Chapter 278 Men disguised as women
Cao Jinping looked at him in surprise: "You don't agree? Then let me talk about it. First, the voice and the second, the appearance are not necessary. Also, I have a decent style and good character, which greatly represents the class image of our class. Fourth, my singing skills are superb, and I can easily get everything in both autumns. Whether it is "My Sun" or "Exaggeration", it is not a problem, unlike a fat man singing the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and singing the neck to the point of dying."
"Then you dare to mock me? Believe it or not, I beat you into You Tanzhi?"
"I'm talking about the facts." Cao Jinping said lightly: "The facts are here, you should also put your posture in a correct way, try to cooperate with me and set off me. Try to use your ugly image to reflect my glorious and great side. Fatty, I'm not particularly emphasizing, be more conscious and don't make things boring. Girls won't cheer for you. Ahua, please work harder, I'll include all lunches from now until the end of the holiday."
The fat man pushed Cao Jinping's chest hard and said angrily: "Which hell are you? Do you want me to cooperate with you? I am the idol!"
"I am an idol!" Cao Jinping refused to let him go.
The girls watched them scramble and snatch them up, and they all covered their mouths and laughed.
The fat man shouted: "Teacher Ji, come and judge, who is the most suitable idol for us?"
Ji Xiaoqing managed the class for the first school year and was confident that she wanted to take the class well. But when she encountered such a few thorns, she made the class messy, which was really embarrassing. Her bright eyes floated towards Chen Huayao first, and immediately pretended not to see him, then looked at the other boys, saying, "Well, it's all okay. The important thing is the song, the program itself. You have to fight to be an idol before you have confirmed the song. Are you putting the cart before the horse?"
Cao Jinping said: "The song is simple. Choose a song that suits my style. It is best to tailor it for me. Just "The Car Chaser". I started practicing this song since junior high school and has become perfect now. You all give me a harmonious voice, fat man, you are responsible for imitating the sound of the engine boom."
The fat man said, "I'll give you a harmony? You can call Grandpa San to listen first!"
"Correction of your attitude!" Cao Jinping shouted sternly: "I am the core!"
Seeing that the two idiots were about to roll up their sleeves and fight again, Ji Xiaoqing covered her ears and screamed: "Enough! Don't argue anymore!"
The unique high-frequency voice of women shocked everyone. Teacher Ji angrily said, "You will go out again! Don't rehearse again! Just a quarrel is going for half an hour!"
The gentle counselor was rarely angry. The two of them were so embarrassed that they did not dare to say anything, and glared at each other fiercely.
Tulip smiled and said, "Teacher Ji, Chen Huayao has many ideas. I think it's better to let him express his opinion. Hello, Chen Huayao, why are you so honest today? You haven't spoken much from the beginning to now!"
Chen Huayao scratched his head and said, "Student Xiangxiang has been watching here, which made me very nervous. I was beating carefully, so how dare I say anything?" The silly attitude, and he spoke like a foolish young man who had just started to fall in love, told the girl that her heart was about to melt when she saw it.
Tulip's pretty face turned slightly red and said, "What are you talking about? I'm asking you to express your opinion!"
Seeing him like this, Ji Xiaoqing couldn't help but grit her teeth and pretended to be disdainful, "What can he think?"
Chen Huayao pushed away the fat man and Cao Jinping in the middle and said, "Actually, this is the case. If you want to play, play against the trend. We sing "Liu Sanjie", I am a male voice, and you three cross-dressed female voices. Every time I sing a line, you take turns singing with me."
The fat guys and the others said at the same time: "What a joke!"
Chen Huayao said: "It's the New Year's Day party. What you want is happiness. It's too formal. No one takes us seriously. It's better to be unique in dressing up as a woman. Like Cao Jinping, wearing a lace pleated skirt and stockings and high heels. Let's have a 'there are only vines in the world', and the fat man is wearing a Zhuang country floral dress. He Baoyang wears a three-point swimsuit. Wouldn't the entire venue be trapped in a sea of joy?"
The Three-Year Sisters Group obviously found this idea novel and interesting, and Yang Xinyi said first: "I agree, I agree with it! The party is not a singing competition, the important thing is to make everyone happy."
After Li Li and He Baoyang broke up, they were strangers to each other. At this time, they were very happy to hear Chen Huayao asking him to wear three-point styles and said, "Agree, you must do this. We cannot compare with other classes with professionalism, but we can be more funny than them and make the audience more memorable. Perhaps when you recall it more than ten years later, no one remembers their programs, only you are still in your mind."
Chen Huayao spread his hands: "Teacher Ji, what are your opinions?"
"I..." Teacher Ji looked at him in a complicated way and said, "If you have no problem, then there is no problem."
"I have a problem!" Cao Jinping stood in front of Chen Huayao again, with a glorious and righteous look on his face: "I am an idol, I sing a male voice, and you three are female voices."
Chen Huayao smiled and said, "Squad leader, it's not me who jokes. The idol's style has always been varied. If it remains unchanged from beginning to end, fans are aesthetically tired. Ning Jieqing always appears in front of the audience, all wearing suits and ties, and is as steady as an old man. How can he look at it? Maria Amuro is still dressed pure and cute at the age of 40, and the audience doesn't buy it at all. That Murong Yu is known as the queen of change and has been popular for ten years. Why is that?"
"What the hell do you want to say?" Cao Jinping glared.
Chen Hua said earnestly: "Squad leader, your image of handsome guy has long been rooted in the minds of girls. But after a long time, everyone is tired of it. It is better to make a breakthrough. Try to change, and it is nothing if you fail. You are still handsome guys, without losing your reputation. If you perform well, you will be a celebrity in the school from now on, and people will rush to find you to sign wherever you go. As for my male voice, I am actually just to set off you."
Cao Jinping rubbed his chin and fell into deep thought: "It seems good to hear what you said..."
The fat man said with his chest straight: "I still don't accept it!"
Yang Xinyi immediately shouted: "Fatty, if you are willing to sing female voices, I will give you the newly knitted gloves."
"Really?" The fat man blushed.
"Why are you lying to you? I have been knitting for three months! If you don't want it, forget it."
"I sing, I sing!" the fat man replied repeatedly.
After the singing song was confirmed, the girls finally breathed a sigh of relief. Just as they were about to continue to work on image design, the door of the classroom opened and someone walked in with a few bulging plastic bags.
Everyone shouted together: "Teacher Xie?"
The person who came was Xie Yun, a male counselor who was struggling with Teacher Ji. He put two bags of hot drinks on the table and said with a smile: "Xiaoqing, I heard that your class rehearsed the New Year's Day party program, so I came to take a look. If you are tired, I brought you drinks."
Suddenly, when I saw Chen Huayao who was as heavy as water on the platform, my smile stopped.
The girls cheered and said with a smile: "Thank you, teacher!" They went up to untied the plastic bags and took out the hot drinks. They included coffee, milk tea, chrysanthemum tea, chocolate milk, fresh orange juice and other kinds. They couldn't tell that the male counselor usually looked like a rookie, and he was not vague when he showed his attentiveness.
When picking up girls, you must learn to be diligent. When the weather changes, you must know how to care about your well-being. When you are thirsty and hungry, you will give them drinks and snacks. There are flowers in all seasons. But if you have a phone call, you will come and whisper. If you are so careful, you can turn the steelmaking process into softness around your fingers. Just look at the moment, more than ten cups of hot drinks are only about fifty yuan, and you don’t have to pay for it. I’ll send it here. How can you, Ji Xiaoqing, not be moved?
Ji Xiaoqing was extremely proud for a moment and deliberately raised her eyebrows at Chen Huayao: Did you see it? The men chasing me are everywhere on the street!
He picked up a cup of hot chocolate milk and smiled and said, "Teacher Xie, I'm just practicing singing with a few students. You're so kind to send something here."
"Why are you polite! I'm idle anyway, so serving Teacher Ji is my duty." The male counselor patted his chest, saw Ji Xiaoqing's face unhesitant, and said again: "Didn't the department director ask our old counselors to take care of you new counselors? How are you practicing?"
"It's okay, I just decided to sing the song after a long time."
The male counselor said: "I have taken the course of entertainment and culture before, so why don't I take it carefully?"
Ji Xiaoqing was about to explain the song selection with him, Chen Huayao winked at Fatty and others, strode down from the podium, and said between the two: "Teacher Xie, aren't you from the physics department? Why do you also learn entertainment culture?"
"My hobby, if you are interested, I can teach you too." The male counselor said lightly.
Chen Huayao grabbed the milk tea on the table, tore open the cover and took a sip, and exclaimed: "It's so bad, bitter and astringent, and has a curry flavor. Is this milk tea expired?"
Tulip's tender hands, who were about to pick up the drink, stopped in the air.
After the male counselor's face changed, Chen Huayao immediately changed the topic and said, "Teacher Xie, we plan to play the female role singer Liu Sanjie. What opinions do you want to give?"
The male counselor refused to say, "How do I know your ideas?"
"Hehe, I don't know what you took into consideration after asking. How many times did you take the entertainment and culture course? No need to answer, I must have not passed the make-up exam many times. Teacher Xie, it's very windy outside, so go back early to avoid embarrassing here." Chen Huayao held his arm and sneered.
The male counselor became more and more angry and said, "I just came here and didn't know anything, I didn't know anything. What do you want me to say?"
Chen Huayao ate the drink cup hard: "Since you don't know anything, then just shut up."
When Ji Xiaoqing saw him questioning Xie Yun, her attitude was so arrogant that she was not very arrogant, and she was very angry and said, "Do you know Chen Huayao? Why don't you tell me?"
Chen Huayao said in a big way: "I just say, Teacher Xie, you study hard. You can ignore the cross-dressing or something, and your voice must not be careless. You must look like alike and highlight the funny characteristics in calmness. You see some crosstalks, he is trying hard to make fun of the stage, and he laughs to the death, but the audience becomes more numb the more they listen. Why? Because it is not funny. If you use a positive chant, your attitude is serious, your clothes are rigorous and neat, your serious singing, and your serious performance can achieve a stronger effect than ordinary funny."
Tulip immediately clapped his hands and said, "Yes, yes, that's what it should be."
Ji Xiaoqing couldn't help but nodded secretly. This stinky guy was arrogant, but theories he said were very well-informed and forced people to accept them.
Chapter completed!