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Pooh!
Guan Tianlong spitted on the light red and inconspicuous prismatic necklace. The necklace suddenly emitted a fluorescent light to absorb the man's spit completely. After a moment, the necklace exploded. A miniature mecha with a flame emblem engraved on his chest and forehead made a brilliant debut.
Guan Tianlong walked to the front of the mecha with a duck. According to the tips for manipulating the mecha in the animation and science fiction films I had watched before, he opened the mecha and lie gently into the cockpit, held two rockers in both hands, and felt the simulated touch of all glue. In the power furnace, the motor buzzed, and there was a dark green prompt board in the diagonal side of his eyes. The energy on the surface was rising steadily, and the distance was fully activated, only 7.5 seconds: "History is like a bitch, for the strong to play with. Let's see, my name Guan Tianlong will definitely resound throughout the Azeroth continent! Where are we going now?"
The teacher in the white mecha was speechless for a while. Hu Bingchen obviously had nothing to do with Tianlong's beating thinking. He didn't know what history had to do with the strong, and what else was related to the Azeroth continent. He could only choose what he understood and said: "My employer, Azerothma, let me protect you to Honolulu, USA, and meet him in his villa."
Guan Tianlong controlled the red mecha and stretched his arms and kicked his legs lamely. It felt very interesting, and even made him forget his hunger for the time being: "Azeroth? Isn't my fifth brother called Don Quixote? He was on the verge of starvation when World of Warcraft was launched!"
The teacher in the white mecha saw sweat on his forehead and thought to himself that he was not blamed for you! He admitted his mistake and said, "It was me who was negligent, Don Quixote, Horse!"
The red mecha waved his hand and said heroically through the speakers: "It is great to know the mistakes and correct them. How long does it take for us to run from here to Hawaii?"
"Our mecha's power furnace is to kill you 3001. Model, crossing the Pacific Ocean and flying to Honolulu, only one hour and seventy-two minutes!" Hu Bingchen's white mecha opened the way in front of him, Guan Tianlong's red mecha followed closely, and the two turned left and right in the sewer, and they didn't know how far they turned.
Guan Tianlong was just a layman in the doorman. He didn't use the instructions, so he simply pressed all the buttons: "Do you treat me as 250? You're 72 minutes in an hour, are you crazy or am I crazy?" When he said this, Guan Tianlong just pressed the third last pink button in the last row of the cockpit. The red mecha made a "beep" sound, raised his arm, and a white flame spurted out of his palm. Puff! The sewage drain pipe that encountered the flame dissolved into steel juice like a candle, and a disgusting smell gushed out instantly. Guan Tianlong was ready, and his toes were lit. The red mecha twisted his butt and stepped more than 20 meters in one step. Poor Hu Bingchen's white mecha was poured into steel juice by the sewage!
"You!" Hu Bingchen shouted and hit the wheel fist!
Guan Tianlong also wanted to try the combat power of the red mecha. His body was raised, crossed his legs, avoided Hu Bingchen's fist, and arched his arms with the 'opening mountains and raising his hair' rack, touching! The two mechas collided, and the red mechas rayed up, and the white mechas staggered and retreated, shaking and running for seven or eight steps as if they were drunk before gaining a foothold. Hu Bingchen was confused and angry at this moment. He asked in surprise: "Which unit did you receive training in the past? The level of mechas was just as good as mine, and he could use the routine of ancient martial arts with mechas! You must know that at that moment, the gravity of your meridians was enough to make the most elite special forces die!"
Guan Tianlong controlled the red mecha and said shamelessly: "Low-key, low-key, brother. The legendary martial arts genius who is rare in five thousand years can be used to play the keyboard to help the world, martial arts can turn on the mecha to determine the world, know women when they get off the kang, don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just passing on..."
Before the words were said, the red mecha was exposed to the abdomen of the red mecha. With a sharp blow, Hu Bingchen's front jab + heel kick + axe punch + back flip + upside down gold hook. The white mecha launched a storm-like attack around the red mecha like a butterfly. Guan Tianlong reached out and kicked his legs, and was preparing to intercept Hu Bingchen's moves many times, but his stomach was about to die and hungry, and he was exhausted. He couldn't stop it. The shock from the cockpit made him dizzy and want to vomit. In desperation, the man shouted: "It's almost enough. Do you really want to kill me? I'm not full, and I don't know anything like you, in the future..."
Belly strike!
Belly strike and support your feet!
Belly strike and hold the palm to sprint!
Bang bang bang! White Machine Armor made the last three heavy blows, and Guan Tianlong staggered and lay on the ground in the sewage. Hu Bingchen said with satisfaction: "It's leveled, go, I'll take you to Honolulu!"
Guan Tianlong spitted and muttered, "You are so stingy, like a sissy!"
A cold snorted from the white mecha: "What's wrong with me? You're amazing! It's so desperate that you need women to save me!"
Guan Tianlong manipulated the red mecha and got up and followed the white mecha's steps and said, "I don't fight with women. I will deal with you when I'm full and have the strength to deal with you. I will definitely let you beg for mercy under my crotch!"
bump!
The white mecha suddenly turned around and swept his legs. Unfortunately, the red mecha was prepared, and he stole his horse, raised his right arm, and blocked the swept his legs tightly with an elbow from the inner door.
The two walked out of the sewer and saw a big river in front of them blocking the way. In the distance, the Jiangqiao train rumbling and loaded countless pedestrians to all directions. This was the bank of the Songhua River. Hu Bingchen's white mecha emitted a soft halo under the moonlight. He looked at the flame sign on Guan Tianlong's forehead and was speechless for a while until the man urged impatiently: "Old sister, I don't know anything. Teach me how to play this game? I taught us to fly together. How about I ask Lao Liu to add money to you when I go to Hawaii?"
While saying this, the red mecha had already secretly posed for a golden palm on his back. I thought this little girl would be angry, but I didn't expect that the white mecha just nodded slightly and said lightly: "The last button in the second to last row, after pressing the mecha's legs, the flames that urged the mecha to move at high speed were revealed from the joints and ends of the limbs. When you have superb skills, you can omit this step. After floating, adjust the direction, lower your head and open your arms. The flames sprayed by the legs are enough to keep you at a speed of 720 kilometers per hour. In the atmosphere, it is no problem to rush to get close!"
Guan Tianlong pressed the last button in the second to last row, and felt his toes tremble slightly. The red mecha rose slowly with starlight on the banks of the Songhua River. He lowered his head, opened his arms, and a whoosh, and the red figure flashed in a flash. Ten seconds ago, it was still in Jiangnan, and ten seconds later, it had arrived in Hulan!
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Guan Tianlong opened his teeth and claws in the city and easily completed his virgin flight.
The white mecha floated silently, threw out a soft whip and wrapped it around the waist of the red mecha, shouting through the speaker: "Come on, dead dog!"
Guan Tianlong was angry: "Who are you calling the dead dog!"
Hu Bingchen rolled his eyes: "What a dead dog means to follow me! It's terrible to be uneducated!"
Guan Tianlong was angry again: "If you follow you, follow you. Who do you think you are dead? Believe it or not, I will strip you naked and sell it to alien natives and ask you to help them create a nation!"
Hu Bingchen ignored him and set up a mecha to connect with satellites. He found out the specific latitude of the Hawaiian villa of Little Ma Ge, greeted the villa guards in advance to avoid unnecessary conflicts. The two mechas cut through the sky like meteors, crossed the Pacific Ocean, and went to the United States.
Although the world government was established on Earth in 2110, and its military and political strength was respected by China, the United States was still not weak. For example, if China in the 22nd century was the United States in the 20th century, then the United States would definitely be Britain and France in the 20th century, rather than Germany, Japan or Ethiopia, Iraq. The brothers from countless third countries dreamed of getting an American green card for life - because it was too difficult to get a Chinese green card. Not to be proficient in Mandarin eight-level knowledge, some places of residence also require mastering dialects. This is not a foreign language that is better than a foreign language. The northern cities in mainland China are not bad. Whether it is Northeastern dialect, Shaanxi dialect, or after integrating Mandarin, you can almost understand it. However, southern cities, such as Wenzhou and Hong Kong, do not mention the difficulty of the exam.
Guan Tianlong crossed the mountains, the plains, the vast Pacific Ocean, flew for two hours to the Hawaiian Islands. China was still midnight, but it was dawn here.
Brother Ma, with an old-spotted face, led a butler, two maids, three, four, five, and six bodyguards, and seventy or eighty subordinates, wearing a bloody red carpet, and was welcoming Guan Tianlong's arrival.
The red and white mecha landed. Hu Bingchen saluted Xiao Ma Ge, and then sent a message to the headquarters of the back organization. He was confirmed. He turned his head and walked to Guan Tianlong, touched his chest and grabbed the bird, used his hands and feet together, and removed the man's whole body. The red mecha still turned into an inconspicuous necklace and was held in the hands of the white mecha. Guan Tianlong was naked and made a brilliant appearance!
The man gritted his teeth and raised two middle fingers at Hu Bingchen: "! Isn't this thing bound for life after verifying DN?"
The driver of the white mecha chuckled and shook his head: "Who told you to be bound for life? I read too many novels and are crazy? Do you know how much this thing costs? 25 million!"
"You know the money!" Guan Tianlong saw that there were crowds around him, and Brother Ma stood beside him with more than a hundred servants. He was embarrassed to cover the vital parts with his hands and greeted Brother Ma and said, "Fifth Brother, help me get the money to kill her!"
Brother Ma was wearing a light green long gown today, with two rows of buttons on his chest and a jade pendant around his waist. He hugged Guan Tianlong and said in tears: "I am the fifth brother who I don't pay, but I am the old Liu who doesn't pay, right?"
Guan Tianlong felt uncomfortable, and he felt like things change and changes in the world. Looking at the past, he waved his hand freely and said: "How can we have a relationship since we were young!"
Brother Ma burst into tears and smiled, waved his hand to Hu Bingchen and said, "Let's go, there's no penny!"
Guan Tianlong was furious and pushed the old man away, pointing at the 70 or 80 servants and said, "You can't be more particular? You still care about this with me in this way? Just pick your nose and whisper your fingers!"
Brother Ma laughed dryly, pulled off his robe and put it on Guan Tianlong's body, took the man's hand and walked into the villa together, and divided the guests and hosts to sit down. Then he greeted: "It's not important to have a lot of money, the most important thing is a matter of principle. When our brother came to the United States, he had no relatives and could say four sentences in English, nodding, ye shook his head, n, coming or going or g, this is all saved by your brother every cent, how can he not cherish it?"
Guan Tianlong grinned and looked at the villa with jade on the floor, pearls inlaid on the walls, and gold foil on the beams, saying: "No matter how I think you, Liu Liyu, don't look like a thrifty family."
Brother Ma took the handkerchief handed by the butler who was also seventy and eighty, wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, and then pulled the two twin sisters with one hand, put their dry claws into their tender and upright breasts and said, "Your fifth brother is in a miserable life. This family business was newly purchased before the New Year. Oh, Lao Qi, if you came here two days earlier, you would still see your third brother for the last time. Now we are the only brothers left. I am and Lao Liu. That guy is not good at fighting for Inner Mongolia and never leave the house. He is just a rustic guy..."
"Stop!" Guan Tianlong knew that Liu Liyu had been unreliable since he was a child, so he could only say that he could not finish his explanations with just one or two thousand words: "Don't say anything about the gourd brothers, I listened to the stern, Yang San died well, I wish I could applaud him, who killed him? I gave him two rice cakes, thank him! The dying Gu Desheng is from Inner Mongolia, and the death of Inner Mongolia is from Inner Mongolia. What's so strange about this? People love the motherland and the nation, do you think everyone is like you! Remember the ancestors and forget the scriptures!"
Brother Ma sighed: "If you want to talk about the wrong of the third brother's death, the old man in his 100-year-old died of lifestyle. Are you talking nonsense? So a big family, the grandson-daughter-in-law is going to be menopause. He got together with a girl in his twenties. He didn't know how to cherish his feelings and soul. He fought every night and gave up an old face. The dead ball was white and insisted that I pass through the US military to get him a thunder stone that is one million times stronger than Huiyuan Shenbaon! Alas, I'm nostalgic. The fourth brother died young and the eldest brother's second brother did not have a good death. I told him, take it easy, I will do it for you, but after I finished it, I died when I sent it to him. The stone was swallowed by his 20s beauties. Do you think it's annoying!"
Guan Tianlong blinked his eyes, and the more he heard, the cool breeze was on his back. He had a little grudge between him and Yang San, and it was embarrassing to say it. At that time, Guan Tianlong was young, ignorant, and lacked maternal love since childhood, and especially had a good impression of older women. Of course, it was limited to 123,456 years old. In the first three or five years of the 21st century, people were honest. The dance troupe did not poison teenagers. Everyone cut the legend and cut the legend and was very enthusiastic. Guan Tianlong naturally could not avoid the vulgarity. He played the legend and met a girl, three years older than him. What was the moonlight lover?
People are hooking up and playing fashion online dating. Guan Tianlong is poor and has no money. Yang San borrows money when he has money, buys equipment for the girl to play with, and sends text messages to chat with the girl. Yang San helps the girl pay for 100 yuan a month. Later, the moonlight lover said he would go to Harbin to meet Guan Tianlong. Yang San was loyal and looked at the girl's photos too smart. He was afraid that his brother would not be able to control himself and the boy's strength would be regressed. In the future, no one helped his brother fight, so he stepped forward to check in to a hotel and slept with the moonlight lover as Guan Tianlong!
Later, when the incident happened, Guan Tianlong became more and more frustrated as he thought about it. His girl was sleeping in a hotel by his brothers. What a bullshit thing? Beating Yang San must have a reputation of being more serious than being less lustful, but he was unwilling to accept it if he didn't beat him up. Finally, he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet and beat Yang San's father!
From then on, these two men turned against each other and had the attitude of not interacting with each other until they died!
Yang San’s academic name is Yang Jingqiu. Guan Tianlong thought of Li Meiyang and Yang Jinqiu, and the little things she had with Yang Jinqiu, and his heart was disgusting as if he was swallowing a fly. He thought: Am I wearing Yang San’s broken shoes again?
Brother Ma filled Guan Tianlong with drinks, but when he saw that he didn't say anything, he quickly told him: "The dead are gone. Your third brother is just a girl. You have been so worried about it for more than a hundred years. Brothers are like brothers and girls are like clothes. If you lack that thing, tell the fifth brother, you don't have any other skills. You can choose Hollywood stars!"
Guan Tianlong picked up the wine glass, drank it all, and asked Brother Ma: "Yang San will not change his name... Yang Jinqiu?"
Brother Ma smiled calmly and said, "That's right, he thought the tic toe of the manhole cover was ugly, so he changed it to a beautiful brocade!"
Guan Tianlong sighed, covered his face with his right hand, lowered his head and said nothing, thinking that this world is really small, how should we face ourselves in the future! Call me the third sister-in-law? I’ll steal my sister-in-law by my brother. I should have three or six holes to grab it! But I don’t know, so I should be innocent?
Gurgle, stomach screaming.
Brother Ma laughed and ordered the housekeeper to hold a banquet. Half an hour later, a table of Manchu and Han banquets were brought to the living room, with beasts and swallows in the mountains, cattle and sheep on the land, and there were no dead people in the sea. Except for the big meat, no small meat, no flies, everything else needed!
Guan Tianlong and Liu Liyu were not polite at all. They pushed off the rice that the twin sister in front of him, lifted up the rice cooker, picked up a plate of pork stewed with sea cucumber, pork stewed with pork gluten, a plate of abalone, chicken stewed with mushrooms, chicken stewed with mushrooms, hammers, ham stewed with fish belly, etc., and stirred them with chopsticks, and the wind stormed the wind and the clouds were reimbursed in three to five minutes!
A table full of Man and Han banquets, two of them ate more than ten people served, Little Ma took the lead in applauding, and his subordinates also agreed. The old man said, "Seven, I haven't seen you for so many years, you are exactly the same as before. When I think of this, my fifth brother was sad. Life was a little unconditional when I was young, maybe there was something wrong with the prostate. I was in my 120s and I have played with more than one division group, but no one could leave me half a seed! Originally, after you three died, I felt that I had no life for two years, so I turned my family into this look of ghosts, ready to enjoy life in time, but your fifth brother always felt empty in his heart, and I didn't know what was going on. When I thought that my property would be left to the government in a hundred years, I felt sad..."
Guan Tianlong was stuffed with assorted firewood and plum blossom buns in his mouth, and said vaguely: "Fifth brother, don't be sad. With me in your property, you will never be affected by the government!"
Chapter completed!