After the flag-raising ceremony, Lao Tu took half a bottle of antihypertensive medicine and knocked on the podium with a teaching stick, "What did I do wrong! What did I do wrong!"

He yelled, blushing and thick-necked, "If I am guilty, please let the Education Bureau fire me! Instead of letting you two little beasts punish me!"

Fandu and Xie Gu, one looks at the sky and the other looks at the ground, had no intention of criticism on their faces, "..."

In a Chinese class, Lao Tu shouted for half a class, and his throat was about to be slashed. Unexpectedly, his teaching career would be so corrupted by the hands of two little beasts.

Fandu stared at Xie Gu, "I am not a human, but you are a real dog."

Xie Gu also stared at him, "I still have to learn from you in being a dog."

They looked at each other, and their blades were facing each other with a clanging heart, knocking back their chests, twisting their heads together, and getting bored, "Hmph!"

This is really not enough. Lao Tu used his ultimate trick and shouted on the podium, "Let your parents come to school!"

I thought that when I called my parents, the two little bastards would be restrained. Who would have thought that Lao Tu actually received two gifts in the security room in the afternoon.

These two gifts, one is named "Fan" and the other is named "Xie". There is no need to say more about whoever comes from.

Mr. Fan gave him a painting and attached an auction list. The masterpiece worth hundreds of thousands of yuan made the entire security room shine brightly.

Mr. Xie was no less than that. He gave him a piece of jewelry for life free maintenance. Just a glance at the brand is enough to make Lao Ba have high blood pressure.

The parents of both sides told Lao Tu in the same way that they had something to report and had no matter what to do. The emperor is ill today and the prince is in power. All the ministers will just live.

Lao Tu sighed heavily and packed the two gifts back to the original owner. Even if he had the courage to borrow ten courage, he would not dare to accept such things.

Holding a heart that was about to be frustrated, he picked up his mobile phone and searched in the address book for a long time, found the phone number of the parents registered by Fandu, and was about to chat with Mr. Fan first.

Who would like to answer the phone is the assistant, "Hello, teacher, hello, what's wrong? That's right? I'm a little busy now and it's not convenient to talk. If Young Master Fan gets sick, he will be sent to the hospital, if he fights, he will be punished. If someone dies, we will be compensated in full. It's too much for the teacher to worry. I'm really embarrassed."

Lao Tu didn't even say a word, and the other party hung up the phone.

He didn't know that it was possible to set up an automatic reply to raise a child. If you are sick, please press 1, if you have a fight, please press 2, if someone dies, please press 3.

However, Young Master Fan’s past achievements can also be seen.

Lao Tu sighed many times and picked up the phone again to call Xie Gu's parents.

The five-minute busy tone passed, but the other party didn't answer.

I don’t know what I have to do every day, so I don’t even have time to ask about my child’s affairs.

Lao Ba put on reading glasses, took out the parent information he registered when he entered school, and searched it out with great difficulty, and finally saw a complete picture of the two families between the lines.

The column of Fandu says, "Single Parent".

The column of Xie Gu reads, "Remarriage".

The two children have their own mischief, but also their own misfortunes.

Lao Tu didn't know what to say, so he walked to the class door with his hands behind his back, did everything the class teacher would do, and stood at the back door and peeped.

The class without the teacher's supervision completely grazed the sheep. The class monitor yelled several times but it was useless. The class monitor was so angry that he showed his cocks. The class was lively and the last row was not suitable.

Fandu turned a pen in his hand, writing a few strokes on the paper from time to time, turning a blind eye to the matter outside the window, and reading the book of sages was not known. He occasionally put his chin on his cheek and looked at the sycamore tree outside the window, but his eyes were not as indifferent as this age.

And he was sleeping in a dark place beside him, and his saliva flowed to the table, which was simply a typical example of heartlessness.

Lao Tu was about to push the door and go in, but his hand was already on the door handle.

The next second, the school uniform on Xie Gu's shoulder slid down. Fandu took a look and used two fingers to pinch the school uniform with extreme disgust and put it on him.

The old bald stopped.

The two teenagers were not as incompatible as he thought.

Everyone has their own misfortunes, does it also mean that they are the same kind of people who understand each other's pain the most?

I originally wanted to separate the two chaotic little beasts, but after seeing this scene, Lao Tu gave up this idea again.

The hot August finally passed. Fandu took a look at the small desk calendar on the table. Monday was September 1st, and school officially started.

Schools like to play this trick, squeezing summer vacation time, bringing students to school two weeks in advance, called tutoring and self-study. In fact, they are trying to finish the new textbooks in the world so that they can enter the college entrance examination review before the second semester of the second year of high school.

Fandu had no idea about this learning method of driving ducks on the shelves, and he was even a little eased.

For a genius player like him, the mortal exam is just simple.

The class monitor stood on the podium and shouted, "The size is counted! Whoever has changed the size of the military training clothing, please report it to me now! If you don't speak, you will follow the size of the last semester!"

Fandu almost thought he had heard it awkwardly, "What?"

His brow frowned, "Military training?"

Xie Gu got up from the table and stretched his waist, looked at him, mocking the local dog for being unaware of it, "Why, I haven't had any military training?"

Of course, Fandu had military training, but that was when he entered the first year of high school. "Aren't I going to the second year of high school?"

"The rules of our school." Xie Gu smiled maliciously, "Everything in the first and second grades of high school must be trained."

Fandu: "..."

I just wanted to praise you, the school is trying to study at all times, but it will be military training?

Xie Gu remembered something and looked at Fandu provocatively, "I forgot to tell you that during the military training, everyone will stay in the dormitory."

Fandu saw that he was full of bad water and was not afraid at all, "I will accompany you to the end."

Xie Gu smiled, "This is what you said."

Fan Du thought to himself, what else could Xie Gu have? The worst thing is to fight. He has been learning Muay Thai for several years and is not afraid of not beating him.

He was distracted, and Lao Tu walked into the classroom, holding a notice for military training in his hand, "Take all this back and let the parents sign it. Also, your dormitory allocation adopts a voluntary model. If you don't have any special requirements, I will come as last semester."

As soon as his voice fell, Xie Gu raised his hand the next second, "Teacher——!"

His face was filled with a smirk, "I apply to stay in the same dormitory as Fandu!"
Chapter completed!