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Chapter 323 Hold the grass and suck it~~ So sour!

Chapter 323 Holding the grass, sucking it~~It’s so sour!

As the end of the World War in Los Angeles, the outside world has never stopped public opinion about Nagini, and there are many different opinions, especially about the giant snake and the dragon.

Because when filming a movie, Nagini's tattoo was exposed, and some people said that this is the source of Nagini's power, and even listed a large number of basis.

Although this statement has no basis, what if it works?

So in recent times, the tattoo industry in various regions of the world has ushered in a period of business eruption, and many unscrupulous merchants even featured the signature of the same tattoo as Nagini.

Not to mention, although the skills are not good, the effect of this advertisement is really excellent.

However, Nagini didn't want to pay attention to these things outside.

In fact, this statement is not based on any basis. In fact, Nagini's strength has something to do with the tattoo on his back.

However, unlike what everyone thinks, it is not the power that is only due to tattoos, but the tattoo that is only due to strength. In a sense, this is also an external manifestation of power.

Nagini thought about washing off these tattoos. After all, except for those with special meanings (such as family names, beliefs, etc.), most tattoos will only feel cool when they are young!

When I was old, looking at those meaningless tattoos, all I thought about was why I was so stupid at that time!

Unfortunately, Nagini found many hospitals and hired many so-called masters, but none of them could give him a solution that satisfies him.

Nagini, who was burning charcoal in New York, Manhattan apartment, suddenly stopped what he was doing.

The next second, his fair and handsome face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, but it lasted for about less than a minute, as if he was deflated. Nagini shook his head helplessly, and a trace of disappointment flashed in his eyes:

"Sure enough, it still doesn't work."

There are two genes in Nagini's body, one is the basilisk gene and the other is the dragon gene. As for the human gene?

He was thrown away by the auxiliary system with disgust.

So a long time ago, Nagini was actually no longer a human being. In the years when he was not a human being, Nagini always believed that the two genes in his body were incompatible.

Simply put, it is equivalent to having a BMW and a Ferrari, but you can only ride one of them at a time. You can't ride a bicycle and carry a bicycle on your back, right?

ps: When I was in junior high school, my classmates rode a BMW, and it felt that it was the most disadvantageous. Until I went to high school, I found that my classmates rode a Ferrari...o(╥﹏╥)o

However, not long ago, Nagini discovered that his ideas might be a bit wrong.

The dragon does not have space ability. During the period when he was sleeping and evolving, even if he realized that Los Angeles was invaded by the chrysanthemum beast, he would not be able to appear in Los Angeles from Wakanda in the state of a dragon.

The correct operation should be to first become a Basilisk, then teleport from Wakanda to Los Angeles, and then switch from the Basilisk state to the Dragon state.

Of course, the specific operation should not be like this. After all, at this stage, the strongest person in Nagini is not the dragon, but the snake monster in the fifth stage.

Nagini in the dragon state took less than a minute to kill the chrysanthemum beast, but if it was Nagini in the basilisk state, it only took one second.

But now is not the time to worry about these issues. What Nagini is thinking is whether it is possible to merge the dragon state and the basilisk state to achieve the effect of 1+1>2?

If it can really be done, dragon + snake monster? Space ability + time ability (not activated)?

It's so beautiful to think about it!

But after recent attempts, Nagini has no clue at all. The dragon gene and the snake monster gene are still the same as before, and they do not interfere with each other.

Although he can switch states smoothly between dragons and snake monsters, he wants to use space abilities in dragon state? Or spew out dragon breath in snake monster state?

These operations that are very handsome in Nagini's eyes are currently only in the fantasy stage.

If he hadn't been very clear that he had done it and had videos to prove it, Nagini even believed that the so-called fusion was just a fantasy he had imagined.

Recalling his original state carefully made Nagini ponder. Could it be that his will is not strong enough?

Speaking of which, why did I appear in Los Angeles?

He was sleeping in Wakanda at that time, and his brain was in chaos. Even if the chrysanthemum beast attacked Los Angeles, he would not know it. But what was strange was that he knew it at that time and did abnormal behavior.

This is weird and completely illogical.

Nagini thought about these issues for a long time, but except for letting himself lose a few more hairs, it seems that he has not solved any problems.

"Crack!"

The charcoal burned, and the bursting sound pulled Nagini's thoughts back to reality. He stared at the dark red charcoal in a daze. Nagini's expression changed a little, and then took a deep breath:

“he~tui!”

With the sound of "Zi Lala", Nagini raised his middle finger at the charcoal fire with a black look on his face:

"Fake!"

Outside the door, there were sounds of knocking. Nagini ignored it. He was in a very disappointed mood now. He felt that the whole world was targeting me. Why wasn’t I spitting out a big fireball?

Even if you give me a little flame!

I am a giant dragon, a giant dragon of more than 100 meters. Do you know that this will make me feel embarrassed?

But because Nagini ignored it, the knock outside the door rang a few times and then stopped.

As the breeze blew on his face, looking at the clear sky, Nagini couldn't help but sigh that the wind today was very noisy.

Then his cell phone rang and took out his cell phone casually. Nagini looked at the phone number, and then a happy smile appeared on his face: "Dear, I asked you to make text messages and send it to you. Am I very smart?"

Because of some things that happened in Los Angeles, coupled with a conversation with Tony two days ago, and Sanm is coming back today, Nagini plans to hold a party at home.

Because Sanm had nothing to do, Nagini edited a text message and asked her to buy some ingredients for barbecue when she came back.

But what Nagini didn't expect was that the phone rang out of Sanm's roaring voice: "Nagini, please open the door for me quickly, I didn't bring the key!"

You yell at me? You dare to yell at me?!

This little girl didn't clean up for three days, and she was afraid she would go to the room to remove the tiles!

She yelled at me today and dared to hit me tomorrow. Wouldn't she want to...

Nagini couldn't bear it. He felt that he had an obligation to let Sanm know who is the father in this family!

Then……

Looking at Tony Stark, who was shaking his phone at the door, with a slutty smile on his face, after a thousandth of a second of thinking, Nagini backhanded the condom on Tony's face:

"Wdnmd! I'll go demolish Jarvis tomorrow!"

Faced with Nagini's roar, Tony rolled his eyes disapprovingly: "Who told you not to open the door for me? Don't think I don't know you are at home."

As he said that, he walked in and saw the condom on the ground. Tony looked at Nagini with a vulgar face and made a strange "tsk tsk" sound:

"Big size? I thought you use extra-large size like me."

Nagini was so angry that he couldn't help but shout:

"Are you cheap?"

Just as Tony was about to refute, Natasha, who appeared with Fury, from behind Nagini, the stairs on the second floor, had her beautiful big eyes flashing with curiosity: "What are you talking about? Do you want to add me?"

The two looked at each other, and Tony took a step forward and stepped on the condom under his feet: "You guys are faster than me? I thought I would be the first one to come."

Although everyone is a gentleman, it is really embarrassing to discuss this kind of issue in front of a beautiful woman.

Nagini followed Tony and lifted his forehead speechlessly: "Don't tell me, you slipped in along the balcony again. Although you know you are agents, can't you take the path that normal people take?"

Nagini immediately asked: "Do you eat kiwi?"

Although it looks very fresh, in fact, I bought the kiwi last week. After buying it, Nagini ate one.

How to say it?

It looks delicious, but it is actually very unpalatable!

Faced with Nagini's inquiry, a sad expression appeared on Fury's face. He picked up an apple: "Forget it, I'll eat an apple, this thing grows."

As he said that, he threw a banana to Natasha and threw the kiwi that had been left for a week to Tony.

Nagini seemed to want to say something, but after a moment, he fell silent.

Then……
Chapter completed!
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