“…”

“Meow~”

“…”

“Meow~”

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Location: In front of the storefront of Kisuke Sourahara

Time: 5:00 pm

Character: Awaya and a...black cat...

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If Ayuya's expression is now, it can only be expressed in one word, black...

Well, although I was prepared at the beginning,... I had not entered the door yet, and I met the "person" I least wanted to see. Baiya wondered if I had forgotten to look through the almanac when I went out today... If the Animal Research Association saw the black cat with such a humanized expression on his face in front of me, would I catch it and unravel it? By the way, what is the phone number of the Animal Association...

At this moment, the black cat's emotions were also very subtle. At first, they just thought of getting some food from Urahara's family, but when they arrived at the door, they met the girl in front of them... How could they say that when they saw this girl's first feeling, they made me feel nostalgic, that kind of thing that seemed to be unable to help but bully...

Facing the boss in front of him who appeared like dark thunder, Ayuya's following choices appeared in front of him: slash (attack), ghost path (magic), space (props), Bankai (must kill), instant step (escape)...

Faced with the winning battle that the protagonist in front of him is like a plot, a black cat has a choice in front of him: tease him, ravage him, oppress him, bully her, bully her, bully her, bully her... (...hey, why are all bullying him later?)

“Meow~~~”

"..." Just now... it laughed?

"Oh my ah~~Mr. Yeyi, it's been a long time since I saw you~~Come on, hug..." At this moment, the Urahara family's store opened, and a decadent uncle with cuckold hat came out of it. He picked up the black cat who was about to walk towards Akuya in front of him, ignored the claws on the black cat's meat ball, and the man raised it high. If this scene was taken and cut the background music, it would be synchronized with the opening of a Disney cartoon...

"Oh~, there are guests..." After teasing the black cat in his hand for a while, Urahara Kisuke looked at Ayuya standing in a piece of land. When he saw the Haori on Baiya's body and the silver-white Fenghuaya on his neck, Urahara Kisuke pressed the hat on his head and smiled meaningfully: "And it's a rare guest, the honorable captain..."

Looking at the person and cat in front of him, Akuya said lightly: "Long time no see, Urahara Kisuke... and, Yoichiro, Sifengyuan!"

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Urahara's store

"Oh~~~~" *3

In the living room, Akuya knelt on the cushion and suppressed the trembling of his eyebrows, staring coldly at Urahara Kisuke, Shifengyuan Yoichi, and his former ghost master, Ruteitai.

As if you look at the eyes of the three of you who cherish animals, and you can't help but smile happily, Akuya said coldly: "You three! I can regard your actions as an insult to the nobles!"

"Well, store manager... I'm going to move goods..." Seeing Baiyao get angry, she smoothed the smile on the corner of her mouth, held Reintetsai and rolled up her sleeves and left the door, looking very busy...

"Meow~~~" A thousand-year-old cat demon began to pretend to be cute, lying on the side and chasing his tail and rolling. If it weren't for the smiling eyes of Akaya from time to time, he would undoubtedly be a very successful ordinary black cat...

"Uh, hahahaha... I hate it, Kuriki Sang~! Don't just press such a big hat on someone else's head. I'm not in good condition and can't afford it..." Unfolding the folding fan, Urahara Kisuke narrowed his eyes and hit him haha. He walked on the street in the middle of the night and met the police. I believe he would definitely be invited to have coffee...

"Well, although I was very interested in your physical changes after I first learned about you, but... let's make sure first. Miss Kuriki was attacked by a big void during the expedition of the Void Circle, so she came to this world unexpectedly, right?"

As for the reason, Ayuya has already found it at the beginning. With the personality of Urahara Kisuke's scientist, it is impossible not to set up a spiritual pressure detection at Katsushimachi. So just by checking the spiritual pressure record, you should be able to detect the remaining virtual spiritual pressure where Ayuya came. This is also why Ayuya's first big false is used as a cover.

"Ah, that's it...so I'll come to you and let you prepare a gate that will send me a virtual circle..."

"Hate it~! How could I, an ordinary grocery store owner, do that? ~" Well, modesty is a virtue, but being too modesty means being beaten up! Even Bengyu can be made, you can't make a pirate gate? Suddenly, Ayuya thought about it, if he cut him to death, it would be a good way to take Bengyu away directly... No wonder Broken bee hates him so much, why didn't he find it before...

Perhaps seeing the change on Akuya's face, Kisuke Urahara stopped joking, shook his fan and said, "It will take half a month to prepare a safe passage. Miss Kuriki, you are not in a hurry... Just treat it as a vacation? There are many fun places in this world..."

He glanced at Urahara Kisuke with a faint glance, and Baiya raised his lips and said, "Are you tempting me? By the way, your abduction skills are really bad. Only those women who are not well-educated and have big breasts and no brains will be deceived by you."

"#!" After hearing this, a black cat who was playing happily, a red number # appeared on his head... Not very experienced in the world? When I became the commander-in-chief of the secret mobile Xingjun, you were still drinking milk! Big breasts are brainless? You are jealous of my figure! Absolutely!

"Oh~ah~, why do you say as Miss Kuriki? It's like I'm a bad person, I'm a big good person~~" The smile covering the corner of his mouth, but his squinting peach-blossom eyes were still looking at a black cat jokingly, as if repeating what Ayuya just said, which made the black cat's hatred paw itch...

"Hmph, it's okay, no... Now, Kisuke Urahara, are there any good hotels nearby?" A light smiled, and Akuya said with both hands and chests, intentionally or unintentionally ignoring the demonstration of a cat demon beside him... The feeling of venting anger was unexpectedly comfortable~.

"What? If you want to find a place to live, you'll be fine here. There are still available rooms anyway." Urahara Kisuke said with a generous look, but Ayuya didn't understand at all. He narrowed his eyes and glanced around and said coldly: "I hate kidding. Only some sloppy women are willing to live here in such places... and I'm afraid that this place is not safe..."

‘Sloppy? It shouldn’t be said to me…’ A black cat sniffed its fur, then licked its paws and combed it…

"It's too much~ Miss Kuriki... Why is it unsafe here? The public security nearby has always been very good, and the police station is on the street next door, very close..." Well, seeing Ayuya's expression of 'Why haven't you been arrested', Urahara Kisuke wilted... By the way, do I really look so bad?

After reaching out and combing the hair on his sideburns, Baiyao stood up and said, "No need, I'd better live somewhere else. After all, there is a criminal record here. It feels unsafe for me to live here as a girl..."

"Ex-ex-discipline?" Kisuke Urahara couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth...

"What? Isn't it?" As he said, Akuya casually raised some kind of black cat next to Urahara Kisuke in advance and said, "This is the evidence. Urahara Kisuke, the captain of the 12th Team of the 13th Team of the 13th Team of the 13th Team, was sentenced to death by the 46th Room of the Central Committee for making 'severance'. On the day of the execution, he cheated the head of the Sifengyuan family. Sifengyuan escaped from prison and fled to the present life, living an incognito life..."

"Uh, although it is true... why do you have to make accentuate 'certain serious mistakes'? And 'caught' and so on? Please don't tell the matter as if I was seducing another little girl and was sentenced by the Central Office forty-six! I don't look very despicable?"

"..." Baiya's eyes

"..." The eyes of a black cat

"..." Facing the eyes of the two, Kisuke Urahara felt a little Alexander... Well, I admit that I am a little a little... Well, I'm a little bit unreasonable, but from the bottom of my heart, I'm really a real good person... By the way, why did I send myself a good person card?

As if using [Impossible], Urahara Kisuke ignored the eyes of the two BS and took a black cat in Akuya's hand, pointed to the humanized cat face, and said, "...but you have to make it clear in advance. She has not lived here in the past few years! Don't slander me with the fact that it doesn't exist!"

‘Urahara! Where are your fingers pointing?’ A black cat whose head was pointed at was very angry, and the consequences were very serious! Urahara's actions were directly exchanged for an angry and ruthless [kill]...

Looking at Urahara who was trampled by the black cat, Akuya was silent for a moment, then he put on an expression of knowing and called "Iron Rope": "You are already divorced?" (Hey! What's inside since the beginning!)

"We are not married!" *2, [Iron Cable Boat] takes effect...

"So are you separated?" [Leikong]!

"We have never lived together!" *2【Flash】!

"Did you break up after someone's relationship breaking up?" [Killing]!

"Hey!" *2【Tao】

"Just kidding..." Atakuya ended with a fold...

"Didn't you say you hate kidding..." *2, a person and a cat began to be unable to complain... (Reader: We are too...)

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"Okay, since this is the case, I won't force you, but Miss Kuriki... The expense of staying in a hotel in this life costs money~" How could Ayuya, a god of death who just came out of the void circle, have money in this life? Urahara Kisuke said this because Urahara had just said everything and would not live here. The so-called money stumped the hero, looking at Ayuya who has no place to go now... In response, Urahara Kisuke smiled maliciously, waiting for the other party to ask for it directly, but Urahara Kisuke's idea was destined to fail...

"So that's it. This is my mistake. So let's help me exchange this for money in the present world..." As he said that, Akuya took a star-scaling clam from his hair and threw it to Urahara, saying: "This, you can buy ten good houses in the Soul Realm, and you should be able to exchange for enough cash... By the way, I'll handle all my ID documents. I don't want to have any trouble. I'll also help me find the best hotel nearby, the kind that needs to be convenient for riding... By the way, I can prepare my remains and clothes..."

"..." Looking at the star-holding pliers in his hand, listening to Akuya's tone as if he was directing his servant, Kisuke Urahara suddenly wanted to yell loudly, "Damn rich man!!" to vent his inner imbalance... (← a month's total store income...50,000 yen)

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"Ah, there are some remains here... and this is clothes..." After calming down the imbalance in his heart, Urahara Kisuke once again acted like a profiteer, took out a human-shaped remains from the cabinet and a set of them... I don't know if Urahara Kisuke did it on purpose or had a special hobby, and what he took out was a Gothic maid outfit... "Don't look at me like this, this only has this dress in our store, which is my treasure for many years!"...Hey, have you said it? You just said you treasured it? You are the death shop manager!

"..." Looking at Hisuke Urahara covering his mouth with a fan and trembling with a slutty smile, Akuya stared at Hisuke Urahara for a moment, turned to a black cat and said, "You break up with him is the most correct decision in your life..."

"Wow~#!" *2

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"Hey, I'm going to change my clothes. Should you go out?" Picking up the clothes, Akuya glanced at a store manager who was unconscious and issued an expulsion order...

"What does it matter? Anyway, I also want to study the changes and structure of your body~~~, just treat me as air, it doesn't exist..." Urahara Kisuke said happily, his eyes flashing from time to time in the public dance hall, which is what men know about expectation...

"Treat you as air... doesn't exist... is it..." As he said, Akuya raised his hand and pointed it at Urahara Kisuke. "Just just blow you into ashes... Aohuo fell!"

"Uh, wait... wait! I know! I know Miss Kuriki! I'll go out! I'll go out now..."

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After watching Urahara Kisuke stumble out, Ayuya looked at a black cat...

"What are you doing? I'm a female..." A black cat licked the meat pad and combed his beard and said.

"..." Sadly, Baiya picked up his clothes and set up a layer of ghost barrier in the room, and began to wear the remains and... the "strange" clothes...

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This chapter ends

I don’t know why, but I’m no longer in a state... I can’t write down my feelings, alas... It’s time to regain my energy...
Chapter completed!