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Chapter 068 Smelly stick, don't blame brother for being insidious!

When staying with this Goryeo Kanzi, Chen Ru felt like he was about to faint. Because he was afraid that he would be so angry that he beat this guy up!

Seeing this guy who was good at getting a bargain, Chen Ru couldn't help but secretly sang out three [Air Push Talisman].

This [Qi Push Talisman], also known as [Qi Pull Talisman], is a relatively low-level talisman technique. In ancient times, it was a talisman technique that served the people, which was specialized in treating diseases such as bloating and urination and defecation.

I heard that this [defying talisman] was passed down from the [Taiping Art] of the old immortal in Nanhua, Han Dynasty. Zhang Jiao also used this thing to cure many landlords' wealth and honor, and won the sympathy of a small number of landlords for his Taipingdao uprising, which won him a lot of time and made Taipingdao expand wildly in a short period of time.

Although it is just a low-level talisman, it is also a mysterious and amazing secret technique in today's society!

However, the Tianjing roast duck ordered by Chen Ru is Sichuan-flavored, both numb and spicy, which is inherently harmful to the stomach and intestines.

After three [defying talismans], Li Jinsheng was stunned and found that his stomach was actually rumbling.

"It seems that I'm not hungry yet, why do I scream? Then eat more..." Li Jinsheng didn't realize that he had been plotted against him quietly. In confusion, he thought he was really hungry, so he couldn't help but speed up the dining speed again.

However, this kid seems to have received a good education. Even if the food speed is faster, he can still maintain an elegant and polite expression. He drank the special Erguotou with a smile and said loudly: "If the two of you arrive in our Republic of Korea, I will invite you to eat Suwon pork ribs, which will be more delicious than Tianjing roast duck..."

Suroon ribs?

Why do you think you eat junk food?

He was obviously a teacher, but he shamelessly beat the student's tooth sacrifice and looked down on him!

Chen Ru ignored this guy and laughed secretly while eating: Stinky stick, I'll see if you're here...

During the secret smile, Chen Ru's lips were covered with thick oil stains.

After eating for a while, Zuo Xuan was full. Seeing Chen Ru's appearance, she took out a piece of paper and reached out to gently wipe off the oil stains on Chen Ru's lips, very seriously.

Chen Ru's heart trembled emptyly, and a feeling that surged from the dullness quietly trembled his heartstrings. For a moment, his whole heart was warm.

At this moment, Zuo Xuan became the only scenery in Chen Ru's heart, so beautiful that he remembered it deeply.

Suddenly, I felt very warm and Chen Ru had no intention of eating.

At such a moment, it is best to stay with Zuo Xuan!

He asked the waiter to pay the order. Chen Ru said to Li Jinsheng who was eating hard, "Brother Li, we have something to do, so let's leave first. Eat slowly, and I'll pay the order too!"

"Then... then we'll... let's go together!" Although he was extremely reluctant to leave the food on the table, and even had a painful face, he couldn't see Chen Ru and Zuo Xuan's intimate look, so he stood up, as if he had plans to do the light bulb to the end.

Gu...

Gululu...

Just as Li Jinsheng was about to stand up, he suddenly turned pale and his stomach became turbulent.

"Are you really going to go with us?"

Chen Ru looked at the other party with a funny look, his eyes cold.

"Oh, no...no, you guys go first..." He glanced at Chen Ru and Zuo Xuan and said quickly.

"Teacher Li Jinsheng, are you okay?" Zuo Xuan seemed to have noticed that the other party's expression was wrong at this time. Out of kindness, she asked.

"No... it's okay, you guys go!" His face became paler and paler. Li Jinsheng sat in his seat again with his stomach covering his stomach, and waved to Zuo Xuan and Chen Ru and the others impatiently.

Did you eat too much?

And...isn't it really a bad environment?

Li Jinsheng felt bitter in his heart and said to himself: "Don't be ugly!"

If you make a shame in front of Zuo Xuan and the public, you will not only lose your own face, but you will be afraid that the impression of the entire Korean will be greatly reduced in China and the world.

"Since it's okay, let's go first!" Chen Ru pulled Zuo Xuan, whose face changed, and carried a few roast ducks and was about to move forward.

Zuo Xuan is a self-respecting and self-reliant girl. Seeing that the other party was obviously impatient, how could she please others? Moreover, she was not very familiar with Li Jinsheng. She ignored the other party and followed Chen Ru and walked out.

Seeing Zuo Xuan's face turned cold and following Chen Ru out, Li Jinsheng's eyes burst into a hint of jealousy. If he had known that he would have "habbled" and he would not have followed the two of them.

"Waiter!" Li Jinsheng stood up, but his whole body was trembling.

"Sir, what do you need?" a round-faced girl of eighteen or nineteen years old came over, bowed to him, and asked in a low voice.

"Where is the bus (where is the public toilet)? I'm not inferior to the tiger (my stomach is uncomfortable)..." Li Jinsheng said with a sweaty face. At this time, he found that his face was really like a turbulent wave, and his stomach seemed to be spasm.

This guy was really confused and didn't know how to call the bathroom, but he called the name of the public toilet. He even pronounced the sound of "bus" because of his pronunciation.

???

The waiter was confused and didn't understand what the other person said at all.

"Sir, are you sick? Do you want to get on the bus? Just follow your friends-" The waiter thought for a while, "as if" understood what the other party wanted to express, so he pointed to Chen Ru and Zuo Xuan in a very polite way and said sweetly.

Li Jinsheng didn't understand how the bus and the public toilet were pronounced, and he thought that Chen Ru and Zuo Xuan were also going to the direction of the public toilet.

He didn't want to be laughed at by the two of them, so he endured it again.

When Chen Ru and Zuo Xuan disappeared at the corner, Li Jinsheng could no longer help it. He stood up and walked forward with a deep kick and a shallow kick. The extremely strong feeling of bloating made him almost dare not speak loudly.

Just as he walked two or three tables away, he could no longer hold it back, and his body suddenly trembled. Due to the long-term depression, his throat also made a sound of hissing and shaking. There were only a burst of "puff puff puff..." and the grains and even the food he had just eaten suddenly burst out, and they were vented vigorously on his pants, and then they flowed down quickly.

The yellow liquid dissipated in all directions with an extremely foul smell.

Seeing the two tables next to him running away in all directions with anger, Li Jinsheng's face was as pale as paper, and he decisively "pretending to be drunk", fainted, and fell softly to the ground.

"Wow..." The entire Quanjude restaurant was in a panic. I never expected that such a person would come out here!

Suddenly, the picture of Quanjude in Li Jinshengwei Town was gone without hesitation, and the news that Koreans were trying to have a big meal in Chinese restaurants was very rumored.

And even if Li Jinsheng wants to cause trouble for Quan Jude, he can't do it. After all, it's okay for everyone to eat roast duck, why are you doing something wrong?

Even if the Tianjing roast duck tastes so good, it would be wrong if you don’t know how to control it. Eating so much is a fool’s behavior!

Thinking of the outrageously expensive Korean meat products, the Chinese who know this are rarely proud: Yes, there are still many poor people in our Chinese, but no matter how poor we are, it is not difficult to eat a few meals of meat! This is much better than the Goryeo Kanzi.

Similarly, the Li Jinsheng incident has lost all the face of Goryeo.

Of course, all this is a story later.

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Holding Zuo Xuan's hand, he walked out of Quanjude's door, but Chen Ru's thoughts still captured the scene of Li Jinsheng making a fool of himself.

"Hehe, stinky stick, don't blame me for being sinister! Who told you that you are so ignorant of the current affairs? Even though you know that Xuan'er is my person, you dare to be distorted again and again." A cold smile in your heart. Chen Ru did not feel guilty or guilty about punishing Li Jinsheng. He hugged Zuo Xuan tightly with his left hand, and a trace of domineering flashed in Chen Ru's heart: "The person who dares to pry my corner will not end well!"

Suddenly, a trace of domineering seeds began to quietly coexist in Chen Ru's consciousness.

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Chapter completed!
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