Things in the world should be causal, and my experience in fasting in college is also related to my current experience. I once sold chocolate at the counter and ate (gifts); I worked in a nuclear power plant, and used a magnifying glass to look at the drawings and wear a hard helmet to climb scaffolding; I also followed a liar (I saw it clearly later) to talk about the image project of the municipal government, but fortunately nothing was done; I had planned in an advertising company, and felt sour all day long; I did investment analysis, specifically securities analysis until now. I think there must be some causal relationship in this.

Because in the second semester of my second grade in college, after drinking and eating, I suddenly had a flash of inspiration and wrote a paper that was shocking enough.

The specific situation is this. At that time, our school organized the first college student science and technology festival, invited many experts and scholars to the school to give lectures, and also organized the selection of science and technology papers for students in school, encouraging everyone to write down all kinds of strange and strange ideas on weekdays and hand them over. When I went to the library that night, I had drunk too much, and the hiccups smelled like barbecue. After I sat down, I found that I had gone to the wrong reading room, surrounded by books on various investment aspects.

I drew a bunch of works from which country and era I translated. After reading it for half a night with alcohol, I suddenly got inspiration and wrote a long speech on a large white paper for mechanical drawings. It was about stock market analysis. I still vaguely remember how the topic improves the probability of prediction. It is not basic analysis or technical analysis. It seems to be a relatively complex mathematical model.

After writing and handing in, the question came out. The person who received the paper did not understand it, so he came to ask me what I wrote. It was bad here. This paper was written after I had enough wine and meat at the beginning of the month. When the teacher came to ask me, it was already my fasting period at the end of the month. Perhaps people's way of thinking is different in different environments, and I can't understand it myself.

At the beginning of next month, when I was drinking and eating meat again, I took out this paper, but I couldn’t find the feeling of a flash of inspiration and couldn’t see any clues. Maybe after I had enough wine and had a lot of ideas, but there were also many changes in my thoughts. I always thought about this and that, and after I thought about that, I couldn’t remember this. That was in 1994. Later, I really became a securities analyst, but now I can’t find the feeling of suddenly having an idea at the night after drinking.

You ask me how this paper happened later? Later, I went to the Forest Zoo and threw the paper at a smart-looking gorilla. This gorilla did not disappoint my expectations. It is said that when I performed on Wall Street in the United States, I won a major stock market competition and won glory for the Chinese animal world.

I heard that this gorilla's unique skill was to use my paper to stack it into a paper plane to throw a red deer plate full of stock names. Later, someone invented a set of "Paper Flying Needle" stock intelligent analysis software based on the laws of paper plane flight, which was popular for a while. There was also a stock market analysis gang called SanK Plum Blossom Party. Based on the flying trajectory of paper planes, it created a set of "postmodern slightly wave theory" stock market analysis methods. In a sense, the response was also very enthusiastic.
Chapter completed!