"You have to learn, Ye Er." He Yin touched his non-existent beard and sighed, "It is said on TV that women who act coquettishly have the best life."

Liner didn't believe his lies and looked at him with a sceptical look: "What kind of TV are you watching?"

"Oh, it's "Defense Battle of Divorce." He Yin replied.

Liner: “…”

After a moment of silence, Lin Er made an accurate summary: "So, are all the spoiled women divorced?"

"Of course not." He Yin looked at her condemnly, "The plot above is probably about the couple who divorced because their wives don't act coquettishly."

"..." Liner made another accurate summary, "So the plot above is nonsense. In reality, there are only three reasons for divorce."

He Yin asked subconsciously: "What three types?"

Lin Er said soberly: "First, cheating; second, domestic violence; third, no feelings."

"..." He Yin touched his head, feeling that what she said seemed to make some sense, but he couldn't help but refute, "But, Ye Ye, there is really research to prove that appropriate acting spoiled can also increase the interest between couples."

Liner looked at him wonderingly: "No, hippo, you don't have a partner, why do you care about love or not?"

He Yin: "?"

He Yin: "..."

Thank you, I was insulted.

After a quiet moment, the single mother and fetal dog He Yin and He Da insisted on love: "Although I don't have one, I am very happy to give you advice."

"..." Liner seemed to want to roll his eyes very much, but because of the sake of his friends, he tried hard to hold it back and said, "I thank you, but I don't need it."

"You don't need it, maybe Nicholas needs it?" He Yin turned his head and looked at Xie Yan "swish", and began to spare no effort to win over his allies, "Brother, do you think, do you like my Lord and you act coquettishly with you."

Xie Yan lazily supported his chin, glanced at Lin Er, and then smiled: "I like it."

Liner: “…”

"That's right." He Yin slapped the table with great encouragement, slammed the milk tea on the table and shook it, "Come on, Ye Ye, hurry up and learn from me first."

Liner: “…”

Wen Miao, who was drinking milk tea to watch the fun: "Hippo, I advise you to be careful. If you make the milk tea crooked, I will take your head off."

He Yin quickly withdrew his claws and sat upright to start the on-site teaching: "Call me first, husband~~~"

Liner: “…”

Lin Er was so aroused by his delicate husband that he had goose bumps.

Save, help.

She doesn't know whether a spoiled woman is good at life. What she knows is that a spoiled man must be fatal.

Xie Yan obviously didn't expect that He Yin's teaching started with him first. He was silent for a moment and said to He Yin: "Brother, let's discuss, can you not look at me when you call me husband?"

Xie Yan can finally understand the complicated mood of Shen Wang when he called him husband to Shen Wang.

Tsk, Feng Shui takes turns to see who can bypass whom.

Hearing Xie Yan's words, He Yin made a "ok" gesture, then turned his head and said to Wen Miao in a delicate manner: "Old man~~~"

"..." Wen Miao choked into his throat with a mouthful of milk tea, lowered his head and coughed continuously, "Cough cough cough--"

Husband...Master???

Wen Miao coughed for a long time and finally breathed smoothly. He raised his head with wet eyes: "I'll discuss it, you can call me husband, yes, but don't call me husband?"

Isn't this the fuck calling eunuch?

Whose couples have the fun of calling their boyfriends to become old eunuchs?

Wen Miao is so speechless.

He Yin looked at her condemnly with a look of "What are you talking about?" and then said, "What husband? Master Mao, why are you so unfaithful? I'm calling my husband, do you understand? The 'husband' behind is a deliberate and long tail sound to show my soft and cuteness."

“…”

Ah, this soft and cute are so terrible.

Wen Miao sucked milk tea and thought expressionlessly, if she had such a soft and cute partner, she would have to get rid of it first and then get it done quickly.

After explaining that this husband is not his husband, He Yin continued to talk about the theme of acting cute: "Come on, Ye, learn from me, husband~~~"

He listened to Wen Miao's words, and the "male" ending sound was not that long.

But Wen Miao was still disgusted by his delicate tone and couldn't drink milk tea anymore. She silently pulled the straw out of her mouth and pushed the milk tea aside.

Lin Er lowered his head and touched the goose bumps on his arm. After seeing Xie Yan, he also touched him.

“…”

It seems that he was disgusted too.

He Yinquan pretended that he didn't see it, and continued to act spoiled: "Learn from me, Ye Ye, husband~~~"

Liner: “…”

It happened that the waiter came over to serve the dishes. He Yin's ecstatic "husband~~~" came out, which made the waiter tremble with his hands and almost buckled the casserole rice noodles on his head.

The waiter looked at He Yin with a look of silence, put down the rice noodles silently, and quickly retreated.

He Yin was still acting cute and acted cute: "Husband~Kiss~Hug~Hold high~~~"

Wen Miao covered his ears in pain: "Mumu, please shout with me quickly. If you don't shout, I will be called to death by him first."

"..." Lin Er had to hold the hero's tragic mood of cutting off his arm, slowly turned his head and looked at Xie Yan, and then moved his lips with great difficulty, "Old, old--"

She can't go on.

This title is a bit shameful.

Her closest name to Xie Yan was those joking words like "brother".

"It's my husband, not the old man." He Yin corrected her seriously, "Roll the tail tone and let it go."

Liner: “…”

This difficulty coefficient is too high, she really can't challenge it.

But seeing He Yin's teaching work so hard, Lin Er had to deliberately skip the title of "husband" and mechanically repeat his second half of the sentence: "Kiss--"

Before he finished speaking, He Yin interrupted her: "Ye Ye, can you have feelings? The hosts who broadcast weather forecasts on the radio have feelings for you."

The disliked Liner: "..."

He Yin: "Come on, do it again, husband~~~"

Liner was a little impatient, but he still endured it and continued to repeat it without any emotion: "Kiss."

He Yin: "..."

He Yin: "You can't do this."

After being denied one after another, Lin Er was out of patience. He pulled Xie Yan's wrist and said impatiently: "Do you think you should kiss me? Is there so much to do if you kiss me?"

Xie Yan, implicated by innocently: "?"

ah?
Chapter completed!