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Chapter 16 The Great Plan

Now Li Feihu, Li Momo, Zhao Jingjing, and Tiger are sitting in the yard.

Li Momo said: "Actually, this is the case."

"When we discovered Long Aohuang, he was still a statue pressed under the mountain. Senior brother... Senior sister accidentally saved him, so he passed on us the Nine Pots of True Sutra."

"I think he is a maniac who is the world dominant man, and he is not a good person, so he guessed it right away. He listed some strange questions and asked me to solve them. Finally, he found that my IQ was as high as 75, and he was the smartest person in the world."

Zhao Jingjing said: "So coincidental? He said I am seventy-five."

Li Feihu said: "Same as above."

Li Momo said: "Hmm?"

They wrote down the topics that Long Aohuang had posted on the ground.

I have done these questions again.

As a result, everyone's answers are different.

The three of them said, "Fuck, scumbag."

Li Momo said: "Actually, it doesn't matter what our IQ is. What's important is that later he asked me to find the red divine clothes, and then wanted me to release him from under the stone wall."

"That day, half of the top of the cave collapsed, and the sun shone on him, so he hid in pain. Think about it, what kind of people are afraid of the sun?"

"Albinism." Zhao Jingjing said, "Oh no wonder Long Aohuang's face is so white. Now I am not jealous of him."

Li Feihu said: "It may also be rabies. Could it be that Long Aohuang has both albinism and rabies? Then do we ignore him? He should die soon."

Zhao Jingjing frowned and thought: "What you said is not unreasonable-"

Li Momo said: "I want to say that sins are afraid of being exposed to the sun - it can be seen that he is not a good person."

Zhao Jingjing and Li Feihu gave thumbs up, feeling that this answer has invisibly sublimated the topic.

Li Momo said again: "Now we all know that as long as he wears that red divine suit, he will not be afraid of the sunshine. Then the only question is, where will he take the power of destroying the world? If no one stops him, how long will it take to get it? Will he really destroy the world after he takes it? Will this be a cover for him?"

After Li Momo finished speaking, his head exploded.

Li Feihu and Zhao Jingjing thought for a while, and their heads exploded.

A quarter of an hour later, they changed to the pumpkin brought by Shanjun again. Li Momo said: "It seems that when we think complicatedly, the pumpkin head cannot bear our high IQ. In order to prevent the Long Aohuang from destroying the world, our new urgent task is to find a suitable head."

Li Feihu said: "First eliminate elm."

Zhao Jingjing said: "So what should I do if these people on the ground do?"

Li Momo said: "Louis Zhang is a stinky man and a barbarian. He always uses a translation accent and is even more a double-faced person. There is nothing to save. You can hang Huang Piaopiao on the flagpole and ask her to practice slowly, and then you can refine your head. Only Wang Wuwu is more troublesome. But I send my skills—"

Zhao Jingjing said: "It's my delegation."

Li Momo asked the white eyeball to roll his eyes several times and continued the book: "——You can ask people to cultivate from the body of Yuanyang to the body of Yuanyin, and you can also ask people to cultivate from the body of Yuanyin to the body of Yuanyang. As long as her body absorbs enough yang energy, she can re-cultivate Yuanyang, and her head will naturally grow back."

Li Feihu said: "Can't you bury her? After all, I have a grudge against her to kill her father."

Zhao Jingjing said: "After all, we still have the same feelings as a fellow student, so it's better to think of a solution."

Li Feihu thought for a while and said, "Or would you use a high temperature of about 1,000 degrees to temper her for about fifteen minutes? After all, the Yuanyang energy in any place is not as much as in the fire."

Li Momo said: "I'd better take her away. There are several industries under our Jiuhu Palace, some of which are in the gray area of ​​the law."

Zhao Jingjing said: "Then let's make up. Let's go to find a new head separately, and each person will have to find three. One month to ten years later, we will meet again at Siguniang Mountain and exchange heads with each other. We will swear by high-fives."

So the three of them clapped their high-highs and said, "Okay!"

Shan Jun also said, "Okay! I have indeed become the head of the agency."

Li Feihu came to Baihe Town again.

He covered his pumpkin head with a basket, and as he walked, he walked to the door of the man's house that was robbed by a robber.

Li Feihu pushed the door and walked in and saw three robbers sitting in the yard.

The first robber said, "I have been waiting for you here for two days."

The second robber said: "Do you think you can avoid being beaten if you cover your head?"

The third robber said: "If you don't run, don't run."

Li Feihu sneered, spit out a mouthful of Xuanhuangfeng and some pumpkin seeds with ten successes. The three robbers immediately fainted. So he picked the basket above his head, cut off the head of the first robber and put it on his neck.

But this head was too fresh and the thoughts inside had not completely disappeared. As soon as Li Bochen put it on his neck, he couldn't help but think about where to rob and kill people.

He thought to himself: The master said that this distracting thoughts are quite beautiful, which shows that his mother is suitable.

He also thought: It seems that if there is a master, he will be distracted and he will not be able to do this.

He took off his head, cut off the second robber, and threw it away. Then he cut off the third robber's head and placed it on his neck.

By noon the next day, Li Feihu thought: "This head is not--"

By noon on the third day, Li Feihu thought: "——Perfect."

By noon on the fourth day, he threw away his head. But his own pumpkin head was a little rotten. As soon as he changed it, he couldn't help but run to the street. He first tucked a little girl's skirt, touched a little wife's face, and even wanted to go to Jiuhu Palace Hotel to spend.

The people on the street screamed and went to report to the officials. A team of officials came over, first took off the basket on his head, and then picked his pumpkin head, shouting: "The bold madman teased the good women in broad daylight. Do you think you are the son of my master? Let me see who you are!"

Li Feihu hugged his head and said, "This is because this yellow pumpkin is rotten, so there are so many dirty and violent thoughts in my head. If I had known I would have used winter melon. I know your Master Bai, my master is Zhao Jingjing, and my senior brother is Wang Wu, so I took me to see him."

The official officer quickly stopped, walked around him for a while and then said, "Oh, you are Li Feihu! Do you still remember me? I hung you at night, and you cheated on Triangle Silver. I hugged you before. What did the family say in two families? I will take you back to the yamen now."
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