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Chapter 13

13. A dog that eats shit

When the refugees in Green Willow City who survived the disaster left this day, some immortals came outside the west gate, all wearing Taoist robes of the same style, short clothes and narrow sleeves, looking very smart.

The county magistrate Lu Shang said that there are many people and many livestock. The team along the way is too long and the county magistrate is worried, so he invited the immortals from Qingniu Temple to escort them.

This Taoist temple is southwest of Green Willow City, and is also on the edge of Dilong Mountain. There are more than 60 immortals in the temple, and the temple masters have eighth-level cultivation.

In a few days, all the celestial immortals and earthly immortals saw were all there, and Shang Saner had a higher horizon. He thought that there were ninth-level human immortals everywhere in the world. In fact, there were not many. The Lu family owned by his own family, and only four of them worked for Dongshan County. Three were in the Lu family in Longlin City, and the remaining one was in the affiliated Yaopeng City.

The human immortals walking in the world, like the tuberculosis ghost Xiao Niangpi and her parents in the Properties, are the majority below the ninth level.

Here, the county magistrate sent a letter to the gods to send a message back, recognized Shang Saner's identity as the Lord of Green Willow City, and asked Lu Shang to tell him: It is difficult for him to defend the city, and he exempted the tribute from Green Willow City for ten years, and the tribute in half of ten years will not be reduced in twenty years. There is a great demon comparable to a celestial immortal under Jiuyou. It is hard to stop the demonic troubles. No one under his command can persuade Green Willow City to come. If he wants to recruit, the county magistrate is willing to open a door of convenience and ask the lord of the mall to go to the Longlin City stone field to pick up the prisoners of the man and immortals there, and there are ten prisoners of the man and immortals who can give him.

The affiliated city also has to pay tribute to the upper city. The Zhou family has never made any statements before, but Shang Saner didn't know about it.

According to Lu Shang, Green Willow City pays tribute to three specialties, eight or equivalents of Youbi shrimps, and in addition, thirty bamboo leaves.

For this tribute, the face of Daluo Jinxian was not good, so there was no room for bargaining.

He cursed the county magistrate's mother in his heart, and Shang Saner wanted to thank Lu Shang with a smile, saying that he would pick up prisoners after he was done.

After the handover, Lu Shang made a special favor, as the mall owner invited, the livestock only took away cattle, horse, mule, donkey, sheep, and kept all the unhurried pigs.

Outside the Xicheng Gate, there are not counting piglets, but there are more than 300 pigs over half a year old.

It was impossible for Shang Saner and Cao Si to feed livestock, so the pigs were left outside the city and let them flow on their own, allowing them to eat weeds and unharvested crops. If they do not want to raise fat, they will become wild boars and they will just be fine.

Twenty miles outside the four city walls are all the land of the Land of the Green Willow City. There are few ferocious beasts, and there are no evil mountain monsters. These pigs can do not leave the 20 miles away.

There was nothing to hand over again. The county magistrate Lu Shang gave the order, and the yamen soldiers and minor officials shouted the refugees to go on the road, and the Taoist soldiers and the immortals accompanied him to escort them.

My mother took Shang Saner, Cao Si and an old dog and sent it out for two miles.

On the way to see him off, Cao Si suddenly had his eyes lit up, and he held Shang Saner with his elbow and said, "See? That female crown is not comparable to Madam Meng, a truly top-notch beauty! That thin waist is rare, with good breasts and long legs. Isn't it so greedy for someone to be so greedy?"

In fact, without Cao Si's reminder, Shang Saner had already discovered that the tall and outstanding Taoist nun in the Qingniuguan human immortal was the only beauty he had seen in his life, with an amazingly thinner waist. However, he still had the memory of two teeth. There were dozens of immortals in Qingniuguan, and the people who came down to earth could not hear it, but they were hard to say that they were afraid that their mouths would not be enough for others to knock, so they just looked at them secretly and did not dare to say anything.

Shang Saner didn't say anything, but Cao Si didn't let it go, and said to himself: "You have to marry a wife to your ancestors!"

Seeing that Shang Saner ignored him, Cao Si asked his mother: "Auntie Shang, do you think she is a wife?"

Most of the people who escaped from their lives were the neighbors on both sides of Xizheng Street. Most of them knew each other. Shang Saner's mother wiped her tears all the way, chatting with the women on various ox carts, saying goodbye, and then she turned around and looked in that direction.

"It's great. I'm afraid I don't have that blessing, I'm still a Taoist nun!"

"It's not that Taoist nuns cannot return to the secular world..."

Cao Si still had to fight for it. Seeing several Taoist priests in Qingniuguan turn their heads and look at him, Shang Saner winked at the old dog.

So, Cao Si suddenly tripped something on his feet and fell to bite him.

Because of this episode, Cao Si sprained his ankle, so I didn't continue to send it.

The only food that was sent to Longlin City was the staple food, and the only food that was brought to the earth was the fruit and melons. In addition, there were crops that were not fully mature in the wilderness. The food in the city was no longer useful. Shang Saner had long been greedy for the meat and shouted on the way back: "Old dog, go back and kill the fat pig!"

Seeing Lao Huang shouting, the fattest pig in the pig shed followed him obediently, and he didn't run or shout all the way to the city, Cao Si was shocked: "Old Huang has indeed increased his abilities. Shang Saner did not lie. Did he really meet a human immortal to become a disciple?"

The old dog drove pigs, and Shang Saner pushed a truck of grain, which was also left by Dongshan County. There were two large bags of millet, one bag of flour, and half a bucket of oil.

The reason why I didn't throw it to the old dog's back is because I was so idle.

Cao Si said that he had sprained ankle and didn't help pushing the cart, but he also climbed on the grain bag and sat down for him to push it.

The refugees set off at noon and saw them off. The sun was almost westward and there was no time to slaughter the big fat pigs. They could only wait tomorrow and shout to the city lord's mansion.

Today, I didn’t have nothing to do. The remains of the corpses were sent to the public warehouse by the old dog. All the stored grains in the public warehouse were also taken out, and countless firewood and all the wine stored in the city lord’s mansion wine cellar and the Xizheng Street winery were also added.

Wine is also considered food. I was afraid that it would be defiled, so Shang Saner didn't dare to ask for it. She just happened to burn the corpse and could be kept in the wine jar.

Cao Si didn't know when these things were moved to the public warehouse!

My mother, Cao Si are all there, and a jar of wine is poured on the bones and is about to ignite the fire. Shang Saner also called out: "Old dog, go and drag the old willow tree!"

The piles of corpses, grain, firewood, and wine jars did not count. When the old dog dragged the old willow tree that the few people next to the City God Temple could not hold, Cao Si was even more shocked!

This dog's ancestral grave is filled with smoke!

Shang Saner threw down the torch, and the fire rushed up several feet high, and the black smoke also rose. However, this belongs to the world and is completely different from the one from Jiuyou.

The fire was surging, alarming the little girl in the concierge's tuberculosis, and ran over to see the movement.

The fire couldn't be burned overnight. After watching it for a while, she wanted to retreat again.

Before leaving, Shang Saner's mother said to her: "We will slaughter pigs tomorrow morning, and the girl will help you, bring food to your grandma!"

The little girl responded timidly.

The little girl went away, but Cao Si followed the merchant's mother and mother to the city lord's mansion.

After entering the door, he hugged Shang Saner's neck: "I didn't expect you to be lucky. I really met a god. What kind of immortal skills have you learned? I should teach you brother!"

Shang Saner's mother didn't care about him and went back to the backyard to cook.

The transmission of Dharma involves cause and effect. With Cao Si's nature, he learned how to cause trouble. Shang Saner was not at ease with his family, so how dare he pass it on to him? He coaxed and said, "The conscience of heaven and earth, when he met a god, he really cured his teeth and gave the old dog a better ability. How could he pass on the Dharma?"

No matter how he asked, he said this, and in the end, Cao Si left with resentment.

Shang Saner thought: "If you can't pass on the wonderful Dharma, you will learn the art of enlightenment and don't use it in front of him. Old dog's abilities must be hidden, and you must not show them all! I am loyal to fulfilling my wish to coax him!"

When he returned to the huge Cao Mansion, Cao four were alone, but he also had a reason why he went to the city lord's mansion to live - it was difficult to hide money in front of Shang Saner and his mother.

He was so angry that he could only masturbate. That night, he returned to his old house and moved hundreds of kilograms of silver back to Cao's house in several times. The antique utensils were still left, so he would move them again when he changed them.

The silver light is bright and you can feel countless fun just by touching it with your hands.

After the last trip, I put it back to the Cao family's original treasure trunk, and was already exhausted and collapsed on the ground.

The silver found in the database was now moved back and was lying on the ground tired. Cao Si asked himself: "When I moved the silver out of here, I'm afraid I'm not stupid?"

After lying for a while, I stood up and returned to the selected large room.

He was in a spacious mansion with a silk bedding, but he was covered with black holes in all directions and couldn't fall asleep on the soft couch for a long time. He suddenly shouted: "Damn it, the whole family is dead, and I won't come back to see it! Is it okay for a human immortal?"

This time, it was not Shang Saner who scolded him, but the youngest in Master Cao's house.

After scolding, I lost all my worries and fell asleep quickly.

It was just dawn and I was woken up again.

There was Shang Saner's voice outside. He was screaming for a long time but he didn't respond. The guy was still kicking the door!

Cao Si cursed: "Damn it, my door is carved with pear wood. If you kick it out, you will compensate?"

He put on his clothes, pulled out the door latch and opened the door: "You are not a person who can get up early, the genius has just turned pale. What's the point of asking me to do so early?"

Shang Saner asked: "Don't you want to eat meat? Why don't you go out of the city with me to carry water? I'm setting up all the firewood, just waiting to kill pigs and burn hair!"

There were indeed two shoulder poles and four buckets beside him.

The old dog can carry wine and coffins, so he can naturally carry water, but Shang Saner has decided not to easily reveal his legs in front of Cao Si. The old dog has to hide some of his abilities before asking him to carry water together.

With the flesh attracted him, Cao Si stopped complaining, went back to the house and quickly put on his clothes, washed his face and came out.

Taking the pair of shoulder poles in hand and carrying the empty bucket on his shoulders, Cao Si asked again: "I closed the door of the house yesterday, how did you come in?"

Shang Saner smiled but did not answer. When she walked to the gate of Cao Mansion, she saw a small piece of bamboo strip next to the door bolt with a rope hanging down, which must have reached into the crack of the door and pushed it away.

Cao Si smiled: "You are the city lord, but you have learned the ability to be a thief!"

"The gate of Cao's house has been around for a long time, and the shaft is a bit off, so there is a crack in the door. How can other families open it? Is there such a stupid thief in the world?"

As they spoke, the two walked onto Beitong Street together.

There was still thick smoke in the public warehouse next to it, and the flames were not extinguished.

The water source in Green Willow City is full of well water. The Land Po said that in two or three months, it should be possible to drink it. Then there is no need to go out of the city to carry water. At present, he can only get it from the mountain spring under the hill halfway outside the west of the city.

The pig hair requires a lot of water, and Shang Saner's mother cooks, so she is afraid that four buckets of water will not be enough for one trip, so the two thugs run away again.

However, in the next trip, Cao Si took the one he carried back to Cao's house. He didn't even dare to use well water to wash, and was more cautious than Shang Saner.

The water is good, and the thin fairy girl is really here to help.

With water burning in the pot, I was ready to kill the pig.

When he went to pick the pig with Shang Saner, he saw that the surrounding area of ​​the Big Fat Pig Station was still clean and did not rush around. Cao Si asked in confusion: "But this pig is strange, can it not be pulled all night?"

Shang Saner replied to him: "I pulled it, let the dog eat it!"

Cao Si curled his lips and refused to believe it.

Neither of the two men had been butchers before, so they could only try to slaughter the pig. After pressing it over, the fat pig who had been docile before also opened his throat and started to howl, and struggled with all his hooves.

Shang Saner shouted: "Girl, you are a human immortal, you are very strong, help you to suppress the pig!"

The old lady in the kitchen interjected: "The person is called Mei'er, his surname is Chen, he is one year older than you, so stop calling him a girl!"

The little girl reached out her hand timidly and pressed on the pig's back.

The thin and weak little girl was indeed stronger than the two men. She pressed her with one hand, and the fat pig could no longer turn around and could only howl.

Shang Saner and Cao Si carried the pig-killing knife that came from the city and stabbed the pig in the neck. They could not poke the vital points without experience. After a few slaps, blood splashed everywhere, but the pig's howling sounded even louder.

Shang Saner's mother had also prepared a wooden basin to catch pig blood. She didn't expect that the two men would be useless, and the blood that was slaughtered would be useless.

It took a long time to kill the pig.

Shang Saner likes to eat pig intestines. After shaving the hair and cutting it opens, he will clean the internal organs and rinse out a lot of pig manure. Shang Saner really calls the dog and barks to lick and eat all the dirty things on the ground.
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