Chapter 7 Thin
Li Long suddenly heard someone behind him talking to him in a strange tone... He said reflexively: "Sorry! I won't suck..."
While Li Long was speaking, he turned around and saw the other person's appearance, and his expression was naturally a little surprised... He thought to himself, why does this kid look so familiar? Could it be: "You...you...a fat man?" Li Long, who looked surprised, seemed to be unable to believe what was in front of him.
When Wang Ding saw Li Long's surprised expression, he was naturally extremely proud. He laughed and said, "Haha! How about the deaf person! I said you can't recognize him! You don't believe him yet! You're stupid now!"
Li Long turned from a stunned expression and said, "Damn!" and said in an incredible tone: "You kid are so thin!!!" You know, what Wang Ding said just now was pinching his nose, but now the real voice came out, how could an old friend who has been for so many years be misheard?
Li Long walked around Wang Ding with a look of surprise, looking at the other person carefully, with his expression as if he was a ghost, and said in surprise: "Damn! Why did you lose so much weight in one go? How did you do it?"
Wang Ding looked surprised at Li Long, and he was very satisfied with it, and he smiled and said, "Haha! Be surprised! When I called just now, I told you that I lost weight! You don't believe it yet! Just wait for your waist bag to bleed heavily at night!"
When Li Long heard this, he said hatefully: "You know how to eat!"
"Admit your gambling and accept the loss! Who told you to bet!" Wang Ding smiled badly.
"And! Just a meal! What's the big deal? But... how did you lose weight? The company was busy a few days ago, and we only had a week before we could lose weight. You have had liposuction surgery!" Li Long seemed to not believe in everything in front of him until now.
"Damn! Who can make that thing? I recently took some folk remedies. This was brought to me by my mother from the countryside by a distant relative. I was originally going to give it a try, but hey, I didn't expect that, my weight had dropped. Look, in a few days, my weight had dropped to less than 230 kilograms." Wang Ding had already made up a lie. After saying that, he turned around twice and said angrily: "How is it? It's much more handsome now! The size of clothes that I didn't dare to think about before can be worn now."
"Handsome!" Li Long nodded, then looked at Wang Ding carefully, and said with a strange look: "It's not just handsome! It's simply unexpected. You said it's strange! I didn't think you are so handsome before! Your weight will be a big change. If you can really reduce it to about 150 or 60 kilograms, it's so handsome! Incredible! Incredible!"
"Don't worry! Isn't it just about one hundred pounds? In terms of the current situation, it's all a little bit." If you want to talk about Wang Ding now, you are full of confidence in your future.
Who is you now? That's a god! As long as you are in a good mood, you can immediately soar into the sky and go to Country M to shit.
Li Long let go of his surprise, and immediately paparazzi was on his back, curiosity arose, and said, "Hey, fat man. What is your folk remedy? Why is it so magical! Don't be fried croton with dried rice, right?" Li Long wanted to ask clearly, maybe this is a good opportunity to make a fortune.
After all, it is not too far for such a Godzilla to change his weight in a short period of time.
Wang Ding said with a "uh...", his eyes rolled, and he said, "Twenty big earthworms, plus a big toad, a dead mouse that must have maggots, and a precious plant rhizome, wine soaked together."
When Li Long heard what the other party described, the image of a big bottle suddenly rose in his mind... The corpses of many monsters were floating in the bottle. The scene made him feel creepy. The muscles on his face twitched uncontrollably and said with a disgusting look: "Evil! So disgusting! Can you drink this?" As he spoke, he even felt something surging in his throat, which was extremely uncomfortable.
"Nonsense! The soda is so delicious. But it doesn't lose weight!" Wang Ding looked at Li Long's expression change, and felt satisfied. He continued to run the train track with his mouth: "This toad and dead rat are easy to deal with! The problem is that the rhizomes of this plant are rare. The only ones are also the dry goods my mother asked to get from for many years. Now I am afraid that this plant will be extinct. It's not too much to say that it is the last one. How about deaf people? Do you want it? If you want it, I'll give you some to try it?"
Before Wang Ding said this, he knew that Li Long must not want it. After years of brotherhood, he had a high degree of understanding between each other.
Li Long is a bit obsessed with cleanliness and has a normal weight, so it is impossible to ask for this false thing.
"Come on! Forget it! Smash me to death! I can't drink it. Just by hearing what you said, I won't think of having a good meal in the past few days." Li Long shook his head like a Bulang drum, and his whole body was covered in goose bumps, and his expression was extremely chilled.
"Don't forget it! To be honest, that thing is really bad. If it weren't for losing weight, I wouldn't drink it even if someone forced me to use a knife." While Wang Ding spoke, his muscles on his face twitched a few times. People who didn't know thought he had really drunk that kind of thing.
"Come on! Case!" Li Long waved his hand, as if he wanted to get around this disgusting topic. He said, "Fatty! Since you are here, let's go in quickly! Fortunately, it was Sunday afternoon! When I was standing here just now, there were not many people entering. Now, I should be able to take up a seat."
Seeing that it was considered to have fooled the topic of weight loss, Wang Ding put down the big stone in his heart... he nodded and said, "I bought a new racket yesterday! I spent 100 yuan! Today I will definitely not let you be so arrogant."
"You?" When talking about playing table tennis, Li Long looked unscathed and said, "I haven't heard any expert not playing well in the ball. I blame my racket for not being able to pull it off. I really can't pull it off, and the earth has no gravity. Fatty, I found that your boy is not playing very well now. The level of making excuses has risen sharply!"
"Ah! I won several games by Master Ding. Why do you think the World Cup is decided by you! Okay, since you don't believe it? Then let's compete today. See who it is, how about it flashing in the windy sky!" Wang Ding looked confident at this time.
No matter what, now he is a newcomer to the Immortal Sect. His physical function is increasing comprehensively at this time. Playing a small table tennis ball, even if his skills fail, he cannot win the other party for the time being, but he cannot accept the other party's ruthless abuse like before.
"You've blown up! Don't think that if you lose two pounds of weight, you'll be as light as a feather and as light as a swallow. If you don't beat me today, you kid cry. Don't you know how many eyes your prince Ma has?" Li Long felt a little funny when he saw the other party's smug look on his face. What level does the other party have? Doesn't he understand? Even if his other party cramps are still beaten by him.
When Wang Ding heard this "Hey!", he smiled dryly, and showed a mysterious smile on his face and said, "Then we brothers, let's see the truth under our hands?"
"Damn! Fatty, look!" Li Long wanted to talk to Wang Ding again, but his eyes turned around and seemed to have found something. He hurriedly touched his friends around him.
Wang Ding looked strange when he heard this, and at the same time, he followed Li Long's sight and turned his head to look... and found a beautiful and small yellow Volkswagen Beetle car parked smoothly in the parking space in front of the table tennis club.
When the car stopped, the co-pilot's door opened, and first a beautiful leg stretched out, and the thin high heels gently stepped on the ground... and made a "click" sound.
Chapter completed!