Section 1 I want to find a man

You Xiaofeng has a very personality!

Usually, if you describe a man with a personality, the superficial meaning is that the man has connotation and depth, and there is also a subtext, that is, the man has nothing left in addition to his personality.

Of course, You Xiaofeng thinks that he has connotation and depth.

At the moment, he was sitting under the sign of "Tianya Yishi" and staring at the woman in front of him with his very personality, deep, and melancholy and painful eyes. A Montblanc ballpoint pen in his hand turned rapidly, with the frequency of the mouth of Xianglin Sao, the woman opposite.

"I want to find a man!" The woman kept muttering this request.

You Xiaofeng was not panicked when encountering trouble and said with a smile: "We are providing this kind of service here... If you want to find a woman, you can find the wrong door." After saying that, he smiled humorously. When he saw the woman's face like a wall, he curled his smile. He thought to himself that if a woman lacks a man, she also lacks a sense of humor.

The woman in front of You Xiaofeng was about forty years old, with her long hair tied casually, just like the middle-aged version of Liu Laolao in the Grand View Garden.

"Actually, I don't have high requirements. I just ask that man to be honest, kind, and have some skills, and don't have to rely on women to make a living." After the woman said the request, she looked up at You Xiaofeng and said seriously: "It's a barely enough to do this like you."

A female employee wearing glasses next to her couldn't help laughing and suddenly started to laugh. You Xiaofeng heard that she had become the standard for choosing a mate for middle-aged and elderly women, and could still laugh, "That... a man like me, there are some in our database!"

The woman's eyes lit up and she said anxiously: "You can't."

You Xiaofeng almost threw the ballpoint pen worth 3,000 yuan into the woman's mouth. The female employee wanted to laugh again. You Xiaofeng said with a face: "Xiao Deng, go and pour a glass of water. Didn't you see Miss Lin thirsty? Pour me a glass too."

Xiao Deng just laughed at the female employee, wearing black wide-brimmed glasses, which looked quite solemn. Hearing You Xiaofeng's instructions, he stood up solemnly and walked slowly towards the water dispenser, his expression as if a monk was about to kiss God's toes. You Xiaofeng did not drink water, and saw her slow movements of eight beats, he was almost in a hurry!

Finally, he looked away, You Xiaofeng focused his eyes on the woman's nose, resisted the urge to hit someone, and asked, "Why can't I do it?"

"You are too young." The woman said quietly: "A man who is too young is usually unreliable!"

You Xiaofeng finally put down the Montblanc who showed his identity and tapped his finger on the notebook in front of him. While knocking, he said, "Ms. Lin, I will repeat your request. Your request should be between 35 and 45, mature and steady, medium-sized, and about 170cm tall, and requires a skill. Gu family, a caring man. I wonder if I was right?" Seeing the woman nodding, You Xiaofeng asked again, "Do you have any other needs?" Seeing the woman shake her head, You Xiaofeng pretended to be on the computer for a long time, knocked on the car, closed the notebook, and coughed, "Ms. Lin, you have no high requirements. There are 78 men in the Tianya First Line Database that meet your requirements. If you want to open a file in the Tianya First Line, we will choose the best people for you to choose."

"How much does it cost?" Miss Lin's voice sounded like a dolphin, as if she had encountered a ferocious shark.

You Xiaofeng looked at Ms. Lin quickly and said calmly: "If you open the file and keep the file for one year, and then three lily appointments, it would have cost 599 yuan. But now it is a reward event, and you can get one year of service as long as you pay 399 yuan."

"It's a bit expensive." Miss Lin covered her pocket.

You Xiaofeng's smile was engraved on his face, "Ms. Lin... This money is just two meals of KFC with his children. The price of an ordinary restaurant last time. If it can be successful, it can be exchanged for your second half of your life... happiness for the second half of your life. Even if you spend ten years of happy life, it will be worth one cent a day. What is one cent enough to do? Is anyone picking it up now when I throw it on the ground? Don't you think this price... is actually very cheap?"

Miss Lin was still hesitating, and You Xiaofeng picked up Montblanc again, put it in his pocket, stood up and said, "Miss Lin, of course, this matter must be voluntary. In fact, you can think about it again... However, there are not discounts for guests every day, and happiness must be achieved as soon as possible."

Seeing You Xiaofeng posing as a guest, Miss Lin hurriedly said, "Don't think about it, I... believe you."

You Xiaofeng snapped his fingers and smiled and said, "Xiao Deng!"

Xiao Deng finally brought two glasses of water and said, "Mr. You, the water is coming."

You Xiaofeng looked at the two glasses of water and almost wanted to spill it on Xiao Deng's face, "Take... Miss Lin to go and handle the procedures for opening the file."

"Where is this water?" Xiao Deng asked.

You Xiaofeng sighed and said, "Put it down, I may use it to wash my face."

Xiao Deng said 'oh', walked slowly to Miss Lin, and said blankly: "Miss Lin... Please come here!"

(2)

After a negotiation, You Xiaofeng stood up and let his mouth rest. He looked at Xiao Deng in the distance and slowly going through the procedures with middle-aged Liu Laolao, as if he was watching the black and white film slow down and playing.

When I felt that the world was about to be slowed down by this little Deng, a "bang" sounded, and a man ran in with a fast camera to make up for God's error.

The man rushed to You Xiaofeng like a possessed man, grabbed a glass of water beside him, drank it in one breath, and then let out a scream, "Why is this water so hot! Cup!"

Xiao Deng didn't forget to say that, "It's not long before boiling! President You are ready to wash his face."

The man was so hot that he grinned his teeth and stretched out his hand to lose the cup. He saw You Xiaofeng's eyes full of melancholy, as if they contained great tableware. He endured the pain and slowly put down the cup, and said respectfully: "Hello, Mr. You. Sorry, I'll drink your face wash." The man's face at 8:20, plus a Himalayan nose formed a face that was brave enough to climb. A few drops of sweat flowed down, but they didn't wipe it off. Each diamond shone like a diamond, silently showing off his master's hard work.

You Xiaofeng suddenly became blind. He didn't look at the sweat on the man's forehead or the quartz clock like a discus hanging on the wall opposite, and sat down and asked, "Zhao Lingxiao, what time is it now?"

Zhao Lingxiao turned his head and looked at the clock, and smiled and said, "Nine-sixty-three."

You Xiaofeng smiled, "What day is today?"

“No. 21.”

"It's only the 21st." You Xiaofeng sighed and said, "A month has passed. You are twelve late, which is not too much. But if you have to deduct your salary according to regulations, you may have to pay me a little money."

Zhao Lingxiao's smile was brighter than Yangon's Dajin Temple. "Mr. You, today I am really full of cups. I am like a coffee table. When I woke up in the morning, the house I rented was cut off. Look..." He grinned his teeth and showed his red and black teeth, "I brushed my teeth with soy sauce."

"Even if you rinse your mouth with shark fin, what's up to me?" You Xiaofeng played with his Montblanc again. The ballpoint pen of more than 3,000 yuan was shining with the glory of capitalism.

Zhao Lingxiao accompanied him to carefully and said, "After brushing his teeth, I went out... I immediately squeezed into the bus. I couldn't be late... but after the bridge... I'm going to be a cup."

"You have no worries?" You Xiaofeng asked interested.

Zhao Lingxiao's face turned red, "Mr. You, the dream of the bridge is unforgettable... No, how could the comedy like the dream of the bridge be happen to me? It's not the dream of the dream of the bridge be unforgettable, but someone wants to jump off the bridge. That guy was in his twenties and was heartbroken and said he wanted his girlfriend to come to see him... Otherwise he would jump off the bridge. The police tried to persuade him to come down. The guy from the bridge was blocked and the wind and rain were blocked, and the radio station was coming. It's a scoundrel."

"Then did you fly over?"

"I don't have that ability. After the man got off, the traffic was better, and the car drove across the bridge. I was so anxious that I started running towards the company as soon as I arrived. I dare say... Robles and I can't surpass me." After Zhao Lingxiao closed the case, he said solemnly: "Mr. You, I swear to God that everything I said is true. If there is a lie, I will ask God to send Lei Gong to greet me every day!"

"It's over?" Montblanc finally stopped dancing and started a Latin dance on the table.

"It's over." Zhao Lingxiao wiped the sweat from her forehead, like a suspect waiting to be sentenced.

"There is nothing else?" You Xiaofeng frowned.

Zhao Lingxiao said in a daze: "What else do you want? Mr. You... Everything I said is true."

You Xiaofeng raised his eyebrows and slapped the table angrily and said, "That young man jumped onto the bridge, do you just watch him jump with your eyes open?"

Zhao Lingxiao didn't understand why the cruel and future warrior Mr. You was very merciful, and said quietly: "I actually... have my eyes closed."

"Cup! What a damn cup!" You Xiaofeng suddenly stood up and paced around, "Why are you all people like you in this company? Look at him jumping on the bridge, he didn't react at all?"

Zhao Lingxiao cried and said, "At that time, I was so anxious that I wanted to commit suicide. I wanted to kick him off the bridge. How could I think of saving him? Mr. You, I was wrong. Next time, I would like to save him, okay?"

You Xiaofeng shouted angrily: "Enough, you are stupid once, are you going to be stupid again? Do you know how the fuck hei Xiaozi died?"

Zhao Lingxiao Muran said, "Is he stupid?" He really didn't understand, he didn't understand what was wrong with him.

You Xiaofeng stared at Zhao Lingxiao and said sadly: "I can tolerate you sooner or later, tolerate you being late repeatedly, or tolerate you rinse your mouth with soy sauce... Stay away from me, I hate the smell of soy sauce the most." After Zhao Lingxiao took three steps back, You Xiaofeng said again: "But I can't tolerate you watching a broken teenager commit suicide! As an employee, what is the most important thing?"

"I have no idea!"

"I knew you didn't know! As a qualified employee of an excellent company, professional qualities are the most important! What are your major? Your matchmaker professionals! What are the teenagers who are heartbroken? The company's potential customers! What are so many media visits? Free publicity! You said that in front of this opportunity to promote on the radio for free, you forgot your job, and did not persuade that person to go to the "East Line" to find another one, but instead closed your eyes and stood by, invisibly giving up the opportunity to expand the company's influence, causing the company to suffer major losses. How can you forgive you?"

Zhao Lingxiao said "ah" and was speechless, unable to speak. The sweat that had not been wiped from his forehead flowed down the Himalayan nose, like the sad tears of a crocodile...

(3)

Zhao Lingxiao never dreamed that this casual closing of her eyes once every five hundred years would actually bring about the lion roar that You Xiaofeng had for thousands of years. Under You Xiaofeng's righteous words, Zhao Lingxiao wished she could transform into his source of visitors.

At least You Xiaofeng has always been polite to the source of customers.

In shame, Zhao Lingxiao said, "Mr. You, I'm wrong, I'm guilty." Seeing this, You Xiaofeng smiled, "Whoever has no faults? If you make any mistakes, you will be a good comrade."

Zhao Lingxiao raised her head and had to correct it: "Mr. You said I don't care about anything else, but don't say I'm a comrade, okay? My sexual orientation is normal!"

You Xiaofeng nodded, agreed to his subordinates' humble request, and said deeply: "Zhao Lingxiao...classmate...when were you classmates with me? What did you ask me to call you? Mr. Zhao?"

Zhao Lingxiao said humbly: "Just call me Xiao Zhao."

"Xiao Zhao, your losses this time are really irreparable." You Xiaofeng sighed and said, "If it were another boss..."

"I'm afraid I'll cut me into pieces and get rid of my bones and ashes." Zhao Lingxiao continued: "Please give me a chance to correct me."

You Xiaofeng waved his hand magnanimously, as if he wanted to disperse the ashes, and then he expressed his real purpose, "Of course you have to change, and you have to work overtime to change. The first measure is that the man did not jump off the bridge, so you continue to jump." Seeing that Zhao Lingxiao's face was only a nose, and his nostrils were closed and shrunk like an angry bullfighting, You Xiaofeng calmly said: "Of course this is impossible. Let's talk about the second measure... It's very simple. Go and find the broken young man quickly and find out what he is called and what work he does."

"Why?" Zhao Lingxiao said dumbly.

You Xiaofeng said bitterly: "According to my speculation, the reporters of the TV station are also catching benefits, catching their eyes, and trying to improve their ratings. They should not miss this selling point... If you can find the young man before you arrive at the radio and agree to introduce him to a girlfriend, this matter will be possible for free and hype with the radio station. They will increase the ratings and we will expand the influence. Isn't it killing two birds with one stone? As for this further development, I will calculate it when you find it. If you find it, your salary will not be deducted. If you can't find it, you can see if there is still a shortage of people under the bridge?"

Zhao Lingxiao's face was pale and nodded. When she turned around and went out, she was like Jing Ke and You Xiaofeng next to Yishui stretched, looked at the quartz clock opposite, and said, "Xiao Deng, I'll go out. If a guest comes later..."

"Just say you are marrying Chinese in Sanya and staying in a hotel with 58,000 nights? If the guest asks you when you will come back, I will say you might be able to charter a flight in the afternoon?" Xiao Deng replied.

You Xiaofeng smiled and said, "I just like your cleverness..."

"It's a pity that I have a boyfriend." Xiao Deng said regretfully.

You Xiaofeng also showed a regretful expression, "It's really a pity. I wish I could meet before I got married." After leaving the company, he waited for bus No. 888. Unfortunately, the bus did not cross the mountains and seas to Sanya, but was the end point when he arrived at a place with beautiful mountains and rivers.

There is a magnificent building at the end. Seeing the shape of the building complex is like a coffin meeting, You Xiaofeng reached the entrance of the coffin and walked in without hesitation. There was a tombstone several feet high standing outside the coffin, with four big words "Qingshan Hospital" engraved on it.

You Xiaofeng seemed to be familiar with the road here, and went straight to the back building of the hospital. The corridor was filled with the regretful smell of dreams of the bridge. You Xiaofeng rushed into the elevator, pressed the third floor, and found room 315.

Just as he was about to reach out and push open the door, You Xiaofeng stopped there again, with a strange look in his eyes, because a cheerful music was coming from the room.

The music is light and the rhythm is scattered, and the atmosphere is completely different from the death here.

That's a song - I'm not Huang Rong.

However, there is only the sound of music accompaniment, and there is a person who sings the sound of Mei Chaofeng summoning Chen Xuanfeng...

I'm not Huang Rong...

I don't know how to do martial arts...

I just want Brother Jing...

Perfect love.

You Xiaofeng's scalp was numb and he wanted to kill the singing man with one move of the Nine Yin White Bone Claw. Finally, he resisted the feeling of vomiting and pushed open the door. He saw two people in the room, one standing like a zombie and the other lying like a dead body, just like the farewell meeting between Mei Chaofeng and Chen Xuanfeng back then.
To be continued...