Chapter 67: People cannot behave like appearance

"This question is in the inside story!"

Wei Chi said seriously: "Medical, this butt is the thickest place in the human body, covered with nerve endings. Although it does not hurt the muscles and bones, it can be hit. The pain feels even more. If you hit it in such a place, you can't bear it. If you cry, it is a natural reaction of the body. It has nothing to do with embarrassing or not."

This can also involve medicine. His Majesty Li Er felt dumbfounded, but first of all, we must figure out what nerve endings are. Wei Chi made another medical term explanation and said, "Nervous things, I said this, Your Majesty may feel unimaginable. Let's change the way. Whenever a person stretches out his hand and touches something, what is delicate and lubricating, and what is rough, is transmitted to the brain by the nerves on his hands. For example, the body feels hot and cold, feels pain, and itchy, which are all felt and transmitted by the nerves. When touching the arm with his palm, the palm also has feelings and the arms also have feelings. This means that the human body is full of nerve endings. It can be said that all human perception is accomplished by nerve endings."

His Majesty Li Er nodded, "Well, it turns out that there are so many mysteries, no matter whether it is true or false, in order to refute me to say you embarrassingly, it is good that you can say so many things! I will take back your embarrassing comment."

Wei Chi sweated again. Although he really made such a big statement to clear it up, this is true. It is a medical principle. Why doesn’t His Majesty Li Er believe it? Could it be that Wei Chi’s credit has gone bankrupt?! Wei Chi is reflecting seriously.

Looking at Wei Chi's expression, His Majesty Li Er's smile gradually faded from his face. He sighed slightly and asked, "Wei Chi, why do you say those things to me? Do you know that no one dares to say this to me? With your slick head, I really can't believe it! Remember, you can only tell the truth, not lies! Otherwise, I will be polite to let someone hit your ungodled butt and hit another thirty sticks!"

"Your Majesty, what is the standard for telling the truth?"

"I have my own judgment, you said that."

It's really a threat that you're not thinking that His Majesty Li Er, the head of state and the emperor of the age, would do such a thing. It's really amazing.

Wei Chi grabbed his head, frowned and thought for a long time, and said, "Your Majesty, I just couldn't help but say it. Otherwise, who would say those things after being kicked by a donkey? Isn't this a long life? I guess I didn't wake up from the door that day, and I said it with a passionate head. Your Majesty, don't blame me, don't blame me."

His Majesty Li Er was very calm, faint, almost humming from his nostrils, and said, "Yes."

Wei Chi looked at it and seemed not satisfied, so he continued to say, "What should I say? After returning to the Tang Dynasty, I met many people and many things, my brother Sun Yi, my adopted father, adopted mother, and Uncle Li Ji, Uncle Cheng, Uncle Yuchi, Your Majesty, Empress, Your Highness, Princess, King of Jin, Princess Jin, etc., we all experienced a lot together, and everyone had their own joys, angers, sorrows, but overall, I think that there were still more happiness, and fewer unhappy."

Speaking of this, Wei Chi paused, a little embarrassed, and said embarrassedly: "I told Your Majesty not to laugh at Xiaochen. Xiaochen is a man who has no ambitions. He didn't get into a prominent position in the family. He learned medical skills, just to make a living and be able to support his parents. He was promoted to the chief surgeon before he returned to the Tang Dynasty. It was almost the level of a young man being promoted to a big man. For this reason, my mother also made a delicious celebration for me. My mother told me since she was a child that as long as the family was together with Lele, peace is a blessing. Later, she came into contact with many patients and found that many parents had the same ideas as my mother, and they all hoped that their children would be happy and healthy."

Wei Chi glanced at His Majesty Li Er again. Seeing that he was still calm and his expression was clear, he simply took it aside and said, "I also know that the affairs of the heavenly family are not something I can ask about, but Your Majesty, I am really cruel. Princess Jinyang is so cute that she is sad. I think that it is something that is not tolerated by heaven. His Royal Highness, like many young people, is smart, diligent, and has some minor problems, but when he really knows his own mistake, he will find a way to make up for it and correct it! I think he made a mistake.

After that, you have the courage to admit your mistakes and not shirk your responsibilities randomly. That is a good thing! The saint once said that it is great to correct your mistakes. Is there really perfect people in this world? It is not necessarily true that saints still have shortcomings, let alone ordinary people. They are just those shortcomings that have not been seen. Can things that have not been seen have never happened? I can't do it! People's hearts are full of flesh. When His Royal Highness sees the pitiful situation of the big girl's family, he will be sad and sympathize with him. He will also want to study hard. When he is a good successor in the future, I think that this is enough!"

"There is also the Empress, the Empress, and as a doctor, I understand the most, but when she was sad for His Highness the Crown Prince and shared his worries and hardships for His Majesty, the Empress was just a mother and a wife. Such a kind person, I didn't want the Empress to be sad. Then, let's talk about Your Majesty."

Wei Chi took a deep breath and said, "Your Majesty is very strict with Your Highness the Prince, but you are very relaxed and even partial to all the princes and princesses. It is necessary to be strict with Your Highness the Prince, because Your Highness is Your Majesty's future successor, and is responsible for the future country, country and people's livelihood. Strictly teach you, Your Majesty hopes that Your Highness will be good. But what about others? Your Majesty, if this is in another family, my father prefers other children, it is understandable. For example, my father also prefers me. In such a situation, in an ordinary family like us, at most, it will be a big problem. But for Your Majesty, it is not the case. I said yesterday that Your Majesty's preference will bring inappropriate hope. If this hope is left to the point, it will bring destruction! At that time, isn't Your Majesty's sadness still your Majesty, Empress?"

"Are you finished?"

"Well, I've finished saying it all! I've been sweating all over. Your Majesty, don't let me say this for the third time. I'm scared and can't stand it for the third time."

His Majesty Li Er smiled faintly. During the process of Wei Chi's speech, he kept listening calmly, and he was not so angry that he asked someone to beat Wei Chi's butt like that day.

His Majesty Li Er was silent for a while and looked at Wei Chi quietly, his eyes calm and almost cold. Wei Chi was open-minded and smiled, allowing His Majesty Li Er to look directly at him. This is a very simple move, but it is also a very effective move. People who have no sense of cultivation can't stand a few minutes even if they are open-minded.

His Majesty Li Er said quietly: "Wei Chi, should I say you are bold or should I say you are innocent and have no idea of ​​the importance of it?"

Wei Chi was very depressed and said in a very annoyed tone: "Your Majesty, I prefer the saying that stupid. I guess I was really kicked by a donkey. Otherwise, how could I speak so boldly!"

His Majesty Li Er smiled: "I am still so self-aware."

Wei Chi sighed and sighed: "Your Majesty, I have few advantages and many shortcomings. In order to promote it, I can only hold on to the few advantages I have. There is no way, it is all for life."

His Majesty Li Er laughed, shook his head, and pointed at Wei Chi. Although he was not laughing happily, he was much calmer than just sternly.

His Majesty Li Er asked with a faint smile: "I have someone beat you up with thirty rods? Do you hold a hatred for me? Tell the truth, don't say anything that you dare not say."

Wei Chi shook his head without thinking and said, "Don't hold grudges! I should teach you some lessons and remember more so that I won't say anything out. I can't tell you my life one day. I don't have a son, I haven't seen my son marry a wife, I haven't seen my grandson be born, I haven't tasted many of the tastes of life. I'm dying now, it's a pity, it's a pity."

His Majesty Li Er sighed: "What you said is like seven parts true and three parts false."

Wei Chi was dumbfounded and said in surprise: "Your Majesty, this is obviously a big truth that you understand best. How can you say that seven-point true and three-point false? This... this is too unobjective and too unattentional to the actual situation, Your Majesty!"

His Majesty Li Er smiled again and said, "I beat you up that day. I went to the queen's place angrily. The queen asked me why I was angry. I said that Wei Ziyue, that little brat, actually dared to contradict me and talk about the family affairs of heaven. I asked someone to beat him thirty rods. The queen asked me again what you said. When I told the queen, the queen congratulated me, saying that I have a good minister, so innocent heart, which is rare. I only think about me, and should reward, not scold me. The queen said that Your Majesty can tolerate Wei Zheng's straightforward words, can't tolerate Wei Ziyue's ruler truth? I thought about it, and the queen said that your innocent heart and deeds are not the first time I have seen it. But this time, I have become a little bolder."

Speaking of this, His Majesty Li Er looked at Wei Chi with a smile. Wei Chi looked ashamed and said, "Your Majesty, I guess that day, I was really kicked by a donkey in the head. Afterwards, when I lay on the bed and recovered from my injuries, I also thought about how could I say such a ruthless thing at that time? Your Majesty beat me well, at least I woke me up and taught me a lesson."

His Majesty Li Er hummed and sneered in a mysterious way: "You are right, it's okay to beat you. If you don't beat me, I would think you have a good reputation. In the court and in the palace, there are many friends with you. After beating you, I realized that Wei Ziyue was not popular at all."

"Ahem..." Wei Chi almost choked to death by saliva and said with a bitter face: "Your Majesty, I have not formed a clique for personal gain. I am not a treasure that everyone loves. There will always be some people who inexplicably hate or like someone. By the way, it is mediocre to be unhappy. Although I am a little stupid, I am not as close as a mediocre person."

"I'm so humble."

"That is, modesty is a traditional virtue, and we must carry forward it."

His Majesty Li Er laughed completely, looked at Wei Chi gently, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Wei Chi, I will listen to your words! I will do it hard! When Wei Zheng advised me, I said the same thing, and today, I will say the same thing to you."

Wei Chi's eyes lit up and he saluted: "Your Majesty is wise, I... I am grateful to Your Majesty, thank you for your willingness to listen to me, thank you for your magnanimity. After I said such ruthless words, I just scolded me for being thirty rods. Thank you!"

His Majesty Li Er laughed and said, "Wei Chi, you are really unlearning. You can even say thank you for something. If you have time, study hard and read more."

"Yes, your majesty, I will try my best."

When it comes to reading, Wei Chi has a headache. He reads books from the Tang Dynasty from right to left, or reads them vertically. He is not used to them. He accidentally reads them from left to right, and makes a good book, and reads them in a mess. He never gets interested when he sees them at the end.

Speaking of Wei Zheng, Wei Chi suddenly came over mysteriously and asked in a low voice: "Your Majesty, did Lord Wei say nothing? Did he sue him for the wrong lawsuit?"

His Majesty Li Er smiled and said calmly: "Why do you say that?"

"Master Wei Zheng is threatening me at the entrance of the East Palace. Eunuch Huang can testify."

Wei Chi said something serious. His Majesty Li Er smiled and shook his head, ignored him, sighed quietly, and said, "Wei Chi, are you really under twenty?"

Wei Chi was sweating heavily, his vest was wet, and his face was still calm: "Looking at my young face, I said that I was twenty years old, can Your Majesty believe it?"

His Majesty Li Er looked at Wei Chi's youthful face and said, "It's true that he doesn't look like a child younger than Cheng Qian. However, he pretends to be full of sighs and sighs. It doesn't match his age and appearance at all. He shouldn't behave like this. Maybe he is like this."

...Humming!

Wei Chi felt that he was bullied again. No, he wanted to resist. Wherever there was oppression, there was resistance. Otherwise, where would the liberation come from? I didn’t want to work hard for decades. Once I returned to the liberation before it was too miserable. So Wei Chi said with a serious face: “Your Majesty, it’s better to say that he is mature and steady, that he is reliable, that he cannot behave like a person, or something. It cannot clearly describe his qualifications.”

His Majesty Li Er: "...Wei Chi, stand here."

Wei Chi looked alert and asked carefully: "What are your instructions?"

His Majesty Li Er was calm and composed, and said righteously: "I want to kick you!"

Wei Chi had a bitter face and wanted to jump away, but considering the injuries on his butt, he could only say pitifully: "Your Majesty, I am a wounded person, I can't bully the patient, that's not kind."

"Get out! Don't let me see you until you recover from the injury!"

"Thank you for your kindness, I will leave."

Wei Chi limped and moved out slowly, grabbed Xiao Huang's father-in-law and said, "I said, our Xiao Huang, do good people to the end and send the Buddha to the west. You carried us into the palace, so let us carry it back?"

Eunuch Huang smiled and said, "Yes, Lord Wei. Your Majesty has given instructions long ago. Don't worry, I will send you home."

Wei Chi was very satisfied and smiled and said, "It's very good, the work is done well."

When Wei Chi left, Empress Changsun came out of the back hall and looked at His Majesty Li Er with gentle eyes. His Majesty Li Er took Empress Changsun's hand and said, "Guanyin maid, you are right. Wei Chi is indeed a good child. Shubao has accepted a good adopted son. You said, if I also accepted Wei Chi as my adopted son, will Qin Shubao come to my palace gate?"

Empress Changsun smiled and said, "I guess the three veteran generals, Cheng Zhijie, Yuchi Jingde, and Li Ji, will come to the door first to compete with Your Majesty."

His Majesty Li Er laughed and said, "What he said makes sense! Those three old guys also like that brat!"
Chapter completed!