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Chapter 73: Dropping the Horse (1)(1/2)

In the end, they gave up the 69 position, which was so shameless that they couldn't do it.

Fandu shaved Xie Gu first, and his movements were as sharp as shaving pig's hair.

Under Xie Gu's strong request, Fandu closed his eyes throughout the whole process.

This is simply a double torture between physiological and psychological torture. You know clearly that your favorite person is looking at your lower body and even holding it with your hands, but you can't be hard.

Psychologically, your favorite person is holding a cold blade in his hand, facing your lower body.

Fandu doesn’t know if there is any literary master who can describe his mood at this moment. It’s so fucking complicated.

"Okay!" Xie Gu finally finished his life, "You take a look!"

Fandu opened his eyes and sat up from the bed, "You won't shave all of me, are you?"

Xie Gu shook his head, "How can a full shaving show my level? I am a man who wants to be a tattoo artist!"

Fandu didn't care about courtesy, righteousness, and shame. He spread his legs so wide, looked down at his lower body, and his eyes just met a very familiar pig face, "..."

The next second, he rose up like a tiger, chasing Xie Gu, "Xie Gu---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Xie Gusa ran away and even laughed wildly, "How much does Peppa Pig deserve you--!"

They rushed into the corridor like a gust of wind. The patients in the hospital looked at each other and saw two naked teenagers running wildly in the corridor one after another, running through every department of the hospital, and even rushing into the obstetrics and gynecology department.

All the patients took out their cell phones and clicked at their butts: "..."

Lao Ba, who heard the movement, walked out of the ward door and looked, "..."

He almost couldn't get up in one breath and covered his chest, "I... think my coaching career can end here."

The two little bastards were finally caught by the head nurse who came to hear the news and were punished to stand in the corridor. For the sake of courtesy, righteousness and shame, they were at least given clothes.

Fandu stared at Xie Gu in resentment, his eyes were like a laser, and he could almost engrave words on him.

"I..." Xie Gu didn't think he had done something wrong at all, "I think I have good skills."

"Thank you." Fan Du pointed at him fiercely, "I have never finished it with you in this life."

Xie Gu looked at the ceiling and blew a whistle that was unrelated to him.

The next day, Fandu took Peppa Pig and lay on the operating table together, "..."

The doctor and nurse looked at each other and laughed. The whole operating room was thumping, as if farting, one after another.

Fandu gritted his teeth and wrote a harsh note to Xie Gu in his heart.

The bag/skin is very fast, give anesthetics, use a circulator to cut off the excess bag/skin, and then suture it, and it ends in less than an hour.

Fandu and Xie Gu stood on the wall, walked out of two adjacent operating rooms, looked at each other, "..."

Xie Gu clamped his legs, "I... hurt a little..."

Fandu held back, "I...is okay..."

Xie Gu reached out to support his shoulder, "No, no, I can help me, I can't move my legs..."

Fandu helped him upstairs, Xie Gu lay in his ear and said, "When I finished the operation, the doctor insisted on showing me what the cut bag/skin looked like. Damn it's so fucking... it's hard to describe. It is said that there is still custom in Africa. The cut bag/skin will be eaten. This is so fucking..."

Fandu looked at him speechlessly, "Is there any activity of buying one free one, cutting your mouth?"

Xie Gu was stunned for a moment, "Ah?"

Fandu pointed at his mouth, "Seave your mouth!"

"Fuck..." Xie Gu was unhappy, "There are so many people who want to hear me talk, but you don't know how to cherish it."

Fandu suddenly touched his shoulder, "Hey, when is your birthday?"

Xie Gu looked at him, "Want to give it to me? Why don't you ask later? Then you have to wait another year."

"Fuck." Fandu cursed, "Don't talk nonsense, when will the lunar calendar be needed."

"New Year's Day." Xie Gu smiled, "I was born at a special time."

Fandu took a breath, "I'm going to be with me...ex-boyfriend for one day."

Xie Gu immediately became unhappy, "Fuck, my birthday / What did you mention about your ex-boyfriend? I was born on New Year's Day. I was born on New Year's Day in this world! If you have a name and surname on New Year's Day, it is - Xie Gu!!!"

He stretched out his legs and kicked Fan Du. His movement was too big and he pulled his wound. He covered his crotch and clamped his legs, "Damn..."

"I don't mean that..." Fandu wanted to explain, "I just sighed and didn't deliberately advance my boyfriend."

Xie Gu was jealous again, "You still mention it!!!"

"I won't say it." Fandu stopped mentioning it, "I will stay here on New Year's Day to celebrate your birthday with you."

"Three days." Xie Gu became more and more arrogant, "The three-day holiday on New Year's Day must be mine."

Fandu also had endless patience on Xie Gu, "Okay."

After the bag/dermal surgery, there was really no room for activity. The two of them were lying honestly on the hospital bed, holding their cell phones.

Xie Gu would hum from time to time, "Datemate, I feel so painful."

Fandu responded, "Hold on."

Three minutes later, Xie Gu said again, "Date-in-law, I feel so painful."

There were countless sounds. Fandu put down his phone and looked at him helplessly, "What do I do, can you not feel pain? Will you give me a mouth?"

The next second, Xie Gu covered his crotch and rolled onto the bed, "Damn it!"

Fandu was shocked, "You are still voice-controlled!"

He frowned, "What word is it that makes you like this?"

Xie Gu said "Damn it" again, "Don't say..."

"Hey, why?" Fandu wondered, "Why is the word "mouth..."

Xie Gu kept "dummy" several times and shouted in extreme pain, "Because he was so damn I was hard!!!"

Fandu was completely silent.

Just after cutting the bag, the skin became erect. Everyone who knew the taste understood, Xie Gu was so painful that tears came out, "Damn it..."

Fandu completely forgot to go up to comfort him and immersed himself in the shock that Xie Gu was so angry that he had only spoken one word.

A shameful blush appeared on his face, and his ears seemed to be bleeding, "..."

Does Xie Gu... like myself?

As soon as this idea popped up, it exploded his brain with an IQ of 200 into a scumbag, and he could launch it into the air like a monkey.

Fandu secretly glanced at Xie Gu who was so painful that he rolled on the bed, and felt that he was crying in pain at this moment.

At this moment, his heart was telling him in an extremely firm tone.

I like him.

Even when he first met, he bit me, changed the filling of my biscuits to chili sauce, pasted Peppa pig on my face, and was majestic when I was giving a speech, which made me run forty rounds of military training, and asked me to write a review in front of the principal... Not long ago, I took off my pants and made me look ugly and pulled me to cut the bags and skins together...

But I just like him.

My blood rushes with the factors that like him, his name is engraved on my ribs, and my heart grows vigorous love.

Fandu didn't expect that he would have so many things in his mind when Xie Gu rolled around. The vastness of the project was no less than that of Qin Shihuang's construction of the Great Wall.

"Oh." Fandu suddenly called thanks, "Can I take you to see a friend?"

Xie Gu looked at him with tears on his face, "What?"

"I only have two friends." Fandu looked at him nervously, "I want to take you to meet another one."

"I..." Xie Gu was shocked, "Why?"

"I want..." Fan Du was speechless for a moment. He wanted to introduce him to u235 in front of him that this was the person he liked.

He found the partner whom he would be together for life.

"Actually..." Xie Gu was a little silenced, "I also have a friend who wants you to meet you."

Immediately afterwards, the two of them became alert and blurted out, "It's not your ex-boyfriend!!!"

The next second, they spoke in unison again, "No--!"

Xie Gu lied and felt a little guilty, "Just... it's good to have fun."

Fandu's heart was also weak, "Then we... will meet together tomorrow?"

They took out their cell phones almost at the same time, "I'll ask him!"

u235&u238: Do you have time tomorrow!

u235: "I want to bring you the people I like."

u238: "What a coincidence, I want to bring you the people I like to see you."

u235: "Can you come?"

u238: "Okay."

u235: "Do you know the coffee shop at the entrance of No. 7 Middle School?"
To be continued...
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