles? You said, if something happens to you, can we ignore it? No matter who wins you, behind you, there are a few old guys who are backing you, you have no intention of participating in those things. Your Majesty knows, we know, but there are still many people who don't know. After this time, let some people see clearly, don't get the wrong target of the fight, and harm you, the little fish. Your Majesty... is just protecting you."

"But there is still something I don't understand! Even if I do it for others to show it, isn't this the prince's official, a little older? Then, if I can't stand the temptation and agree, it will be troublesome! Fortunately, I'm not greedy..."

Before Wei Chi finished speaking, Li Ji interrupted him: "Your Majesty is not the one who is a waste! Back then, Your Majesty asked how to know the loyalty of his ministers. Someone suggested that he tempted him with gold, silver, wealth, power, and beauty in the name of others. His Majesty refused him harshly. Your Majesty said that temptation to his ministers would make his ministers feel cold. If this continues, there will be no trust between the king and the ministers."

"Then why do you treat me like this again? It's either a temptation or a simple statement for me, right? You must have a sufficient purpose." Wei Chi looked distressed and couldn't figure it out.

Li Ji's eyes flashed with a wise light and said calmly: "I guess, Your Majesty may have something to let you sit down. The thing you asked you to do must be made like this. Silang, be prepared."

After saying that, Li Ji changed the subject and asked Wei Chi to put it on the mahjong table, saying that he would discuss the "pushing" technique with Mr. Qin and the other two, and made a bold statement that he would let Mr. Qin, Cheng Zhijie and Yuchi Gong willingly "pushed".

Wei Chi expressed his serious expression on the surface, and secretly smiled so hard that his stomach was almost cramped. He admired himself again. The name was so wonderful! Pushing down and being pushed, this is an era where using the word push can express complex needs.

The older generation was posing, while the younger generation was not inferior. For a moment, in the living room of Wei's mansion, there was only a sound of pushing down. Wei Chi was tested aside and had a deep understanding of the pain of wanting to laugh but not laughing. I guess if he was asked to write a speech, thousands of words would be no problem.

After watching the game for a while, he helped Yuchi Gong as a counselor and helped him knock down the other three people and two games. Wei Chi was driven out. Cheng Zhijie said, "It's a gentleman who can't speak chess, but it's also professional quality." Wei Chi had no professional ethics and was driven out by everyone unanimously.

Looking at the sky, it was still early before the guests arrived, so I simply went to the bedroom to see the child and his wife, and pretended to be the third uncle and sixth man to gossip, to see if the two old ladies had made the child's nicknames. They always called Dashuang and Xiaoshuang like this, which was inconvenient. If they could not change the words, they would be a bad dish.

"It's just right here, come and have a look."

As soon as Wei Chi entered, before she could come over and kiss their baby, Xie Jiu said with a strange expression, holding a stack of paper in her hand. When Wei Chi came in, she shook at him.

"What?"

Xie Jiu was serious, his face tightened, and said, "Godmother, the nickname given by his adopted mother, said we should choose two of them."

Xie Jiu's strange expression made Wei Chi laugh. This guy was still in the mood to joke: "What kind of expression do you have? It's not the names of Chunhua, Qiuyue, Xiao Ming, Xiao Hong, right?"

Xie Jiu Bai Weichi glanced at him and said in a deep voice: "No."

"Or it would be Big Mao, Er Mao?"

Xie Jiu's expression was a little painful, and he handed it over and said, "You can see it yourself."

Wei Chi took it with a "oh" and looked carefully. The expressions and faces on his face were getting darker and darker, and the infinite possibility of developing towards black. The names listed were really diverse, with all kinds of styles, which made people feel dazzling.

Happy...a very straightforward name turns all the elders' good wishes into two simple words, which can be kept and hired according to the best.

The more straightforward name, the same one that contains the good wishes of the elders, but when Wei Chi saw the word "Magic" and Wei Chi thought of Shengtang. Otherwise, one was called "Shengtang" and the other was called "Magic" and it happened to be twins! As soon as this opinion was put forward, Xie Jiu clenched his fist and his eyes swam on Wei Chi. The guy suddenly remembered the orange alarm sign of the beautiful sister and quickly gave up his thoughts.

Mochou... This name seems to be used a lot in Romance novels. It seems that girls who call this name have no good fate. They are unlucky, so pass directly!

Tiger...a very common name for a little boy, but there are two tiger brothers in the Wei Mansion. Niu Niu's guards are also tigers. It is said that one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless one male and one female, the Wei Mansion has already accommodated three tigers. If another small one comes, is it possible that the Wei Mansion will develop into the Tang Dynasty Zoo or circus?! So, this name is passed again!

Cute... I pass directly. When I see the word cute, I directly react that I feel pitiful and no one loves it. The children of the Wei family are a treasure, and they must not be called such an unlucky name.

Johnson & Johnson...pass! When I saw Johnson & Johnson, I remembered a certain baby product. If one is called Johnson & Johnson, then the other one is called Mey Johnson?! I also have the Holy Woman!

Ruicai...will you accidentally call Cheng Wangcai?!

A dog... is better than wealth! At least he is more reserved.

Qilin...is not bad, it is also a divine beast after all. It is said that Qilin represents intelligence. The small one is called Qilin, and the big one can be called Zhuque. When there are children in the future, they can also be called Qinglong and White Tiger. It is not possible to gather all the divine beasts in all directions, right! However, the nickname of Wei King Li Tai seems to be called Qingque. If the children of the Wei family also have the word Jue, would it be a taboo?

After reading a string of names, Wei Chi's mouth twitched, and he almost foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground and died. It was definitely because of his deep love for his two children. He could not let the children call these names! It was better than the big and Ermao, and the worst thing was that Sanmao would be able to do.

"Do you know how I feel?"

After reading it, Xie Jiu was so nervous that he said. Wei Chi nodded in pain, patted Xie Jiu's shoulder comfortably, and said, "Madam, you have suffered."

"Serve the people."
Chapter completed!