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Chapter 59 Anti-General Army

Six Dragon Mountain, Seven Mysterious View.

Taoist Master Keyun and several junior brothers who escaped, complained to Taoist Changfeng in a verbal manner.

They walked very slowly along the way, but Master Yun was erecting his huge belly, and his belly was extremely thin, as if he could see the heart, liver, spleen and lungs inside through his belly. In this case, he could not ride a horse and dared not take a fast ride. Who knew if he would bump gently, his belly exploded.

Therefore, it was not until today that I returned to Liulong Mountain and asked someone to lift him back to the Taoist temple with a slide rod. Taoist Changfeng looked at Taoist Keyun's face, which was originally clear and clear, now swollen like a pig's head, and he couldn't help but want to laugh, but when he thought of the strange poison, his scalp was numb.

Wang Ning listened to them, but he turned his eyes secretly and thought about his thoughts. But as Master Yun was talking, he suddenly frowned, and when he pursed his lips, he heard the sound of "Pulululu..." behind his buttocks, and he actually made a long string of farts.

When the string of farts was released, it was really smelly. There was a pungent and pungent spirit. The brothers next to them were the first to be hit and almost fainted. They jumped away immediately. The junior brother Feiyu pinched his nose and shouted strangely: "Senior Brother Yun, why are you so smelly farts?"

Daoist Yun's face turned red and he smiled dryly, "I couldn't hold it in a while. Cough! Master, this is the matter. If we brothers hadn't escaped quickly, we would have been caught up to the mountain by those savages. If this matter cannot be resolved, according to my disciples, we should not spread it in the Tixi area..."

When he farted just now, Taoist Changfeng had already retreated for five or six steps, and distanced himself from him from a distance. Wang Ning, who was about to worry, was also fleeing away by the stench. He ran to open the window. The building was transparent from north to south, and the breeze blew through the hall, and the smell suddenly faded.

Seeing that the smell was gone, everyone had already surrounded him. Unexpectedly, Master Yun frowned again. Everyone suddenly felt something was wrong, but before they could escape, they heard a loud "dang" sound, followed by a series of ups and downs "dangdang" and a generous and powerful fart sound came.

As the saying goes, "The loud farts don't smell. The smelly farts don't sound." However, Master Yun's magnificent sound farts are extremely smelly. The middle-aged man wants to vomit, which is even more powerful than before. Master Feiyu, who was standing behind him, almost fainted.

Wang Ning held his breath and quickly flashed to the window. The Taoist Changfeng also escaped, leaned his nose and took a quick breath out of the window. Then he looked back and said angrily: "Get out, get out quickly, you..."

But Master Yun stood there, "ding ding dangdang, pupp lulu" behind his buttocks, and a variation was played endlessly. The swelling belly gradually became smaller in the sound of farts, and he couldn't help but say happily: "I'm so small, hahaha. My belly is so small, I'm going to get better!"

"Puff! Puff..."

Wang Ning said laughingly: "You don't have to go out, let's go out!"

This room was too late to stay. After Wang Ning said this, the disciples felt relieved and turned around and fled to the door. Wang Ning floated and walked out of the window behind. Seeing this, Taoist Changfeng hurriedly climbed up the window and ran away.

But Master Yun stood in the hall and was still in ecstasy: "Hahaha, okay, okay! I really want to do it!"

Taoist Changfeng climbed out of the back window, stood under the tree, gasped for a few breaths, and said to Wang Ning with lingering fear: "This Keyun came back from Tixi, not only turned into a pig's head, but also became a fart spirit. It's really terrible."

Wang Ning waved his hand, as if he could still smell the stench of the man who was about to vomit at the end of his nose. Hearing the words of Taoist Changfeng, he snorted coldly: "Fortunately the witch in the mountains was just teasing him, otherwise his life would be gone. Since he is not in danger of his life, don't worry. Go to the prefect's office and tell the prefect that you will donate a sum of gold and silver to help the battle."

When Taoist Changfeng heard that he asked him to take money out, he felt very reluctant, so he said, "Senior Wang, if he wants to fight, he just needs to fight. We are monks, why bother to get involved."

Wang Ning smiled gloomyly and said, "Don't forget, this matter has started because of us. Now, the prefect Zhang is like a lonely man, and the chieftains from all over the country are not very respectful to him. If you are willing to support him, he will definitely be grateful. He will not forget the people who provide timely assistance."

The Taoist Changfeng said unconvincedly: "Why do you have to do this? We have already made enough money in Tongren, so why not make a fortune in another place. We are building Taoist temples and making friends with officials. Why do you come? After dealing with them for a long time, you will be exposed."

Wang Ning's face darkened and said, "If you ask so many things, you will do whatever you ask you to do! Don't think that you know some tricks to cheat and dare to be arrogant in front of me. If I want you to die, just move your little fingers."

Taoist Changfeng shrank his neck in fear and said, "Yes, then... I will do it."

Wang Ning snorted coldly and said, "You go right away, don't play tricks, your life is in my hands!"

After Wang Ning said that, he left with his sleeves. Taoist Changfeng cursed at his back a few times, and then looked into the back window again. He saw that the fart semen was still "pupululu" and kept slacking off, but his facial features had already returned to his position, and his belly had shrunk a lot, and he was about to return to his original state.

Taoist Changfeng immediately forgot his own worries and exclaimed: "It turns out that the reason why this guy has become that way is filled with farts!"

Looking at his surprised look, he seemed to be very sorry that he only learned some illusions in Maoshan and never learned the ability to play Gu like this.

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In the lobby of the government office, Zhang Duo sat there in a state of disgust, looking sick. In fact, his body was much better, but his body was too obese and he was burdened very heavily. After he was sick, he injured his vitality and recovered unhappily. Now he is a little deliberate and becomes even more depressed.

Yu Junting was wearing a big red robe, with his hands behind his back, and his crystal smooth ivory fan gently patted his waist and back. He stepped into the palace hall with a smile, nodded with a smile to the officials who had arrived first, and then walked towards the first place on the right.

But as soon as she looked up, she saw Zhang Duo sitting in her position. Yu Junting was slightly stunned, and then he became calm. He walked towards the first place on the left. He squeezed his fat body into the official hat chair. Zhang Duo, who was dozing, suddenly opened his eyes and said weakly: "Yu Jianzhou, please sit in the main seat!"

Yu Junting said in surprise: "What does the magistrate mean?"

Zhang Duo smiled hoarsely and said, "Our body has not yet been cured and it is difficult to handle government affairs. Now it is only a major issue and we must come forward to inquire. As for all matters, we still have to prepare the courtesy for the affairs of the State Administration. Naturally, the State Administration shall sit in the main seat."

Yu Junting smiled slightly. He shook his head politely and said, "It's not appropriate, it's not appropriate. The subordinate is just to share the worries of the prefect for the prefect. Since the prefect has arrived, it is naturally the prefect who will sit in the main seat."

Zhang Duo spread his hands with a wry smile and said, "Look at my appearance now, do you still have the strength to make trouble? Yu Jianzhou should not be polite and take it as your choice, don't refuse."

Yu Junting said: "I dare not, but I dare not, in front of the prefect, the officials dare not be presumptuous."

Ye Xiaotian, who arrived hurriedly, saw the two of them pretending to be acting there, rolled his eyes boredly. Li Juan turned his body beside him and whispered to him: "That group of mountain barbarians are arrogant. If they don't fight now, the officials in the house are dull. If they lose, they will be even more dull. Who would be this master? Look at that chair, the two adults fought to the death before, but now they are pushing me and letting me go, and no one wants to sit on it. Hehe, it's tricky."

Ye Xiaotian suddenly said, "So that's it!"

The prefect and the magistrate gave in to each other for a long time. No one was willing to sit in the main seat. Fatty Zhang stayed on the chair and couldn't get up. He refused to move, and even if others pulled him, he couldn't pull him. Yu Junting was light in shape. Look at her small waist. If a strongman who could play with the stone lock could make her do a palm dance, but who would dare to pull her?

So, the final result of the two of them being humble was: Yu Junting sat on the upper head on the left, Zhang Duo sat on the upper head on the right, and the two sat face to face. As for the main seat in the middle of the upper head, it was vacant, and the meeting began in such a strange scene.

Zhang Duo looked weak and said with a gaze: "Yu Jianzhou, Shanmiao... is savage. After the previous officers and soldiers were defeated, they were complacent and became more and more capable. My Tongren Mansion has already allowed them to gain a foothold in Tixi. They are not satisfied yet. Now they are proactive in provoking, capturing the people, harming the local area, and fighting with the officers and soldiers of Tixi. What should you do?"

Yu Junting gently tapped her delicate white palm with an ivory fan, glanced at Fatty Zhang with bright eyes, and asked, "How should we deal with it in the opinion of the Lord of the Mansion?"

Zhang Duo shook his head slightly, smiled, and said, "I am lying in bed sick and it is difficult to manage the affairs. Now Tongren Mansion is the head of Jianzhou. Why did you come to our residence?"

Yu Junting smiled slightly and bowed, "The lower official is now just the acting prefect..."

Zhang Duo's eyes slightly opened, and he cut off her words and said, "In his position, plan for his own affairs! That's all!"

His back slowly leaned back to the chair and returned to his lazy appearance: "The reason why I attended today is only because Director Tixi is the family of our government. He sent the letter to our government. If our government ignores it, it would be unreasonable, so he came forward with illness. As for how to make a decision, it depends on your intention in Jianzhou."

Li Jing turned his body and murmured to Ye Xiaotian: "Master, this is the army of Yu Jianzhou! These things were the trouble for the magistrate. Since Yu Jianzhou wanted to sit in this seat, it would become her trouble. There is a good show to watch.

Look, if Yu Jianzhou does not dare to send troops, she will not mock the incompetent magistrate in the future. If she sends troops, can the Yu family stay out of trouble? If she cannot stay out of trouble, even if she wins, the Yu family will lose its troops and generals, which will greatly damage its vitality. If she loses, it will be even more majestic, and the prefecture of the prefect will be solved."

Ye Xiaotian nodded gently, stroked his chin, glanced at the officials in the hall, and saw that everyone was sitting on the mountain and watching the tiger fight. It was obviously to see how this ambitious female chieftain faced this problem.

Ye Xiaotian thought to himself: "What happened over Tixi? Logically speaking, without my order, the Gdogman could not have caused trouble. Could it be that Tixishi had any provocative actions against them? It is indeed not that easy to grab meat from someone else's plate. What should I do if I send troops to Jianzhou?"

: I sincerely ask for monthly tickets, recommended tickets!

I am currently busy, I will report to you after I go back in details^_^

(To be continued)
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