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Chapter 72 Absurd Comedy

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The cow dragged the iron plowshare and rushed out more than a mile. As soon as he crossed a gentle slope, he saw a group of people coming towards him. From the groom to the drummer, everyone was covered in red. The sedan chair was red, and even the horse was covered in red silk.

When they saw the big bull dragging the plow over, these "sending relatives" that had been instructed by Zhang Yutong, immediately screamed: "Crazy cow! A mad cow rushed over, run away!"

The groom pulled the horse away, and the drummers, including the sedan chair carrying the sedan chair, threw down the sedan chair and followed it, and fled westward. The land of Tixi is a territory divided from south to north. The west side belongs to the Yu family and the east side belongs to the Zhang family. Once you walk horizontally, you will not be able to enter the Yu family's territory long before you can enter.

At this time, the sun had just risen and it was not until the sun set. As long as the plowing ox had enough strength, it would take away a large area of ​​Yu's territory. In this way, the Zhang family would not only untie its own siege, but also make the Yu family lose a handful of rice without stealing chickens.

However, although the big bull saw a group of people ahead fleeing in panic, he only paused for a moment, lowered his head, and continued to drag the iron plow forward, ignoring the escaped men.

In fact, cows are color blind and do not have any special feelings about red. However, people have special feelings about red. Bullfighters use red cloth to motivate the audience's emotions, not bullfights. Bullfights are aggressive by nature, and they are locked in the bullpen for a long time before appearing, so their temperament naturally becomes irritable and restless and aggressive.

When it appears, the sound of the audience roaring and thundering. At this time, another bullfighter was waving in front of it with a piece of cloth, which would anger the bullfight and rush up to attack the bullfighter.

In order to verify the statement of Western missionaries, Zhang Yutong specially carried a red cloth to test it after choosing the bull. This bull was led from the mountain village to the deep courtyard of the Zhang family. He felt strange and uneasy when he saw him constantly provoking him, so he naturally attacked him.

Zhang Yutong was really true, and only thought that the cow was really disgusted with red, and he never thought of using other cloths to test it. At this moment, the big bull was wearing a yoke and thought that humans wanted it to plow the land again. Moreover, the people in front of him ran away as soon as they saw it, and did not jump around in front of it, waving the cloth pieces to provoke it, and its willingness to attack was no longer strong.

At the same time, on the route it was originally going to walk, the people in the Gdolla tribe had prepared a liquid with their unique recipe. This is a mixture of plant juice and animal body fluids. The smell emitted by the plants is very sensitive and is a scent of plants that they are very interested in, and the animal body fluids are extracted from the cows and can stimulate the bulls.

These two smells are much more attractive to bulls than those people who are wearing red clothes and screaming and fleeing, so the big bull continues to move north without hesitation.

"Oh no! Are we running too fast? If we can't lead this bull away, we will definitely be punished by the young master."

The man who pretended to be a groom saw that the bull was not led away by them, hurriedly rushed back with the horses and rushed back, shouting, "Save my wife quickly! Save my wife quickly."

Unfortunately, when they rushed back, the bull had already dragged the iron plow and walked over to the sedan chair. Ye Xiaotian, Wen Ao, Gedolao and others were riding the horse and following the bull. How could they intercept the bull in full view of everyone and continue to provoke?

Zhang Yi said nervously: "How could this happen! Why didn't the cow chase them?"

Zhang Yutong said blankly: "No, what I have tried, was it because they escaped too quickly?"

Zhang Yi said anxiously: "This cow keeps moving forward. If this continues, all the land of our Zhang family will be taken away. Let the people in front prepare. No matter what, you must get close to it and anger the bull. If it still doesn't work, you might as well use firecrackers to scare it away!"

Zhang Yutong quickly called a guard and gave a few hurried instructions. The guard rode his horse and ran. He circled a big circle and walked around everyone. No matter how fast the ox walked, it would be impossible for him to pass the galloping horse. He had enough time to inform the second person to prepare.

The ox dragged the iron pear forward, sometimes the plow tip penetrated into the soil, cutting a wave of mud. Sometimes, because no one supported the pear, it was pushed out of the ground by a stone in the soil, and it drew a shallow ditch on the ground. Several knights followed the ox, and their whips exploded in the air from time to time, and sometimes they were whipped on the back of the ox.

Ye Xiaotian, Gdoula and others followed behind the knights. Gdoula looked back at Zhang Yi’s uncle and nephew who were whispering, and sneered: “There is no place here, where can the wedding team come from? It must be the Zhang family’s people who are making trouble.”

Wen Ao said: "No, right! Heaven and earth are united and everything is prosperous, and people are in harmony with their marriage. When getting married, you should be at dusk and when yin and yang alternate, how could you come out to pick up the bride early in the morning? They must have had any conspiracy!"

Although Yu Tusi was young, his equestrian skills were also good. He rode on a four-and-a-half-year-old maroon pony and said in a crisp childish voice: "But can you pull away the bull with a few screams? Hehe, they are really stupid!"

Zhang Yutong's guards rushed to the front and found a bride-welcoming team waiting lazily on the roadside. They hurriedly ordered: "The people in front have failed. Come on and prepare the firecrackers. If they cannot lead them away, click the firecrackers to scare them away. If they fail, the young master will punish them severely!"

The village girl who was dressed as a bride heard what he said, hurriedly got into the sedan chair. The man who was dressed as a groom was wearing red silk and tied a big red flower on his chest. He asked blankly: "Where are we going to welcome him? Did the cow come here?"

The guard glared and said, "How do I know? Go south and block the cow!"

The group of people had no choice but to lift the sedan chair and hurried to meet the south. They didn't care about playing and beating along the way, as if they were robbing the kiss, and ran so hard that the whole team was scattered. The sedan chair fell at the end, but the groom rushed to the front, hitting the tent with his hand, and looking around.

"Where! There!" Seeing a big cow coming from afar, dragging an iron plow, and there were many horse riding people following behind. The groom was overjoyed and knew that he had found the real owner, and immediately shouted happily.

The wedding team went to the big bull. They ran for a while panting, and suddenly remembered that the bride was still behind and left the bride to cut off the bull. This was too obvious, so they had to stop and greet the sedan chairman behind them.

The sedan chairmen were sweating profusely in the carriage, and they all ran with their energy to suck their feet, making the bride hit the sedan chair and fell down, swaying left and right, and their stomachs were as if they were shaking and their faces were very ugly.

The sedan chair finally caught up, and the cow also dragged the plow to approach. Although the cow's endurance is stronger than that of the horse, it is not fast, not to mention that it is dragging the plow. Therefore, the speed is no longer as fast as it was at the beginning.

"Hurry! Let's stand up quickly. The drummer, play the "Welcome to the Breeds Song", firecrackers! firecrackers! prepare!" The groom started to command in a hurry. The sound of locks and a festive atmosphere had just sounded, and the cow had approached.

"Whose ox is this? Why did you come here? Let's go away!" The groom took the initiative to greet him, pretending to yell, and the sound of locks beside him also swayed to approach him, deliberately showing off his red clothes.

The big bull was running around for a long time, but he had not found the most delicious grass and the cow that emitted a charming smell. His temper gradually became irritable. When he saw these people deliberately provoking, he couldn't help but roar with a "moosh", and his huge head with two sharp cow horns lowered slightly, showing signs of attack.

"Get out! What do you want to do?" When the men under the Gdoulo were furious when they saw them stopping Gu Niu, they immediately rushed up. The seducer turned around and negotiated with Zhang Yi and Zhang Yutong: "You are so despicable. If you want to violate the previous agreement, I will not admit it."

Zhang Yi shouted: "You fart! What does it have to do with our Zhang family when they get married? I am willing to accept the loss, so don't even want to cheat!"

"Quick! Hurry up!" Firecrackers were hidden in the sedan chair in bundles. The village girl pretending to be a bride quickly transmitted the firecracker like a machine gun deputy holding a bullet belt. She hurriedly shook the firecracker and shook it for a few times. Before he could blow it, the firecracker had already burned with a "bang", just burning the gunpowder twist.

"Baobabababababa..."

Before the firecrackers were fully heard from the sedan chair, they exploded violently. The "bride" screamed and escaped from the sedan chair. She was very bumpy along the way and was frightened again. She had just escaped from the sedan chair and had just snatched a dozen steps away, and then squatted on the grass and vomited loudly.

The man in charge of the fireworks was not giving up and trying to rescue the firecrackers, but the firecrackers were burning quickly and the paper scraps were flying everywhere. He had no choice but to flee in panic. When the firecrackers burned into the sedan chair, he lit all the firecrackers piled inside...

I heard a loud "boom" sound, the sedan was blown into pieces, and firecrackers flew everywhere. The bull was first made by a group of people wearing red clothes, and then was blown up by the violent sound of firecrackers, and immediately went crazy and rushed forward with a wild moo.

The firecracker was originally planned to ignite it and throw it to the east side of the bull, forcing it to escape to the west, but now it exploded directly in front of it. The drummers who wanted to lure the bull to rush to the west were all standing on the west side, making the east side empty, and the bull instinctively ran away to the east side.

Zhang Yizheng taught the seducer a lesson in being responsible for being a human being. He accepted the bet and suddenly saw the bull running towards the heart of the Zhang family, and he couldn't help but be stunned. Seeing that he was strange, the seducer turned his head and laughed: "What Zhang Tushe taught is that I admit my account! Haha, I admit my account!"

Seeing this, Zhang Yutong's face twisted. The Gdoule glanced at him and teased at the "bride" who was stinging with a smile: "The girl just got married today and had a fetus in her belly, and she was quite anxious!"

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