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Chapter 67: Brother's Legs Are Not Legs~(1/2)

Xie Gu no longer wanted to seduce Fandu, as it was impossible for a person to seduce a pig.

In front of Fandu, he completely abandoned his idol bag, and slept with his saliva.

When he was woken up by the alarm clock, he was a little confused. He wiped his saliva and turned off the alarm clock. When he got up, he saw that it was empty beside him. Fandu was gone and the cat was gone.

Xie Gu walked out of the bedroom with his slippers and saw Fandu wearing an apron to cook breakfast in the kitchen. The cat was surrounding his feet and meowed.

The sunlight just came in through the window, and this scene was rarely warm and beautiful.

Xie Gu picked up a boiled egg on the table, took a bite, and his heart was healed.

How many people can help the top students wash their hands and make soup!!!

"Oh..." Xie Gu touched his face and sighed, and was a little shy, "Oh, why is it so beautiful?"

Fandu just turned around, "What water?"

Xie Gu subconsciously started singing, and even gave a wave, "My brother's legs are not the spring water on the banks of the Seine..."

Fan Du, who was slutty, "..."

He was a little unbelievable, "Is that sexy early in the morning?"

Xie Gu had a good reason, "Little O is not slutty, a don't love her."

Fandu seemed to have received re-education, and turned around and brought the breakfast to the table, "Eat... let's eat."

Xie Gu sat down to eat, and the cat climbed up his legs along his pants and meowed at him.

"Oh, I want to eat it." Xie Gu put the boiled eggs in his hand over, "Hey, take a bite."

"Oh." Fandu interrupted him, "It's too small to eat."

Xie Gu pointed the nose of the little cat, "Did you hear it? Your dad won't let it go."

He took advantage of the title, Xie Gu sneered and reached out to get the pickles on the dining table to eat.

Fandu knocked off his hand with a bang, "Don't move."

Xie Gu covered his hands and wailed, "Why!"

Fandu looked at him with a funny look, "Your husband won't let him."

Xie Gu was simply amazing. Now he is so fast to get into the show!!!

He blushed when he was called "husband" and muttered, "Stingy, don't let him go if he doesn't let him go, hum."

It was just that they picked up a cat, and the two of them had been automatically promoted to "child's father" and "child's mother".

It was raining outside the window, and dark clouds were covered with no sight. When Xie Gu went out, he picked up his little yellow duck raincoat, but saw that someone had written a few big words with a highlighter on the back of the raincoat, "Please be careful to avoid this child when passing vehicles."

Xie Gu looked at the three words "children" and muttered blushingly, "Who is the child?"

He would not know that he had let Fandu suffer a terror on the road invisibly.

And such fears and fears will not let it happen again.

When he went out, Fandu looked at the little cat, "What should I do if Maozi?"

Xie Gu picked up the cat and said, "Take it to the studio."

The cat was fed by Fan Du just once in the morning. Its mouth was full of milk and humming into Xie Gu's arms, very attached to the smell of his body.

Xie Gu, as a cat, disliked it, "It's so ugly."

Fandu pointed out mercilessly, "It's up to you."

He reached out to the cat, "I'll hold it."

The clinker cat didn't recognize his canine family at all. Its paws hooked Xie Gu's clothes and screamed. The word "Food and Clothing" by Fandu probably only occupied food and clothing.

Xie Gu was quite proud and coaxed the little cat, "It seems that he likes his mother more."

Fandu gave the cat a brain breakdown, and there was only one reason to kill him, "For your mother's sake."

The two of them went to the studio first, put down the cat, and asked the third brother to ask them, and then both came to school and stepped into the class with the ringtone.

After one morning, English and biology were eliminated, the midterm exam was over.

Xie Gu had already predicted what the result of his exam would be. Chinese, mathematics, chemistry and physics were not taken seriously because of pseudo-estrus, and chemistry and physics were not even moved. It was like a fantasy to make progress in fifty places.

He felt as if he was stagnant, so he took out a stack of A4 paper and started preparing for the repertoire of the New Year's Day party.

The joint examination of the three schools has received attention from all parties. The teachers do not eat, drink, sleep and sleep. It took only two days to finish the papers, and another half a day to register the results.

As soon as the transcript came, Lao Tu couldn't wait to rush into the class, his face seemed to be filled with joy during the New Year, "Students! Good news!"

The grades are not good news for any student. There are wailing sounds in the class, and they are like striking by lightning, and they are all muddy like charcoal.

"First! The first one is unprecedented!!!" Lao Tu was almost dancing, "Do you know who it is?"

Everyone's eyes flashed toward Fandu.

The next second, the entire Class 18 burst into cheers!!!

"Apologize!!!"

"Post apologize!!!"

"Let that grandson apologize!!!"

Lao Ba was a little confused about the situation, why the whole class started to be in turmoil by one person.

Class 18 was like a sea of ​​crazy boiling. Some people even stood on the podium regardless of the old baldness, took out their mobile phones on the spot, opened the school poster, and vividly described how the grandson provoked the academic master, and how the academic master got the first place without taking the exam.

But then, the problem arose.

"Teacher..." The students looked at Lao Tu in fear, "Is it... the first place in the joint examination or the first place in the school."

Just now, I only heard the first place, and subconsciously thought I had won.

Lao Tu smiled, "Of course..."

"The first in the joint examination."

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Fuck it!!!"

"Have a proud look!!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The students who had already started dancing with demons couldn't calm down at all. They even went to the grandson's school post bar and showed off their names.

Xie Gu looked at Le Fandu, "You... won't go to the post bar and say a few words?"

Fandu didn't care about this little thing at all. "Killing people is just a lie, so why be so aggressive?"

Xie Gu Yi instantly respected Fan Du. Seeing or not, this is a top student, this is the light of humanity!!!

Clinking Fandu smiled slightly, "I have already taken the grade note and wrote a letter to their principal's mailbox to tell the whole story. Welcome your school to challenge again, and I am always waiting."

Xie Gu looked at him speechlessly, "..."

The promised killing is just a matter of placing the ground!

Fandu, you are dancing on someone’s ancestral grave!!!

Lao Tu had to start organizing classroom discipline, "Okay, all of them will be collected, we will talk about the test paper."

The students looked at Lao Tu with bright eyes, "Teacher, can you let the top student read the composition?"

"This is absolutely possible." Lao Tu unfolded Fandu's answer sheet, "A composition with a full score of 50, Fandu got 48 points. Let him read a high-scoring essay for us, so everyone can learn it."

Fandu walked up to the podium, took his answer sheet, cleared his throat, "Question - to the greatest man."

"Family affection is the back of Zhu Ziqing's father in writing, family affection is the front of Meng Jiao's loving mother, family affection is Wang Wei's sigh of missing his family more during the holidays, and family affection is Su Shi's good wish for people to share the beauty of the moon for a long time."

"The greatest person in my heart is my deskmate."

The class immediately started to cheer, and they looked at Xie Gu and shouted oh.

Xie Gu nodded very calmly. There was nothing but nothing, he was just a great deskmate. As the saying goes, there is always a little o behind every successful academic master.

Fandu then recited, "Father's love is fire, which gives us warmth in the ice and snow, and father's love is a tree, and uses its body to shelter us from the wind and rain. Father's love is like a mountain and has great arms. But when he was young and frivolous, he always couldn't understand father's love..."

Hearing this, Xie Gu was already full of question marks, "???"

"My deskmate always says, I am just like his father, I think that such heavy love can only be once in my life..."

There was a burst of laughter in the class, and they slapped the table and couldn't stop laughing.

Xie Gu had already gritted his teeth and glared at Fan Du viciously, the bold dog thief!!!

"The record of the Grand Historian says that if the people and the people are united, then the family will be at peace. If the king and the people are united, then the country will be at prosperity. Wang Bo realized from his life that he should become stronger and stronger. He would rather move his old heart and become stronger than his poor, and he would not lose his ambition to the sky. Su Dongpo once said, "Sent a candle in the world, and it is a grain of rice in the vast ocean..."

The eight hundred words essay, the extradition cited by classics, tells his fatherly love for his deskmate as a mountain, and the profound truths he realized in this deep fatherly love.

Xie Gu was about to bite his white teeth into pieces.

When Fandu walked off the podium, he also raised his hand, "Teacher, I want to read the composition too!"

"Ah, okay." Lao Tu looked at the whole class, "Everyone wants to learn from Fandu, so please take it as a warning to Xie Gu's composition."
To be continued...
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