322 Uncle and Loli (2 in 1)
"Casius! You bastard! I'll tell you! From now on, you've been fired! Want a bonus for the next life!"
"Bang!"
"..." The sound of rudely hanging up the communicator came from the opposite side. Cassius could imagine General Morgan, who was far away in the fortress, was angry.
Cassius hung up the communicator with a bitter face. He turned his head and saw his wife looking at him with a smile. Cassius sighed: "Your husband is unemployed, and you seem very happy to see you..."
Lena chuckled softly and denied, "How could it be? It's just that I lost my job, but it doesn't matter. Now the kingdom has just been pacified, and there are some free jobs, right? "
Cassius looked at his wife holding the food, walked towards the dining table with a excited expression, and delivered it to the human-shaped food 'cruncher' sitting there, and couldn't help feeling speechless: "... (No matter how you look at it, you are secretly happy...)"
"It smells so good~ Lena likes you the most~ Lena, go to my house and cook for me every day in the future~~" Seeing the newly brought food in front of me, a jade loli who had just wiped out the previous wave of "enemy", launched an attack on the "reinforcements". At the same time, she issued an ntr declaration in front of her husband and children without any concern...
"?" Just as Regenat looked up and opened his mouth to bring the food in, he saw Cassius's face opposite him that seemed to have been constipated for several weeks. He said hello in a speechless manner, saying, "Oh~, Cassius, are you here? Haven't eaten yet? Don't be polite, sit down! When I'm ready to eat, let Lena make you a new meal. Don't worry, I'll be full soon..."
"..."When you eat enough, what else can I eat? Who is the male owner here?
Cassius looked at the jade loli in front of him, and unconsciously regarded other people's home as his home and his wife as his wife. Cassius sat opposite him speechlessly, observing the strange little girl in front of him eating like crazy, and then looked back at the sitting side. The one sitting on the side without even realizing her father's return, was placing her hands on the table and dragging her cheeks, looking at the admiring look with the words "so amazing" flashing, looking at the daughter who was performing with the jade loli...
Cassius was very scared. In the future, his cute daughter learned about the other party's savage eating behavior. After a few years, she turned into a big ham that could leave, and she couldn't help but shivered...
‘Woo, it’s so scary…’ Shaking his head and sweeping away the random thoughts in his mind, Cassius was helpless and shook his head at his wife who asked him what he wanted to eat, and said, “Just give me a glass of water…”… If you continue eating like this, our family may only have to drink water in a few days…
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"So full and full~~" Emerald Loli sits on the chair with her head up, patting the monster's belly that contains her own weekly rations, but is extremely flat. The three of them subconsciously breathes a sigh of relief...
"Lena! Give me another roasted ham as a midnight snack!"
"Bang!"...Aren't you all said you're full!?
Cassius wanted to yell at the other party very much, but he probably had his daughter beside him, so he had to establish a good image for her and barely curb his impulse.
Lena, who was standing beside her, wiped the sweat from her forehead, and said gently: "Sorry, Lei Jiang~ The ingredients at home have been used up. Will I eat it when I go to the market tomorrow?"
"Is that..." The little loli lowered her head in a sense of disappointment. Just when Lena was about to comfort her, the little loli raised her head and said, "Well, forget it... I'll just eat together tomorrow! With the interest that I didn't get, it's calculated based on double the profit!"
"Bang!" You lend usury! Don't just raise your food so proudly!
The dignified swordsman Cassius, the kingdom hero who defeated the invasion of Emperor*, was knocked down for the second time today. Because he did not want to stay on the food issue, Cassius patted the dust on his body and stood up and said, "Okay, let's talk about the serious matter first... Cough cough... First of all, I thank you for saving my wife and daughter. Thank you very much..."
"Huh? Dad, when did you come back?" Esteel's look like he had just come back to his senses and found out, making Cassius, who has been in the focus of the crowd recently, feel as if he was deprived of the protagonist's halo in an instant, weakened his presence, and became a supporting role... Well, in a sense, uncle, your intuition is really accurate... Your era is indeed over...
"Your dad, I have been sitting here since the beginning!" Cassius, who felt a sudden burst of pain in his heart, barely calmed down and said, "Well, Miss... can you tell me your name first?"
Jade Loli opened her mouth and licked her fingers with the smell of food, tilted her head and smiled slightly (I am so cute~~), and said, "Don't you really recognize me? Ten years ago, you suddenly broke into my house and did that kind of thing to me with a weapon~~"
Cassius clearly felt the strange look of his daughter looking at it, and the cold air that was comparable to the wife beside him. Although he didn't know why the other party wanted to "frame" him, Cassius immediately retorted: "What kind of thing! Tell me clearly, when did I see you! Ten years ago? How old were you ten years ago! How could I know you!"
Seeing his wife slowing down and a puzzled expression appeared on her face, Cassius breathed a sigh of relief. Who knew that the jade loli in front of him suddenly looked like she was crying, and stood up from the stool with her hands on the table and said, "It's so too much! I've obviously done it but I won't admit it! It was you who said goodbye that day, and you didn't even leave the note for the chief! Leave me and my mother... Woo woo..."
"Mom? Masaga~! Daddy, you!" Esteel stood up with a 'sloppy', and his pair of crystal red eyes glared at his father, "You are indeed a bad middle-aged man!"
"Uh, Esteel, no, dad doesn't..." Cassius was about to explain to his daughter, but suddenly his back chilled. He turned around and looked at his wife's "bright" smile, and he couldn't help feeling nervous about the beating of the giant beast...
Lena looked at her husband very 'kindly and tenderly' and said, "Dear, can you tell me what your relationship is with this child? Don't worry, when people make mistakes when they are young, tell me that I will never be angry..."
Then please put down the knife behind you while saying this, so there is no convincing power at all...
Cassius swallowed hard. At this moment, he had no sense of the majesty of a strong man in the realm of reason. He looked at his wife and said with difficulty: "That, Lena...I think we should talk seriously. Calm down first and don't be impulsive..."
"I think so too. We should talk 'good'..." Lena smiled and accented the two words 'good', while her smiling eyes opened dangerously, "And...what shouldn't I calm down?"
...The black gas behind you is about to become substantial, just a knife is coming through. How can you calm down?
"Come with me first! I have something to say to you!" Faced with his wife's powerful power, Cassius could only retreat for the time being. It's not a loss for the war. He grabbed the culprit on the stool and retreated strategically along the stairs...
Esteel pointed to Cassius's back and said, "Ah! Mom, Dad escaped!"
"It's okay, Esteel..." Lena smiled softly and said, "Can you help mom bring the whetstone under the counter? This knife seems to be unable to cut the skin of the powerful man..."...Madam, you are dark...
Mom now feels so scary... Esteel dares not touch the current mother's bad temper. Without hesitation, he sold his father to buy his father's father's treasured knives... "Mom, do you want me to go to the room and get the knives that my father has treasured? It's very sharp~"... Esteel, you... Lao Ka, what evil did you commit in your previous life...
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"Let me go! Let me go!" The little jade loli was squeezed under the armpit by a middle-aged uncle with one hand, swaying his legs and struggling.
Cassius opened the door and threw the noisy little guy in his hand onto the bed. He locked the door and walked to the bed with a serious look on his face...
The little loli sat on the bed and watched Cassius approaching, and couldn't help but look cute and scared and said, "Woo~~What are you going to do? Finally, my nature is exposed and I'm going to eat me?"
'I have a wife, I'm not a lolicopin, I'm not a lolicopin' Cassius twitched the corner of his mouth, suppressed the lolicopin's heart that was being stolen, and looked at the jade lolicopin's pupils seriously and said, "Tell me, what's your purpose? Do you... know me?"
The little loli covered her cheeks and shook it, then touched her lower abdomen, and said in ambiguous tone: "Of course, didn't I say it just now? How could I forget that you suddenly came to my house more than ten years ago and did such a rough thing to me. At that time, I still feel pain in the wound you caused to me..."
"Enough! Stop saying such nonsense. Although I am very grateful to you for saving my wife and daughter, please tell me your intention, otherwise..." Cassius stopped and pressed his hand on the sword at his waist, pressing his momentum down Regenat, but he saw that there was no strangeness on Regenat's face, and his momentum was solemn again...
Regnat put away his cuteness, looked smiling, lay on the bed and wrapped a pillow and said, "You are still the same as before. These are not nonsense~, little Cassius~, do you really remember who I am?"
Cassius looked at Regenat with a frown, and his momentum was slightly closed, but he said without relaxing: "Although you give me a sense of familiarity, I really don't have the face of you in my memory..."
"Of course, I didn't have the ability to become a human at that time! Otherwise, you wouldn't have become the first human to leave scars on me... You are a dead monkey who is jumping around everywhere!" Regenat looked at Cassius with a look of stupid eyes, with a kind of confidence and resentment in his tone.
"...You mean you are not a human? And I have fought with you now? More than ten years ago..." Cassius pondered for a moment, and finally murmured: "I was young more than ten years ago. In order to understand the realm of reason, I once looked for a powerful opponent on the mainland to break through myself. At that time, I challenged the most powerful monster. What impressed me the most was this tone and attitude... Are you Regnate?!"
"Bingo! But my real name now should be Regenat! Although the pronunciation is similar, don't make any mistakes~" Regenat blinked playfully, admitted his identity, but did not find that Cassius was Spartan, and said, "How is that possible, the uncle dragon with a rough voice, how could it be so cute after becoming a human being... This sound is unscientific! Even if it is a mother, you can only become an aunt according to your age!"... You have never seen the black cat with the uncle's voice... (Ye Yi: Why are you calling me?)
The little loli said dissatisfiedly: "Hey, I heard it~! You were muttering about something rude! According to the lifespan of the dragon, I am still young now!"
Cassius said speechlessly: "You have witnessed the arrival of the goddess of sky, do you think anyone believe it?"
"Woo--" The irrefutable historical facts were as bloody as if they were in front of them, which made Regenat unable to deny...
Looking at the depressed look of Regnath's face, Cassius's originally depressed heart suddenly felt much more relieved, and he hugged his hands and said, "Tell me, what's the matter if you come and look for it?"
Regenat held his bulging face with both hands and said, "It's nothing, it's just that living alone in the mountains is too boring. Suddenly, it's like looking at the outside world and by the way, you old friend! You might not welcome me..."
Cassius opened his mouth, remembering the pile of high plates downstairs, his face looked a little weird, and said, "Wait...you...you just come and see mine, right?"
"Hmm? Yes..." Regenat blinked and said happily: "If you want to keep me forever, I agree! Little Cassius, you are really, you don't have to be so enthusiastic... By the way, which room will I sleep in tonight~?"
Cassius said mutely: "Go out and turn right in the first room..."
"Oh...hello! That's a balcony! If you let a lady sleep on the balcony, what do you want to do??" Regenat, who reacted, turned around and shouted.
Thinking of his family's loss of financial resources, Cassius was not willing to be outdone and said, "I just asked you what you are going to do! Do you want a laid-off middle-aged man who has just been fired by his boss to raise a dragon?? The Qiyao Church is so yearning for the goddess, why don't you live there?"
"Because if I go, I will definitely be studied as a relic..." The little loli said an indisputable fact, then she stretched out her index fingers with her hands, pointed to the dimples exposed on her face, and said, "Just think it's better to raise one more daughter! Look how cute~"
"I don't have a monster daughter who can eat more than a dozen servings of food..." Cassius raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't you think you're cute, you look like a fool?"
"Small! Spicy man..." Hearing the word "monster", Regenat remembered something bad, put away his smile and looked at Cassius, then shrugged, "Then I'll give in, be a pet~! The dragon is so majestic, right? I'll take care of you during the day, and warm your wife and daughter's quilt at night. When you are away, you can make up for Lena's emptiness and teach you all the profound physical problems of Esteel for free. It's really worth the money~"
"The demon looks at the sword!" Cassio drew his sword and slashed at Regenat, roaring: "Do you think I will agree to those last two points#? Believe it or not, I will do the feat of slaying dragons for you to see now!!"
"Bang!" At the critical moment, Regenat closed his hands and tightened his sword and shouted: "Hey! This is very dangerous! Cassius! You are ungrateful! You cross the river and destroy the bridge! You don't agree. If it weren't for me, you would have become a 'widow' today! You want to kill the dragon? OK! I will fight with you today! Those who win will become the head of this family, and those who lose will get out of here!"... Hey! Are you fighting for the territory of the lion? By the way, aren't you a lady? Which lady would call herself an old lady and dominate the wife and daughter? Don't expose your nature with excitement, bastard! (Regenat: roar~! The job of a good dragon is to steal all kinds of girls!/Reader: Agree!/Eighteen: I know that some people who are not loyal will emerge!)
"If you say dragon, every part of your body should be very valuable, right? As long as you take it out and sell it, you won't have to worry about the time before I find a job!" Cassius's eyes were as if they were possessed, and he looked at Regenat with a shimmering look... Hey, uncle, why are you getting dark as well?
"Bastard! If you have the ability, try it!" Regenat angrily slapped Cassius' sword, took out the Gui Yao gun, and prepared for the battle.
Cassius looked at the weapon in Regenat's hand and said proudly: "Hmph, the battle between the spearmen and the swordsman is already obvious!"
Regnat shouted: "Bastard! Don't complain about the holy grail joke! Lucky with a gun is not necessarily e. Don't you know the luck of Chinese spearmen? What are you proud of? You will not be a spearmen too! (Stick = Gun?), Besides, you are a warrior, even a gun defeats swords. Do you basically understand this? Don't think that the sword saint will be afraid of you! I am a dragon man, and I can transform a dragon with a high attribute and layer, and the weapon can attack twice!"...Hey, that's already the setting of other games...
"Who cares about you? Mysterious Eight Knife flashed!"
"Don't think that you really have the title of Sword Saint, I'm afraid of you. You're just a middle-aged uncle, not Sadian. You can use a hairy eight swords to flash! Look at my Super 9 Martial God Slash to break you!"
Well... Sure enough, the nature of the uncle and the loli is born with two attributes of mutual generation and restraint...
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This chapter ends
Let's go directly to the plot in the next chapter... I'll write it out a little messy later...
Chapter completed!