Chapter 631 Poor Ares(1/3)
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"Dragon Ji, long time no see. Look, how many years have passed from the old era to the new era. What a coincidence, we meet again, haha."
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"Um...Dragon Halberd?"
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No response.
In the garden by the lake, the red-haired woman in a white dress was still watering the flowers. Faced with Ares's continuous greetings, she didn't even respond at all, or even look at her.
Li Guanqi said nothing from the beginning to the end.
He just slowly walked out of the woods and came to the outside of the lakeside garden. While watching the red-haired woman watering the flowers carefully, he waited quietly.
He is very patient and quiet.
But in his mind, it was not very quiet at this time.
"Hahahahahaha! I'm fucking laughing so hard hahahaha!"
Shunkong let out a sarcastic laugh, "Bodaobadao, did you fucking see? They don't even bother to say hello to him, and they still didn't stop shouting, and they shouted three times in a row. As a result,
People don’t even bother to take a look. In the words of the owner’s era, isn’t this just licking a dog? Hahahaha!”
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Hearing this, Li Guanqi tilted his head and thought about it.
It seems that it is not enough, right?
"Ahem."
Suddenly, Shunkong cleared his throat, and then let out a deep voice, imitating Ares' greeting just now: "Hey, long time no see, Dragon Halberd... hahahahaha!
Turtle Shell, do you think I'm a bird? You haven't seen me for a long time, and you shamelessly said you were old friends before? I thought you two were very familiar with each other, hahahaha!"
"Shut up, you useless auxiliary type!"
Ares became angry and yelled.
"Hey, hey, hey, let's play and make trouble. Seriously, we can't be licking dogs."
At this time, Mo Dao also smiled and joked: "And even if you are a licking dog, don't be a wife's licking dog... Oh no, it should be, Dragon Wife?"
"Fuck! Die Po Dao, don't fucking talk nonsense! What kind of wife?!"
Ares's voice suddenly sounded a little panicked.
"Isn't it obvious?"
Demon Sword was surprised and said: "Didn't you see the tombstone next to it? It's the tomb of my beloved Aaron. I followed my previous host. When I was still in the Sakura Shogunate, I heard the legend of Aaron. The Dragon King has been following him all year round.
A red-haired oriental woman.
Red hair, oriental appearance, woman.
Isn't this what Dragon Halberd looks like when it transforms into a human form?
This place is a divine island, a place specifically for artifacts like the Dragon Halberd to live, and the tomb is right next to the Dragon Halberd's wooden house. Who else could have erected this monument if it wasn't the Dragon Halberd's?
She calls Aaron's beloved husband, so isn't she herself Aaron's beloved wife?
Shunkong, don’t you think so?”
"Okay, okay."
Shunkong smiled unabated and mocked: "Don't rub salt into Ares's wounds. He's probably mentally broken now. It's a pity that our artifact doesn't have the ability to shed tears, otherwise this guy would probably have to cry in his arms."
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Hearing this, Li Guanqi quickly looked at the black clothes that were transformed into the armor of Ares.
Fortunately, it's not wet.
"I don't believe it."
Ares was silent for a long time before finally speaking, "Aaron is a dragon, a fucking dragon. How could Dragon Halberd fall in love with a dragon?!"
"Um, um, who can tell me what the word 'dragon' in her name 'Dragon Halberd' means?"
Hearing Ares's doubts, Li Guanqi also became a little confused.
"No, no, these two things are not related in any way."
Shunkong explained: "The first owner of the dragon halberd was an Eastern god, and his name was Gao Long, and her body was a Fangtian painted halberd, but her owner didn't name her. Over time, everyone just named her.
We call her 'Dragon Halberd' just because her master has a dragon in his name."
"Are you too lazy to come up with a name?"
Li Guanqi frowned slightly.
Not to mention artifacts with high intelligence, even if a mortal holds a sword made of mortal iron, he will have a name for it after using it for a long time.
"Not all gods treat artifacts as friends."
Shunkong said calmly: "The owner of the dragon halberd even asked the master craftsman to ban her ability to speak when he was building her. That guy named Gao Long just regarded the dragon halberd as a square-shaped painted halberd.
Later, Gao Long traded her with another god and exchanged their artifacts.
After the Dragon Halberd changed its owner and was recast, it gained the ability to speak.
And her second owner, I don’t know what he thought, didn’t give her a name, or in other words, that guy just took ‘Dragon Halberd’ as her real name.”
"Based on the artifact, her fate is considered to be bumpy?" Li Guanqi asked softly.
"You can think so." Shunkong replied.
"No! Long Ji doesn't like others to treat her like this."
Ares' voice was serious.
"Okay, okay."
Shunkong listened to him and couldn't help laughing, "What do people like, what does it have to do with you, a licking dog?"
"Malaka!"
Aris was immediately furious, "Can you shut the fuck up? If you don't speak, no one will think that you, the auxiliary type, are mute!"
"What? Malaca? What do you mean?"
Kong was stunned for a moment.
"Greek, bastard, fuck, shit, damn."
Demon Knife said lazily: "It can basically be explained as follows. Doesn't the God of War like Greek culture very much? This thing is the mantra of the God of War. Ares should have learned from the God of War. After doing Shunkong, don't
After speaking, I forced everyone to speak Greek."
"Oh! Malakar!"
Shunkong's voice was full of laughter, "Hey, hey, Brodao, teach me a few more words, that, that, how do you say licking a dog in Greek?"
"Hahahahahaha!"
As soon as these words came out, Shunkong and Mo Dao burst into laughter, filling Li Guanqi's mind with a cheerful atmosphere.
At this time, the noise in Li Guanqi's mind was in sharp contrast to the quietness of the outside world.
In his mind, Shunkong and Demon Sword were still laughing at Ares.
As for the outside world, the woman with red hair reaching her waist and a white dress was still standing deep in the garden, holding a showerhead and watering the flowers meticulously, as if she was doing something extremely important.
Dragon Halberd, an artifact that takes the form of a human.
"Speaking of which, why haven't I seen you transform into humans?"
Li Guanqi asked curiously in his mind.
"Well, shall I change it for you now?" Shunkong hesitated.
"You can all change?" Li Guanqi was stunned.
"Well, you can basically say that."
Shunkong groaned, "But there is a difference. The human forms of Demon Sword Xiaoxue and I can only be said to be illusions. If we want to exert the power of the artifact, we must change back to our original bodies."
But the artifact like Ares is different.
They have the ability to 'mimicry' and can truly transform their bodies into human forms.
You can understand that Ares can not only turn into armor, but also turn into a human punching bag, and punch twice when there is nothing wrong."
"Then why have you never changed into human form?" Li Guanqi asked doubtfully.
"Um, so why do we have to turn into human forms?" Shunkong seemed to be confused.
"because……"
To be continued...