Chapter 23: It turns out that I am a bully

"Ascending to the hall!"

With this, the plaintiff, defendant, judge, and yamen runner A and B stood up. The plaintiff Sun Qian knelt on the ground, and Wei Chi was traveling through Xiaobai and did not understand the rules. He turned his head and looked at it, raised his hand and asked, "Mr. Sun, do you have to kneel down?"

Sun Fujia probably felt a little hurt. He smiled and pulled his face without laughing, saying, "Mr. Wei, you have an official position, follow the rules, and don't have to kneel down."

It turns out that being a civil servant in the Tang Dynasty also had such benefits. Wei Chi stood there and was wondering. After answering Wei Chi's question, Sun Fujia turned to Sun Qian and said, "Sun Qian is a civilian, and Lord Wei is an official. The civilian sued the official. No matter whether you win or lose, after the case is closed, you will be exiled for three thousand miles. Do you think about it?"

After saying this, not only Sun Qian, but even Wei Chi was stunned for a moment. There was also such a saying, which was indeed a feudal society. Wei Chi looked at Sun Qian, and a trace of determination flashed across his thin eyes, gritted his teeth and said, "I have reported to my husband, for the sake of his eyes being closed in the nine springs, and for the sake of his grievances, he punished the murderer, and was exiled for three thousand miles. The civilian women also accepted it. Please be fair to the civilian women."

In order to frame him, he was really willing to spend a lot of money. Wei Chi smiled bitterly in his heart. For the first time, he found that his family was so unpopular. In order to harm him, he was willing to exile for three thousand miles.

As the interrogation began and Sun Qian's crying, Wei Chi realized that he had been bullied by Sun Fujia. He was the imperial official. If Sun Fujia wanted to arrest him, he still needed some procedures. However, the reasons used by others were equivalent to modern people's assistance in investigations, which was a citizen's obligation, not arrest.

Wei Chi didn't understand, so he followed obediently. No wonder he didn't have shackles! But Cheng Ming couldn't know, right? Why didn't you stop him? Wei Chi was a little confused. Meow, don't underestimate the nerd in the future! Scholars are very insidious.

The deceased was Qian Laosan, a craftsman. He completed a good job today. After receiving the reward from the owner, he had some spare money, so he ran to the cake shop and bought a small piece of cake. As a result, he bought a poisonous cake. When the doctor arrived, the person was dead. After the doctor's examination, he said that he was poisoned by the cake. So he sued Wei Chi in court and asked him to pay his life.

"Plaintiff, have you ever known the defendant before?"

"I don't know you, sir."

"Defendant, have you ever known the plaintiff?"

“Don’t know.”

Then there was a question. In short, people had both personal evidence and physical evidence. The evidence - the doctor Bai who came to the clinic for examination - the remaining small piece of cake. The situation was very unfavorable to Wei Chi.

Wei Chi stood calmly and calmly, not panic or sad, just standing like that, with a smile on his face, quietly looking at the so-called plaintiff and witnesses in the hall.

Human life is really as cheap as grass?!

In order to frame him, Wei Chi calculated by counting with his fingers. Qian Laosan was one, the stupid guy in his cake shop was one, and there were also about ten people who bought the cakes and prepared to go back to eat today. According to the number recovered, there were also about ten people who bought the last batch of poisonous cakes.

If so many people hadn't happened to meet Wei Chi, they reacted quickly, even if they finally found out that it wasn't the poison from Wei Chi, in order to calm the public's grievances, they would have to take half of their life even if they didn't die, and then exiled to Lingnan and completely leave the capital. This strategy is not very clever, but it works and is very pragmatic.

Even if His Majesty Li Er favors Wei Chi, even if there are four old generals from the Locust Army, under the pressure of so many lives, they can only learn from Zhuge Kongming's brother and kill Ma Su with tears. Everyone knows that the cake shop is from Wei's mansion. Wei Chi feels cold in his heart. The person who designed this plan knows his situation very well.

"The British Duke is here."

"The old official has met the old Duke, but I don't know if the old Duke is here..."

Mr. Li Ji smiled and bowed to Sun Fujia, saying, "Please continue, please don't care about me. Silang is the child of their old Qin family. Shubao will not come for a while. I and Shubao are sympathetic to brothers, so I will listen to him."

As he said that, he slapped Wei Chi on the shoulder and almost slapped him down. Old Master Li Ji grinded his teeth and said, "Okay, boy, I'm here to court, I'm ready."

Wei Chi looked at Li Ji innocently and said, "Uncle, Lord Sun is trying the case. If you want to teach the child a lesson, it's better to wait until you go back."

Li Jibai glanced at him and sat down steadily. As he said, he just came over to take a look and refused to speak.

Wei Chi looked at Sun Qian and the witness Dr. Bai. A trace of fear flashed in Sun Qian's eyes. Dr. Bai had no strange looks and was still standing calmly.

The case is very simple, and it only takes a few words to go over and over again. After asking, it ends, waiting to sign and write. Sun Fujia said: "Wei Chi, can you admit your guilt?"

Wei Chi restrained the urge to roll his eyes and said, "Sir, do you know if the coroner has tested the body? Just based on this so-called evidence of human evidence, Wei was guilty of Wei. Wei could not convince him."

Sun Fujia said unhappily: "Master Wei, do you look down on me in this regard? Of course, the coroner has experienced the corpse, and Qian Laosan died of poisoning. Come on, take the corpse to Master Wei for a look."

The yamen runner took the corpse grid and gave it to Wei Chi. Wei Chi looked at it and there was no record of dissection at all. He just simply checked the cause of death. Such an autopsy report was not rigorous at all.

Wei Chi said seriously: "Mr. Sun, this corpse is not rigorous, so I will ask for another autopsy."

As he was saying, "Your Majesty is here, the prince is here." However, His Majesty Li Er and Prince Chengqian came in a hurry. Beside him was Mr. Qin, who was covered in white hair.

"Attend Your Majesty, meet His Highness the Crown Prince."

As soon as everyone finished their salute, they stood up. Xie Jiu came with Niu Niu and her daughter. Niu Niu was carried on by Xia Sheng. Seeing that Mr. Qin had invited His Majesty Li Er and Prince Chengqian, Xie Jiu finally breathed a sigh of relief and went forward to pay homage.

His Majesty Li Er smiled and said, "Now everyone is here. Sun Qing's family, continue to investigate the case. Don't care about me. Just handle it impartially."

The arrival of His Majesty Li Er and Prince Cheng Qian made a ray of fear flash in Sun Qian's little eyes, and his eyes involuntarily glanced outside, as if they were looking for someone.

Wei Chi said with a smile: "Mr. Sun, please submit another autopsy. Do you agree?"

“Why?”

Wei Chi said: "According to my inquiry, the poisoned people were all customers who used the last pot of cake today. Because I was present at the time and the handling was timely. Four people were poisoned, the youngest was nine years old and the oldest was fifty-six years old, all of which were rescued. The same cake and the same toxicity, why could these four people last until I performed the surgery on them, while Qian Laosan died? This question requires a new autopsy to be confirmed."

At this time, Niu Niu said, "Sir, Niu Niu is the youngest poisoner. Niu Niu was saved by Brother Wei!"

"Not many words, no rules."

As soon as she finished speaking, Niu Niu was slapped in the head by her mother, and she had to crawl on Xia Sheng's back obediently, making a big fuss, looking unhappy.

Sun Fujia asked: "Niu Niu, can you tell me about the situation when you were poisoned? Remember, good kids don't lie!"

Niu Niu immediately told the situation vividly, including Wei Chi touching her head and not abide by the rules of men and women not being able to marry each other, including her not dislike Wei Chi not being a handsome man, and she also said that she wanted to marry Wei Chi. Wei Chi was already very gloomy, but now she was left with laughter and cry. This weird little girl is really not worry-free.

Sun Fujia pondered for a while and said, "I am sure! I agree to the defendant's request for another autopsy."

Sun Qian and Dr. Bai looked at each other without any objection. Wei Chi said again: "Mr. Sun, Wei's autopsy method is different from the test method of ordinary coroners. It is necessary to cut the body and observe the internal organs. In order to avoid suspicion, please supervise it."

Sun Fujia pondered for a while, feeling a little embarrassed: "Mr. Wei, do you have to cut the body open? His body and hair are taken from his parents, and the so-called death is the most important thing. Is it inappropriate to cut the body open and test it?"

Wei Chi raised his eyebrows and said, "Mr. Sun, I don't agree with your statement. Although Wei has no knowledge, he has read the "Book of Filial Piety". His body, hair, skin, and his parents dare not hurt him. He is filial to the beginning. He has established himself and made a name for his future generations to show his parents. He is filial to the end. His parents worked hard to raise their children, but now they are dying in an unknown way. It is to find out the real murderer to comfort the deceased when he was in the spirit of heaven. If the real murderer was let go of the law because of his conservativeness and conservatism, and even an innocent good man was unjustly killed, how could the deceased rest in peace? Perhaps, because of this, there are two more pairs of sad and painful elderly people in the world who are not supported. Whose fault is this?"

Sun Fujia was suffocated and Wei Chi's reasoning was plausible, but he couldn't argue. There was indeed doubt in the case. He had to say, "Okay, I agree!"

"Adult, the private woman disagrees."

Sun Qian cried and begged: "Mr., the husband of the civilian woman, has worked hard for half his life. Now everyone has evidence and evidence. It is this unscrupulous guardian who killed the husband of the civilian woman. Why don't the adults uphold justice for the civilian woman, but instead protect the guardians everywhere? The civilian woman is not convinced!"

After crying here, Sun Qian turned to His Majesty Li Er again, knelt down and kowtowed constantly, crying: "Grandpa Emperor, the civilian women are wronged! Please, be fair to the civilian women! Please!"

Wei Chi looked at Sun Qian crying and shouting, looking very bitter and revengeful. He glanced at the old man Li Ji, his old man Qin, his high-ranking Majesty Li Er and Prince Chengqian, and the sweaty Sun Fujia, kneeling and crying, and the defendant standing by the old god. The scene in front of him always felt a little familiar. Think hard, aren’t this the bullies in the unofficial history, who are forcibly occupying the women and persecuting the sad protagonist?!

It turns out that I am a bully! Wei Chi's feeling was quite complicated. He wiped away the sweat from his forehead and looked at His Majesty Li Er to see what he said.

His Majesty Li Er said: "Sun Qian, no matter what grievances you have, you will have your own court, your own Aiqing, and I will make the decision for you. Don't be sobbing. I will be sad and wait for me to ask Ziyue."

After saying that, he turned to Wei Chi and asked, "Zi Yue, why do you have to cut the body and test it? I heard that silver needles can be used to test poison, so can you just use silver needles?"

He said: "Your Majesty, this starts with the structure of the human body. Please forgive me for being arrogant. In the past, His Majesty drank a cup of herbal tea or a bowl of hot soup. After drinking it, the cold or burning feeling was all from the throat to the stomach, right?"

Wei Chibi looked at his body. Now, not only His Majesty Li Er nodded, but everyone present nodded at the same time. Everyone had this kind of experience. Prince Chengqian said, "Is there anything else that's wrong with this?"

Wei Chi said: "Your Highness, I am studying surgery. Because of the need for surgery, I have a better understanding of the structure of the human body. When people eat something into their stomachs, they first chew through the mouth and pass through the esophagus..."

Wei Chi's face was full of seriousness and began to use the theme of "Food Travel in the Human Body" and the digestion process of a soybean in the human body as a blueprint. It involves medical knowledge, physiological knowledge, etc., and gave people in the court a vivid Chinese class vividly.

By the way, when I was in elementary school, this text belonged to the category of Chinese. The last sentence ended with something like "from the anus..." which impressed Wei very deeply.

At that time, I didn't know what anal was, so I asked their Chinese teacher who had just graduated from normal school. What I got was a head shattered on my head, which made me cry and ran back to ask his sister who was in the first grade of junior high school. The sister looked contemptuous: "Don't you know? Anal is the asshole! Stupid!"

It was then that I suddenly realized and was very surprised. It turned out that the scientific name of the asshole is anal.
Chapter completed!