282: I guarantee it with the candy in my pocket

"You know, in the NBA with such a dense physical contact, some accidental injuries are inevitable. In fact, my movements were not aggressive at that time. I didn't even know whether Kwame Brown or Chris Meime was standing behind me, so I don't think I have anything to say about the elbow tonight, and of course I wouldn't have any thoughts." Rachel shrugged her shoulders and said helplessly. In fact, as he said, he himself didn't know why he injured Chris Meime, and even looked shocked when he saw Chris Meime's blood flowing.

"Mr. Rachel, what do you think of the data you have developed by the relevant personnel? That is to say, you have won 51 games this year, but there are more than twenty-six players injured in your hands!" Another reporter asked a very strange question.

"This shows that our defensive intensity this year is good! And we still have room for improvement!" Rachel's answer was still very weak, not paying attention to the meaning of what the reporter said.

"So what you mean is that you should hurt a few more players?" The reporter took Rachel into the gutter.

"No, that's what you mean!" Rachel replied lightly, ignoring the reporter, playing with the drinks provided by the sponsor on the table on his own, and his actions announced that he was unwilling to accept the reporter's interview again.

"Martin, what do you think about Kobe Bryant's score of forty-seven points on your head tonight?" Seeing that he could not escape from Doug Rachel's mouth, the reporter simply pointed the topic to Kevin Martin, trying to find something valuable in him.

"Oh, Kobe Bryant is a guy who can score 81 points in a single game, so I don't feel embarrassed to let him score 47 points on my head. Although it's already shameful enough, you know, in the league, there are always a few perverts that make people hate them but helpless." Kevin Martin's answer was also very smooth and even round, and the reporters still couldn't get anything valuable from his mouth.

"So what do you think of Michael Finley and the others' accusations against you?" the reporter continued.

"What do they think? What did they blame?" Kevin Martin asked with an innocent look on his face, which contrasted with his fierce style of play on the court. No one could believe that this guy who seemed harmless in front of him would be so rude or even barbaric on the court.

"They said you were the second Bruce Bowen!" the reporter sobbed.

"This is simply slander. You know, I never put on my feet!" Kevin Martin continued his innocent expression. This expression made Doug Rachel next to him secretly amused. He thought in his heart that you don't use feet because you use hands. But seeing so many people here, Rachel finally held back. The hand placed in the audience couldn't help pinching Kevin Martin. Although Kevin Martin was attacked, his face was still calm and very calm. As expected, he is worthy of being among the Kings Team. The person with the strongest learning ability is Doug Rachel's tough temperament, Michael Beebe's hypocriticality, Brad Miller's seemingly kindness, and Ron Artest's rude little movements. These traits are more or less contaminated with Kevin Martin. In fact, the Kings are now a big dye vat and a big bandit nest. Even Raheem, who originally came to the Kings with the purpose of influencing Doug Rachel and others, will now use the sentence "I'm very fucking unhappy" on the court.

Next, some boring questions were asked. After about ten minutes, Doug Rachel and Kevin Martin finally left the press seat. As soon as they left the press seat and came to the backstage, they laughed loudly. Well, in fact, Doug Rachel took the lead in laughing...

After two days of rest, the second game was still in the Aco Arena. That night was still the beat la night for fans and the Kings' Night for Kings. Although the Lakers were the first to lead at the opening, and Kwame Brown finally scored some No. 1 picks, but under Doug Rachel's two consecutive big bangs and endless verbal attacks, Kwame Brown, who had never had a good psychological quality, wilted again, and did not get harder in the whole game. The Kings also made a concerted effort and reversed with the trend, and finally won the game with a 23-point difference. Well, the two teams in this game were 114:91, and the Kings were in front.

Among them, Kobe Bryant scored 33 points, which was 14 points lower than the previous game because Kevin Martin gave a tooth for it. After the game, a reporter joked that if Kevin Martin lost two teeth in the next game, Kobe would have to score 19 points, and Kevin Martin's answer was very tough - I never planned to leave my teeth for midnight snacks when I was in the game.

After the game, Kobe Bryant also made his upcoming home declaration - we will score back in Los Angeles because it is my home and we will not give the Kings any chance to score easily.

Doug Rachel did not personally pour cold water on Kobe Bryant's confidence because his left sling, Ron Artest, stood up, "Hey, do you believe this? Well, at least I don't believe it. I got thirteen open shots in these two games. I didn't feel very good, I only hit seven. Well, don't you understand? I mean, the defensive level of the Los Angeles Lakers is still at the level of a seventh grader, yes! a seventh grader."

Ron Artest's declaration immediately made Lamar Odom, who had been sleepwalking, feel very stressed. He finally stood up under the pressure of Lakers fans. This guy, who is known as the second Magician, has a very shocking language - he will not get any empty space in the next game and I will use the candy in my pocket to guarantee it!

Lamar Odom's candy guarantee theory became popular throughout the Internet for a while, and almost everyone would say this when they swear. I am sure I can pass this sat exam, and I use the candy in my pocket to guarantee.

After this sentence spread to the distant ancient country of the East, it was immediately adapted into various versions by a guy with five thousand years of civilization and wisdom. One of the versions is very interesting, and the excerpts are as follows-

I will definitely not go to nightclubs to play around, I guarantee it with Durex in my pocket!
Chapter completed!