Mr. Brown:

Oh, I heard that you did an earth-shaking event in 2009 and wrote a letter to our Prime Minister asking for the cancellation of the death penalty for drug dealer Akmao.

Tsk, tsk! I have to say, you did this, a bit of a Shaobing... Do you know what this means? If you don't understand, then I'll change to a simple statement that suits the IQ of the British, which is brainmaimed. Do you understand? Actually, it's just a brainless person.

Don't admit it? Are you quite unhappy? Then I have to teach you a class.

By the way, the Chinese government has made it clear that drug trafficking is a serious crime in countries around the world. The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland will not be on Mars, right?

In the internal affairs of various countries, you should know that other countries are strictly prohibited from pointing fingers.

If our government advised her to terminate the engagement with the British Crown Prince on the grounds that Kamila was too ugly, would you agree?

If Ireland is far away from the Isle of England, it is recommended to break away from the UK and be independent, will you agree?

Needless to say, it is impossible to agree to the beating to death.

In fact, our country is not as good as that, and no one is bored to interfere in the fucking matters of your country.

Why do you just want to commit public anger and write that stupid thing that makes people laugh and that history remembers?

It should be said that from your resume, you are a knowledgeable person, a tasteful person, a truth-seeking person, and a politician. In short, no matter from any perspective, you are not a brainless person, but why do you say you want to do such a fucking thing, and even wrote a letter proving that you have low IQ?

This is a diverse world. I believe you also admit that you cannot force Islamists to believe in Jesus, just as we do not force you to convert to Buddhism, everyone has their own true gods.

There are countries in this world that have killed enough people, taken advantage of them, and then turned into a fake good person, and there are also poor people who are developing and even unable to eat. You can hypocritically claim that your country's human rights are in good condition and take pride in not killing people, but why do you accuse other countries of shooting out those guilty murderers, robbers, rapists, and those who commit genocide?

Who do you think you are? Even God can’t do it, you really think you are worth a lot. I have to emphasize again that you are such a big cake!

By the way, what were you doing when Saddam was hanged? Are you licking Bush's eggs? Sorry, I swear, sorry! But I'm not a big shot, I'm relaxed from myself, and no one else can do anything to me. Do you bite my egg?

Why didn't you write a letter to Bush at that time and ask him to let Saddam live? Did Old Sa have no human rights?

By the way, what are you doing when the Israelis massacred the unarmed Palestinians? Oh! You are probably making a passionate and verbose speech in the EU, strongly condemning the Palestinians to attack the peace-loving Israelis with stones and declare Palestinians a dangerous person? Are Palestinians no human rights?

By the way, farther away, when you occupy the entire India, where is the human rights of the Indians? Why did Mahatma Gandhi choose not to resist the movement? Because the Indians faced the most powerful navy and army of the British Empire, but India could not even build rifles at that time. What is the human rights of the Indians?

A little further apart, when you set foot on the American continent and slaughter the Indians’ homeland, what about the Indians’ human rights?

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Have you ever watched "Brave Heart"? Should you know the history of the Irish resistance to the British army? Wallace's "freedom" that suppresses the clouds contains so many blood and tears of Irish people. Do you know? Where are their human rights? Tell me?

In his early years, he still ate raw meat and drank blood, but now he is wearing a tuxedo that pretends to be a big tail wolf. British and English are really good at self-ansthesia!

When I was in elementary school, I knew that the world's first printed product, "Diamond Sutra", was placed in the British Museum, and later I learned about the Opium War and the Eight-Nation Alliance's disaster to the Old Summer Palace. Even more importantly, I knew that there was a "Sun Never Set Empire" in the world that once plundered and expanded its territory madly, and what about now? Where is the Sun Never Set Empire?

From the African grasslands, to the Indian continent, to the vast and boundless land of America... It’s a pity that your little cousin eventually betrayed you, the United States eventually became independent, and you can no longer take advantage!

On March 5, 1770, the British army shot unarmed citizens in Boston. At that time, where was the human rights of innocent citizens who died in vain?

In fact, the history of England's development is a bloody history of robbery. You kill people, set fires, rob things, and expand desperately around the world. In fact, everyone understands the psychology of the island country. In recent years, the country emphasizes harmony and the main theme is development, so no one chats. But if no one says it, it doesn't mean they will forget it!

It's too far to talk. Although the title is an open letter, I know you will definitely not see it. It's just a meaning to write it out, just look at Shu Chang by yourself.

Regarding Akmao, I have been looking at the photos for a long time, but I still have a question that cannot be solved. This is the black skin, are you a relative?

If it’s not a relative, you can speak for him and then be scolded? In Chinese terms, you are full!

Really, it’s not that you are scolding you. Even the people of your country have many polite people, and they have not followed the government to make trouble, and there is no movement in the parade.

How about you organizing a demonstration? Find a group of people, hold a small flag, and pass by Downing Street vigorously. You are standing on the balcony of No. 10 Downing Street, watching the group of people below extending their right arm towards you, and shouting "Hi, Brown!" How is this feeling? Isn't it? In the early years, it seemed that you were a distant neighbor who had this move, the giant spirit, and the little dwarf almost did something that your country had not accomplished.

But I guess you don’t dare, why? Because you are Shaobing!

I heard that in addition to the UK, the EU also followed suit and used economic sanctions, and there were also calls for "gunboat diplomacy." I said, this is all you are so bored!

Speaking of which, I have to thank you, Comrade Brown! You are such a mascot for the Chinese people in 2009!

Why? Because in fact, the Chinese people lived a very depressing life in 2009, and there were too many troubles! It is not clear what it means. However, you are like a bolt of lightning, like a white cloud, like a rain, and came to the hearts of us Chinese...

You are so good! You brought laughter to our 2009, and the hearts of the Chinese people have never been so neat! More than 90% of the Internet agree with the Chinese government's execution of Akmao's death penalty, and more than 99% ridicule you... This has given the Chinese people the happiest end of the year!

Everyone is happy! Everyone is happy!

It’s nothing to die of Akmao, but as you wrote a letter, the British government also cried 10 times to kill your heroes, your psychopaths, and your father Akmao. In the end, it wasn’t done yet!

How happy this is, so proud!

At the end of 2009, you brought laughter to the Chinese people and inspiring good news. You are suffering and you are more than one billion happy. Comrade Brown, you have a great relationship!

I won’t talk about the great truth. Anyway, if you go deeper, you can’t understand it. I’ll take my best efforts. I’ll show you what “gunboat diplomacy” means.”

China was not in 1840, do you have to admit it?

China has long-range missiles, do you know this? It takes thousands of kilometers to hit... It takes a nuclear warhead, and if it accidentally lands, it will not be desolate, only rats and not crops?

If you play the navy, don’t worry about it! The Chinese navy is not in the market, it seems that your British navy is also impotent. If you really want to fire, you will fight for nuclear bombs. How about it? You one, I one, everyone throws it one on one, and we even allow you to borrow some in the United States.

Let’s beat the punch first! Whoever wins will throw it first, is that fair?

If you throw one at Beijing, we will throw one at London. Then you throw it to Shanghai, I will throw it to Manchester.

Guangzhou, Liverpool.

Shenzhen, Birmingham.

Chongqing, Southampton.

Harbin, Edinburgh.

Dalian, Aberdeen.

Then what?

Sorry, by the way, because your country is not enough to fight, we have scratched the following cities when we attacked your key cities: Leeds, Sheffield, Nottingham, Kowenche, Oxford, Parksmouth...

In fact, everyone is the same, because our country also has many valleys, wild ridges, and crop fields that have been scratched by you. Generally speaking, everyone is fair.

Then what???

We have blown up all the British territory, including the n nuclear bombs you borrowed from the United States? This caused the death of the explosion, but it really has nothing to do with us!

Then what?

Then we have the northwest, the southwest, the Central Plains, and Jinggangshan!

The five-star red flag is still flying? What about you? Wander on a boat! There is a "Glasgow Wanderers" in the UK. You can form a "British Wandering Government" - if there are still living things on the Bird Island, then cross the Atlantic Ocean and hug Obama's thighs and cry... I forgot to say that your military port was also scratched.

Resentment! We don’t think about it either. Who says that this nuclear weapon is too powerful?

Look, our valleys have been filled with your nuclear bombs, so we have nothing to say nonsense, right?

You understand, Shaobing? Gunboat diplomacy is absolutely not advisable. In the fight, you will only destroy the country. We have 1.3 billion people, plus at least 1.4 billion black household registration, at least 1 billion left. What are your kings, princesses, ministers, Manchester United, and 007. As long as you are in the country, you will all travel through time.

If you don't leave, you have to travel through time...

However, if you dare to travel through time and become Li Lianying, your master will commit suicide by hitting the building and become Cixi, and you will step on you for the rest of your life!
Chapter completed!