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Chapter 31 You stayed together last night

Fandu and Xie Gu tortured each other for two hours, but he could not teach Xie Gu to stand in a military posture and walk in a straight line.

Fandu sighed deeply, "...just like this, I'm tired."

Xie Gu was exhausted, "...I'm tired too."

All the students on the playground were exposed, leaving only the two of them and Instructor Wu.

Fandu and Xie Gu looked up at Instructor Wu, their eyes were as watery as if they were sprinkled with stars and seas, and they were filled with pitiful desire to eat.

Instructor Wu just watched the two and a half-old boys act cute to him, "..."

"Forget it." Instructor Wu sighed exhausted, "You two can go to have a meal."

After saying that, he turned around alone and walked towards the convenience store.

Xie Gu took the lead and called him, "Hey, instructor--!"

Instructor Wu turned his head and looked at him.

Xie Gu pointed to him, "The cafeteria is here."

Of course, Instructor Wu knew where the cafeteria was. There was no hot rice at this time. "I'll buy bread."

Xie Gu with his hands behind his back, drew a circle on the ground with his toes, and blinked at him, "...Instructor, do you eat dumplings?"

Instructor Wu was taken to the dormitory building by the two of them, and looked up at the wall in front of him, "..."

Xie Gu took the lead and rushed up to the wall and looked back at him, "Instructor, can you climb the wall?"

Instructor Wu glanced at him, curled his lips slightly, and then he rushed up in three or two steps, tilted his toes on the wall, and climbed up without using his hands. His whole body was as light as a swallow.

Instructor Wu sneered, "What's wrong with this?"

Xie Gu looked at Instructor Wu and vaguely saw a young young man who was equally unrestrained from the corners of his eyes and eyebrows. He whistled, "Good skills."

"Don't whistle." Instructor Wu's face suddenly became cold, "There is no rules."

Xie Gu: "..."

The walls are all crawling, tell me this.

Xie Gu and Fandu brought Instructor Wu to the second aunt dumpling restaurant, and when they entered, they shouted, "Second Aunt, we are here again!"

The three of them occupied a whole table, Xie Gu ordered dumplings for himself and Fandu, and then looked at Instructor Wu, "Instructor, what are you eating?"

Instructor Wu went to order the order himself, "I'm sorry, two pounds of sauerkraut dumplings."

He paused and asked his second aunt, "Is there a spoon?"

The second aunt was stunned for a moment and pointed to the disinfection cabinet, "There is inside."

Xie Gu smiled, "Instructor, what spoon should I use to eat dumplings? How inconvenient it is..."

He stopped before he finished speaking.

Instructor Wu sat down and took off the leather gloves from his hand. His thumb and index finger were missing in both hands, and only six fingers were left in his ten fingers.

Instructor Wu no longer cared about such a look and smiled gently, "You're scared."

Fandu's Adam's apple rolled up and down, "Instructor, your hand..."

Instructor Wu used his broken fingers to pick up the spoon, "The four fingers were thrown into the earthquake relief."

Xie Gu's pupils were trembling and unable to speak. After a while, he lowered his head and admitted his mistake, "...I'm sorry, instructor, I'll learn military posture and walk in a straight line."

When eating dumplings, no one spoke. Instructor Wu finished two kilograms of dumplings like a wind and swept the clouds, and settled the accounts of the two little bastards together.

The second aunt said that she would be exempted from the order, "People's soldiers! I would be glorious when I eat a meal of dumplings! I don't have money!"

Instructor Wu smiled, "Our army stipulates that we will not take the masses one needle and one thread."

He scanned the code to pay the bill, but when he walked back, he saw Fandu and Xie Gu sitting down and silent, "What's wrong?"

Fan Du pressed Xie Gu's head down and promised Instructor Wu, "Don't worry, instructor, I'm responsible for him."

Instructor Wu sneered, "When the final military training results are displayed, just let him not be too conspicuous in the team."

He didn't have any big expectations for Xie Gu.

Can cats have any other great ideals?

In the afternoon, there was no training in class, Xie Gu played with his cell phone for a while and turned his head to see what Fandu was doing. But he saw Fandu drawing stickman in his notebook in a stroke and seriously.

Xie Gu finally caught him when he was not listening carefully, so he leaned over and blew into his ear, "Doctor-in-law, let's go."

Fandu looked at him and showed his masterpiece. This stickman had a name and surname, and had a sign "Xie Gu" hanging on it.

He looked carefully and found that this was not a simple stickman. It was a Nine Yin Scriptures. He disassembled the right stroke in detail and divided it into one move. The stickman demonstrated the movements specifically and demonstrated how to move straight.

Xie Gu: "..."

He is more or less unable to understand the academic master.

"Three days." Fandu set a date for him, "I must learn it."

Xie Gu hugged his head and cried, "What era is it, and I still believe in the lies of fools like 'Three Days Quick'! Didn't the teacher tell everything in the political class? Everything starts from reality and be realistic! Do you have to make things difficult for me, a cute little cat?"

The politics class is his sleeping class. I haven’t known what the politics teacher looks like for half a year. Now I remember that I have a politics teacher.

Fandu looked at him, his expression on his face was full of words, "I don't want to discuss it."

He patted the "Fandu version of the Nine Yin Scriptures" on Xie Gu's chest, "read aloud and memorize it carefully."

Xie Gu lay on the table and wailed, "The sky is about to destroy me."

The next class is English. Sister Li was angry and stood on the podium while stepping on the hatred, threw a workbook on the table, and roared, "Fan Du!"

She pointed to the ragged exercise book, "Why did you hand me a butch paper? Isn't you looking down on me? Or do you look down on you?"

Fandu felt that he wanted to explain, "...Teacher, my cat is scratching."

Sister Li frowned, "Do you still have a cat?"

Fandu lies without blinking his eyes, "Yes, cat, but it's a big cat, sheds hair, and she's all bald."

A "bald" player beside him looked at him coldly, "..."

There is a reason why cats hate dogs.

Sister Li didn't believe his words, "How can the cat get scratched when doing homework?"

Fandu smiled on the surface and secretly stepped on Xie Gu's foot, "Yes, why do you think this cat has to scratch my homework?"

Xie Gu's expression was distorted in pain, "..."

He showed Sister Li the scratches on the back of his hand, "Teacher, look, I was scratched by a cat. My cat has a bad relationship with me and always fights all day long."

"Forget it." Sister Li let him go, "Pack your exercise book with a cover! I don't want to see this butcher every day!"

Anyone who passes through good things is like a stream, "Okay."

Just as he sat down, Chen Xuyang reacted and looked at Xie Gu incredibly, "We stayed in the dormitory in military training, and no one went home?"

He was a little reluctant to speak, "Brother Xie... If I remember correctly, you and Fandu lived in the same dormitory last night, right?"

Xie Gu didn't know what to say: "..."
Chapter completed!
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