Chapter 2253 stubborn hunchback black pot
"Because..." Qinghuang continued to grit his teeth and said, "Swearing won't solve any problem. You should give him a good beating."
"Yes, it's just what I want." Guan Heng said, picking up a thick stick in the corner and walking toward the old monkey with murderous intent.
"Woo-chi-chi!!" In an instant, the hozen's screams came far away from the main hall, making Ruotao, Xiaohei, Gu Sangnu and Tun Gui Miao all tremble with fear as they passed by.
"Hoo, ho, ho!" Xiao Hei kept running, running to the corner in one breath, and then said to the sisters with a sad face: "You see how miserable the end of the old monkey is, this is the consequence of stealing the wine from my brother-in-law.
, I think, I think it’s better to forget it.”
"No, the more difficult it is, the more challenging it is." Ruotao was also trying to embolden herself at this moment, she said calmly: "Isn't it just a little wine? Even if I take it blatantly, the young master can't eat it.
Me? I have to do it this time."
"What I'm saying is that there is no turning back when the bow is fired. Let's go together!" Gu Sangnu said firmly, and the hand that held Xiao Hei's wrist tightened. Even if the girl was timid and wanted to run away, she couldn't get away.
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A few moments later, outside Guan Heng's room.
"Because Lao Hou often comes here recently to steal wine, I guess the young master has sent extra guards to watch here." Ruotao whispered: "I just don't know which guy would have such an honor to watch here..."
"Bang!" At this moment, a muffled sound suddenly came from the room. The three women were shocked and immediately kicked the door and rushed in.
"It's you?!" Seeing the Yingbaigui covering something with a layer of net, everyone walked in and took a closer look. They were immediately dumbfounded. It turned out to be the hunchback with red eyes. This guy also had a fallen object in his mouth.
Wine gourd.
"Zhi Zhi, Zhi Zhi." Yingbaigui yelled, and at the same time he raised his fist and hit the camel on the head. It was appointed by Guan Heng to guard all the bottles and cans.
An idea struck Ruotao, and she stepped forward, kicked the stubborn camel twice, and cursed: "If you don't learn from others, you will steal wine. You really deserve a beating."
Then, she said to Yingbaigui: "Young Master has long suspected that this guy and the White-browed Monkey are accomplices, and they stole wine together, so we sent us to watch in secret, just in time to catch him. Go and notify Young Master.
Come on, let’s watch here.”
"Zhi Zhi, Zhi Zhi." Yingbaigui was honest and honest. He even called out twice to express his gratitude. Then he flew out of the house without suspecting that he was there.
"Hehehe, you can take it away." Ruotao watched the Yingbaigui disappear, and immediately waved her hand: "Quickly, tie the camel up with a net, and we will leave after we get the wine."
"Then, if my brother-in-law doesn't see us when he comes back..."
"Pa." At this time, Gu Sangnu reached out and patted Xiao Hei's forehead and said: "Silly girl, isn't there a tied scapegoat here? No, is there a scapegoat? How much wine can we take away? We will tell you when the time comes.
Isn’t it the end of the world if this guy drinks secretly?”
"Oh, that makes sense."
Xiao Hei understood everything at this time and suddenly realized it. She took a wine gourd and put it into her arms. She also smiled and leaned over to pat the face of the strong camel: "Just wait here obediently, brother-in-law."
When I get here, I'll beat you half to death at most, hehehehe."
"Ouch?!" Hearing this, the stubborn camel's intestines turned green with regret. Just when it was struggling and whining, trying to beg the three women to let it go, the other party had already brought bottles, cans, gourds and
A series of giggles ran out the door.
Only Tungui Miao came over before leaving, sprinkled a fresh hot cat urine on the other person's face, and walked away on his own.
No one knows whether the stubborn camel's final fate was worse than that of the old monkey, but Ruotao and the others returned with a full load, taking a lot of wine belonging to Guan Heng and putting some burdens on themselves.
"Everything is fine." Ruotao ordered at this moment: "We can't take out the wine when we see the strong wind. If the other party accepts the wine and refuses to help us, it will be a big loss."
After hearing this, Gu Sangnu asked: "Then what do you think we should do?"
"My plan is to have less but not more. This is the fundamental way." As she said that, Ruotao took out the smallest wine can from her bag and weighed it in her palm, then smiled and said: "Hehehe, let's see.
Let’s see if it can resist the temptation of fine wine.”
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After a while, Ruotao took Gu Sangnu, Xiao Hei and Tungui Miao to the place where Dafeng was staying.
"Hey, you three girls, do you have a bad memory?" After seeing them, Dafeng said impatiently: "Didn't I tell you that I won't take you to Guanlu Mountain? He is still dead.
This is my heart."
Ruotao said with a smile: "Okay, if you have the skills, you can say 'I won't go' three times in a row." Da Feng said with a loud voice: "Don't say three times, just thirty times, even three hundred times I will not change my words, I won't go."
, don’t go, don’t…”
Before the last word was uttered, Ruotao took out a wine can from behind her like a magic trick, and then said: "That's a shame, this is such a good wine, Tun Tun, come here."
"Meow." As soon as she finished her words, Tungui Meow immediately rushed closer. Ruotao said, "Open your mouth, dear, and I'll give you something good to drink."
"Gudu, Gudu..." A small can of wine is just two or three mouthfuls for an adult. However, Gui Miao's body is small and narrow, and after drinking it, her limbs suddenly become weak.
"Meow, meow -" At this moment, the drunk Tungui Meow was meowing on the spot, wandering around and doing "drunken fist". Ruotao and the others looked on and couldn't help laughing.
:"Hahaha--"
"You guys!!" Gale almost salivated when he smelled the aroma of the wine just now. He shouted angrily, "It's such a waste to give this kitten a can of wine to drink."
"Huh, do you want to take care of it? You won't take us out anyway. In this case, these wines are useless." Gu Sangnu smiled and took out another wine gourd. She said: "Xiao Hei, come here, you
Try this too."
"You want me to drink? Okay, okay, I haven't drunk wine yet." Xiao Hei ran forward at this time, and the other party immediately gave her a big gulp.
"Uh?! Cough cough cough... it's so spicy!!!" After all, he was a child who had never drank alcohol before. Xiao Hei only swallowed a third of it, but his throat felt choking and hot, and he immediately vomited the rest.
came out.
"Bah, this stuff tastes awful. I really don't understand why my brother-in-law and Qing Huang like it so much. Bring it to me!"
The moment he finished speaking, Xiao Hei grabbed the wine gourd and threw it to the ground. With a "snap", the gourd broke into eight petals and all the wine was ruined.
Chapter completed!